#fuck it have every major heisting group rob Trump at the same time
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gimjarack · 4 months ago
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Meanwhile, Trump got that Payday 2 Dallas syndrome.
*Gets grazed by a bullet that barely missed him*
AHHHGGG I NEED A MEDIC BAG!
biden has 1 hp right now. his shits beepin. his shits red and flashing. his shits like this
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#trump assassination attempt#payday 2#payday 2 dallas#i need a medic bag#not sure if a Payday heist of a legally distinct Trump Tower exists yet but i want it bad#Payday gang already did some clowning around in the White House just saying#honestly let the Leverage crew run a con on Trump#fuck it have every major heisting group rob Trump at the same time#Oceans Eleven crew bump into the Payday gang at the comedically large vault#“wha-is that a giant drill?!” “yeah it does the job but honestly its a hunk a junk...”
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