#fuck that little greyjoy asswipe

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Theon stans acting like Ned and Robert making Theon a hostage after the Greyjoy Rebellion is some horrible thing that even Ser Roderick is disgusted by is honestly pretty funny. And it does reveal how little they understand of the politics of ASOIAF, or even the basics of why Theon is a hostage in the first place. Theon Stans writing metas about how horrible Ned was to Theon when anyone with two working braincells can see that being a hostage of Ned might suck but its still better than being a hostage of 99.99 percent of the rest of the Lords of the Seven Kingdoms. The Greyjoys decided to fuck around and they got their asses kicked. And to make sure they don’t fuck around again Robert and the rest of his vassals did the right thing and took a hostage. Theon ain’t special because of that. Him being made a hostage after the war is the bare minimum action any King would take to make sure House Greyjoy didn’t go full dumbass again.

Want to blame someone for Theon being a hostage. Blame his father first.