#fuck it up white hair boy

[occasionalincorrectquotes]

Whoever animated Lu Guang dancing in Surprising Click deserves so much because he still has that :/ face on him but his ass is getting it DOWN!! Xiao Shi and Qiao Ling would totally do something like that, it's in character, but LU GUANG?? He'd never do this even if it'd save Xiao Shi's life (cough) but the fact that he's dancing as energetically as the others + his dumb expression makes it look like he's being super serious about it.

[somethingsomethingstarward]

no but like. if we are going to be talking about the yaoqing trio-

feixiao and moze are in the middle of a crisis. they came to secure a prisoner, and not only is that prisoner not secure, he has in fact escaped! and is now holding their ambassador hostage! and that's if said ambassador is even still alive- for all they know, hoolay might have decided it's not worth waiting and killed him anyway. they are dealing with not only a massive diplomatic issue, but a massive threat to the security of the entire xianzhou alliance, especially to anyone who's foxian. the only silver lining is that hoolay is, for reasons they don't know, still on the luofu, but that also means that they cannot afford to make mistakes right now, because it's basically their only chance to prevent this from spiraling completely out of control. they absolutely have to be at their best here.

and also- that's their friend. he hates coriander and he makes them hot pot and he's had his heart broken too many times. he mourns every person he's ever healed and sent back out to die on the battlefield- and he came back anyway, to try and save someone who he knew was dying. how long do you think it took for him to believe that caring about them wqs worth the pain? how long do you think the two of them spent trying to figure out how to walk the line between being a soldier and having someone to come back to? how long do you think it took, for a general and assassin and a medic to decide there was something worth caring about anyway between the three of them- that even though they knew it would hurt in the end, it was worth trying?

and now one of them- that wasn't even a frontline fighter, that was never supposed to be in this position in the first place- is either dead or captive with the worst enemy of his entire species. if he's alive, then he is actively experiencing the effects of a fear toxin and surrounded by enemies who think he's property at best. so if they want to get him back, he's going to have to survive all of that and give hoolay a decent reason to keep him alive long enough for them to rescue him. and maybe the worst part is, if they have to choose- and I think all three of them know this- they cannot prioritize his safety over neutralizing the fact that hoolay presents.

on some level, of course, they had to be prepared for this. fexiao is a general. moze and jiaoqiu are her retainers. you are inevitably going to end up in a situation where one of them is in danger and the other two just have to deal with it. it comes with the territory. moze was ready and willing to leave jiaoqiu behind, and i think that's not because he doesn't care, but because that is the deal you make when you choose to care about somebody within this situation. your higher priority has to be the safety of your general and the xianzhou, in that order. and feixiao, as the general, has to prioritize the safety of the alliance above either of them.

but i think about what it must be like to try to make those plans, knowing all of this. because they were never going to be safe- not as the general of the yaoqing and her retainers- but none of that changes the fact that feixiao and moze know, keenly, that somebody they care about is being hurt. and they might, if they get this right, be able to save him- but the damage is being done as they speak, and every second they take is another second jiaoqiu suffers.

i think it must kill them, just a little bit. 

[thelilylav]

Do you think we’re together in every universe?

(the two bad endings and the one good one)

[bayetea]

seeing non-black people critique rick's portrayal of black characters is interesting sometimes. only like 30% of the critiques I see make any sense to me to be honest

[theprincessandthepie]

LOOK AT HERRRRRRR <3333333

[bones-n-bookles]

Wolverine is a werewolf, to me

[3point14a]

kissing picrew because I like it a lot U_U

[yamikakyuu]

Gonna be real with ya....last night I redid about 30mins of gameplay in BG3 because I accidentally caused Astarion to break up with me and I couldn't take it...

[dailykugisaki]

Day 312 | id in alt

Fushiguro? Maybe you should refrain from speaking sometimes, smartass.

(left to right)

[organised-disaster]

Unclear who's holding who hostage in this relationship (picrew)

WARNING:: BARELY CONTAINED YAPPING

The story: Inessa is OBSESSED with Essex. Terrified to ask them but every time she sees them she experiences the worst bisexual panic known to man. She is INFATUATED for months before Essex even notices that she's stalking them. When they DO notice that Inessa is the one leaving them increasingly more threatening and violent love notes, they assume Inessa is human, just a particularly sick and weird lonely one and decides they want a free meal, because it's been a good long while since they've been properly full.

It's worth noting at this point that Inessa can sense magical or otherwise inhuman people. It's how she instantly sees through Jess-Ava's disguise (if Jess-Ava didn't give it away with her A+ acting). She assumes all vampyrs can do this.

(spoiler alert they can't)

So Essex slides up real smooth next to Inessa and asks for her number. Inessa promptly melts and gives it to them. They text for about thirty seconds before Essex decides it's probably safe to invite Inessa to their house. It is ABSOLUTELY not safe Inessa is insane and shouldn't be trusted even a little bit but they invite her regardless.

When Essex inevitably tries to turn a teenage make-out session into a true crime story, Inessa shoves them off while they spit out all the dust Inessa's rapidly regenerating carotid artery turned into, utterly confused at why Essex would even try that. She then reveals her sixtyfivehead and waits for Essex to tell her that no, they didn't express an interest in her just to eat her because they thought she was human.

They don't.

She runs home and gives herself a pat on the back for keeping it together long enough to make it to Jess-Ava's old cabin. She proceeds to ugly cry for six straight hours.

Essex feels like shit and tries to make it up to her by going on a few real dates, although just as friends. Inessa doesn't let the friends status stay though and they eventually start for real dating after a few months and it's not questionable at all

[knifeslidez]

well the hairstylist who botched my hair also botched my mom's hair so im likely never going back to that salon

[fragglerockopinions]

Wyll and Astarion are so gay no one else dramatically screams "Damn it Astarion!!" and "Wyll get up you sweet fool!!"

[sympathytea]

stg i think i have. the same issue with drawing evbo in the same sense that i have issues drawing myself like everytime i try it just doesnt come out right. and then like i draw a different character that doesnt look like me and i nail it first try ?? evbo let me visualize you god dammit

[6mayhem]

identified a little too hard with shion no.6 at age 13 and became what i am now

[dryingpanzer]

Me 2019: Identity V… seems cool!

Me in 2020-2022: Alright yeah characters are interesting, I don’t see myself shipping any of them though

Me in 2024 up until now: Alright yeah Ada and Emil make sense this is like canon

Me right now: I need… Andrew x Demi… I need Charles x William

[goose-nut]

saw so many tierlists and I had to jump on it 😎 @seasidesketches