#fuck meeeee alreadyyyy

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Bringing this back... For reasons....

[btvs]

UHH hey everyone! karma got its KISS for me!  uh I CANT GO TO JON IN DETROIT NOW. cause i got. a ticket cause apparently youre spposed to pull over for an emergency vehicleeee and i didnt knowww. listen my life is extremely going downhill.cause im getting acne and im getting fat and im balding right here you can see the whole triangle therelike a piece of hair im BALDING. IM BALDING! im turning UGLY! and my face is gonna be fat for the rest of the day and i cant even shower before work beCAUSE IM NOT GONNA BE HOME ON TIME. and that fat ass indiana..*sobs* the fat ass indiana cop.. gave me a ticket! and hes like,”do you know about this law?” i didnt! so i said no! because i DIDNT! and its so much money and i only have 47 DOLLARS!!!! and IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO UNDER 50 AND IM GONNA GET FINED BY MY BANK! SHUT. UUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im gonna get fined by my bank for having under 50 dollars and i alreadyyyy owe my parents fooouuur hundred something dollars.. and i owe my friends mom eiiightyyyy! and i cant go to Jon now! but everythings fiiiiiine! im okay! and my parents are really mad at meeeee and my lifes going downhiiiillll!!! so if anyone. wants to be like. a nice personnnn. and give me money to pay for this fucking ticket cause i dont have it. imma leave my paypal link! but like. *winks* thats me winking but mY EYES ARE TOO SWOLLEN TO WINK!!!!!! and i called to see if i could serve jail time instead of paying but no one answered, so i left a voicemail asking if it were an option for me to serve jail time instead of paying *sniffles* so it what? [youre going to get arrested for that theyre gonna be like this dumbest bitch then theyre gonna arrest you] [isnt that the point. its what she wants]  *sobs* and my friends are laughing while im having an emotional breakdownnn shOW ME SUPPOOOOOORTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *laughs* *screams into a pillow*

[nometoquesel]

Maybe if my laptop didnt crash everytime i tried to do a simple fucking graph i would finish this fucking dissertation on time but alas