#fuck my life girll

[rapidhighway]

Court tomorrow im gonna fucking kill myself in front of the judge

[idontdrinkgatorade]

HELP I TOLD MY MOM I HAD A MEMORY OF VISITING ROMANIA (where my bio mother is from) AND SHE CAME BACK TO MY ROOM AND WAS LIKE. WHAT SPURRED THIS MEMORY? HAVE YOU CONTACTED YOUR GRANDMOTHER? HAS SHE CONTACTED YOU?

[dolene]

GET BACK ON TRACK ; charles leclerc x reader

summary: after carlos's wedding announcement is everywhere and taking over your entire life, you decided to break the slump and getting back on track by moving on.

...★...

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carlossainz55 Carlos & Rebecca. 5.5.25

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username We've been losing since day one, there is no winning. Only losing 😔😔

username MY SUN????? MY MOON???? Okay what kind of torture are you guys gonna get me for this week

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yourusername Happy wedding to the beloved couple!! I wish you the best years of love and a great future together ever after 💗

username NO Y/N DON'T PRETEND

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danielricciardo Congratulations, and don't forget to spare the wine! 😄

alex_albon Lily and I wished you both a joyful wedding and a happy life! Don't forget about Lando, though.

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charles_leclerc Congratulations to the happy couple! Glad to be there and watch the sweet moments unveiled.

pierregasly The two of you were looking so sweet together. I hope I can make a good uncle in the future 😁🤣

carlossainz55 It's far still away from that and you're already thinking of that is insane

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username No captions just a pure masterpiece

username after seeing charles liking this, my feelings said something so gossipy

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gigihadid I miss Australia and the photo booth

charles_leclerc 🤪🤪

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[lotusunique]

Nights like this pt.2

Armando Aretas x Black Fem! Reader

Sorry this took a lil minute to come out guys I had to proof read! Enjoy my loves💋🌺

“He don’t wanna be saved, don’t save em. That is not my nigga don’t claim him”, You rap along to Megan thee stallion. You weren’t really the dancing in public type but you were already six or seven shots in,which meant you were letting loose.

As you dance against Kelly, absolutely having the time of your life, you spot a guy staring at you from across the dance floor.

“Go dance with him”,Kelly says. “Girl if you wanna go dance on your man that’s all you gotta say.”,you say playfully as you continue to dance. “Now you know that’s not what I meant”,She laughs. “Mhm, girl you can go dance with your man. I’m gonna go get another drink”, you smile before making your way over to the bar.

“Can I please get a sex on the beach”,you beam, your cheeks flushed from the liquor already settling in. The guy from earlier quickly appears beside you.

“You can put hers on my tab”,he says to the bartender before turning to you. “Thanks but you didn’t need to do that”,you give a small smile.

“It’s no problem. I was wondering if you’d like to dance with me.”,he says as you sip from the fruit filled drink.

You look around,realizing Armando still wasn’t here. You let out a small sigh, “Sure”, before finishing your drink. Before you know it, you’re in the middle of the dimly lit club, dancing on a random stranger. For some reason you had wished Armando was there, being the one holding you.

But you shrugged the thought off. He decided not to follow through on his word so fuck him.

“I never got your name”,The stranger says. “Y/n”,you say still dancing against him. “Nice to meet you pretty girl, I’m Eric”,he says spinning you around. You let out a laugh, “Thank you Eric”.

The casual dancing turns into serious sensual dancing as “Wus Good/Curious” by Partynextdoor starts to play.

“Ride me (Ride me), 'til I'm ('Til I'm)

'Bout to ('Bout to), cum (Cum)

PND’s vocals sing as Eric’s hands start to move softly up and down your body, the liquor making his touch feel even softer than it actually is. You gently grind your hips into his.

What you didn’t know is that while you were so caught up with your new boo, Armando was watching you across the club the entire time.

With a deep gruff , he realized he’d seen enough when he saw this random dude place his hands on your ass.

Out the corner of your eye you spot, someone walking up to you. You feel a strong tug on your arm. You look up in confusion before realizing it’s Armando.

“Um why are you on me Mando”,you ask, your words slurring somewhat. He gives you a confused glance. Seeming as you’ve never called him Mando you had to be drunk. “I’m taking you home, you’re already drunk as is”,he says clearly heated.

“Bruh let her go”,Eric attempts to “defend” you, which you find adorable. “Eric it’s fine, we’re friends from work”,you say coldly. Armando feels the chill in your tone, cutting him deep in a way. The two of you walk outside the club, to talk somewhere more private.

“What is your problem”,you shake him off you. “The fuck you mean what’s my problem.”,he asks looking at you like you’re crazy. “Exactly what the fuck I just said”,you cross your arms.

Girll that liquor got you putting some base in your voice!

“You have no right to feel any type of way about ANY of the choices I make.”,you explode. He takes a step back almost shocked at what’s coming out your mouth. “Yea that’s right. Be shook nigga”,You roll your eyes.

“First off I waited all night for you like some fuckin idiot. Just for you not to show up. Someone takes interest in me, someone wants to fuck me, and now you got a problem with it? It’s not like you were gon be the one doing it”, you spout. He narrows his eyes at you while listening to you rant.

“You play this game with me where you get under my skin, make me think you feel something for me just to turn around and play with my emotions. And truly you got me fucked up. I don’t give a damn if you are Armando Aretas with all the bitches on

you-“

You’re cut off by Armando grabbing your face and kissing you passionately. The taste of his soft lips, sweet and supple, shocks you, you’d only dreamt of this moment never expecting it to actually come true.

Leaning into his hands and into the kiss you feel rain start to drizzle before the two of you pull away. You look at him in complete awe of the events that just occurred. He stares down at you, wondering how it ever took him so long to make his move.

“Now this right here is some romantic shit”,You look up at the beautiful scene unfolding around you, causing you the two of you to laugh. “Look I don’t care about anybody else . I want you and only you. Seeing him with his hands on you, got me heated okay”, he explains.

You look up at him wondering if this is real or not. Armando eyes you with a huge smile upon his face, unbeknownst to you, he’s studying how beautiful you look.

“And I’ll kill any pendejo that even thinks about looking at you y/n”, he says, looking down at you.

Without even giving a response, you smash your lips into his. He pulls away before whispering, “Pero para responder a tu pregunta, si fuera por mí, te tendría aquí ahora mismo.”. (But to answer your question, if it it was up to me, I'd have you right here right now)

You look up at him, confused by what just came out of his mouth. Were you trippin’? Or did he just say he wanted to fuck you right here right now…

You squint your eyes at him, “Did you just say what I think you just said?”, you ask, thinking that you just imagined all of that. “I don’t repeat myself precioso “,he says with low eyes, just like last night in the office.

[soulgazingwithbucky]

First of all i LOOOOVEEE ur stories,

Can i ask a Bucky x Reader Fluff. (You can add some smut if you want to)

Where the reader has this stutter thats shes really insecure about and Bucky just adores it and that he comforts her when shes tearing up because she cant talk normally without a stutter.

Thank you girll xx

hi my love, thank you so much for your kind words!! and thanks even more for your patience - this is my first official request and i wanted to make sure i did right by you!!

pairing: Bucky Barnes x F!Reader

warnings: smut!!! minors DNI, oral (f receiving), writer's first time writing smut lmfao, Bucky's your ex (at first), reader has a stutter but writer does not so feedback is welcome

word count: 2k

“She’s where?”

Natasha bites into an apple. Her elbows rest against the granite countertop as she watches Bucky through her lashes. He’s staring at her incredulously, waiting for her to clarify. She bides her time, chewing and savoring the fruit. The lackadaisical way Nat sways on her heels ignites Bucky’s rage. It takes every ounce of willpower to not grab the apple and pitch it to the wall.

“On a date,” Nat says dismissively, rotating the apple in her hand, trying to find the next perfect bite. She waits patiently for whatever emotion is bubbling beyond the cold stare to reach the surface.

“She didn’t tell me that,” Bucky says bitterly.

She cocks an eyebrow.

“She’s supposed to tell her ex when she’s going out?”

Bucky huffs. He hates the title.

“Because we all live in the same building. Could be a safety thing,” he grumbles, though they both know he’s full of shit.

The elevator dings, drawing the two operatives’ attention. You step out, clutch held tightly in your hand.

“Tell her yourself then,” Nat tells Bucky, pushing herself off of the counter. She passes you, squeezing your forearm. “Talk later?”

You can only respond with a nod as you approach the kitchen, slamming your bag onto the countertop.

“Hi,” Bucky greets gingerly, unsure if you’re aware of his presence. You turn to him briefly, a scowl still adorning your face.

“H-Hi,” you respond before turning to glare at your fingers. The rings glint in the overhead lighting, an ornate reminder that you actually got dressed up for some asshole. You practically rip the jewelry off of you.

“Wanna tell me about it?” he says, watching the rings clatter onto the granite.

You look at him in disbelief. He was the last person you would want to tell about a failed date. But your discontentment is begging to pour out, bubbling inside you like magma in a volcano. You take a deep breath.

“I w-w-w-went on a–”

You feel your emotions impacting your speech, and you stop yourself. You take a deep breath, trying to regain your composure, and start again.

“I w-went on a d-d-d–FUCK!”

You grab the closest thing to you–a knife block set–and throw it against the wall. The impact echoes through the tower kitchen, sending blades flying in all directions. As the empty block hits the floor, you slide down against the side of the countertop. Angry tears are filling your eyes, but you stare unblinking, refusing to let them fall.

Bucky says nothing as he swiftly collects the mess you've made before moving beside you. He slides down onto the floor, his even gaze on you. Your knees are to your chest, and you have a handful of your dress gripped in your fist. Your breathing is the only sound in the room, heavy and uneven with the effort of keeping your tears inside.

Even completely silent, Bucky is still one of the most comforting people you have ever met. His stoic gaze and quiet stares can be interpreted as robotic, intimidating, unnerving; to you, it has always felt calming, unjudging, a serene haven in a world that was often too loud.

And he was definitely a much better presence than the asswipe you just spent the past couple hours with.

“I didn’t know you had a–” your date gestures at his mouth with his fork “–thing. You know, my cousin stuttered, like, her whole life. It was so fucking annoying.”

He chuckles, then continues, “Not you, though. But she went to therapy and, swear, hasn’t stuttered since. It’s crazy. But, like, you know, it’s cool for you.”

You shoot him a smile too sweet to be genuine.

“Thanks. M-Means a lot.”

“W-What if,” you tell Bucky, “I don’t want to get r-rid of it? What i-if I like it? DId he e-ever think about t-th-that?”

“I don’t think he did, love,” he tells you softly.

But you hang your head, your face obscured for a moment. When you look back up, resting your chin on your knees, your tears flow freely. Bucky wants nothing more than to pull you to his chest, to wrap his arms around you, to comfort you, but he can’t. Not anymore.

“I h-h-hate this fucking st-stutter, Bucky,” you admit through gritted teeth.

“Hey,” he says, as if he should be offended for you. “Don’t say that.” He presses his palms on the ground, pushing himself forward, planting himself in front of you.

“But I d-d-d–” You get caught repeating the sound, and you press your lips together, your nostrils flaring.

“B-But I d-do,” you complete scornfully. “I d-didn’t even want to g-go on this d-d-date. I kn-knew this would h-happen. I-I knew I would g-get judged. It always happens.”

Not with me, Bucky thinks. He can’t help himself now, and he reaches out, pressing his hands on the sides of your head. The gesture surprises you, and you look up at him with wide eyes.

“Every part of you is absolutely incredible, you know that?”

Under Bucky’s earnest gaze, you feel the heat flooding your face. He brushes away a piece of your hair before pulling away.

“You’re one of the most skilled agents to walk through this door,” he begins. You shake your head.

“No, really,” he insists, pointing his thumb behind him. “I’ll tell Steve right now.”

You shake your head again, this time with a laugh, as you wipe your tears with your fingers.

“But despite being an absolute force in the field, you’re still the kindest person I know.”

You huff in disbelief. You can’t help yourself:

“Yeah, k-kind enough to still be t-talking to my ex."

This time, it’s Bucky who hangs his head. His nonsensical babble of excuses comes back to him: You both seemed too busy. He wanted to work on himself. This was more of a break than a break-up, really, if you think about it. Oh, and don’t forget: it’s not you, it’s him.

Now is as good a time as ever to tell you the truth: “You were too good for me. You are too good for me.”

He earns another laugh from you, but this time it’s devoid of any mirth.

“Yeah. Okay, B-Bucky.”

“No, angel, I’m serious,” he says, shifting closer to you. You cock your head as he doubles down.

“R-Really?” you say dryly. “T-The new girl with t-the fucking s-sp-speech impediment is too good for Bucky B-Barnes.”

He scoots himself even closer to you, his legs now on either side of yours. Your arms are drooped across your knees, and the bottom part of your face is obscured behind your forearms. He drops his head to meet your eyes.

“Yes,” he confirms, “the new girl with a heart full of gold, talents that blew us out of the water, and a speech impediment is too good for this idiot.

“I realize it now, doll. And I can’t believe I was too fucking dense to see it before. You’re too good for me, and I won’t argue about that. But I fuckin’ let you go, instead of staying by your side, making myself better for you. I’m stupid, doll, so stupid, you mean the world to me–”

You swallow Bucky’s words with a kiss, your hands moving to caress his face. He practically melts under your touch, and you feel his body shift with your lips on his. He’s leaning, leaning, leaning, desperate to be as close to you as possible, but the countertop against your back is proving it to be an impossible feat. He pulls away for a second, smiling as you whine at the separation, and hooks his hands under your thighs, lifting you onto the granite. He chuckles at the way you yelp and wrap your hands around his neck, yet he wastes no time capturing your lips in his again.

Your hands move from his neck into his hair, giving his brunette locks a slight tug. He stifles a groan, his ears perking at a noise down the hallway. He brings your hands to his lips for a kiss before he steps away, listening intently.

“It’s t-twelve, Barnes,” you say. “S-Sam’s going to be c-c-coming out soon for his–”

“–midnight snack,” he finishes with a huff. He gathers your bag and your rings, offering a hand as you hop off of the counter. “C’mon, love. You must be tired, anyway.”

You wrap your hand around his arm as he leads you to the elevator. He presses the button to your floor.

“Everyone else says I don’t say a word,” he teases, “yet you won’t even let me finish a sentence.”

You let out an embarrassed chuckle, thinking of how you punctuated the middle of Bucky’s rant with a kiss.

“I-I just knew th-that you meant it, Bucky,” you say. “I-I know you.”

As you watch the floor numbers change above the elevator doors, Bucky keeps his half-lidded gaze on you.

“I know you do.”

In the comforts of your room, Bucky kneels in front of you to ease your shoes off of your feet. You release a relieved sigh. He steps behind you, and you feel his warm breath on your skin before he leaves slow kisses along your neck. He moves the strap of your dress before continuing his trail of kisses along your shoulder.

“B-Bucky…”

His fingers ghost over your other shoulder before gently slipping the other strap off. Your dress falls to the ground. You tilt your head back with a sigh as large hands run over your bare stomach and breasts. Your relaxed breaths turn into a sharp inhale as his fingers find your nipple, giving it a slight pinch.

“Let me take care of you, doll,” he mutters. You turn to face him, slotting your lips against his. He walks forward until you feel the bedframe behind your knees. You yelp, but his hands find your head and your back, lowering you until you feel the plush mattress underneath you. Bucky plants a kiss on your lips before moving to your neck and decolletage. His mouth takes it time on both of your breasts, swirling slow circles on your nipples, before kissing down your stomach.

Bucky murmurs a swear under his breath as he removes your underwear. He runs his thumb along your folds, nearly hypnotized by the arousal he now spreads to your clit. He listens to your soft whimpers as he draws agonizing circles.

He meant to take his time, but he can’t help himself. He missed you so damn much, and he’s more than eager to prove it. He moves his hand to his hardening cock, pumping as he licks a stripe along your folds.

Can’t waste a single drop.

His cock twitches in his hand at your gasp. You sound so needy, all for him. His mouth envelops your pearl, sucking and licking like he’ll never be satiated.

“Oh–f-fuck–Bu-Bucky.”

You lift your head to peer at Bucky, your hands moving to his hair. He releases you with a pop, meeting your eyes through the darkness.

“I’ve missed you, doll,” he murmurs, savoring your taste on his tongue.

“I m-missed–shit!”

Bucky has pushed a finger into you, curling and pressing against your g-spot. Your head falls back onto the mattress, your back arching as his mouth returns to your clit. He groans as your hands on his head push him closer. He adds another finger, quickening his pace. He feels you clenching around his fingers.

That’s it, doll.

He looks up at you, your head thrown back in pure pleasure, your breasts rising and falling with your erratic breaths.

“B-Buck, you’re–you’re gonna–”

A flurry of swears fill the air as you release. Bucky groans at the feeling of you coming around his fingers. Your fingers loosen around his locks, and he rests his head lazily on your thigh, pumping his fingers slowly as your orgasm subsides.

He brings his fingers to his mouth as he rises. He smiles as you watch him hazily.

He rests beside you, eyes closed, expecting you to nuzzle yourself into his chest like you always did. Instead, he opens an eye at the feeling of your fingers hooking into his waistband. His hands move to your hips as you shift on top of him.

“I’m n-not done with y-you, Barnes.”

[lulushults]

fuck it ft challenge 🤷‍♀️

1. gajeel redfox😜

2. ichiya..

3. mest obviousl

4.leo fs

5. i dont remember the exact numbers but every episode with lucy and jude, im a lucy angst lover xx

6. masyame chasing, amen.

7. icl..i havent fully listened to any of the endings cause i would always skip them sos

8. celestial :)

9. jackal or achnologia

10. everything that isnt mest x wendy, ya’ll r fkn weird x

11. my baby natsu, hes so dumb he makes me giggle

12. eclipse gate or tartoros

13. unpopular opinion…oraceon seis.

14. flare for sureee thats my girll

15. aries, shes so cute and so’s her power

16. can i say nasha..

17. natsu v zeref part 2

18. final chapters probs

19. zeref:( i wish he got redeemed in the eyes of the world somehow so he and natsu couldnt developed a relationship

20. the main theme, that shit eats

21. the entire daphne arc, its so ass icl

22. aquarius ‘death’ or igneels death.

23. EVERY scene where happy is just bullying lucy for no reason😭

24. in my opinion lucy, her past is so relatable

25. HAPPY. I WANT MY OWN HAPPY

26. natsu v zeref p2 or lucy v the tartoros demons

27. uhh..zancrow…sorry but he was so sexy

28. my fav ever but 8/10, no anime is perfect <3

29. 29 and 30 link together but i found fairy tail during my first year of highschool, im 18 now, and i was classed as ‘the weird kid’ because i dressed different, enjoyed cosplay and watched anime. i was pretty much bullied out of it, so when i found fairy tail, an anime pretty much focused on found family that accepts you for who you are no matter what, i just remember racing home after school every day to carry on watching. it made me laugh after such horrible days at school and it made me feel less alone <3

so thank you hiro mashima for creating this life changing anime, it helped me so much💞

[hrts4fel1x]

Secret or not secret?! - Joao Felix

• Joao Felix smau

• all I write is purely fiction

▪️fc - Chloe Rose Robertson

▪️all pics are from Pinterest

Keep in mind it’s my first time writing this type of things ❤️

^info : Y/n (your name) is Marc Guiu older sister , 23 years old , Y/n had a crush on joao for a while now but never did anything abt it. Y/n is also in charge of the Chelsea players online view (social media) and she is always with the team when they leave for games in other countries^

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@ yourname.guiu9

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yourname.guiu9 : just blonde 🌝

Comments:

@ name: OMG IS SHE MARC GUIU SISTER?!?

- @ name2: yes

@ joaofelix79: stunning blondie

- @ name3: NEW COUPLE?!

- @ name1: bleah

@ marcguiu9: ❤️❤️

- @ yourname.guiu9: ❤️🌝

@ chelseafc: our favorite blonde 💙

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@ marcguiu9:

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marcguiu9: life lately ⚽️

Tagged: yourname.guiu9 and joaofelix79

Comments:

@ name: WHATS THE 5th SLIDE?!?

@ pablogavi: I screenshot the last photo and I put it as my lock screen 😆

- @ pedri: poor Marc

@ joaofelixgf: IS THAT JOAO HUGGING A BLONDE?!?

- @ marcsjersey: the girl is probably Marc sister , she’s friends with Joao

- @ joaokiss: just friends?

@ yourname.guiu9: i look so pretty 🤭❤️

- @ marcguiu9: yeah pretty like a potato 🥔

- @ joaofelix79: sibling fights

@ joaofelix79: ❤️❤️

-@ urnamehater: are the hearts for the annoying blonde?!

- @ name: ur annoying 🖕🏻

@ updateonplayers:

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@ updatesonplayers: Joao Felix was seen last night with a misterios blonde girl. People think is Y/n Guiu but there no proof if the girl is her.

Tagged: joaofelix79 and yourname.guiu9

Comments:

@ joaofangirl: THATS DEFINETLY Y/N 😍

@ name: bleah 💀

@ joaogff: y’all that’s me 🤭

@ name3: I hope it’s @yourname.guiu9 they should definitely date 😍

@ news.football

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@ news.football: Y/n Guiu was spotted last night with Enzo Fernandez , we have reasons to believe that Y/n secret bf might be Enzo

Comments:

@ name09: y’all are the fakest page ever 💀

@ enzofernandszfan: he’s happily married with 2 kids go fuck yourself

- @ name5: HES MARRIED?!

@ yourname.guiu9: y’all are so sick , me and Enzo’s WIFE Valentina are very good friends and I’m the kids godmother , y’all inform urself sick idiots 💀

-@ hater5: it’s not like u can’t be a whore 💀

@ enzojfernandez: y’all inform yourself before making this type of accusation. I’m married and me and Y/n NEVER had a thing we’re good friends 💀

@ valucervantez: these comments 💀 I was literally next to them in the photo. Me and Y/n are very good friends 💀

@ hater3: what did y’all expect Y/n is a whore now she’s also a home wrecker 💀

@ hater2: she’s the most annoying person 💀

Comments:

@ enzojfernandez: 🩷🩷🩷

@ valucervantes: ❤️🩷

@ joaofelix79

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@ joaofelix79: cats out the bag ❤️❤️❤️

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Comments:

@ marcguiu9: so cute ❤️

@ yourname.guiu9: I LOVE YOU ❤️❤️

-@ joaofelix79: I love you more princess ❤️❤️

@ pedri: Cutest 🤭

-@ yourname.guiu9: 🫶��🫶🏻🫶🏻

@ pablogavi: o ma gad 😯

@ name56: WE KNEW ITTT

@ enzofrnandez: 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

@ hater4: Why her? 💀

-@ joaofelix79: cause i fell in love with her ?

-@ name4: AWWWWW

@pedroneto_30: HE GOT THE GIRLL 😍

@ yourname.guiu9:

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@ yourname.guiu9: My favorite person in the world ❤️

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@ joaofelix79: my favorite ❤️

@ joaofelix79: I love you with all my heart

-@ yourname.guiu9: I love you more ❤️

@ marcguiu9: 💀💀

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[dreamersville]

hi my dear, can i request sanemi (and other hashiras, if you want) helping the f!reader with her curly hair?!

a cute moment for my soul🫶🏽

im so glad you put this idea in my head because whattttttttt HELLOOOOOOOO. anyways i got slighty carried away... *smile* but here you go my love <3. i also didnt include any others .. my bad, but yea hope you enjoy and so sorry this took so long, i didnt even see it till just now... SORRYYYYYYYYYYY 🫂🫂🫂🫂 thank you requesting my girll💜💜💜!!!!! request are open

pairing? sanemi x black!fem!reader

tw. i just be curing and what not my bad

Sanemi is OBSESSED with your hair, it was the first thing he noticed about your fr. so ofc when yall got together he wanted to know everything, what products you use to keep your hair so bouncy? How does it smell so good? How is it so soft? Will you marry him? Boyyyyyyy. Anyways he didn't want to overwhelm you with these questions so he didn't say anything but after he witness firsthand how much time and effort that you put into washday and how tired you were cleaning up all your brushes and combs and all the hair that shedding during the detangling process. He couldn't stand to see how worn out you were after so he asked to help. Now every Wednesday (unless he is on a mission then he tells you to wait..) it's wash day. And he helps you with washing your hair, he takes the showerhead from you to make sure all parts of your hair is drenched especially if you have low porosity hair. He always makes sure to get a nice lather on your hair by getting shampoo in real nice. Scalp massagesssss>>>>>>>>. At first he was fucking terrible at detangle, ripping thru your fucking hair like it some grass or sum, but you nip that shit i the bud so quick cayse unt unt hunny what the fuck was that. He was pouting outside the door when you put him out and did the detangling process by yourself. He got better, not the best but he was trying. He be trying to do his lil thing with the blow dryer but they dont work out like you thought they would, (like negro aint you a WIND hashira.. righttt). He has a whole pinterest playlist on hairstyles for you to try but he is not about to tell you to your face, so he gotta be slick about suggesting hairstyles. Will walk around with his hand holding your ponytail cause you finally got it to the point where its not lopsided, but your last scrunchie popped and you had nomo around so ofc you called your man like duh. You forced him to watch videos about how to do twists and braids so that he could help you out. Putting that man to work as you should, but he is in love so it don’t even matterr. Like he loves helping you with your curls, it's a different type of intimacy that he didn't get to experience in his youth so ofc he is going to cherishh this time that he gets with you. OMGGGGG IMAGINE HOW HE IS WITH YALL KIDSSSSSS YALLLLLLLLLL, OMGGGGG imagine having the iconicccc container full of barrettes, ribbons, bows, headband etc. Mans is going all outttt on yall lil girl hair making sure she always wins the best hair category fytbb. Now he might have knocked bbygirl in the head with a few balls on accident but he always made it up with kisses and ice cream. Always make sure to brush and comb your daughter's hair when she isn't gonna be tender headed by her mammy. He would have him on his lap showing her pictures of the styles he was going to do just going on and on and on and onnnn like okay we get it you happy wrap it up na. His son has more of his hair texture but slightly more curly and a tadddd bit thicker than his and he aint know wtf to do. He took his ass right back to youtube and figured it out cause he wasnt about to let his son walk around looking any kinda way. He always makes sure his hair is moisturized but not overly so, making sure the ends do not split yawp yawpp. Need a him in my life fr. yall he was sooo sad when his son go his first haircut. He such a sap yall i canttt. OMGGGGGG yall have matching bonnets/durags and its just so cuteee yall. Omg im making myself want kids …

[noirvette]

WE NEVER EXISTED

[band smau]

[NINETEEN]

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cws: referenced drinking

Note: another longish chapter... hopefully this makes up for the lack of an update recently..

You and Kyle were working in relative silence, cleaning your house. You connected your music to the speakers so there was music at the least in the background but you two haven't spoken to each other since Kyle mentioned the band was on their way.

It hadn't been long that you stayed in this depressive mood, having only been a day and a half, but you sure managed to accumulate a mess. Mainly empty bottles of various drinks, alcoholic and non littered your room and living room. Doordashed food lay in your kitchen, no dishes in the sink besides utensils. Ice cream containers lay riddled in your trashcan. A few things you had torn in fits of anger laid scattered about.

The only thing that really had to go in your opinion, was the rest of Kenny's things he had over here and he had.. A lot. Most of Kenny's personal belongings were actually over here, considering he spent most of his days when he wasn't working over at your place. Butters didn't mind actually and somewhat preferred to how in and out Kenny was, gave Butters more freedom than a regular roommate.

Kenny.. before all of this happened you were.. planning on asking if he wanted to move in with you. You had been dating for a while and it seemed right, but now you're glad you didn't.

Kyle had graciously done most of the pick up, besides you doing your room. The only other thing you had to do was go through all of Kenny's old shit.

'Les' by Childish Gambino played softly in the background and you couldn't help the snort that left you. How ironic. You continued boxing up Kenny's clothes and other various items he had left in your room before you heard a voice coming from the living room and you focused on the voice.

"Fuck you. Can I have this dance," Kyle sings along, "Baby you're the baddest... baby you're the baddest girll."

You stood up, surprised at Kyle singing along to Childish Gambino of all people and slowly walked to your living room, where you stood and watched him bop along to the song as he picked up the trash laying in the living room.

"Ooh girl, I wanna know, are you ready to cry? Cause I'm no good.. no good. Ooh, girl I wanna tryy, I'm an awful guy..."

You couldn't believe your eyes nor your ears.. Kyle Broflovski.. singing in your living room as he helps you clean up. What a surprise. And to Childish Gambino no less, that's what shocked you the most.

"And I'm always away.. And I'm tryna say.. I'm a piece o- OH JESUS" Kyle turns and sees you standing there, he drops the garbage bag and bends over, hands on his knees.

You giggle and start clapping your hands, "That was a wonderful performance, you don't sing often enough, I forgot how nice your voice is."

"God this is embarrassing. How could you just stand there." Kyle huffs out, slowly standing back up.

You scoff, "I just did! I heard you from my room mister, have you been singing this entire time?"

Kyle looks away in embarrassment and you take that as a 'yes' and start laughing. Kyle joins in and the two of you couldn't stop the laughter tumbling out

The song quiets down and changes and soon 'Trance' starts playing next. You let out an noise of excitement, "OH I LOVE THIS SONG".

You run to the speaker and turn it up. Kyle crosses his arms, watching in amusement at your sudden behavior.

"DID YOU FORGETTT DO IT FOR LIFE CHICAGO THAT TIMEEE" You sang loudly.

You danced around moving to the beat being careful to avoid anything that lingered on your floor, "WONDERFUL VIBE WONDERFUL NIGHTT".

You turn to look at Kyle, hope and anticipation in your eyes and posture and he sighs before joining in, "We pulled out the feathers for this type of weather."

"YEAHHHH." You loudly exclaim, you run to him and grab his hands, jumping around to the beat and he stumbles, looking a lot like a fish out of water.

"SHE PUT IN MY HAND DONT KNOW WHAT IT WAS"

"She know some of the fam, but don't know enough." Kyle joins in.

Kyle finds your erratic tempo and joins in with your jumping around, managing to keep ahold of your hands.

Both of you sing along loudly, "Takin these M's they givin us, then run in the field like it's ten of us, I'm cleaning shout like an enema, I make that shit look like a cinema."

The both of you start giggling as you continue dancing around your living room.

"I PARTY AT SHABBA IN NEW YORK AND LA WHERE THEY KEEP GOIN ON TILL THE DAWN." Kyle raps along to Young Thug's part and you laugh loudly at how dorky he sounds.

He laughs along with you before laughing his way through the current lyric going, "I BACKED OUT OF THE KNOT SHE TRIED TO TAAAANGLEE UP."

You both dance around each other, having stopped holding hands, "IM IN A TRANCE ITS GIVIN HER.." Kyle starts.

You continue, "I MOVE SO FAR IN TIME! I MOVE SO FAR IN TIME!"

The both of you scream out, "I'VE BEEN.. I'VE BEEN WHIPPED UP IN WHIP.. WITH MY FIST UP.. IN DRIVE!"

The two of your collapse on your couch in a fit of laughter. You were out of breath, tired from the jumping around, singing, and laughter. Taking a quick peek up at Kyle lets you know he was in the same boat as you.

As the song lulls and quiets down, so does the laughter between the two and as you both finally get the last giggles out, Beabadoobee's 'Cologne' starts up next.

Letting the song start, the two of you catch your breath. Kyle lets out a sigh with a smile, "Guess we better get back into cleaning huh?"

You slouch some more into the couch, "Booo.. I don't want to clean this up anymore, besides digging through Kenny's stuff brings back memories for me.."

Kyle looks over at you, "I can always do that for you instead you know? Give you a break from that."

You wave your hand to dismiss his idea, "Yeah but you don't know what his stuff is and what mine is."

"Uhm... then you can.. sit and just say if it's Kenny's as I sort?"

You sit back up, "It's all good Kyle, that would take a lot longer besides, you're doing so much for me out here I couldn't ask of you to do that while I essentially slack off."

"Alright well, if you do want a break from him, just come find me I'll be out here." Kyle groans out, standing up and cracking his back.

You give him a small nod and just as you were about to get up, a knock at your door is heard and the both of you look over at the door, "Oh!" Kyle exclaims, "I'll get it, the rest of the band are probably here now."

"Sounds good, I'll get drinks then in the mean time," You get up and head over towards the kitchen while Kyle heads to your front door.

Kyle opens the door, "Dude! What took you so long to ge..." he trails off.

In front of him stood Kenny McCormick.

Kenny had about three different emotions that flashed across his face, first was shock at seeing Kyle, then confusion, and then, anger.

"The fuck? What are you doing here?"

Kyle takes a quick glance into your place and seeing that you didn't take a look at who's at the door tells him that you didn't hear it was Kenny, so he steps out and shuts the door behind him, "I should be asking you that, Kenny."

"Right, you should be asking me that," Kenny scoffs and rolls his eyes, "Dude why the fuck are you at my girlfriends place right now?"

"Ex. Girlfriend Kenny, and you know why. Okay, pause.. first off. Don't get threatened by me here. You're only feeling threatened because your fragile masculinity is taking over your tiny sized brain. You're only getting mad at me now because you aren't in an active relationship with Y/n anymore and the idea of her hanging around guys pisses you off because she isn't tied down to you. Which, a, I'm not tryna be a rebound, I'm trying to be a good friend." Kyle spat.

Kenny stood in silence at Kyle's words for a second, before punching him across the face, "How's that for fragile masculinity you fucking girlfriend snatcher. You're a piece of shit Kyle. You're only helping her out because you think you can get your dick wet now."

Kyle clutches the side of his face, "What the FUCK? Kenny what is your god damn problem?"

"My problem? MY PROBLEM? Oh my problem Kyle Broflovski is that you've loved Y/n L/n for let me count here," Kenny counts on his hand for emphasis, "One.. two.. three. four.. FIVE years. Five FUCKING years. And? And! CONVENIENTLY after we... sure. sure break up YOU'RE AT HER APARTMENT?"

Kyle stands up fully, pushing Kenny away from your apartment door, "Get the fuck out of here Kenny. You're not wanted."

"I'M NOT WANTED? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND YOU SON OF A BITCH."

Kenny tries to swing again and Kyle dodges it, grabbing Kenny's arm and pushing him against the wall, leaning in closer to Kenny's ear he whispers, "Kenneth. I'm being generous by letting you be so close to her as of right now. Go. You leave her alone. She's gone through enough shit recently because of the stupid, idiotic, and beyond disgusting actions that you've done. You want to come for me about getting my dick wet? When you cheated on your girl? News fucking flash, I'm not using Y/n in any capacity. She's a friend in need so get that through your sick and fucked up mind, Kenneth. Your shit will be hand delivered by me. You do not get to come anywhere near her. I will make sure that you're banned at any future shows and I will make sure you NEVER. hurt her again, are we clear?"

Kenny groans, "Fuck you, you bi-"

Kyle pushes him further, "Are we. Clear."

Kenny stays silent for a while and then he whispers, "Yes... yes we're clear jesus fuck."

Kyle lets Kenny go and Kenny backs away from the wall and Kyle, rubbing his wrists and arms. Kyle stares down at Kenny with a harsh glare, cheek slightly bruising due to Kenny's punch.

Kenny stares up at Kyle, "Just.. if you do get with her.. treat her right." Kenny then turns on his heel and walks down the hallway, Kyle watching him, eyebrows furrowed.

Kyle turns back to your apartment and opens the door, you're standing in the middle of the hallway, staring at the door and he freezes, wondering how much you managed to hear.

"Is..is he gone?" You ask tentatively.

Kyle gulps nervously, "Y..yeah he's gone."

You let out a sigh of relief and throw your arms around Kyle, "Thank god.. thank you."

"M..me?" Kyle stutters out, "For what?"

"For getting him out of here. I hear the slam against the wall and assumed something was happening and then I heard you say his name and I just froze here."

"What.. what did you all hear?"

"I tuned out the minute you said Kenneth the first time.. I think.. I heard the.. something about you delivering all of Kenny's stuff for me and that he's banned from our shows." It was then that you noticed the darkening bruise on Kyle's cheek and you gasped, "Oh my god he punched you? That fucking dick.. Kyle come on let's get that taken care of."

Kyle tried to wave you off but you dragged him away to your bathroom, "It's not a big deal."

"It's a big deal because you only got hurt because of me.. essentially. Thank you by the way if you weren't here.. who knows how this could've gone." You force Kyle to sit on the toilet seat as you grabbed numbing cream and a bandaid after washing your hands.

"This may be cold." You said, as you rubbed the numbing cream gently into his skin, however the spot is tender so Kyle still hisses in pain. "Sorry.." You whisper.

"It's fine."

You finish up and clean your hands and Kyle checks his phone and lets out an airy laugh and you turn to look over, "What is it?"

"The others just got here. Uhh..Clyde sent a pic of Kenny leaving in the group chat and captioned it with, 'Who let the unleashed attack dog in?'"

You couldn't help but let out a laugh of your own, "Let's just go see them."

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[nozomi-anime]

Hi!!!

Welcome to my Anime account!

This is where I'll mostly be reblogging anime shit (mostly early 2000s/moe anime shit and anime figurines)

My main account: @nozomi-kaizoku

My vent account (MASSIVE TW, PLEASE READ INTRO BEFORE INTERACTING): @nozomi-vents

Always Welcome!! (unless you end up on the DNI list somehow)

Neurodivergent people of all kinds (especially autistic and ADHD folk)

Anyone of any mental illness

FNAF fans, canon and AU (especially Tony crynight fans)

Any race, gender, sexuality, religion, disability, etc. (this is a safe space)

Any fandom (outside of what is on the DNI)

Weird/cringe people of all kinds (furries, therians, alt fashion, etc.)

Problematic in recovery people (basically any content creators who are problematic and in the process of stopping their problematic behavior) (this s a pro-recovery page)

Just cool people in general!

Anyone 14 and over

Unless I made you an exception, DO NOT INTERACT (DNI) (you will be blocked)

Anyone in the Gacha fandom (as cool as the content is, the community is way too toxic for me to handle)

Anyone in the Hazbin Hotel fandom (same reasoning as the Gacha Fandom + Vivziepop is way too problematic for me to handle)

anyone under 14 (I'd rather not expose anyone that's really young to any sort of content that's gonna mess them up for life. Trust me, I saw some shit I wasn't supposed to at a young age and it messed me up big time.)

Anyone who openly shares their political ideology (No hate against any of you, but I've seen way too many people get into fights over one's political viewpoint, and I'd rather not have that negativity on here. I'm considered a "leftist/democrat/liberal" incase anyone is curious, but I'm not gonna talk about it much on here)

Springtrap x Ballora shippers (most of y'all are toxic as fuck and I don't like it)

DNI (no exceptions) (you will be blocked)

Anyone who fits into these categories: Ableism (especially against neurodivergent people and anyone with "evil" mental illnesses, such as NPD or BPD), Racism, Sexism/misogyny, Homophobia/ transphobia, Antisemitism, Pro-genocide of any kind, Nazis and Neo-Nazis, pro-"life", or any sort of discrimination that I haven't listed here.

People who justify literal bullying as "criticism" (seriously, it never helps, there's a difference between actual criticism that can help someone and bullying)

Tony Crynight Anti's (this is a Tony Crynight fanpage, and as such, any hate against him will be deleted and blocked)

Personality disorder Abuse believers (eg: Narcissist abuse believers)

People who make mental illness look like a quirky trend (Eg: saying "bpd = beautiful princess disorder", "I'm so OCD" etc.) (mental illness isn't fun at all, coming from experience) (ONLY APPLIES TO NEUROTYPICALS, SOME PEOPLE WITH THE DISORDER USE THESE JOKES AS A COPING MECHANISM)

Fashion Jirais (due to harassment and spreading harmful misconceptions about mental health and the Jirai community)

Anti-recovery (especially when it comes down to mental illness)

Cancel culture participants (most of yall are anti-recovery and pro-bullying.)

PS: shoutout to my friend @loser-otaku-girll for providing the dividers :3

[cry4mina]

HOW DARE U MAKE ME RUN AROUND THE HOUSE AS MAD WOMAN!!!! HOW DARE U GIVE ME LIFE CRISIS!!!! HOW DARE U MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT N PUNCH MYSELF TENTIMES!!! HOW DARE U MAKE ME TRIP TWO TIMES!!! HOW DARE U MAKE ME LOSE MY HAIR!!! NOW MY HAIR LINE IS NOW DECLINING FASTER THAN ANY EMPIRE THAT EVER COME TO EXISTENCE!!!! HOW DARE U MAKE ME WISH I NEVER WON THE RACE OF LIFE!!! HOW DARE U ! HOW DARE U GIVE ME A PIECE OF MIND!!!!

HOW DARE U CREATE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL EYE THAT MY EYES DECIDED TO CUT ONIONS N MY HANDS TO CRY TEARS OF LAZINESS!!!

N FOR MY LEGS TO THINK WHILE MY BRAIN RUNS ME OVER THE BALCONY!!!

NOW I'M IN RAGE N AIN'T ACCEPTING NO CREDIT CARDS NOR BLACK CARDS!!! I NEED FULL THERAPY SESSION WITH YOU!!!! I NEED MY HUNGER! STARVATION TO BE FED BY U !!! TELL ME MORE!!! DID MINA SURVIVE!!!! DID NAYEON SURVIVE!!!! IS MY LOVLY HYO OUT OF JAIL!!! DID SHE FOUND HER PEACE N LET GO OF THE FEMALE DOG NAYEON!!!

I NEEEEED MOOOOOORE ANSWERS!!! ANSWERS ARE WHAT I DEMAND!!!!!! LISTEN TO ME !!!!

Ugh!!! BUT IS MINA AN IDIOT OR S/THING WHY DIDN'T SHE THROW THE FUCKIN GUN!!! LIKE GIRLL!!! I KNOW U WERE WORRIED N ALL BUT U HAD IT N U DIDN'T THROW IT WHILE KNOWING FULLY WELL THAT THE CRAZY FEMAL DOG, PSYCHO WASN'T DEAD!!! I LUV NAYEON BUT I ALSO WANNA FUCK HER NOT SEXUALLY AT ALLLLLLL!!!! N I DEFINITELY DIE FOR MINA BUT HER STUPIDITY IS NOW THE REASON WHY ALL THREE OF US WON'T SURVIVE!!!

Fkhdsksg u Cooked.... U HEAR ME U COOKED N DIDN'T THINK WE WILL EVEN TASTE IT........... U BURNED THE WHOLE MEAL YET SERVED IT!!! U SLAY N DEVOUR...!!!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hi hello part 7 will be happening

Love u mean it thank you for reading🖤🖤🖤🖤

I was hoping to get a response like this from that part so thank you! I wanted the audible gasp lmao 🖤🖤🖤

[doll444luv]

I hate that I’m so hateful, I really do. But it’s not my fault they look so fucking ugly. ౨ৎ

YESS LITERALLY GIRLL SAMEE 🩷🩷🩷

YOU GET IT

OF COURSE I DOOOOO likeeeeeeeee some people call me an issue and it’s like??? 😒😒 but other people AGGREEE! Best day of my LIFE 💕💕

[theblueflower05]

Oooo girll that drabble got me sanginnggg

"Sweets for my sweet, sugar for ma honey!" *Reggae version!*

YOU👏🏾 DON'T 👏🏾MISS

Hmmm what would I like to see in the development of this story? I'm cool with anything you come up with honestly but I'll add my lil dollar token. I know this story is focused on reader and Neteyam but I would love to see other characters brought up too. I love when family themes are brought into play, even if they appear with a couple lines or whatever. It warms my heart. And thats that really, looking forward to some Protective, Freaky, Sempul Neteyam hehe Mehbeh.

Side thoughts!

I can't help but think about being shacked up with Ao'nung during fertility season; and all I can think of is being his main side piece, the one he loves for pleasure when it comes to sex but also when he needs someone to talk with. Continued, before the season ends we both smoke some Mary Jane, and have some dazed conversations in all seriousness but still with the flirty bits and joking bits too. I can just see it, laying against his chest and talking about any and everything.

Oh I need to share this too and then I'll leave hehe. Ao'nung would have more sex appeal than Neteyam right. But Neteyam is the silent freaky type, you know what I'm saying. I'm saying like Neteyam in the bedroom is; you don't know what hit you until it hit you. Oh shit you can do that, oh you like it like that. Like he looks like he can be smooth when in the mood, but you didn't know that smooth.

Okay I'm out 🫶🏾

I want you to know that you made my brain short circuit. Oh my Eywa. All of this is so fucking FUN TO TALK ABOUT.

I also love when other characters are brought in. Mostly because I really like being able to see different POV’s around Neteyam and the Readers relationship. Like Jakes little snippet at the end of the last Part was so fun to write😂

THE FACT THAT WE KNOW AO’NUNG WOULD HAVE A ROTATION.

I’m glad that with his two lines in this whole story it’s very apparent that he gets bitches. Women adore him and he loves women.

Um this is such a good take! Him with his favorite piece, getting stoned and talking about life and he’s like huh I’ve never had the urge to make Tsaheylu during Fertility Season before but his kuru’s itching to connect. She’d leave his Mauri all fine and satiated and he’d be in inner turmoil.

Like what the fuck just happened???

lololol I love this. Ao’nung is one of my fave characters(I may or may not have a a little smutty one shot planned for him in the future)

Hell yeah Ao’s very confident in his sexuality. Every woman who he’s ever been with has been thoroughly pleasured-

The sounds he hears coming from you and Neteyam’s hut sometimes scares him. You sound like you’re being gutted. Ao’nung truly wonders what that skinny forest boy could be doing to you to make you sound like that.

[fuck-you-official]

fuck you, jason and sam (fake names)

"I can fix him 🥺" girll he double crossed you twice and is now best friends with the guy that gave you ptsd. be for real.

(im talking to myself/mocking myself btw)

i cant BELIEVEEEE i almost fucked him. thats crazy bro. i was literally kneeling in front of him so ready to suck his disgusting cheesy ass smegma dick infested with every fucking std ever discovered + some that are scientific anomalies unknown by the masses

i was so ready to throw away all my boundaries and dignity for a mediocre looking man with every substance addiction under the sun

like genuinely he is ugly. i mean it so sincerely. i have no idea how he pulls

im 90% sure he only pulls because hes a plug

so yeah fuck you jason for breaking my heart, backstabbing me over and over again, telling all my personal shit to my ex abuser, and forming this weird fucking trio dedicated to hating my guts...??? like why are u such fans? its honestly giving team rocket cartoon supervillain level of petty ass bullshit

like im sorry that you cant see how shit of a person sam is. honestly. im sorry that you are still managing to side with him even though he brought knives to school 3 separate times and literally tried to kill me and my friends???? like???? genuinely how can you willingly associate with that fucker??? probably becaue hes the only bitch willing to hit blinkers with you in the ratchet ass school bathroom.

so yeah this is your sign to ask a midwest emo fag about his love life because i guarantee you it will be the most insane shit youve ever heard. rural queer drama is the most exciting because there are only like 10 gay kids per school so everyone has fucked everyone at some point but there are so many complicated webs of hatred and like love triangles and its just so complicated

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[silli-illi]

okay i love that they are streaming so much but like GIRLL THERES LIKE 20 STREAMS AND TOTAL LIKE 30 HOURS (not counting hannah and derap they are going crazy rn). Life as an asian and ls fan is so hard. I tried to sleep early so i could watch the season start but sleeping at 12 is just not how you do it. Somehow i made it to the launch with 3 hours of sleep and fell asleep again in the middle of it. It was 6 am at that point and even tho i didnt have any plans that day i'd rather not die. Dont get me wrong i love ls but i cant keep doing this bruh my sleep schedule is already so fucked with studies.

[twisted-tales-told]

dorcas meadowes <3

YES MY GIRLL

This ask game

My favourite thing about Dorcas Meadows is her weird little hobbies. You cannot convince me this girlie is not up until 3 am satisfying some strange obsessive curiosity. I love her brain I love her endless well of knowledge & I love that she has an itch inside her head that she can never seem to scratch. I love headcannoning her as a curse breaker because I just think it’s the only career she won’t get board doing.

My least favourite thing about Dorcas Meadows is when people headcanon her as muggle born. That is a pureblood girlie right there. She was going to those pureblood balls her whole life. Voldemort probably tried to recruit her sooo bad because of her talents but my bad bitch stood up against him knowing it would put an extra big target on her back.

Favourite line: it’s actually from something I’ve written and since it’s for the jegulus big bang fest I can’t share it:/ BUT you will get to read it eventually.

Brotp: Dorcas and Regulus. I love their dynamic SO much. Just two avoidant bitches sitting in silence not talking about their feelings.

OTP: I love Dorlene but I have been vibing SO much with Dorlily recently I won’t lie. I think I said this yesterday but the reason why I love Dorlily for Dorcas specifically is because Lily challenges her. Like with Marlene, her relationship is a place where Dorcas can *rest* but with Lily it’s a place where she can actively prove and better herself. Is it healthy?? Probably not. But I love it anyways.

Notp: I don’t see Dorcas/Mary or Dorcas/Pandora as interesting. I just think they’re so platonic coded. They don’t have that chemistry.

Random headcanons: was introduced to the muggle pen & literally lost her mind about how much simpler it is to write with and that’s all she uses now. Fuck quills & their slow ass writing methods <—her actual words.

Unpopular opinion: least maternal bitch you have ever come across. Not an ounce of maternal instinct literally that TikTok sound where that guy is like “you want a beer?” And James in the background yelling “HES FOUR”

Song I associate with her: daffodil by Florence + the machine. Imagine Marlene has been killed and this is Dorcas’ war song as she goes after voldy himself

Favourite picture of them: that one of her and regulus where it looks VERY if we were villains coded.