#fuck u apple

[gays4vulo]

I miss headphone jacks

[webvampzz]

update 2 : my earbuds feel loke theyre legit stabbing my ear now + they still dont work 😐

[nezuchuuko]

really hate that my phone is starting to show its age because it’s red and i love the color red. also i don’t want to get a new phone cause idk if i will be able to retain pre musk twitter. also why tf does apple keep changing its pieces to force u to get more apple products. i mean i know why but i still fucking hate it

[s4no]

hiiiii <33 is your event still open? i was gonna join, but i didn’t see anything that said if it was open or closed ><

ahhh yes it's still open! it's open through the end of april !! i don't know why the status line on my event post isn't showing on iOS devices >:( but this is what it looks like on pc

[viiridiangreen]

so I took my PC to my Trusted PC Wizard yesterday to have her RAM & SSD installed & I'm using the work MAC while she gets back but turns out: SHIT'S HAUNTED

It's bitching @ me over 'very little space left' while also saying that supposedly my user folder is LARGER THAN THE ENTIRE HARD DRIVE SHOULD BE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

AMERICA EXPRAIN!!!

[heartorbit]

i want to know everything that makes you happy! 💫🪐🎇

[furiosophie]

“Ghost?” Soap asks as he pulls open the door, knife still in hand, baby still wailing. “What are ye doin’ here?”

“What am I doing here?” Ghost throws back at him, brows creased and eyes downright murderous, the kind of look that back at base would mean Soap is about to run laps until he pukes. “You just disappeared for a bloody week, Johnny! Didn’t even tell Price where you were going, aren’t answering your fuckin’ phone, what the hell do you think I’m doing here?”

“Right,” Soap says because yes right, he has a vague memory of Ghost texting him, but he also doesn't really have a clue where his phone is right now and he definitely wasn’t aware it’s been a week until he just mentioned it. For a moment Ghost looks like he’s going to take him by the shoulders and shake, and then his eyes land on Joey, and he frowns harder as if he only just noticed that Soap is holding a screaming child.

“You knock someone up, Johnny?” he asks and it sounds oddly offended but mostly like he’s taking the piss, so Soap is about to tell him to fuck off when there’s a loud crash from the bathroom, followed immediately by a high shriek. He whips around, trips over one of Cass’ tiny toddler-sized shoes, and nearly impales himself on the damn knife if it wasn’t for Ghost grabbing him by the arm to hold him steady.

“Give me the baby,” Ghost says like he says give me that gun when they’re hunched over in the dirt, bullets flying past their heads, so Soap does.

to you i can admit (that i'm too soft for all of it)

[read on ao3]

ship: john "soap" mactavish/simon "ghost" riley

words: 19 220, completed

tags: mw iii fix-it, set between danger close and trojan horse, kid fic, angst with a happy ending, hurt/comfort, domestic fluff, getting together, ghost fell first, soap fell harder, ghost is just some guy (tm), jk this still has 09 ghost backstory, fellas is it gay if the superior officer you've been lowkey flirting with for four years drops everything to help u raise ur sisters kids, this is both a hallmark movie and me processing grief so godspeed, canon- typical violence, mentions of past childhood abuse, not beta read we die like- qunshot

[slasheru]

HEY I'M USING TUMBLR BLAZE FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE AND TELLING YOU ABOUT MY HORNY HORROR-COMEDY DATING SIM THAT I MADE.

(also on itchio ooh ahhh with a free demo, just scroll all the way down OOH AHH https://suiteddevil.itch.io/slasheru-act1alpha)

[puppyeared]

my stardew farmer ^_^ he doesnt have a green thumb for shit so he keeps animals and does mining

some tidbits i came up with while playing hehe

reclusive and doesnt really go out of his way to talk or visit people unless its an errand. but he also doesnt try to befriend others to get something out of it, so he has a very easygoing approach to making friends. on good terms with linus and sebastian since he runs into them most often.

if he respects or takes a liking to someone, he'll greet them with miss/mister (name). if you get close to him he starts using first name basis. if he doesn't like you, he'll refer to you by your title without using your name. only a few people have caught on to this.

the farm he inherited, Milky Way Farm, was the site of a meteorite crash and sometimes you can find shards of meteor debris littered around the farm (i picked the hilltop farm bc of this lol)

lost his sweater and pants a long ass time ago and doesnt have the time to look for them, so hes been working in his sleep clothes ever since

isnt actually grandpa's real heir to the farm... ;)

[creep-girl]

season 1 cast from memory except i have aphantasia

[chaotictomtom]

also! ☝️🤓 received my tablet last month lol already having sooo much fun with it!!!!!

[stillw4t3r]

sum recent pathologics ^_^ the funny artemy-using-his-hood-when-sneaking bit was @indigo-constellation’s idea!

slightly suggestive silly thing under cut

[beeduoo]

wonderful

[spacenintendogs]

listen, I know very little about HTTYD but your art is fun and your passion is palpable so

draw your favorite dragon (not toothless)

thank u so much!!! and my fave dragon (not toothless)?

meatlug :)

[lotus-pear]

guys stop asking me for bsd fic recs, i will tell u to go read the light novels

[latenightsundayblues]

Billy's way of showing affection is a bit... Unorthodox.

(it will happen again)

Stu is probably way more pleased about the discovery than any other sane individual would be