#fuck those two guys in particular 😒

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

i love it when everyone argues and shouts and brandishes weapons at each other :'D

[ask-hannah-blog]

Do you think you and Brittany will end up fooling around (goofing around) a bit? I mean, it's not like she would tell you no. It might do you some good to have a partner that can support you through your own changes too anyhow.

That snot covered strap on was sooooo tempting I don’t know how I didn’t just bend over right there and then. 😒

I have had sex with normal Brittany, always with a guy though.

I have no particular interest or desire to sleep with her as a goof.

As a clown, we’re probably going to fuck all the time.

That’s how i perceive things at the moment. She hasn’t made any come ons to me yet, so she might not be interested in a boring human right now, I mean she’s only just discovered the wide and disturbing world of goofs a few days ago. Why ever would she settle with me?

If I start feeling and attraction towards her, or sense some coming from her, I’ll set aside time for us to have a chat, and start negotiating.

This happens a lot when two people living together get transformed. They don’t communicate and eventually one falls first, and drags the other down in an unhealthy manner. SOFT LANDINGS guys. Those situations often come from people who are in denial that they will change, and don’t want to talk about it with anyone. Not healthy.

[theflyingfeeling]

I can't have your queue empty... I love your writing too much! How about a spy AU? I'm curious who you choose for the hero and who for the villan :)

Thank you!! ��

I think this needs to be tackled by first deciding which one of the guys would make the least shitty spy 😆 The more or less obvious answer here is Aleksi, because Tommi's tall figure would attract too much attention, and the other four are just too chaotic for a job like this. Furthermore, I'm afraid the question of the "hero" and the "villain" is not quite as simple.. 😇

First of all, instead of a spy, Tommi is spy!Aleksi's chauffeur, because of course he is 👨‍✈️

And I hope y'all appreciate how hard I'm trying NOT to make Tommi a very unprofessional chauffeur, the kinda who's secretly in love with the spy he drives around, always fearing each time Aleksi leaves the car would be the last.. 😥

Aleksi's target? The rich-as-fuck inheritor of the infamous Porko dynasty, who is believed to be leading a world-wide money-laundering business

Aleksi reports to NI6, the head of the Secret BC Service, who is not in love with anyone except for his cat maybe, but he may hold a personal grudge against Porko from that one time they hooked up years ago and Porko gave him the wrong phone number 😒

Mind you, Joonas gave the wrong number purely by accident, and despite being a married man nowadays, he sometimes still wonders what happened to that green-eyed guy with amazing handiwork..

Speaking of marriage, Joonas is happy to be able to provide luxury for his trophy husband Olli and their little poodle called Princess 🐩

Olli is not interested in the business Joonas' family gets their money from as much as he is in interior design, holding yoga classes at his own studio and taking long walks with Princess. It is on one of those walks when Olli runs into a very nice man with a very cute dachshund 😍

Olli can't help but notice how the nice man keeps minding his back whenever he crouches to pick up the dachshund's droppings or to fix the leash and recommends him a class on his yoga studio 🧘‍♂️

"Why, I just might!" Aleksi says. Getting into Porko's inner circle seems to be easier than Aleksi thought...

NI6 to Aleksi after his first yoga class: "You are my best agent and I adore you, but please, for the love of god, mute the microphone the next time you're getting busy in the bedroom with someone"

..When really Olli had just been helping Aleksi into a Prasarita Padottanasana 🤭

One of the many sources of income for Joonas that Olli certainly knows nothing about is the penthouse apartment Joonas is renting to a certain someone. Joonas actually has numerous investment homes around the city, but he doesn't buy pretty lacy things to all of his tenants 🖤

And Joel for one doesn't mind being a wealthy businessman's secret lover if he gets to live in a gorgeous studio apartment practically for half its price. The blowjobs are only another perk of the arrangement, and he really does care about Joonas as much as he believes Joonas cares about him

After two weeks of yoga classes and dog dates, Aleksi realises that Olli really doesn't have a clue about Joonas' shady businesses. Thus, he has to take matters in his own hands 🧐

"Is you husband often away for work?"

(No, he's often away to sleep with his lover, and on some level Olli has guessed this by now, but he hates conflicts so he lets Joonas do what he needs to do if it keeps him happy)

"Yes, quite 🥺" Olli confesses. "Days, sometimes weeks at a time! 🤧"

"Nawwww," Aleksi says, reaching his hand to touch Olli's over the table (they have started to have glasses of wine at the Porko mansion after the yoga). "You must be lonely, all alone in a big house like this.."

And, well, I'm not going into detail, but that particular night Olli wasn't lonely and all alone in that big house of his.. 😏

One night, Olli wakes up and hears noises coming from somewhere in the house. Aleksi is nowhere to be seen, and why is there a light in Joonas' private study? 🤨

Caught in the act, Aleksi figures he has no choice but to tell Olli the truth, hoping Olli would have his own reasons to bring his husband down. Aleksi is taking a gamble for sure, but tonight he seems to be in luck, and not only in the bedroom 🤝

"Aleksi," NI6 says pinching the bridge of his nose, "we simply can't just hire any pretty boy as an agent, they need to be trained."

"I promise I'll train him myself, Niko, please! I know what I'm doing!" Aleksi pleads, like a child asking a parent if he can keep the stray dog he found

Tommi, having witnessed the whole affair from the sidelines, is not at all sure Aleksi knows what he's doing 😑

Meanwhile in the penthouse apartment, Joonas and Joel are planning to run away to some far-out (tax) paradise.. 🌅

Plotlines from hence forth include 1) Aleksi teaching Olli to use all the cool spy gadgets (and they even take great joy dressing up their dogs as secret agents; they look super dashing in their tuxes! 😍), 2) Tommi being unhappy about the amount of dog hair in his car, 3) Joonas' businesses backfire and one night he appears at Joel's door with packed suitcases and two one-way plane tickets, 4) Aleksi and Olli following J&J to an exotic holiday resort to finally get them both, 5) NI6 having to kept reminding his two agents they are not on a honeymoon and finally getting up on the plane himself to get the job done

But is Joel "just" a mistress? Is his role in all of this bigger than everyone (even Joonas) originally assumed? Could he be the codename Dark Lord the Secret BC Service has been after for years? And what's up with all those mysterious engine troubles Aleksi and Olli have been experiencing with their Jeep ever since they arrived? 🤔 It's a shame the chauffeur had to stay behind, he for sure would have known what's wrong with the engine...

[tammyisobsessedwith]

Aaaaand we’re back to disappointment and frustration 😒 (mixed in with some satisfaction because I’ll admit it felt good to throw some things in Dylan’s face and more on that scene with Angie later)

Spoilers and rambling under the cut 😘

The fight with our LI didn’t need to be a fight at all and honestly didn’t even feel like one depending on the choices we make. It just goes from “Dylan’s been spreading rumors about you” to “I think we should spend the night apart” going from 0 to 100 in two seconds, like what?? If you pick the options to de-escalate the conflict this outcome doesn’t make any sense and it’s frustrating af.

Especially if we’re coupled up with Will because he’s all about being chill and non-confrontational. It feels very out of character for him in particular because to me the logic is that if he’s someone who avoids fights then he wouldn’t go to that place so easily and he would’ve been smarter about this or at the very least understanding. I just can’t believe Will of all the LIs would let Dylan get into his head because honestly he’s the smartest guy in the Villa when it comes to playing the game. The comments he made early on (if we pick him at the first recoupling) show that he’s very aware of the dynamics and aim of the game, more so than any of the others who seem more concerned about finding someone they like to couple up. Dylan could’ve been smarter about the game and then I might’ve given this point to Will being played, but as it was I can’t buy that he would fall for that.

The other LIs I can see falling prey to this more easily. James is a jealous guy (for as much as he tries to hide it and be a nice guy), Bruno is deeply insecure and easily manipulated, Najuma is an impulsive, fiery hothead and Tom is still getting the hang of being himself and therefore would also be shaken if something like this came up. And I know that there is an argument that now Will is actually being real with us and actually falling in love so he’s more vulnerable, blah-blah-blah. But you’re honestly gonna go now and say Will gives a fuck that I kissed Hazeem right after Will himself had broken up with me to be with Thabi?! When he had hyped me up for kissing the newcomers in the hot tub date?! Give me a fucking break!

I had some serious “am I having amnesia moments now?” with this episode and talks of previous fights/arguments with our LI that never happened or the talks about Dylan wanting to rescue us from our jobs. Like those things were never shown to us - or I’ve had serious glitches in my playthroughs. What the fuck is up with that?!

Also no way in hell I would’ve fallen asleep right after all of this had happened without some venting and talking it out with my bestie beforehand; that conversation should’ve happened in the previous night. And since Angie is currently single there is also no way in hell she would’ve let me sleep outside by myself - even if she were coupled up with someone she would’ve ditched them for the night to stay with us. Thabi definitely would’ve done that. If Hope/Lottie/Marisol/Hannah did that on day 2 of Season 2, why isn’t my bestie staying with me through this horrible night now??

And it’s all coming up for the sake of plot and how we could get it on with Dylan if we wanted to. But I feel like they should’ve given this option only if we answered positively to his advances/tactics and chose the options that say we want to be with him. Like give us an option to tell our bestie we’ll be fine sleeping alone outside if what we want is an opportunity for alone time with Dylan later on. It would’ve made so much more sense. But I think I’ll write a separate one on all things Dylan that sucked about this storyline because there is a lot.

Minor thing that annoyed me: why were we not given the option to go take a shower and change into fresh clothes after such a night? Instead we’re walking around all over the Villa in last night’s clothes/caked in makeup for the whole day? Why??

[finndeservesbetter]

If we’re still doing predictions I think the fandom will go the same route stormpilot went. Basically, making nothing but Nate-Centric fanfics and art, drawing Nate as the shorter, “waify”-er of the two (one artist in particular seems to already be filling the ship tag with art that makes Jake look older, more muscular, and even taller than Nate 😒😒😒) even though Nate is taller, possibly older, and no less muscular than Jake.

They will turn Jake into Nate’s personal Mammy, Jake will take care of all of the emotional labor in their relationship so that his boyfriend can recover mentally, meanwhile Jake ignores his own mental well-being and if his trauma is mentioned in the slightest it will be brushed a side or it won’t be nearly as bad as Nate’s, because mental illness doesn’t effect Black people nearly as badly as it does white people 🙃

Jake will also be Nate’s Mandingo, who only exists to fuck the angst out of the character they actually care about, with his Big Black Dick™. And yet despite all of the the hyper sexualization that’s at play here, Jake will only ever be shipped with Nate. Nate might have a few other ships under his belt, but Jake? Nope. He “belongs” to Nate and Nate alone as I’m sure they will put it.

And when critized on how gross they made this pairing they will either make more gross content out of spite (again like a particular fan artist in the tags) or they will cry about how toxic *we* made the fandom and run off to a pairing they probably wanted to ship all along anyways, my guess is that pairing between those two white guy scientists.

Welp those are my predictions, I really hope it doesn’t go down like this but hope only does but so much.

At least Amara is fifteen so no white girl romance for Jake!