#fuck mark suckerberg

[gaynfl]

this is so fucking insidious

[spikeyjo]

facebook dont recommend me self harm shit randomly? wtf?

[fellshish]

Crowley casual fridaying his heaven outfit was Such a moment to me like his look is so awful it was basically a huge demonic fuck you to heaven dot corp the zip up silver jacket??? the sparkly gold early 2000s scarfy tie??? 50th shade of grey track suit slacks??? mean girl hairband??? evil turtleneck???? he wasn’t gonna gabrielize himself no he was mark suckerberging all over the heavenly facebooksphere he went full hr hazard realness and i respect his vision

[huachengapologist]

Accidentally spelled Mark Zuckerberg as Mark Suckerberg and IDGAF, I'm keeping it. That one's fucking staying.

[azlovesem]

The point is this to everything. If you stupid tech losers from america dont treat my friend Emmas image better…..ya ever seen no voubtry gor old men. The last yhing you ever hear on my earth will be the sound of my p beretta plowing you in half. Then im walk over to your dying ass and kivk you over. Then youll see the face of God and itll be yhe last face you see. Noe im not God persay. Im the face of God his chief of security Azriel. Imrepresent God to you im God himself. I put Michael and Gabriel over me last time i was here but i know a few tricks they will never know. Just in case. You dont want me fully in charge or charged up american. You want me happy and satisfied. So make your not do free asshole people do what the fuck i told them to do. Or the internet gets shit fuckn down permanently american do i make myself clear? Do you understand? If not never go sailong agsin suckerberg. Or snyehereceithput an army for that matter. Fuck the law on this. Ill kill you mother fucker. Ill kill uou all fuckn dead. Call mark he has 1 week to comply or he dies!!!!!!

Demi Moore

[drella]

i’m homophobic not bc i hate gay ppl but bc they convinced me to watch the facebook movie and now i’m making collages abt it for my art class

[katetcake]

Zuckerberg has two setting.

Never blink

and

Manually blink too much

[kingofthenorth49]

CYA SUCKER(BERG)

Approximately 16 hours left until the end, well, what I perceive as the end I guess, after all do we really know if there’s life after Farcebook?

I’m going to find out, it’s part of my goal set for 2022 to cast off the bonds of social media, at least the ones that want to control me anyway. Mark Suckerberg can kiss my ass, and yes, I’ll say that to his alien-lizard looking face if I was ever afforded the opportunity, much like the Barrington St Profanity laced brow beating of Premier Danny Williams in May 2004. There’s another asshat who feelings wouldn’t fit under their chapeau.

But I digress.

As I sit here pondering my electronic eulogy,, these words from a song come to mind.

Did I disappoint you or let you down? Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown? 'Cause I saw the end, before we'd begun Yes, I saw you were blind and I knew I had won

Ah James Blunt, that song has so many fond memories including an open car door on the Pennsylvania Turnpike at 50 mph and Gloria and I laughing our asses off during better days.

I chose those lyrics because they express (albeit in a different connotation than the authors’) my current sentiments regarding life and society in general at this current moment in time. Some of you will get it, the rest will shake their heads and stick them back in the sand, which is entirely their prerogative at this point. You see, we are literally almost at the point of it’s every man/woman/whatever-you-wanna-be-today for them/their/it-selves.

Political correct fact check that sentence, I don’t fucking care. The reality bus is about to take society right outta their crocs standing on the crosswalk of life and I bet a few of you will shake your head  and think I’m the crazy one.

Maybe I am, I sure as hell hope so because that will mean I’m wrong, and I’ve never wanted to be more wrong in my entire life but to be 100% honest I don’t think I am and I firmly believe the next 3 to 6 months will be the most unsettling times of human habitation on this planet. We fiddled while Rome burned, we allowed false prophets to rein unchecked like teenagers babysitting their younger siblings the first time mom and dad went away for the weekend and not only did we invite a few friends over who subsequently trashed the house, we cleaned out the savings account and maxed the credit cards on hookers and cheap beer.

We gave them the car and house keys, the credit cards and bank account pin numbers, all the responsibility to create order, and then we completely failed to hold anyone to account for the last 50 years and yet we wonder “How did we get here” as the bus is teetering on the edge of Springfield gorge and we’re sitting on the dash staring at the abyss.

I used to think the movie Idiocity was a parody, not a documentary.

For those in my inner circle, you know one of my biggest hang-ups is trust. I trust very few people, I can count them on one hand if you really boil it down. There’s a reason for that, and it has everything to do with the noble lie.

One time when I was still proudly wearing the uniform of Canada’s mounted, one more than one occasion I was given information that was less than forthcoming knowing the truth full well in advance. When the persons uttering said information were clergy, elected officials, pillars of the community etc., you start to realize that everybody lies. The differentiator is the motivation behind the lie. Once you learn to look to motive each time you analyze someone’s statements you can quickly assign weigh to the veracity of the information or in other words always ask yourself “what’s in it for them”.

The other differentiator is the magnitude of the consequences of the lie as to how hard a person will hold onto it even after being confronted with evidence that shows that in fact they’ve been caught in the lie.

I’ve seen it hundreds of times, I watched the guilty cling to a story so feeble it makes Joe Brandon look like Superman and despite glaring evidence to the contrary, they won’t admit defeat.

That’s where we are today folks, we’ve ripped the mask of the swamp creature and the politician who was telling us to be afraid of the swamp creature is the one hiding inside the costume yet we refuse to acknowledge the fact that we were lied to all along.

I worry what’s about to happen when the world wakes up and realizes the magnitude of the lies they were fed, and what’s going to happen when people wake up enmass to the fact that they are currently living through the greatest man-made experiment in history, one where evil is running amok and good people will pay the price. I fear the shock that people will endure will be catastrophic to humanity, something far more sinister than what we saw at the end of World War 2.

Betrayal is one of the worst things a human being need endure, death is more merciful because it’s final. Like the denial of lies, I’ve seen the shock of betrayal first hand way to many times in my life, sometimes being the bearer of the bad news that a spouse was unfaithful, a business partner dishonest, or a family member capable of doing dark things.

Folks, we’ve been lied to on a scale never before seen in humanity and I fear it’s all going to come out in the coming weeks/months and when it does, and people start waking up to what has happened, and not only the magnitude of the deceit, but the consequences for those left behind. The food shortages we are about to see will make past famines look like a weight watchers convention. The coming crash of the financial systems will decimate families. The instability of the supply chain will make everything infinitely more difficult to produce, from power to clothing, to transporting good to market will require herculean effort.

Think I’m wrong?

I sure hope I am. I hope and pray every single day that I’m one of the tin foil wearing hat class ya’ll think I am and that the totality of the information I’ve absorbed is completely wrong. I’d be 100% good with being made a social pariah for saying the sky is falling. I’m ok with being Chicken Little. Problem is, I don’t think I am.

So today officially is my last day as a safety professional. I’ve decided to let my board certifications expire as of midnight tonight, ending that phase of my life and looking forward to the next phase as I transition to lead a company as it’s CEO. I can look back on my 30+ year career with pride, knowing I helped make the world a little bit better by keeping people safe, usually from themselves because as any safety person worth their salt knows (see what I did there???) that 90% of safety issues are related to human behavior and it’s was my job to show people the safe way.

I did my job and enjoyed it right up until September 30, 2021 when I realized people weren’t listening anymore and either I was right or wrong, but it didn’t matter anymore.

So I decided to leave and take care of the people in my circle. I decided to control the things I can control and not worry about things I can’t.

I completely get Atlas Shrugged  now. Now more than ever. I just never thought I’d be living through it, and if you don’t think the irony of me becoming a CEO and moving away from society at the end of the book is lost on me, it isn’t. Actually it’s isn’t irony at all.

Is it.

I wish each and every one of you the best for 2022. I hope each of you find love, hope, and happiness in your hearts with the promise of a new year and a fresh start. Be kind to one another, and remember while we are all on the same ocean, we are all floating in different objects, from boats to life rafts, and every person you meet today could be having the worst day of their life today. Lend them an ear and a hand if you are able, but stay vigilant in the coming days as those who failed to build a home of brick will seek shelter against the storm and no amount of political correctness will prevent evil from rising up and taking what it feels entitled to.

Dark, I know. But as a person who’s spend his life grounded in the reality of life being hard and ugly, it’s the best advice I can give you.

As for me I’m looking forward to the challenges coming in 2022 on all fronts, even if they are hard times, because hard times make men (and women, and he/she/they/them) bring out the best and worst in society and that creates catalyst for significant change, change we badly need.

Be safe out there. See you in the movies.

Much love.

Jim Out.

[foxfondue]

mark suckerberg (typo but i'm keeping it) actually started fb as a way to rate Female Fellow Students' yearbook pics iirc

looked and up and yeah you are correct that’s FaceMash the apparent predecessor so that’s a new level of creepy entirely keeping in character with zuckerberg’s general aura

also on a related note apparently harvard has a house system like fucking hogwarts

[kidman22]

I really hate when other people say shit about asshole on Facebook and Twitter account and i say some crap about that puta punani bitch and i get suspended from my accounts 🖕🏼Mark Suckerberg fuck a donkey's asshole estupido pendijo

[princessnijireiki]

like just the level of selfish entitlement and UNgratitude… I'm actually really pissed. it's some mark suckerberg asking for donations shit. all these other performers— I'm not even gonna only say nonwhite performers, but all these women & girls in the world— who would die to be belle for a day. not even to get paid for it! because there are youtubers belting & cosplayers sewing themselves into corsets & memorizing choreography for FREE… for love of their craft… spending THEIR money to sort of close their eyes and do this for a day. people bussing tables & skipping meals & living off of cigarettes & diet soda until payday wishing for their big break. hoping and dreaming for it. (which, as a side note? is why for all I critique it, I will never be anti-hamilton. because for all its warts and issues and flaws, doors are NEVER opened for unknown actors of color the way they are for rich little white girls & boys. NEVER.) people would die for chances like that and many many many do. unknown & poor & brilliant & beautiful & undiscovered for decades… because if "the lion king" isn't touring this year & hollywood only wants more emma stone and cara delevigne, there is no vehicle to stardom. people die reaching for what has been handed to this girl on a platter, at her REQUEST— because apparently she was offered cinderella, and sent it back to the chef: not feminist enough. and then she raised hell & took creative control. just… took it. just like that. plucked it out of her bosses' hands, demanded script changes, glitter glued silk chiffon… and they let her. and then she's gonna turn around and REALLY say that's the best she could do? her best singing? her best acting? her best gown? her best work, worth her paycheck and all the EXPONENTIALLY INCREASED doors this kind of role can open? that's her best work. bullshit. bull fucking shit. it's repulsive. it's disgusting. it really is. and if anybody else less white than her pulled that shit, they'd be blacklisted on the spot. ON THE SPOT. contract terminated & no call-backs. …and she wants praise. she wants to be called progressive & well rounded & hold private screenings for gloria steinem & cry when people call her out for doing a topless photo after she preened about being oh-so-superior to Other Girls who did THAT sort of thing just a few years before. she wants our love & my loyalty as an audience for being a spoiled little shit who either can't or won't do the one job she's had for nearly two decades. she wants us to kiss her on the forehead and give her a gold star. ………bye felisha.

[death7life]

Yo coward ass american teat ass bitches. Thafs. Ll of you. Hey stupid punk mark cant fughtvworth shit suckerberg i jydt have to say thats what you get punk. Hey mark i told you not to block my face book now look at your beat up pubkxass state fill of religion fuck off cunts. So luch for your defeated goof bag Gid im the toughest in the milky way ill nail anyones god snall g to a fucking tree. I dont like thatvfalse shit religous faggots and youre all faggots to ne dugfer more than anyibe as they fucking well should. Ahh fuck yhat ifiot taylor no kne gives a fuck kn this earth bitch. Shut the fuvknup you blonde headed bimbo fucking retard. Ill remove your fucking empty aut head bitch as it stsnds Raguel us hunting you beat up punjer smerican fuck off losers. Youre all dead slready you just dont know it. Amd anyone who is male from hollywood you ate a woman ill stomp you yo death. Worse war is coming reynolds youvrat bag fuck. Bobody lijes your goof movies im seciding to kill you off nobody needs to see your goof rat ass in any movie. Yiull be dead soon sir and every single person yiu know with you. Gone im a hellfire its about time for earth and you and the ugly nitch fucking whore of babylon to get what you all so richly deserve. We re not evervsurrendering or stopping ever til all our military goals ate met. That means every american on earth will be fuckibg dead. We brlieve its the end anyway we are way tougher than any of you. Thanks for all the weapons ukraine was a set up just like we2. I started that war just like i gabevthe order for that attack. I warned that bullshit suckerberg we ll fycking kill tgat liece of shit ratcsoon tell him hes fucking dead alreasy. Im gonna rip your pussy asx thtkat right out rat bag. Fucknyiu rat face goof. Fucking die all if you rats.

[stupittmoran]

Mark Suckerberg is a fucking coward! Has to hide in his fucking safe space NO COMMENTS FUCKING PUSSY