#fuck laura lee for the religious imagery. marry juliet for being the love of my life. kill linda for being the least developed character ig?

[elizabeth-mitchells]

another one:

f/m/k: Juliet (Lost), Linda (Gia), Adult Laura Lee As Portrayed Of Course By Elizabeth Mitchell

HEY!

now that's just mean! why would you do this to me 🥺

sgdjfkgkshdhjf this is making me spiral. fully losing my mind. breaking down. going on a deep existential crisis

can't i just marry all of them, fuck off and kill myself? hdjglgjshshfkgl

listen this is a very complex question. there's a lot to consider. Juliet and Laura Lee are dead in canon so, would it be okay to kill them then? Or is it more fair to kill Linda who's the only one who doesn't die in canon? Now, Linda is lovely, and the religious and wilderness trauma might make Laura Lee at least interesting at sex, but i think Juliet is undoubtedly the hottest of the 3 of them. And all 3 of them would be beyond perfect for marrying... Okay okay here's my answer, I'll hate myself for it <3

Fuck Juliet for being the hottest of them. Marry Linda for being the loveliest and only canon lesbian of the three. Kill Adult Laura Lee because unfortunately she's not canonically real? :(