#fuck Alexi and the horse he rode in on

[my-shields-are-down]

MEDIC! WE NEED A MEDIC!

That is VERY big drop in live viewers- against the least popular of the FBI shows.

Gotta hope streaming picks up and the drop down to 9pm in two weeks bumps those numbers back up, or we may not get another season.

To me, it looks like Alexi killed ANOTHER show because he couldn’t write an engaging romantic story arc for the heart and soul of a show.

[la-anarchy]

fuck my life this took forever

1: Name - Luis. yall aint getting the rest lmao 

11: What do I miss - i miss being down south

12: What time were I born - im not sure 

13: Favorite color - purple 

14: Do I have a crush - you could say that 

15: Favorite quote - i have a lot but “ Its a blessing fora man to have a hand in determining his own fate” & "Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you."

16: Favorite place - i love being by the water at sunset or sun rise everything is mostly still, all the colors fill he sky and its just beautiful

17: Favorite food - Chinese food or BBQ

18: Do I use sarcasm - all the damn time 

19: What am I listening to right now - the sound of my bedroom fan and the distant turbine of a passenger jet 

21: Shoe size - 10.5 / 11 depending brand 

31: How I feel right now - eh im okay i guess kinda hungry kinda horny but 

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - no but id freakn like to haha 

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? - prob a lot more than i should lol 

61: What was the last lie I told? - “im doing pretty good too thanks”

71: Do I spend money or save it? - as of late spend for sure and i hate myself for it lol 

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr - ohhhhhh thats not fair all the blogs i follow i love 

91: Kissed a boy? - i mean i kiss my dad on the cheek sometimes does that count ? 

100: Did drugs? - yea

101: Smoked cigarettes? - yea 

102: Drank alcohol? - lmao is this real life 

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? - fuck that shit 

104: Been overweight? - still am lmao 

105: Been underweight? - yea when i was born lmao 

106: Been to a wedding? - a few 

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? - ........maybe 

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - do movies count ?

109: Been outside my home country? - yea 

110: Gotten my heart broken? - more times than i would care to admit 

111: Been to a professional sports game? - a few 

112: Broken a bone? - yurp 

113: Cut myself? - i have 

114: Been to prom? - 4 times lol 

115: Been in airplane? - yea 

116: Fly by helicopter? - yea 

117: What concerts have I been to? - ive seen Colt ford, Kid rock, FLGAL, Kane Brown, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, Justin Moore, Jason Aldean, A thousand  horses, LMFAO, Tyga, Chris Brown, DropKick Murphys, Cole Swindell, Scotty Mccreery, Smithfield, Korn, Rob Zombie, Granger Smith, im prob missing a few 

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - nope 

119: Learned another language? - eh tried 

120: Wore make up? - yea i used to work for a haunted house ! best job ever

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? - yea 

122: Had oral sex? - its been a while but yea 

123: Dyed my hair? - i was young and dumb 

124: Voted in a presidential election? - yea 

125: Rode in an ambulance? - yea 

126: Had a surgery? - nope 

127: Met someone famous? - yup 

128: Stalked someone on a social network? - hahahahah 

129: Peed outside? - all the time lol 

130: Been fishing? - ohhh yea 

131: Helped with charity? - i have 

132: Been rejected by a crush? - hahah yea 

133: Broken a mirror? - yea 

134: What do I want for birthday? - idk really i never ask for anything 

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? - id like 2 or three and ive always like the names Lyla, Jamison, Camron, Blare, Alexis, ect.. 

136: Was I named after anyone? - my grandfather though im a “III” me, my dad, and grandfather have the same name lol 

137: Do I like my handwriting? - sometimes 

138: What was my favourite toy as a child? - anything guns and or power rangers 

139: Favourite Tv Show? - right now i dont watch too much TV but i love NCIS, The Ranch , King of the hill, Family guy, Shooter, Animal Kingdom, The office

140: Where do I want to live when older? to be honest ill prob end up where i am now but i do wanna travel and live down south or out west for a bit 

141: Play any musical instrument? - i plaid the trumpet and am trying to learn guitar 

142: One of my scars, how did I get it? skateboarding 

143: Favourite pizza toping? chicken bacon ranch, buffalo chicken , supreme, veggie  144: Am I afraid of the dark? - na 

145: Am I afraid of heights? ehhhhhh sometimes 

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? - hahhah maybe 

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? - yurp

148: What I’m really bad at - math lol 

149: What my greatest achievements are - Becoming Marine 

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me - i dont wanna bring it up sorry 

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery - pay for my lil sis’s college and grad school, buy a house for myself and one for my mom, invest, go on vacation lol 

152: What do I like about myself - i try to make people laugh all the time/ im always there for people 

153: My closest Tumblr friend - ummmmmmm thats a tough one 

154: Something I fantasise about - a lot of things prob more than i should but oh well 

155: Any question you’d like? - idk bruh 

@pagesofpaiigess damn you and your questions lmao but here ya go lmao 

[fearofaherobrine]

Roleplay Server Log #204

“Home then Out Again IRL”

[Doc] Well I'm overheated and starting to think we should head back. So many guys shouldn't be left unsupervised for long...

[Lie] - Good point, I'm a little surprised CP hasn't come looking for me yet...

[gem] yay void coldness time

[aven] we still never found a pokemon

[Herabrine] He probably decided to fap in every room and passed out afterwards.

[Sweet Alex] Hera!

[Deer] - Does this mean I have to put clothes on again?

[Yaunfen] Is still snoozing on Doc's head-

[Doc] Actually I was hoping you'd transform and help me carry everyone...

[Deer] - Oh, alright- She concentrates briefly and shifts into her dragon form

[Doc] Aven, we can go back out again later with a smaller group.

[Lie] Stands up- I'll go get changed real quick

[Herabrine] Floats up and shakes herself off, she's near instantly dry.

[Alexis] - Showoff

[gem] -is waiting for the group in the pool making more crowns so she stays wet and can be more cool in the void-

[Herabrine] It's good to be a brine. You're just jelous.

[Alexis] - Why would I be jealous?

[Sweet Alex] Clambers out and pats off with a towel before putting her sarong back on. -

[gem] -gathers her pokemon in their balls and makes one that looks like enderpearls and puts it on sky's head-

[Herabrine] Because I have weird powers and you're just a human critter?

[Doc] Knock it off please...

[Alexis] Joins Lie in changing back into normal clothes-

[Alexis] - Please remember that for the longest time brine was related to something very bad

[Doc] Hunkers down to take about half the group on hir back-

[guardians] -gathers by the group-

[Herabrine] Yeah, I'm bad. So what?

[Lie] - That's enough, let's not end this day on a bad note

[Deer] Gathers the other half of the group including the sleeping Mix-

[gem] -makes a glowy flower shaped planets that half are blue the other half is white and put's it on mix's head-

[gem] -then gathers by the group dripping wet-

[Doc] Makes a portal and trots back out into the void. Xe waits for hir mate and any stragglers who chose to walk before closing it up again.

[Lie] Shivers- Fuck the cold

[gem] yay it's cold!

[Yaunfen] Curls up a bit tighter-

[Doc] Hurries through the darkness to get them all out of the cold void-

[gem] maybe I should make my room a freezer again

[Lie] - I'll give you more cold flowers, but I wont enter your room if it's that cold

[Zyria] you just want it to be space cold don't you gem

[gem] yes I want space

[Doc] Opens the way into the server and hustles them all out into the sunshine before closing the wall again. - Everything seems okay...

[gem] look like no fires where started

[Sweet Alex] Yawns- I'm heading home, thanks for the fun outing guys!

[Lie] Slides off- Seems a little too quiet..."

[Alexsezia] Same here. Call me if you ever want to do that again. - heads toward her home as well

[Alexis] - Hold up, I'll join you guys

[lord Enderman] is this where you live ben

[aven] one yes two call me aven

[BEN] Comes riding over- AVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

[Herabrine] I'm gonna go look for Lj, you guys have fun.

[aven] -ben is still in control so her voice sounds male- yes?

[Sky] Looks around while holding Mix.

[Doc] Sky, there's a bed in the little house by the horse pen if you want to lay her down for a bit before going home...

[Sky] I think I'll do that.... - Heads inside.

[BEN] - They keep trying to convince me to go near water!

[hyrule] baff

[Doc] Moves hir head very deliberatly to not dislodge Yaunfen, and manages to bump lovingly against Deerheart.

[Deer] Nuzzles Doc lovingly-

[Doc] So glad everything is as we left it. Nice to know I can trust Cp at least to behave now.

[lady spider] awe that's such a cute baby -tries to get closer to ben so she can hug hyrule-

[BEN] Snarls at her and holds Hyrule closer-

[Doc] He's a bit defensive of his child miss. I can't really blame him. Creepypastas have some fertility issues, so this child is very special.

[aven] it's ok she is safe ben

[BEN] - Don't care

[lady spider] -backs away sadly-

[Lie] - Aven, I think Hyrule may want another bath, do you want me to help you with that again?

[BEN}] - NO BATHS!

[aven] -quietly to lie- if we can hyrule away from ben

[Lie] - Give me a minute- She calls out mentally to CP who teleports over

[CP] - What?

[Lie] - Can you get Hyrule away from BEN?

[CP] - Of course

[aven] lady spider you do know the other half of me will freak out everytime you com around so please be careful

[lady spider] I will make sure to be careful

[hyrule] wa-er baff

[CP] Lunges at BEN and manages to gently get Hyrule away before handing the baby to Lie and pinning BEN to the ground- Alright, do what you need to do

[Lie] Gives CP a quick kiss and looks at Hyrule- Who's a stinky little baby who needs a bath?

[hyrule] -giggles- baff baff

[Doc] Oh dear... -Xe spawns a cauldron, - Just fill it with one of your water buckets Lie. Then you don't have to take him anywhere

[Lie] - Thanks Doc- She fills the cauldron and looks at Aven- Do you just want me to do it or do you want to try?

[aven] no please you can

[Doc] Quietly to Cp- Did we miss anything?

[CP] - Fucking Steve rode past on TLOT

[Doc] In a human form or... other....?

[Lie] Nods in understanding and begins to gently bathe Hyrule in the cauldron-

[CP] - Mammoth

[lord creeper] -gets close to cp making a tiss sound-

[BEN] From under CP there's muffled noises-

[CP] - What?

[Doc] I'm sure that was a sight. Did you enjoy your quiet time? You okay there BEN?

[lord creeper] hello

[CP] - Wasn't very quiet over all...

[BEN] Manages to get his head up far enough to talk- TLOT told the villagers about the Notch that's here

[CP] - Can the others understand you or no?

[lord creeper] yesss

[Doc] Glances at the creeper - I understand, They're speaking normally. Something on your mind... um, Creeper?

[CP] - Good, then I won't need to translate

[lord creeper] all of usss ssspeak in a way othersss can under ssstand

[Doc] At BEN - I don't hear much in the ways of revolution, I presume they took the information well enough?

[BEN] - Don't know yet, juries still out

[Doc] Eh, I think they respect TLOT enough to come around. Toes crossed.

[CP] - Whatever

[Doc] At the creeper- That's unusual here, but handy enough. Just don't go trying to organize our mobs. We like them free to do whatever they want.

[lord creeper] we can alssso talk like mobsss but we can tell that the mobsss are in normal ssspawn like order here

[Doc] Yeah, we have a few that the native brine brought in that act as bodyguards for his mate and people, and one creeper they keep around the house just as a companion, but that's all.

[Lie] Gently pours water over Hyrule-

[hyrule] -giggles and splashes-

[lord creeper] the mobsss that lived where we came from tended to with out our guidance form groupsss and attack with out mercy and ssspawned when ever they felt like it

[Doc] Well we have a lot of humans here and they are under admin protection...

[lord creeper] I am glad your keeping them sssafe

[Doc] We like our little ones around here. - Hir eyes roll up to Yaunfen still snoring softly on hir head.

[BEN] - Where is my son?

[aven] don't worry about it ben

[Doc] About twelve cubes from your position. Lie is holding Hyrule.

[BEN] Whines a little-

[Lie] - Aven?  Do you have any fresh diapers?  Or a towel?

[aven] hands lie a diper and some bone meal

[gem] holds out a wool towel to dry him off with

[Doc] I knew you guys would be prepared. He's getting some rather fine parenting with the three of you.

[Lie] Pulls Hyrule out of the water and plays a bit of peek-a-boo with him while she dries him-

[hyrule] -is giggleing- wa-er

[Lie] - Yes, we were in water

[Doc] Half the server was.

[aven] I know ben doen't like it but hyrule like aqua and aqua is very nice to hyrule

[Lie] Diapers Hyrule and passes him over to Aven since BEN is still pinned-

[Doc] How is Aqua anyway? Any sign of first words?

[aven] -takes hyrule and holds him and gives him kisses- thank you lie

[BEN] - How the fuck should we know?

[gem] because I take care of him so no, no signs of words

[Doc] Well... - xe addresses the group of newcomers- Do you guys have any questions? Do you need a place to stay?

[lord Enderman] for now yes we do need a place and what is this place

[Doc] Okay, you can stay with me and my family. This is a sanctuary for the hunted. We take in Herobrines, dragons, creepypastas, and even weak and peaceful NOTCHes and hide them from those who would hurt them.

[lady spider] that's so sweet

[Doc] Blushes a bit- Everyone deserves a safe place to lay their heads.

[CP] - I swear, you just want to run an insane asylum

[Doc] I have a bad case of bleeding hearts... Luckly for you especially.

[Notch] Comes wandering up from the direction of Stevie's house. - Oh hey. You're back. How was it?

[CP] - Fuck off!

[Lie] - CP!

[gem] hello

[Notch] Not nice. -notices the mobs- Wait, Are these guys more of your mobs Cp?

[CP] - Nope

[Notch] Obvious sigh of relief-

[lord Enderman] greetings

[Notch] Hello.... um... does someone have a translation program running? I understood that and I haven't heard an enderman speak english ever apart from Enderbro...

[lady spider] no we speak english

[Notch] Wow... are you guys glitches?

[lord Enderman] no we spawn like this. this is normal for us.

[Doc] I think they're just from a more advanced seed. Guys, this is Markus. He's the orginal Notch. A human who Cp... invited to join us.

[lord creeper] it'sss a pleasssure to meet you

[lady enderdragon] -is trying to get close to yaunfen-

[CP] Finally gets off of BEN-

[Notch] Stops himself from sticking out a hand to shake since the creeper can't reciprocate easily. - Charmed as well.

[CP] - Yeah...  Invited...

[Doc] Is wary but lets the lady see Yaunfen- Just don't touch, they're sleeping so sound. Our little one had a big day out.

[lady enderdragon] they are so small

[Doc] They've only had two spurts of growth so far. They came from a heavily modded seed. I don't actually know how big they'll be when they're grown.

[lady enderdragon] -smiles at yaunfen-

[Doc] So far they only know three words. We're still in the toddler phase.

[lady enderdragon] that is so adorable

[Markus] Wait? Three. It was only one last time I heard. What are the other two words?

[Deer] - No and fuck...

[Notch] Fuck?

[Doc] Mb was hanging around...

[Notch] Oh...

[lord creeper] -is making a tiss sound rapidly like laughing-

[Doc] Mb is a bit.... rough around the edges..

[Mb] Shouting from the other end of the spawn - Go fuck yourself Doc!-

[Doc] See?

[lady silver fish] -looks like a kid- how sad does that mb seem

[Doc] He has issues... we're working on it. This is a place for healing after all.

[lady sliver fish] I would like to see the end result

[Doc] Then you'll have to stick around for a while. - side-eyes Cp - These things take time and careful handling...

[Notch] Hey Cp?

[CP] - What now?

[Notch] Your little brother had a bit of a shock today and you might want to go visit him...

[CP] - Why would I do that?

[Notch] Because....? - Flails around a bit.

[Doc] Because it wouldn't evicerate you to visit him Cp?

[CP] - Could I eviscerate him?

[Notch] Gives Cp a tired look. - Are we really back to that?

[Doc] No.

[Lie] - CP, we can do something when you get home IF you have a...  Pleasant visit with your brother

[Notch] Whispers something to Doc-

[Doc] REALLY? THAT'S SO COOL!

[Doc] Whispers in Deerheart's ear as well-

[CP] Gives them a suspicious look-

[Deer] - It evolved?

[Notch] It's huge!

[Doc] YEEE.

[CP] - Probably into something more ridiculous

[alexine] -is walking away from the group to find Stevenson-

[Lie] - Come on CP, go visit him

[Notch] I'll walk with you...

[CP] Growls a little-

[Notch] Shrinks a little.

[Lie] - CP...

[CP] - FINE!

[BEN] - Oh, by the way, TLOT's villagers know about you now Notch

[gem] stop being grumpy

[Notch] I hope they're okay.... But it's not like they were ever NOTCH worshipers.

[Doc] Just Zile....

[BEN] - Well I know that at least one of them wants to meet you

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[Notch] Blushes a bit- Oh....

[BEN] - Maybe Flux will have a bit of competition now~

[Doc] Who is it?

[BEN] - The weird lady with the baby creepers

[lord creeper] creepersss

[Doc] Chuckles- Then no, Markus is not nearly green or explosive enough for her tastes.

[Notch] I hope she's not looking for me to blow me up?!

[CP] - Who knows

[Deer] Frowns as something catches her attention- CP?  Didn't you do something around this time of the year before?

[CP] - The fuck do you mean?

[Doc] Cocks an eyebrow at her- Are you becoming more sensitive to the servers internal clock?

[Deer] - Maybe?  But I think it's the first day of spring?

[Doc] Is that signifigant...?

[CP] Tenses- Er, uh...

[Lie] Blushes a little-

[Notch] You guys are all sort of signed in right?

[Doc] We have legal accounts.

[Notch] You know you could make it so there's an announcement over the chat or something on anniversary or other signifigant days.

[gem] that would be super cool

[Deer] - We can?

[CP] Subtly makes a way out of the game-

[Doc] I'd have to just pick a spawnday for myself, but I can get a bead on when Deerheart showed up and when Yaunfen hatched at least

[Doc] Cp? Where are you going?

[CP] - Nowhere!

[Doc] If you're going out, I want to come.

[CP] - Why?

[Doc] Practice?

[CP] Scowls-

[Doc] Love, can you watch Yaunfen for a bit?

[Deer] - Absolutely- She reaches over and gently picks Yaunfen up and places them between her front paws

[Notch] I'll stay here with Deerheart and go with you when you get back Cp.

[CP] Glares at Notch a little-

[Notch] Smiles pleasantly-

[Doc] Addresses the group - I'm gonna step out again for a bit. If you need to bed down in the meantime, I'm sure my beloved will take care of you.

[Deer] Nods in confirmation-

[CP] - I'm making the portal this time, don't wanna waste much time

[lord Enderman] -waves good bye to doc with the rest of the group-

[Doc] Shifts to normal and waits beside him-

[CP] Makes the opening bigger and quickly steps through-

[Doc] Follows behind him-

[CP] Slips them out through a tv in a store-

[Doc] Notices they're in public and shucks off hir gloves and coat so Cp won't bitch. Hir tank top is pale green today and xe changes hir purple pants to black hurredly-

[CP] Stalks out into an open air market full of crafts and other things-

[Doc] Is assaulted by the riot of high res colors and intense smells and reels for a moment.

[CP] Glances back at them- The fuck is wrong with you?

[Doc] Sticks out a hand and catches Cp's shirttail with it to keep from stumbling- It's a bit much....

[CP] - Yeah, these places can be busy

[Doc] Steady's hir breathing- Where are we?

[CP] - A street market, usually hand made things are sold at these

[Doc] Ah, amongst fellow crafters. I like it. So what are we doing? Just looking for knick-knacks?

[CP] Hesitates a bit- The first day of spring...  It's Lie's spawn day, or birthday out here

[Doc] OH! So you're getting her a present? Cp... I'm so proud of you!

[CP] - Shut up asshole

[Doc] Beams a huge happy smile at him anyway.

[CP] Starts scanning the stalls near them, looking for something Lie might like-

[Doc] Is just oogling everything and trying very hard not to be obvious about it. Xe fusses around in hir inventory and comes up with a little plastic card- Good thing I still have this on me...

[CP] Passes by the jewelry stalls, knowing Lie doesn't wear any-

[Doc] Has found the toys and holds up a floppy doll in a green outfit with a huge grin- Hey look! It looks like BEN, but less stinky!

[CP] Shakes his head- Get it for Hyrule if you really wanna annoy BEN

[Doc] Hir eyes glitter mischeviously- Sold!

CP] - Don't tell me that, go to the seller

[Doc] Am I not allowed to be enthusiastic? - Xe looks around and fixes on a bored looking girl at a table in the back- I'll take this.

[Girl] Okay... here. Just swipe - she holds up a phone with a triangular device sticking out of the top-

[Doc] Is already distracted and points at a colorful cat plushie behind her- I want that too!

[Girl] Eyebrow- Okaaay.... - adds it to the total- Swipe please.

[Doc] Stares at the reader nervously-

[Girl] Looks so done with everything and everyone-

[CP] Is snickering at Doc's hesitation-

[Doc] Stares at the card for a second and tries to fit it in the wrong way- I'm sorry...

[Girl] Annoyed. She takes the card and pulls it through the reader. - Sign here-

[Doc] Scribbles hir full name with some trepedation -

[CP] - You done yet?

[Doc] Noticed a string of twinkly things hanging over the clerk - Where did you..?

[Girl] Two booths down -sigh-

[Doc] Drags Cp with some difficulty. Xe fumbles around in the gaudy stall and finds a little box with a picture like what xe was looking at. The tips are spiky stars. - It's so neat... and it changes color like a Jeb sheep! Man... it's smelly in here. Reminds me of those oily flowers Lie made for Sweet Alex. They sure have a lot of blown glass things too...

[CP] Grumbles-

[Doc] quietly at Cp- what are these for anyway?

[Doc] Notices a container with several rolls of wrapped paper and pulls one out. Is this....? Oh! It's whatever is on the label? Such pretty images. I like this one the best. It's, I don't even know.... It speaks to me.... - the image is bordered with sylized curtains and is obviously very old but recolored with more garish tones to catch a black light. It's a strange sealed glass vessel with three birds curled up inside of it.

[CP] - Doc... That's for what BEN smokes...

[Doc] OH. Wow.... that's super fancy. It looks like lab equiptment but colorful!

[CP] - Yeah yeah, are we done here?

[Doc] In a minute, I'm going to buy this poster-

-There's a cold whisper of wind near Cp's ear, and the distinct sense of diapproval and a tiny edge of panic.

[CP] Frowns and looks around, his eyes narrowing as he looks-

[Doc] Comes back with the artwork in a bag. - Okay, we can move on-

[CP] - Did you feel anything...  Odd?

[Doc] Suddenly looks a teeny bit scared. - No? Are there.... other creepypastas around?

[CP] - No, they wouldn't have been able to resist the chance to make fun of me out here...

[Doc] Scoots close to him- Let's just.. go... Wait? why would they make fun of you?

[CP] Heads deeper into the market- Because would you ever actually expect to find me in a place like this?

[Doc] Why not? There's all kinds of things here. - Gestures to a used bookseller- Surely at least Slender reads? He's been around for so long, I can't see TV providing much enjoment.

[CP] - He get's his proxies to get him things

[Doc] I'm still going to count that as him being here.

[CP] Rolls his eyes and continues looking-

[Doc] Feels something tug the tube and jumps. Xe skitters in front of Cp- I think someone's trying to steal my stuff! Here! Hide me for a sec- Xe uses his size to mark hir from view long enough to put the bags in hir inventory.

[CP] Is on high alert now-

[Doc] You lead. I'm feeling a bit.. uncertain.

[CP] Slips around Doc and moves on at a bit of a faster pace-

[Doc] Holds his shirttail-

[CP] Slows a little as he spots a stall filled with more flowing type clothes-

[Doc] Is distracted by a rack of kimonos. - This looks kinda like what Flux wears.

[CP] - They're called Kimono's, they're from Japan

[Doc] They're really pretty. I might take the shape in mind next time I do some sewing.

-Towards the back there are shelves containing scarves-

[Doc] Ruffles through some embroidered bags- So what are you goign to get her?

[CP] - I don't know yet...  There isn't much that she wants that she doesn't already have...

[Solace] Perhaps just yourself, willing to entertain and be around her? -when you appear beside someone, man.-

[Doc] Yeah, she is a bit hard to buy for... WHOAH!

[Luna] Waves at them from next to Solace-

[CP] - Fuck off Solace

[Doc] Hello Luna! Settling in nicely? Doing a bit of shopping Solace?

[Luna] - Oh, um, yes

[Solace] A bit, yes.

[Doc] Hey... you didn't like... brush past us earlier or something did you?

[Luna] - No, not that I'm aware of

[Doc] How are things at home? Slender was pretty furious the last time I saw him....

[Solace] If something passed you, wasn't us. We can keep a look out? - taps chin - He's still a bit bitter but he's accepted what happened.

[Doc] Ah, good. How are the cooking lessons coming along?

[Solace] - thoughtful look- ...And I'd just managed to forget....

[Solace] Mixed results, really. Sometimes things go.. very well, other times not so Much..

[Doc] I'd ask if he wanted my help but I'm pretty sure the answer would be 'fuck no, go die in a fire'...

[CP] Has slipped away from them farther into the store

[Doc] Moves to keep Cp in sight- Did you find something?

[CP] - Fuck off- The two girls working the table are giggling while watching CP

[Doc] Side eyes the girls- Any suggestions for someone shopping for their wife? -Eyes flick meaningfully to Cp- Likes horses, gardening and retro video games.

[Girls] Giggle some before one of them speaks- A hunk and a husband who will actually buy things for his wife?  Sign me up

[Doc] Gives a very clear 'you'd be sorry' look and flashes hir sharklike teeth in a grin.

[CP] Rolls his eyes at Doc before turning away from them-

[Girls] Are obviously eyeing his butt-

[Doc] Follows him with a sigh.

[CP] - Fuck off Doc

[Doc] Do you want me to leave Cp? I thought I could help but you don't seem to want any.

[CP] - Was my trying to get out without you not a big enough hint?

[Doc] Wilts - I.. don't get out much... And now I have something cute for Yaunfen and Hyrule and some art for my house... I didn't want you to be alone. I know you're frustrated.

[CP] Groans and one of the stalls girls approaches-

[Girl] - So sir, it seems a shame that your wife is so difficult to buy for...

[Doc] It's because she has everything she needs already. It would be a frippery. Just something to make her smile.

[Girl] - Hmmmm, sounds like you could use someone easier to buy for

[CP] Is about ready to murder the girl-

[Doc] I think you're barking up the wrong tree. He's very, very taken.

[Girl] - Pity, I could probably show you a lot more than your ditzy wife

[Doc] Ummm... I seriously doubt that... I think you should back off.

[Girl] Looks at CP- Ditch your friend and meet me in the back- She then walks off

[Doc] Quietly- Only if you want to never be seen again... Come on Cp. Let's go somewhere else.

[CP] Storms out of the tent-

[Doc] Turns to the remaining girl- You should really listen when people tell you no. You can get in a lot of trouble ignoring other people's feelings.

[Girl] - Whatever, he's still the most delicious thing to come through here today

[Doc] He's also ex-military with severe PTSD and several hundred confirmed kills. I could see in his body language he was on the verge of a very bad reaction.

[Girl] - Ooooh, a strong military man huh?

[Doc] Is too stunned to keep the thought in-  Wow... I guess survival instinct varies a lot amongst humans. You have my pity.

[Girl] - Whatever you weirdo

[Doc] Is getting a bit pissed- Weirdo? At least I'm not a suicidal nimrod!

[Girl] - I'm not suicidal!  I'm just appreciating something somebody else isn't

[Doc] Who says he's not appreciated? You're making stupid assumptions about a complete stranger because you're utterly focused on what you want! -Flails a bit but falls back on hir experince with the internet-  You're no better then a... a.. cis-white fuck-boy!

[Girl] - Fucking, there's a good idea...  I wonder if I can get that delicious hunk in bed

[Doc] Just backs away from her a bit in consternation- Good gods... you're gonna be on the news someday. [as a missing person] - Turns on hir heel to leave

`[Girl] - Yeah, because I'll be famous!

[Doc] Quietly- Famously dead. - Xe looks around to see if Solace and Luna are still there.

[Solace] -Not too far away with Luna-

[Doc] Walks up to Solace- Geeze.... I try to be protective of humans usually, but some of them are dumb as dirt...

[Luna] Is looking at some necklaces-

[Solace] Indeed. Surprised Herobrine didn't rip her apart...  Well, he could be...

[Doc] I hope not... stupidity should be an opening for teaching better ways. Not an automatic death sentance.

[Solace] Brother would disagree.

[Doc] That's because your brother is an apex predator, humans are his prey. In my case it's more like they're dogs and I'm a cat. Different thing but similar level.

[Solace] Hm... True. -Glances over to what Luna's looking at- ... See anything you like?

[Luna] Points to a silver necklace in the form of a moon-

[Doc] I guess it's a trust exercise then. If he comes back with blood on him, all I can really do is scold him for losing his temper.

[Solace] A lost temper in that situation is somewhat justified. -takes the necklace and pays for it before giving it to Luna-

[Luna] Smiles- Thank you Solace

[Doc] Thank you for watching over her. It means a lot to me.

[Luna] - Thank you for fighting for me

[Doc] Chokes a little- I... I couldn't not... I was just as terrified as you.

[Solace] It was the least I could do.

[Doc] If you ever want to visit us, either or both of you... let me know okay? It's a much calmer world.

[Solace] I'll keep that in mind, should we need it.

[Luna] - Where would we be going?  Someplace like Splender's home?

[Doc] Oh, me and Cp, we live in a videogame. It's much lower res then out here.

[Luna] - A...  Video game?

[Doc] Yeah. We're both Herobrines. We live in Minecraft. It's a survival game with crafting stuff. But I keep the local difficulty on the lowest setting.

[Luna] - I think my little brother played that...

[Doc] It's a nice place to live. I went from being a homeless glitch to having a massive castle I built all by myself.

[Luna] - Interesting...

[Doc] Turns to Solace - I'm glad your brother Splender likes to hang out with us. He's a ray of sunshine to be with. And one of the few inhabitants who really appreciates a good multi-colored build.

[Solace] I'm glad he's enjoying himself, anything interesting he's gotten done?

[Doc] He's pretty busy with his baby dragon. Have you met Pinwheel yet? She's got a horribly venemous bite but she's gorgeous to look at. And actually... he did help with something super important recently! He helped a small group of us kill a NOTCH that had horribly tortured one of my fellows on his previous seed. It was quite a battle, and the natives have basically given him a place of worship in their pantheon of gods and goddesses.

[Solace] Can't say I have... -actually seems a bit amused over what Doc's said- I'm glad he was of help!

[Doc] The really interesting part is that he has kind of Herobrine powers because of it. That brines abilities increase when people believe in him and they're passed on in a small way to everyone who was part of the battle. i don't know if he'll develop any new powers or if it will just enhance what he's got. But it's fascinating either way.

[Solace] I see, I'll be sure to pass that on so brother can be ready if Splendor may come back with a few new skills...

[Doc] Well.. don't tell him just for my sake... he may go ballistic again. I have no idea what his feelings on the matter may be.

[Solace] If he doesn't approve, I'll prevent him from murdering you? Not that he could, Splendor himself would stop him aswell.

[Doc] Thank you. I don't think it's really possible to have too many allies. So what's new with you two?

[Solace] Nothing particularly important... Although you would benefit more from making sure Herobrine hasn't indeed murdered that girl...

[Doc] You're right, it was nice seeing you both again. -walks back outside-

[Doc] Doesn't see Cp anywhere and slumps a bit- I really hope he didn't ditch me again... or murder anyone...

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for your pokemon needs : if had to assign a pokemon for your oc's, which would it be and why? (or, similarly, if your oc's had pokemon, which do you think they'd have? whichever question's wording makes it easier for you to answer) 💕

I swear to god this took me like five hundred years to answer because I have too many fucking ocs. I didn’t include Eve or Ocean’s 8 Andrea because I don’t use them enough, but I may add them later. 

Julia Vitaliya: Pidgeotto & Pidgeot (flying type), Gyarados (water/flying), Salamence (dragon/flying type), Growlithe & Arcanine (fire type), Rapidash (fire type) and Chansey (normal type)

•Julia is both a huntress and a doctor, though she doesn’t practice medicine much anymore. Thus, having a multitude of flying types and two fire types that are dogs makes sense for someone who using tracking as a part of her profession. I chose Chansey because in the anime the pokemon can often be seen assisting Nurse Joy, who is a pokemon doctor. Julia would have Rapidash because she really likes horses. There’s no other reason. 

Yaling Liu: Mr. Mime (psychic/fairy type), Espeon (psychic type), Persian (normal type) 

•Mr. Mime is a clown pokemon, and can create barriers, making them perfect for an act. Espeon’s psychic powers could also make them a good companion for any of Yaling’s performances. As for the Persian, it felt like something Barnum might buy for Yaling as a gift (because we all know how extra he is. I mean, the man rode an elephant to his daughter’s ballet recital). 

Rose Rowan: Gastly (ghost type), Koffing & Weezing (poison type), Ekans & Arbok (poison type), Misdreavus (ghost type), Sableye (dark/ghost type), and Seviper (poison type)

•Rose is a vampire, and a very powerful one at that, so all the aforementioned types would be assets to her in battle. In the case of Misdreavus and the three snake pokemon (Seviper, and Ekans & Arbok), they’re perfect companions for someone like her (Misdreavus has a scream that could easily be on par with Rose’s banshee-like one that she uses to incapacitate enemies, and the snakes match Rose in agility).

Kasai Fujioka: Eevee (normal type) & Flareon (fire type)

•Kasai would have a Flareon because her name means fire in Japanese. Eevee super cute and fluffy, which fits with the Ouran aesthetic. 

Andrea Moreno: Golem (ground/rock type) and Machoke (fighting type)

•Andrea has a PhD in bioarchaelogy, so it made sense to give her a ground/rock type, as they could help with her expeditions

Charlotte Ranford: Skitty & Delcatty (normal type), Togepi (normal/flying type), Butterfree (bug/flying type), and Luvdisc (water type)

•Charlotte would have these pokemon purely because they’re cute  

Cindy Ranford: Poochyena & Mightyena (dark type)

•These pokemon are fierce and strong, as well as loyal, which makes them perfect attack/guard dogs. These traits match up with Cindy as a person, so it was an easy choice. 

Alexis Ryan: Mr. Mime (psychic/fairy type), Chansey (normal type)

•Alexis is a mother (to the gang, and later to her own children) and wife. In the anime, Mr. Mime assists Ash’s mom around the house, so I figured that it could do the same for Alexis. As for Chansey, I stated previously that it helps Nurse Joy with sick pokemon, so I felt Alexis would have another maternal pokemon to help with the gang. 

Monica Morgan: Jolteon (electric type), Vileplume (grass/poison), Chikorita (grass), and Growlithe (fire type)

•Monica would own these pokemon because they would assist her in catching criminals. Jolteon can do multiple moves involving electricity, Vileplume’s stun spore is highly effective, Chikorita’s vine whip can keep someone from escaping, and Growlithe is used by the police in the anime. 

Ember Thorn: Vulpix & Ninetails (fire type), Houndour & Houndoom (fire/dark type), and Charizard (and its previous evolutions, Charmeleon and Charmander)

•This is pretty self-explanatory for the two of us, but since other people are gonna read this I’ll elaborate. All of them are fire types, which fits with her name and her powers. Her patronus is a dragon (not to mention that’s what her boyfriend’s name means), so it would’ve been a sin to pass up on Charizard. For the two dogs (Houndour & Houndoom), they kinda symbolize her as a person (dark because of her ancestry + her hogwarts house, and fire because of the aforementioned reasons).

Carmen Alvarez: Umbreon (dark type), Sableye (dark/ghost)

•With Carmen’s connection to Lilith, I felt that two dark types were appropriate. Sableye is more symbolic of that connection (since it kinda looks like a creature you would find in Hell), while Umbreon is a combo of cute and sweet yet dark. 

Morgana Fornjotdottir: Scyther (bug/flying type), Salamence (flying/dragon), & Poochyena & Mightyena (dark type)

•Morgana would own these pokémon because they are good in battle, and as the the goddess of war, she will take use any means necessary to win. 

Jennifer Stark: Mr. Mime (psychic/fairy type), Eevee (normal type)

•Like Alexis, she would use Mr. Mime to help keep the Stark Tower and the Malibu residence clean. Eevee would just be a pet. 

Katherine Doe: Vaporeon (water type), Chansey (normal type), Skitty & Delcatty

•Chansey is purely to help Katherine attend to Matt, while Vaporeon and the other two are for companionship

Roxanne Swan: Growlithe & Arcanine (fire type)

•The two Pokemon make good pets, and she can always sic them on Edward or Jacob if they start going at it

Leila Miller: Umbreon (dark type)

•Honestly, I have no reason for this beyond the fact that Umbreon is categorized as a “moonlight pokemon”, and Leila has a strong association with the moon (her Chinese given name means “moon”, and she has a tattoo of one on her wrist, plus it’s also a reference to the story of the moon and the wolverine)