#fuCK RIGHT TF O FF ??

[rainbowgod666]

You know what? I kind of HAVE to expand on this.

I *literally* never thought I could even REMOTELY get to 18 and enjoy it. Now im 19and5months and am going to finish school. I dont care i realized i should've taken art and not psychology (or Human Sciences as we call em here) 5 years too late. Fuck that shit i can be the empath tiktokers think they are

Speaking of school- its VERY FUNNY how so many world events are conjoined to my life events. I started 1st Superior being like "time to Grow tf up then! My mama and papa are right, theres a life outside of my brain and-" WAKEY WAKEY ITS XI JIN PENIS AND HE JUST PULLED OUT OF HIS ASS THE FUNNY LETHAL INFLUENZA HAHAHAJAHAHAJAJAJAJA ENJOY NOT HAVING SOCIAL SKILLS YOU DUMB BIETCHƏ

Life. Just life.

The fuckign song that goes "soon ill be 60 years old" soon my fucking ass immortality will be a thing by the time i get to 50 (supposing it becomes ILLEGAL in america to have any political seat, no matter how local or global, after the age of 50).

The feeling that everyone around you is SO. Fucking incompetent at existing. Like ffs im lazier tmthan sans undertale and weigh like an indian elephant and have no idea what things are yet i know EXACTLY when and how is someone else wrong. Yes its annoying being Worse Cimmerian, thankyouverymuch

G i f t e d K i d B u r n o u t ~

The fact that i genuinely feel better hugging THIS thing

Yeah i canonically own a blahaj.

Anyways.

The problem of society is that everything is extremely fucking fast. That one MatPat video was correct, but its not just youtube.

Its everything

And i will fucking tear to shreds reality itself, heaven and hell, time and space- if i get caught in the fucking squidward destroyer of capitalism.

Its MY rat race. And heavens willing, i WILL have a say in what i get at the end of the lap, and WHEN i get it. Its MY cheese, My rules.

Pirate games, donate to transgender folks who have been kicked out. Read SCP. Vouch for the removal of JKR from everything ever and also a rewrite of HP. Learn how to hack the pentagon, best case scenario you become the new @nyancrimew. Travel the world. If you see a gang of any kind keep a fully loaded machine gun chambered in .50 BMG. Donate blood. Divert all funds from autism speaks (and PLEASE change the shade of blue- i excuse the puzzle piece, as it can be given new meaning. BUT NOT THE DESATURATED ASS DIEP.IO ASS MUFUKIN BLUE BLUES OF FUCKING INSIDE OUT'S SADNESS ASS. FUCK THAT LAME SHIT.) into better ORGs. Vote pro-trans representatives. Visit my country of italy (ignore the screaming youtubers and the multiversal diharrea of memes and hentai). Study for that dream job you've always wanted. Make a youtube channel and say fuck you to the algorythm. Grab old electronics from anywhere you can, salvage them, and megalovania the balls out of technology. Call out anyone that uses the name of God to excuse anything bad and fucking stomp on their skulls like its the last episode of TOH season 2. And to Ouroboros this shit- pirate anything from your childhood.

If you cant get off the chains, use them to choke your oppressors to death.

You know what people don’t talk about often enough? Playing catch up in life after spending your teens or early 20s suicidally depressed. There’s so many more layers than just being able to say “I don’t want to die anymore.”

The difficulty in academia or a career after spending years thinking you wouldn’t be alive long enough for any of it to matter.

The exhaustion that comes from self awareness and self soothing, with the constant voice in your head saying “don’t go backwards.”

How lonely it is to watch the people your age starting families when you’re just barely learning what stable relationships are, and the sudden societal pressure of being “up against a clock” for these kinds of things.

The judgement from others if you change your image or interests this late in the game just because you finally figured out who you really are under the demons.

Be kind to those who are developing and blooming after years of not planning on being here long. We are living a life we absolutely didn’t think we’d have, and it’s hard enough without society reminding us there’s expectations of our age.

We didn’t get to be young; we were too busy fighting battles few know.

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[lapeaudelamemoire]

ii. (triptych middle)

mandarin chinese drama ost track playing out of my phone on my bed next to me on repeat. (云泥 by 希林娜依，高, from 云之羽.)

leaving my partner's apartment today i realise that i no longer know what i want to do or have anywhere i want to go for leisure. that i've given up on doing something in my free time.

i don't know any good cafes to go to that are open after 3pm. (3PM.) Or maybe 4pm. Maybe 5pm at the latest. Certainly not near me. Not even in the city. Not anywhere, hardly anywhere really. Libraries close around this time too. I've said it many times before, and I'll say it again - even in Norway/Oslo there was a cafe that stayed open until 10pm every night. Maybe this is a sign that I've thoroughly suffocated; that there is truly nowhere to go. In this 'city'. In this place that calls itself a fucking 'city'. (If you can't tell, I spat that.)

Even when the nights don't fall until past 8pm now, there is nothing to fucking do. No thing. N o t h i n g. So I don't think about going out any more. There is nothing to do. And nothing to dress up for. Just a whole lot of nothing. A whole heap of nothing.

So I go and get my bread and bubble tea and prepare to go home, which is when I realise as I'm walking down the street that I would have used to go out to sit down somewhere for a coffee and read, but there's nowhere. And all the fucking coffee here sucks. (Lol, because I tried to tell K that the coffee here is really good all that time ago. He would have died of boredom here and gone tf back to London, which, fair enough.)

People talk about the outback or whatever when they talk about the colony called Australia, but even the 'cities' are pretty fucking barren, at least to me.

.

time to start pulling my guts out of my mouth, i guess.

there were things i really did want to say, which were that i haven't really felt actively good about my body for a while. not really sure how to address this internalised fatphobia when it's me. stopped feeling sure about myself and confident once my body started changing, although i think i've done pretty well so far. but i also don't like feeling like i need to feel attractive to others. dislike the feeling of wanting validation from others, and also which is almost always about wanting to feel attractive to men. feels like i'm 14 again. which was half a lifetime ago now. cognitively, i realise this is all bullshit. but in my body, i haven't been feeling it. and maybe it's also because that's not really something expressed a lot in my relationship with my partner. i realised too that and which isn't helped by the fact that when my body started changing, it seems i leaned right into being cute, rather than 'sexy', which was what i felt i was when i was slim. and i realise too that that's societal, that you're sexy when you're slim but cute when you're not. one or the other, it's still about making yourself attractive in some way. this isn't nice or poetic or whatever, it's something i need to untangle. and so it just is.

i watch tv and play FF and realise that everyone is slim. now i have to avoid looking too much at skinny women because their visible ribs remind me of when i was a teenager and EDs were all the rage. i don't want to go back there again, walking towards the mirror and watching how much my thighs jiggle. that in itself is something that needs addressing. the avoidance - i guess. the feeling that i'm unsure how i look to others, the sense that i don't think i 'can' be attractive or sexy. it's like puberty all over again. and as i write this i realise that this is probably something that will happen more and more as i age, and get older, and my body continues to change, and i move further and further away from the societal beauty ideal of young and slim. when i was that i never had to think about it. and now i do. welp. that's privilege. you can be aware of it and still never know how it feels not to have it, until you don't fit into that circle any more.

and my body - well, my body. the issues stack like a vulnerability stack in a game. noticing patches on my skin that are dry, that are discoloured, that spread. i worry. walking to the train and realising on the train that my soles are burning a little. it's hard to feel good about my body when my body is now mostly a source of concern and worry, but above all now also a source of uncertainty. physically and aesthetically.

maybe that's also why i've stopped wearing lingerie. i've been thinking it would be good to do a shoot again, that maybe that would help. but as with everything these days - well.

-

- interlude -

well the autosave draft post feature has come in very handy, thank you tumblr. (laptop crashed.)

-

and then - well, the suddenly i don't have family to speak to in my other native language any more, because they aren't safe to be around. because it was after this that all these issues with my body started happening. maybe it was linked, maybe it's just because it's come time. but either way, i can't seem to disassociate them.

[stahfakz]

22/8/23

I feel pretty fucked up right now.

My feelings about him are mixed.

At first I felt nothing, and then small bits, and not once did he stare at me like he normally does.

I even brought up the subject of if i was being too loud when rupert was talking to me, and he said he didnt even notice.

And i caught him checking some stupid bimbo just cos sjes a slut in a dress.

I feel like an idiot ive wasted soooooo much time thinking he was my person when he gives zero fucks about me.

I know im fucked up when I msg Brenton, cos he gets my intellect and my emo's, which i thought M did. But i feel my intuition telling me the Brenton is healing for me, the way I heal others.

But brenton isnt my forever person, and i need my forever person.

Im actually crying.

Why does this always happen to me?

Why tf cant men just be fucking real and commit to me ffs.

Im so tired of this, im so upset.

Crying to process it.

Brenton asking me how i am, and how i want to tell him, and how much i dont want to burden him, so i ignore it until 2moro when i might tell him one day.

----

Or the way it makes me feel when Luke S visits me and recalls a moment with me from 3 years ago. That made me feel so special, why cant he do that with me?

Why cant he text me like alllllll my other fucking male friends asap.

Like fucking R E C I P R O C A T I O N.

Fucking look it up in the dictionary.

Now I h8 you so fuck off and leave me alone.

[n3r0ly-th3re]

I can’t be the only one kinda in denial of how bad my diet is nutrition-wise, right? I know a shittion about nutrition and dieting, metabolism and how our bodies function in general, and I just ignore it when it comes to my own body. If any of my professors saw how I eat they would have a heart attack on the spot

Me: I ate 500 calories in total today!

My ed: Yes, but in the form of ice cream, you pig

Me: I still ate 500 calories

My body: Yea but you know we got like no nutrients from tha-

Me: 500 CALORIES

Literally any being with common sense: Only eating a cup of low-cal blueberry ice cream throughout the entire day and nothing else, only to fill yourself up with water until you feel physically sick won’t help you lose weight

Me: 5 0 0 c a l o r i e s

My own fucking brain: yeah no that’s a bad idea. We won’t lose weight like that. Yea I guess it was only 500 calories but ffs your BMR is 1800, that’s such a shitty idea

Me: so what, same thing tomorrow?

My brain: …yes.

Quite possibly every single person with at least one functioning brain cell: how tf is dieting and weight loss your hyper fixation and yet you still make the worst possible choices? YOUR BODY NEEDS NUTRIENTS

Me: That’s okay, I have a solution *takes a bunch of mineral and vitamin supplements, downs it with like 800 ml of water* See? Healthy as can be.

Why would I eat food when I have colorful tablets and an ~eating disorder~

[kthvbear]

Jungkook explains, “And this,” he brings a hand to your cheek, squeezes your flesh between your fingers until you protest, “is my girlfriend.”

For a few moments, the screws in your head fall loose, a mechanic buzzing indicating a technical error. You realise that since your parents, you’ve never really introduced each other with the grand B-or-G-word until now.

lmaooo b-or-g word hahahah, also!!! you're telling me NAMJOON is his boss- rid 😭😭😭 pls, the best bro-ship ever; namkook always slays 😫😫

“Keep praising this man,” you tease, looking back to your boyfriend and shuffling his hair (to which he clicks his tongue), “he kinda likes it. Won’t shut up about it.”

omg if this isnt the sweetest repay istg ughhhh. i can totallyyyy imagine jungkook talking about joon the whole time 😂

And the fact that Namjoon noticed within a minute of observing the two of you… says quite a lot.

namjoon the explorer observer.

He breathes against your face; sighs, his quiet voice telling you, “Not yet.”

rid seriously wtf, my patient-o-meter is slowily exploding 🤨🤨 hurrryyyyyy with the reason I WANNA KNOWWW

That you’re in love with him?

oh god, dying to see kooks reaction if oc really said that. damn.

Insanity clouding his mind, he smiles against your cheek, whispering, “Just. You drive me crazy… my gorgeous girl.”

SHYT UP UOU 2 ARE DRIVING ME CRAZYYYY 😭😭😭🤯 JUST CONFESS ALREADG FFS

When you wake up the next morning, his blanket is on the floor and your backs turned towards each other.

why do i think jk is acting cold tho...

“But,” you still argue, gulping, “there’s still something you’re not telling me. When you showed me the tattoo, you still didn’t look entirely happy. And you didn’t last night.” You wait, discouraged when his expressions fall. “Right now… you don’t either.”

DONT BREAK MY HEART IM FUCKING SERIOUS OKAY????!!#?#!#

Through all the hesitation, he smiles, biting his lip before he drops the bomb, “It’s about your mom.”

?????

“He said— he said he was looking for information… or anything against me. Not for the newspaper, but for your mother. Just anything. He took pictures of Ria,” Jungkook scoffs, shaking his head. The smirk on his face is ingenuine, heartbreaking. “My goddamn cousin…”

omfg, at this point my hatred for mom is just unbelievable. just how much of a bad mother does she want to be? oc is her freaking daughter, she should feel ashamed of doing so 😞 and god, i was so scared of nara entering the scene...

The wrinkles on her forehead deepen, thoughts of lawsuits undoubtedly circling her mind. It pains you that this is probably still a bigger worry to her than your breaking heart.

yeah, it hurts me too. ugh, why tf is she so selfish

Pause. Then, “Are you seriously going to file a lawsuit? Against your own mother, are you insane?”

im scared rid PICK ME UP PLS

“I…” Jungkook hesitates. And then, he doesn’t deny your statement, but answers, “I endure it for you.”

STOPPPP THATS SO BOYFRIEND OF HIM 😭😭😭 MAYBE MORE THAN BF

this chapter was such a rollercoaster- i swear. it was just truly amazing. i appreciate your writing skills sm, and i'm just blown away at this point... i could feel and imagine whatever you wrote, yk? u're an awesome writer and idek what else to say cause im so amazed 🙌 ily so much rid <333333 ❤️❤️

colour me in: the canvas | jjk (m)

Summary: Jungkook comes back to you with a suitcase full of secrets and hurdles – and once he opens it, you’re left tongue-tied and bewildered.

➳ pairing:Jungkook x reader ➳ rating: 18+ ➳ genre: fwb/f2l, fake dating; angst, fluff, smut ➳ warnings: artist jk actually this time!, old secrets revealed and new ones made smh, deep talks, paparazzi mention, oc’s mother is just not cool, another member cameo!, crying and fighting, domesticity <3, angst ahead 😵‍💫; explicit sexual content: consent, mentions of bdsm, body painting 😭, dirty talk, bit of edging, oral (f. & m. receiving), throat fucking, fingering and handjob, body paint on his lips…, dry humping, unprotected sex, breast play, some biting, such disgusting fluff it made me sick, again… such deep jk moans, showering/washing up together…., multiple orgasms, aftercare, the moment after <3 ➳ wc: 22.8k ➳ a/n: ahhh okay, so – i hope you guys like this chapter after all the fun theorising and suspense (and after all those months!), and that it lives up to your expectations !! it was so fun to write, though. always thankful for beta’ing @missgeniality​​, you’re the bestest 🤍 as always, don’t forget to drop by in my inbox and let me know what you think; it means a lot !! ➳ listen to:with love by christina grimmie |full playlist 🤍

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[sihlvrmoved]

@cloudtorn  sent:    " i   never   asked   to   be   like   this .” 

see ,   there’s  always  found  solemnity  in  shared  thoughts                   he  remembers  a  younger  self ,   LOST  AND  MISPLACED ,  burning  the  very  same  piteous  cry  to  his  mother’s  ear .     ❛              you  see ,  i  don’t  think  most  of  us  do  ,   do  we  ?        ❜    ,             it’s   rhetorical   in    it’s    tone  ,     offering   to    the    other    a    nod                         HE    UNDERSTOOD      /      HE   ACKNOWLEDGES   .    your    heart    is    a bastion  ,     thundering    proudly    within    the    cage    of    your    chest  .      so ,    he    doesn’t   want    to    offer   too   much  .    protect   !  ,   it    bellows  :   protect    the    home    that    is    not    quite    home  ,     but    the    only    one    you    have    ever    known .    you    cannot    protect    what’s    on   your   face  ,     IN  YOUR   EYES                     (       THE      WINDOWS    TO    THE    SOUL  .   )            HE   ,   THE   GOD   OF   MISCHIEF  ,    THE   VERY   IMAGE   OF   MISTRUST   AND   EVIL                   he    knew    this    feeling    better    than    anyone  .          /        CURSED    AT    BIRTH  ,    never    to    be    trusted ,    never    to    be   understood                        but      always     meant     to     be     feared .      AND    HE    NEVER    ASKED   FOR    IT  .           ❛      a   thousand  years  have  fortunately  taught  me  many valuable  lessons ,                                                  and    one    of   the    most    essential   of    them ,    you’ll   find ,    is    that   you    become   what    you   are    and    more .     if   that’s   what   they   want   you    to    be ,    THAT   SHOULD   BE    EXACTLY   WHAT   THEY    GET .   ❜        ･ﾟﾟ･    i.      quotes  from  pinterest  .    ‘     accepting .  

[the-acid-pear]

I did my homework and i did my chores, time to tackle on the third book of this series, Son of Ogre

Chapter 1

Okay but the fuck is Baki planning to do if he stops fighting? That's literally all he has, he's not smart

WOOH THATS A BIT REALISTIC

PREHISTORIC ELEPHANT?!

King just went to have a snack. Also FUCK does that meat look tasty FUCKKK

This baby so cute 🥺

I'm so glad Yuji is doing stupid hilarious shit again it had been a while

Congrats on Baki for that mantis

Chapter 2

Who tf is this kid?

Poor kid lmao, i assume he will meet Baki

Look at my boyyy

HSTSRFAYDF DON'T CALL HIM A MANLET

Imagine Baki actually kills this kid HSJDYSSHCBT

Third comment with a ton of likes is "we do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious"

Chapter 3

AH SHUT UPPP KIDDO

But i like Baki memeing a round a lil

Chapter 4

🥺🥺 that's so sweet...

HELLOOOO STRYDUM MY GOD YOUR TITS GOT FATTER SIR 😳😳

Yujiro is such a fucking threat to society lmao

I love seeing Baki with his eyes open, he's looking more like his old self

Oh, shadow boxing incoming, alright

Chapter 5

Yuri? 🥺 /j

THE RETURN OF IRON MICHAEL?!

Chapter 6

I love how there's our silly little mains after every cover LUV em <33

Baki just dissociating his ass out and using it on his favor, the king

Why is Baki eating sour prunes aren't those meant to be sweet?

We all salivating

Chapter 7

Love to see there are even more swears there now

I can put my face next to my foot too tho

FAGDRJSEHARD YUJIRO CAN BEAT THE CANCER HOW ICONIC 😍

Also i would LOVE to see Yuji fight an Orca

WHAT?!

I love how everyone in the comments is calling out Rumina for not seeing issue going down to a dark hidden basement with a shirtless man older than him

Chapter 8

"piggy back me" USHSYFLFUDSY

This fight is going to be good

Chapter 9

Imagine Baki dies right here right know against an imaginary mantis lmao

Okay Baki getting damaged makes sense but the WALL?

Baki's dead (GOD IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE SAID THAT)

Ffs it's true Baki COULD create himself a stand 😰

Chapter 10

OH FUCK IT'S TRUE

Chapter 11

This fight is so boring i had to take a 6 hour break

Baki just can't win against nature eh

This reminds me of Garland pulling a suplex on that Anaconda

Chapter 12

I can't wait for the main cast to ACTUALLY appear, instead of just, you know, them in the covers

This fight is slow but cool but slow

To fight a mantis you must think like a mantis 😎

Though it's true in this manga you will most likely win if you steal your opponent techniques so

Chapter 13

I MISS IGARI FUCKKK

This is so dumb i luv it

That mantis be swearing lmao

Love it when Baki goes full Yujiro

Chapter 14

TOBA...

Holy fuck do mantis fly?

Secret Chapter?

Is this how Yujiro got born?

Idk girl i would have killed him if i was you

WHAT.

I KNOW THOSE FROGS THEY ARE FROM PUERTO RICO I THINK

I might just be sleepy but this is so confusing

AKSHSKGSKSGSJSG JUST KILL THE BABY IT AINT THAT HARD

Chapter 15

GAIA...

Why is he like this?

Is "he" with us right now?

...gotta admit that IS true...

I love Strydum sksgwhwg

Yujiro really went XD

I don't think my man Arun in the comments is aware how gay what he said is, though maybe I'm wrong

Chapter 16

GOD THESE FUCKING COVERS MAKING ME SO NOSTALGIC, LOOK AT SPEC!

ANIME KENNEDY?!

I can't believe Bush is dead

AN ASIAN BOY HAS JUST KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENT...

8 of January? My god he's a Capricorn

I'm sorry, what?

LAHQIGWKQFWKSFWIWG 😭😭

I love Baki so much, THIS IS THE KID THAT I MISSED SO MUCH

This explains why Baki was in prison clothes in the anime teaser

Chapter 17

BIG NUMBER

That one mf like 😐

Glad Baki is 18 now at least 😌

Love to see Oliva back

Chapter 18

This page not even bothering to charge the pages anymore

I'm sure there were better ways to go to jail, well, actually, no, but still

Toba used to just chew that off

Baki did that mantis hit you in the head too hard?

I. I watched way too many prison movies and shows. I don't like seeing someone as young and pretty as Baki in such a place. I rlly don't.

Chapter 19

Yanagi baby i miss you...

IRON MICHAEL?!

Mfkhsjsys 😳🥴

Eh got my hopes too high

CHE BAKI PIBE... LA PUTA MADRE NI ACA ME ESCAPO DE MIS COMPATRIOTAS

I hope he swears too i want to see a boludo o pelotudo PLEASE

I mean para pelotudos lo veo a Yujiro todo el tiempo pero igual JSGWKEGWG me pone bien argento ver al Che carajo

Chapter 20

HE SAID BOLUDO SUAHWKWGAKSGSKSGSKGD

I can't take this omfg new fav I'm sorry Doppo but he just said boludo 😭

Pendejo is more used as pibe here but i will let it pass bc idk the lingo in Cuba and he spent some time there so

Why don't i speak like this too ffs? All i do is say eh and call it a day

He's cocky enough to call anybody any age pibe so I'll let that pass too

Por favor no lo hagas che sksgwj

Chapter 21

Che, pibe, it's a good day to die...

Chapter 22

GSHAGSTSG he should have said "no boludo"

I'm falling in love with this boludo myself

That's talented and brutal

OH RIGHT YOU LOSE YOUR BALANCE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE THAT

Chapter 23

Hm that's, cringe

YESSS HE SAID PELOTUDO

OAHWLGWKQFSKSGSJS SIII ROMPELO TODO CHE, ROMPELO TODO POR DECIRTE YANKEE KSGSSJGS

Honestly i too get pissed off when called American or European, though i won't throw shit to Baki, he's some random 18 yo japanese boy, no way he would recognize latinoamerican lingo lmao

King shit Baki boy

Chapter 24

Oh that's why he's called Jun Guevara, that's fair

I like how they are mixing a bit of truth and a bit of lie it's fun at least

Chapter 25

I like how they are drawing nipples now, occasionally

I can't wait for Viêt to complain about propaganda in the comments

OH SHIT

😳 :Y

He's sooo nice 😍

Chapter 26

Only three? You mean the third is... 👁️👁️

HAHA YEAH YUJI-CHAN <3

I can't believe he works for the USA I'm crying and shaking rn

What a progressive manga, the three strongest and most dangerous men and none of them are white 😍

GET HIS ASS BAKI

Chapter 27

Why is this guy sweating sm?

LDYDYSUGFUDT BAKI PLS

I like how the only time Baki was willing to kill a person was when he thought Sikorsky had hurt his girl

Chapter 28

I feel like Ian will die

Man i love how Baki is drawn in this book

Ffs i called it, i have watched way too many prison things to know how shit goes down

I have seen these three before in fanart but I'm curious to see what they can do

Chapter 29

Their faces remind me of Doyle

OH I CANT WAIT TO SEE EM IN THE ANIME

ASSHOLE DON'T CALL ME STUPID 😢💔

I'm gonna struggle to tell em apart but i think I'll manage

Okay I'm not the only one who thinks they look like Doyle, fair

Chapter 30

The mouth vs Yujiro when?

Someone mentioned the have the same vibe as the dudes that worked with Gaia and like 👁️👁️

Chapter 31

Lmao someone in the comments recommended the same thing

These three must be great at sex (sorry)

KSHALDHDKD NEW FAV COMMENT: "go to Japan and look for the word "defeat". That way you won't feel cocky anymore"

Chapter 32

Hehe hello Junnn~

KSHAKDHKWGS

La luna

Chapter 33

LOS TRES...

Okay that's funny, hocico instead of mouth (hocico is used for animal mouths)

I'm so glad i know Spanish

The two things that drive me insane and make me ramble are Doppo's beauty and this stupid argentinian

OSHSKWGSKSG

Chapter 34

Imagine he's doing that illusion thing Dorian did

With his own blood, that's so cool...

Hoho...!

I did that once when i had a terrible nose bleed, didn't go well

Chapter 35

This book is fucking boring NGL

"now that you got no more urine left in you"

AH.

GAHDYR LMAO

Chapter 36

HO THAT TITLE, PLEEEASE I NEED SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO HAPPEN

HHH he kinda cute...

Oww :(

JDJSJFRGAJ

God piantao is an old word i had never heard it before

AND he took a piss.

LOCO NO SEAS HOMOFÓBICO NINGUNA MINA ACA ES MEJOR QUE ESTE PIBITO TE LO ASEGURO SKSGSKGSJAAGS

Se me cayó un ídolo y yo que le quería dar 😔

ÑSHWQLSGOSGDKW

Let's see if he lied to Baki about just liking eh /j

Chapter 37

I luv Oliva lol

AJSGSKSLAGHS BAKI SNAPPED

I too wonder where the fuck Kozue is

Chapter 38

LSHSLDGSLSGSIEG

He is jealous of what you two have, it's normal, el Che just rejected his love after all ;/

Oliva is a king

OH A HANKERCHIEF I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNDERWEAR SHSGS-

Oh shit Oliva is like 45?! He looked so young

Te fuiste a la mierda, Che, el chabón estaba siendo re bueno con vos

Baki is just dead

Chapter 39

I love how realistic Che's fear is, he's rather smart, though not this time

POOR GUY AJSGSWJW

I didn't realize Che said "what more, it may be a woman!" but to be fair they ARE in jail so

Chapter 40

I'm feeling kinda bad for him ngl

I feel happy for him tho 🥺

Bruh they added one page after the ending of some naked anime girl tf 😐

Chapter 41

These prisoners having fun is kinda sweet

YO INSANE

Bitches be complaining about Maria's looks are just jealous 🥰

Chapter 42

Damn she lorge

He loves fighting naked eh

Only valid person is the one saying Oliva deserves better treatment which tbh true

Chapter 43

Fun fact i wear my jacket like El Che too, unless it's too cold

El che with the hair lose is so cute bro,,,

Something something fingering joke

Sikorski could fold a coin too

I bet the bandana will break

Chapter 44

I would have just fallen on top of him, how is he gonna counter that, eh?

Oh that super fun to know!

Oh the good ol dirty technique, i have seen this one before!

Chapter 45

NOOO MARIA DON'T DO THIS TO HIM

This fight is super cool tho i love these two characters

Chapter 46

They just keep changing the rules i think Itagaki is just flexing at this point

LAAOSFKAGSKAGSKAF???

Baki wants his protagonism back

I'm getting pissed off they keep putting semi naked underaged girls at the end of every chapter 😐

Chapter 47

Bruh just realized, the mouth got so hyped as this new cool villain and they died in their first appearance 😭

His damn bandana...

[lesbianklance]

rewrite au where, sure keith is autistic, but its revealed pidge and hunk are as well, and we get good enough personality from galra to know his weird behavior isn't a galra thing. alsooo, rewrite where the story actually cares about its characters emotions and we see keith deal with his feelings of alienation hes dealt with sense he was young from being an autistic and traumitized, and bonding with fellow characters who are autistic or traumitized, and learning its not a galra thing - aroklance

FUCK YES

should have known that post would have attracted you and your spectacular rewrites😌

honesty blaming his autistic traits on him being galra was so fucking lazy of them but what did we expect huh?

have the boy get some actual support they have him being strong all the time and calm and collected we havent seen him break down and cry once

it might be the angst bitch in me but bro for fucks fucking sake the dude literally:

saw his dead father after a decade of going from orphanage to foster care to group homes. he saw him again the only stable family he ever had that he lost 10 years ago. he wasn't even phased. tbh i havent seen anyone talking about this??? and like??? the dude was allowed to be heartbroken it was a very emotional scene. i get that they wanted to focus on the galra shit but he literally saw his father that he lost which started a series of unfortunate events for him in a vision and then had to leave him behind. didnt even see him talk about it or cry over him

we didnt see how his galra lineage affected him, like at all. he just found out he was half galra and moved on. his entire life must have turned upside down s h o w t h a t

he left his new family and suddenly turned into a robot, living with a bunch of aliens he's never met that put the mission above people's lives

ALMOST FUCKING DIED FOR THE CAUSE but nope of course it never gets addressed, no one even tells him that he is important too and shouldn't do shit like that. ffs the team probably didnt even know about it. how did that affect keith??? he almost died and he just moved on??? he should have been at least in shock???

HE LITERALLY MET HIS MUM THAT ABANDONED HIM FOR 19 FUCKING YEARS AND NEVER YELLS AT HER. youre telling me keith the hothead of the team wouldnt yell or at least sass his mum? sounds fake. she just gives him some bs excuse they spend 2 years on a whale doing bonding or some shit and everything is cool. SHOW US KEITH DEALING WITH HIS TRAUMA THAT WOMAN LITERALLY CAUSED HIS ABANDONMENT ISSUES FFS

those 2 years on the whale must have been really fucking traumatic. they didnt have any food, any clothes, any privacy. he was stuck with the woman that left him, that is a stranger to him. no other human interraction for 2 entire years. leave me in that place for 2 years with my best friend since middle school that I've never faught with? we'd rip each other's heads off, much less my mum that left me. yet its shown as a good thing oh yay it fixed him

and then he's just a bad shiro clone for the rest of the show. just following orders doing whatever tf is good for the universe shown as being better than everyone

and theeen we get the confirmation yes the autistic coded character? the one that always thought there was something wrong with him? the one that always seeked out a family (and btw the whole point of the family trope they were supposed to do was to give him said family with the paladins but nah he left them to go to the BOM)? yeah he left the only family he found fucked off to space because apparently all those thoughts he had all his life were right. yeah kids? if you feel like something is wrong with you and you dont fit in? suck it up and leave. great message there voltron

i got off topic sorry svdkhsjsb

point is: SHOW HIM DEALING WITH HIS TRAUMA CAUSE LORD KNOWS HE'S GOT A LOT OF IT AND REALISING HIM NOT BEING NEUROTYPICAL DOESN'T MAKE HIM WEIRD OR WHATEVER A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE NEURODIVERGENT HAVE HIM BOND WITH PIDGE OVER IT UGHHHHH

anyway ive told you before you're the only one i trust with voltron you shall rewrite the show😌✌️

EDIT: i just realised how off topic i went... oops? i mean you covered it perfectly on the autistic coded thing. if they had done what you said he would have been such great rep but we all know how voltron is with that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sapphicomenn]

WELCOME TO MY THOUGHTS WHILE REWATCHING THE MCU IN TIMELINE ORDER: THE AVENGERS

“the tesseract has awakened” oh you mean the glowy cube from captain america AND captain marvel? THAT glowly cube?? cool looking stairs- ew who tf are you? the grim reaper??

what the fuck is a chitauri and why does it sound like sea food. “a world will be his. the universe, yours.” STOP BLAMING THE PRONOUN GAME AND GIVE ME NAMES FFS

ooo shield base. “not a drill.” oh shits going down- COULSON. FUURRRYYY FUCK YEAH. the best marvel characters are here the movie has peaked- oldman from thor is here?? intoresting. and who the hell is this woman tryna question fury??

the glowy cube is a shE???????? HUH??????? oh hey its hawkeye the badass archer guy. oh shit things are going down. the cube is sparking and swirling??- IT OPENED A PORTAL

LOKKIII YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD WELCOME BACK. HE HAS A SHOOTY MAGIC SPEAR LIKE A BADASS. he just took out a bunch or shield with a shooty spe- OHMYGODS HE CAN CONTROL MINDS WITH IT.

“loki. brother of thor.” OLDMAN STFU

GUNS GO PEW PEW ALONG SIDE A GOOD OLD CAR CHASE SKSHSKKSHS. RUN FURY RUNNN. the portal imploded on itself like a moron hA

WHO TF NAMES THEIR CHILD “HILL” WTF. “we are at war.” NO SHIT SHERLOCK A NORSE GOD STOLE THE CUBE YOU WERE SUPPOST TO PROTECT

tis a train and a old building- NATASHA. how tf were you taken hostage? im so glad i have subtitles on otherwise i wouldnt understand a thing these ppl are saying. HOW TF IS SHE KICKING ASS WHILE TIED TO A CHAIR WHAT IN THE HELL-

oh his leg deff broke once he fell off the ledge tied to a chain. cut to a lil gorl running to find a doctor- who tf this is of course. THIS GUY IS BANNER??? i mean im glad they changed the actor but wtf. “theres no one that knows gamma radiation like you do.” YA DONT SAY, ROMANOFF. “STOP LYING TO ME” JESUS FUCK THAT MADE ME JUMP

oh damn shield has their own O5 council? cool. EXPLAIN WHAT PHASE2 IS ALREADY. also dont say thor is bad he is a giant puppy dog with a war-boner.

oh hi steve, working off that PTSD by beating the shit out of a punching bag ay? oh right steve knows the glowy cube. “at this point i doubt anything would surprise me.” “ten bucks says you’re wrong” welp ya owe him ten bucks steve

“is there anything you can tell us about the tesseract to help us now?” “you should’ve left it in the ocean.” WELL THAT HELPS ALOT DOESNT IT. hello there iron man, at the bottom of the ocean.? sure why the hell not

aye stark tower’s about to have clean energy, yay stark! “stark tower, is your baby.” how do you give birth to a tower.???????? KSHSJSHSKSJS COULSON BROKE INTO THE TOWER “is first name is agent.” TONY SKSHKSSHKSVSKSHSKS

*whisper whisper whisper* yeah she bribed tony with sex so he’d work on the avengers and stuff. “the guys like a stephen hawking.” “. . .” “hes like a smart person”

awh coulson is fangirling over steve- watched you while you were sleepin- man you’re awkward. you adorable dumbass. ohshit underground musky lab- OLDMAN AND LOKI

the world is breaking around loki. sea food army is restless- shut the fuck up you stupid looking eye wrapped bastard. WHO THE HELL IS THIS HE?????? welcome back to earth you smexy man

FLOATING WATER BASE

back to avenger tingz. man coulson is the biggest cap fan- oh its a giant sub- NO ITS A GIANT FLYING BASE HOLYSHIT SHIELD THATS AMAZING.

now we go into the meetings and talking related stuff :I yey. “lets vanish” wdym- IT HAD A CLOAKING DEVICE. HA STEVE JUST GAVE THE TEN HE OWED SKSHSKHSKSJS

i dont understand a word of all the science stuff they just said but yay. “i need a distraction. and an eyeball” barton what the fuck why do you need an eye.?

oh lokis in germany, at a very fancy party might i add. loki is best boy ever. even if he just bonked a the head/ OHMYGOD AND STOLE HIS FUCKING EYE JESUS CHRIST INFRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE.??????

“i said. KNEEEEL” dont need to tell me twice-

blagh villain speeches are the worst. why tf did this old guy stand up “not to men like you.” shut up. SHOOT HIM- wtf. steve what the hell are you wearing? what the fuck is that- aye tonnnyyy!!!! he hacked into the jet thingy and started playing music from the speaker thats the best.

CAPSICLE SKSHSKSHKSHSKSJ- ohfuck thunder. THOR WELCOME TO THE PARTY. “im not overly fond of what follows” WKVSKSBSKSHSJS

HE JUST BROKE INTO THE JET AND STOLE LOKI FROM EM. “theres only one god ma’am. and im sure he doesnt dress like that.” cap stfu

“i thought you were dead.” “did you mourn.” damn loki thats harsh. thor is angy at his brother. “you listen well brot-ARGH” “..im listening?” STARK YOU CHOSE THAT MOMENT TO BODY SLAM THOR OFF THAT CLIFF AND LEAVE LOKI BEHIND? REALLY?

“.. tourist.” FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT KICK HIS ASS, THOR. DONT KILL HIM WITH LIGHTNING THO

if someone throwed me against a tree i wouldnt be walking. im just saying

“THATS ENOUGH.” cap did you think that would work?? and how the hell did your dinner plate stop the power of thor

loki do be in jail tho. how’s this gonna go wrong- oh he smiled at banner. THATS how it goes wrong

tell him off fury! “you have made me very disapoin-“ OH NVM HE SAYS DESPERATE IGNORE THIS

“uNlimiteD pOoWeRRRRR”

“let me know if real power wants a magazine or something.” good comeback fury. i think

“loki is beyond reason, but he is of asgard. and he is my brother” “he killed 80 people in two days.” “he’s adopted.” KSBSKSJSJSJSK

“that man is playing galaga. he thought we wouldnt notice, but we did.” TONYKANSKSHKSJSKSJ tony is a fucking legend. “finally someone who speaks english!” “is that what just happened?” steve stfu you’re a fighty man not a smart man

“i do! . . . i understood that reference.” steve nvm keep talking please. PLEASE THE MAN IS STILL PLAYING GALAGA SOSJSKSJSJKS

why is tony eating blueberrys- where the hell did he get blueberrys. “we have orders. we should start following them.” steve you tried to get into the army under fake locations for months AND broke into a german base when you were a showpony. stfu about following rules

“so you’re saying the hulk.. the other guy? saved me” yes. yes we are saying that, banner. aye steve go break into shit like you’re suppost to :D

oh hi again oldman, welcome back. yay shield saved padme, and awh oldman talked about thor alot. thor i love you alot. loki just tell nat where tf you left barton :/ oh barton was sent to KILL nat?? not hire her?? well that went downhill. whomst the hell is dreykov- sao paulo- the hospital fire???? hawkeye wtf why’d you spill it all to loki.

mewley quim wtf kind of insult is that- oh damn nat figured out the hulk is lokis next plan of attack. PHASE TWO IS TO USE THE GLOWY CUBE TO MAKE FUCKING WEAPONS? SHIELD WHAT THE HELL

HA FURY TRIED TO LIE IS WAY OUTTA IT BUT BC STARK HACKED INTO IT ALL HE JUST EXPOSED HIMSKHSKSJSKS

WAIT THEY WERE MADE FOR THOR AND ASGARDIANS? WHAT THE FUCK SHIELD- oh damn lokis staff is the reason they’re all at eachother. probably

“yeah. big man in a suit of armor. take that off what are you?.” “genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.” well you’re not wrong

guys stop fighting, HAWKEYE IS BREAKING IN. “in case you needed to kill me. but you cant. i know, i tried.” awh thats sad, i wanna hug banner so bad :(

OHSHIT AN ENTIRE WING GOT BLOWN UP THE FLYING BASE IS GOING DOWN- HULKS COMING OUT THATS NOT GOOD. the transforming is scary- RUN NAT

loki stop smiling because the plan is going your way. “it seems to run on some form of electricity.” “well you’re not wrong” tony stop being funny this isnt fair

HULK JUMPSCARE JESUS CHRIST- NAT GOT BITCHSLAPPED THROUGH A WALL- YAY THOR TO SAVE THE DAY. HAMMER TIME BABYY

*B O N K*

hulk trying to pick the hammer up is funny. BRIDGE IS UNDER ATTACK. DO YOU THINK SHOOTING HULK IS A GOOD IDEA??? HE JUST TOOK OUT FIGHTER JET AND ALMOST KILLED THE GUY FLYING IT

CAP IS KICKING ASS- OH GOD NO THE ENGINES ARE FAILING. OHGOD LOKI IS OUT- THOR YOU DUMBFUCK DID YOU FORGET LOKI CAN DO MAGIC SHIT? NOW YOU’RE STUCK IN THE GLASS CONTAINER

COULSON SAVE THOR! SHOOT LOKI DAMNIT- COULSON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

glass cage go brrrrr

HA LOKI GOT FUCKIN SHOT BY COULSON BEFORE HE DIES( :( ) tony almost got minced by the engine thingys

im gonna cry coulson how dare your death make me sad :(( stupid heart breaking aftermath moments.

thor is stuck in a field, banner fell through the roof of a building. awh the security guard is so nice :) barton is a fucking mess right now “how’d you get him out?” “i hit you on the head really hard.” KSJSKKSSK

tony figured out lokis plan- ITS TAKING PLACE AT HIS TOWER? THE AVENGERS IS TAKING ACTION BABY LETS GOOOO

wait a fucking moment, the cards coulson has are covered in blood. so you’d think they were on him when he was stabbed- yet hill just said they were in his locker “they needed the push.” FURY YOU RUINED NEAR MINT VINTAGE COLLECTABLE CARDS TO MOTIVATE SUPER FREAKS???

o hi loki welcome to stark tower

“stalling wont change-“ “no no, threatening. no drink? ya sure? im having one.”

“i have an army.” “we have a hulk.” HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE LINE

HA LOKI CANT TAKE STARKS MIND BC HIS HEART IS SOME TECHY METAL CRAPKSJSKSJSKS- i guess choking and tossing him around works. so does throwing hik out a window

oh no the glowy cube just opened a portal for the army of seafood. they look like creatures from halo.

BROTHER FIGHT

CHAOS EVERYWHERE

PLANE DOWN PLANE DOWN

what the fuck just growled- HOLYSHIT THEY HAVE A SPACE LEVIATHAN. it looks badass ngl. loki redemption arc? nope he just stabbed thor.

SPACE BIKE GO BRRRRR

yes because arrows and guns will stop the, alien monsters with lazer arms. some how its working. “just like budapest all over again.” “you and i remember budapest very differently.” WTF HAPPENED AT BUDAPEST BARTON AND NAt, HUH?

cap just scared the shit outta some police men HAHA

“i have unfinished business with loki.” “yeah? get in line” barton is snarky right now. banner just rides up on a motercycle like “hi what i’d miss”

“im bringing the party to you.” stark says while being chased by a giant metal space whale who’s crashing and crushing everything in its path along a street

“thats my secret cap. im always angry.” FUCK YEAH BANNER MESS THAT SPACE WHALE UP. HE JUST PUNCHED A GIANT FUCKING WHALE THING.

the music, the avengers circling around. its amazing. well things are gonna get worse bc more space whales showed up

“and hulk. . . smash.”

LIGHT THEM FUCKERS UP, THOR. shield maybe instead of watching, maybe, oh i dont know. HELP THEM???

i dont know what else to say other then its alot of fighting and smashing alien faces into the ground

hulk and thor kicking ass on the back of a space whale is awesome. HULK WHY DID YOU PUNCH HIMSJSOSHSKJSKSJSKSKSKSK

i fuxking love when steve turtle shells behind his shield.

“director fury. the council has made a decision.” “i recognize the council has made a decision. but given its a stupid-ass decision, i have elected to ignore it.” fury never stop being awesome

loki thought he was so smug when he caught bartons arrow, then it blew up in his face. literally IKSKSKSKSKS

HULK FUCK LOKI UP! JSHSKSGKSHSJSHSJSJ HE JUST TOSSED LOKI AROUND LIKE A RAGDOLL “puny god.” “*pained wheezing from a smooshed loki*”

oh damn- OH DAMN, STARK. he just jonahed the fucking whale thing and blew it up from the inside. well now the city has a nuke coming for it :/

yall have a chance to shut the portal down, and tony, you want to go INTO that portal and throw the nuke in? wtf stark.

TONY GO BACK TO EARTH DAMNIT FUCKING BASTARD PASSED OUT. yay hulk saved his stupid ass. do cpr.? mayb.? or a hulk roar will wake him up KEJSKJSKSSKJS

tony. you just blew up a alien command center with a nuke, passed out and fell to earth through a portal. and you want, shawarma?

and now back to loki. “if its all the same to you, i’d like that drink now.” ISHSKSJSJSJSKSJSJ

STAN LEEE

the people love em. yey

council lady stfu about the avengers being a threat. they just said the earth and you’re worried about them going rouge??

“if we get into a situation like this again, what happens then?” “they’ll come back.” i mean theres three more avenger movies so i assume so. remodaling stark towers so its the avenger tower? neat!

NEXT MOVIE: IRON MAN 3

*MID CREDIT SCENE* oh hi again mr no eyes. do we get to see this HE? OH WE DO. o hi mr 10 chins

once again ignore the misspells it was three AM when i finally finished this and im just now rereading it

[butterbeeryuta]

renjun as your best friend

ok so imma pry away from college!aus and let’s just do a simple idol!renjun and whatever tf you do

no i’m just kidding you were interning for sm entertainment and just like the majority of what happens to uni interns,

you’re probably making coffee or printing off whatever employee asked for

you thought you were going to be doing research for the company to improve its marketing strategies but

ig not 

it was white day (for those who do not know, white day is on march 14th and it’s kinda like valentine’s day. it’s just that girls receive chocolates and shit from boys since the girls give shit to the guys on the 14th of feb), and the dreamies went to the main office, where you were making coffee on the side silently complaining about your peers. the dreamies were giving chocolate to all staff members, greeting them and thanking them for their hard work

and you sort of panicked

but you panicked in elegance, so panîquéd

why? because these 6 boys were literally the prettiest beings you have ever seen, as well as the fact that you were a fan 

trying to not look like an ungrateful pig, you quickly made 3 cups of coffee, and walked your way to them managers who ‘kindly’ asked you for it

then someone bitch bumped into you

those 3 hot cups of coffee? yeah they’re all over your beige top  

well i guess they’re both brown in colour…? 

‘FU...RRY FURRY!’ you screamed to yourself, the scalding hot liquid literally burning your skin 

and you heard a loud laugh behind you

the bitch is gonna die

‘good save to not say fuck, but furry ain’t it either’

???????

that wasn’t the annoying asshat that talked to you during work

you turned around to see who it was

and ofc

it just had to be huang fuccing renjun holding a small pack of chocolates

O H

OHHHHHHHHHHHH 

you wanted to look at his pretty smiling face longer

then again, you’re in actual physical pain that he caused

‘i would be fangirling right now, but imma have to head to the restroom to check if my stomach has completely disintegrated’ 

yeah smiley injunnie is now gone, and he just realised that damn, he did thaT to you

‘oh my god i’m so so so sorry, shit i didn’t even realise what i was saying beforehand. let me go with you to the restroom’ he says, and he just dropped the whatever amount of chocolates he had in his hand, and just grabbed your wrist and brought you out 

and you just looked at him like: ???????????

okAYyyYYYYY???????? 

before it got any weirder, you sorta just told him to let go of you and you’ll manage on your own

‘are you sure you don’t want me to help you’

‘checking my stomach, in the restroom, with 349459 different cameras in this building, with a person i barely know?’ 

‘.........’ 

‘.........’

‘okay yeah i’ll wait for you outside then’

you thought renjun was kidding

he was an idol ffs, he had his own schedule and so did you 

but he actually waited for you outside, feeling really guilty for what he did, and even guiltier for not apologising first 

and you didn’t want him to feel too bad

you thanked him, smiling at him 

‘renjun you didn’t have to wait for me--’ 

‘no no, i was being an ass for not saying sorry first. this is the least that i could do’

awww, he was such a sweet kid

but also a pretty wild person lol 

‘well i mean i did say furry instead of fuck, which isn’t really any better’ 

smiley injunnie is now back 

and since that day, you two kinda got closer 

like he was able to find you on his private instagram account from ur bio with ‘a business management student making coffee for a living: life goals’ 

and ya’ll just messaged daily, and spoke quite frequently during office hours

and you did have thoughts that what if you two start dating

LMAO NOOOOOO

and thank the fuck not

why you may ask?

so renjun invited you to come to the dreamies’ dorm for lunch as a formal way to apologise to you for the coffee incident 

even though you told him soooo many times that everything’s okay

he made you cereal and gave you the leftover meal jaemin made for the boys last night

yeah you dont want a boyfriend like that KSJDKSJD

but still, he was fun to talk to. ya’ll talked about space, the universe

heck ya’ll even bring jisung into the conversation

and it can sometimes be very very very aggressive

‘BUT YOU DONT KNOW IF ANOTHER YOU EXISTS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION’

‘OKAY _____ BUT YOU ALSO DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY YOU. WHAT IF SOME GREASY DUMBASS IS CONTROLLING YOU’

and park jisung is regretting all of his life choices

the two of you also have a shared google doc where ya’ll make multiple scenarios and stories

like once the two of you were high on orange juice, and ya’ll made a whole ass political system in which if you do not wear pink on wednesdays, you get a tattoo on your ass 

you two have galaxy brains, and though the rest of the dream members do like you having around, they are also scared of you and renjun put together cause, w o w. 

injunnie is a good friend, and ya’ll just make a good set of chaotic friends that can really talk about anything

and this all started with you saying furry instead of fuck 

:-) 

[tellywoodtrash]

ebss 09.07.19 lb

is this jai's girlfriend? she seems as idiotic and immature as him.

kabhi naa chodne ke kasme vaade = she's gonna dump his broke ass in about 5 episodes.

sonali's here! she's literally the only character i like on this show right now so seeing her really brightens up my day.

are jai/sonali supposed to be twins? i kinda get the vibe that they are the same age.

anyway, sonali, bless her heart, gave all her money to jai. which was a grand total of 150 rs.

jai manhoos is like “itne ka main kya karoonga?????”

NIKAL L****, PEHLI FURSAT MEIN NIKAL.

god sonali take your money back from this fool.

rani still on maun vrat with di, and tbh, this is the smartest thing she's done on this show ever. reasons are stupid, but pooja really isn't worth wasting time with rn.

amma continues to be the only sensible person on this damn show, by telling pooja not to waste time messing with kabir. and in response pooja's like NO BUT HE'S THE ONEEEEEEEE WHO... ffs wtf are you 6?????/ he offered to get you justice AFTER you tried to set his father on fire, and tried to make peace once more even after that. you're the one who started this petty nonsense with him.

OK THIS BISH CRAZY. before she at least used to listen to amma's voice of reason, now she's just straight up doing the opposite. she's become absolutely not worthy of rooting for, unless in situations of misogyny.

what kinda next level of extra???????? this is beyond oberoi levels of extra also.

there's everyone's shocked faces, and then there's kabir's eyeroll reaction, lmao.

kabir toh has been getting out his rage by doing some phadda everyday, aaj dhruv ko finally outlet mila hai.

but in vain. kabir just hauled him away like:

valiant chachi trying to attack but lmaoooooooo, pooja's like "pls stop yelling; heart attack TYPES (complete with shoulder shimmy action) aa gaya toh ab doctor bhaaga bhaaga nahi aayega."

and also adds that chachi is very irritating and she doesn't know how she tolerated her for all this while. saalon ki bhadaas nikaal rahi hai, lol.

lol pls note how kabir is mad, but not disagreeing or stopping her from saying any of it.

lo bhai ab sabke saamne hogi inki tashanbaazi.

sikke dene ke bahaane haath is taraah kyun chua be????

"aapke chashm-o-chiraag, aapke secret agent, mr. kabir mittal ko maine apne yahaan naukri dene ka mann bana liya."

dhruv is like i did not know that was an option, or i too would have applied.

ohoho kyaaaaaa hi swag. just fuck and get it over with man.

lol mummy legit said "tum jaati ho ya main sach much ke pagalpann pe utar aaoon??"

kabir's like mom pls stop cockblocking can't you see we're doing foreplay here???? in any case, yes babe, i'm down to get dirty with you. in more ways than one.

i was on his side for this battle until he said "hum tehre paidaaishi rayeez" and now instantly i want to kill him too.

pooja sharma really living up to her namesake and giving appropriate response.

ugh. both of you suck. (BUT ALSO THEY ALWAYS LOOK SO TURNED ON AFTER TUSSLING WITH EACH OTHER???? Y’ALL NEED TO STOP WITH THIS SHIT.)

sab kabir ke oopar toot pad rahein hai. let the guy eat, unlike the rest of you, he's the only one who's done some shit today.

dhruv is probably like ‘i don't like how those two had more sexual tension in front of all of us in these 3 min than i had with her in our bedroom for over a year.’

elevator music playing in kabir's head as everyone yells around him.

HEY! NOT THE MITHAIS! THERE'S LIKE ONE BOX PER PERSON, WHAT THE FUCK, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN DESSERT FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.

oh boy, this is turning awkward. esp. with the reminder that pooja was his biwi. kabir pls keep that in mind and stay tf away from your pseudo-bhaabi.

apparently this is ~THE ONLY JOB HE COULD GET WITHOUT HIS CERTIFICATES~~~~~ areeeeeeeee you fucking kidding me???? 1. you already HAVE a job. which for some godforsaken reason you're determined not to do. 2. pls. you have like 5, 6 years of work experience. that counts more on the resume than any certificates. fuck outta here with this bs. just tell the truth: you wanna play these games with her, coz life mein aur kuch nahi bacha karne ko.

very pointed taunt on how will i handle your new sharaab waale kharche if i don't work, bitch, since you seem to show noooooooooo inclination to go to work yourself.  

dhruv at least has the decency to look embarrassed.

lmao after saying all that, kabir is like "main tumhe taunt nahi kar raha hoon." lol, sure.

he's asking everyone if they have any other brilliant 1.6 lpm jobs lined up for him that he can waltz into.

dadaji is like "tu theek nahi kar raha hai." this asshole only has objections, never solutions. chal na buddhe.

bir, out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

daily sar pe haath rakhne ka quota has been filled.

i'm telling you bro, still not too late; go get your wife and kid and disappear into the hills somewhere.

mummy is like ........ why bro. honestly why?

ispe na jaane kaunsa bhoot sawaar hai badla lene ka. shaayad apne haraami baap ka.

also he fully admitted that job toh kahin bhi mil sakti thi, but he chose to work in her company. glad that’s cleared up in canon itself.

idhar amma is like y u lyk dis, you horrible child?????

um excuse me, tumhaari haraami family NE HI sab kuch bigaada hai uska. do you not know the whole story, or are you just closing your eyes to it??????

and this mummy, why isn’t she fessing up to what she really did???? sab ke sab haraami log.

kabir: main uske aas paas rehna chahta hoon. amma: maine kaha tha kabir ko khud se door rakh. pooja: main khud chahti hoon ke kabir mere aas paas rahe. amma: tu bohut bada khatra mol le rahi hai.

this is one fuckall petty hate story that's being made to sound like a mighty star-crossed love story. thanks, no thanks.

lord, just give up, moms. your kids are being fueled by the power of petty and not going to listen to you ppl and your logic and reason.

idgaf about these two's passionate promises to make each other's lives miserable. you know whose life you're making miserable with this bullshit? mineeeee, you fuckers.

haaaaaaaaye raja beta looks so good in white shirt. this right here is my kryptoniteeeeee. fuck my nonsense heterosexuality.

cute exasperation but mummy pays no heed. and has a mauli for him too.

"aapko border pe hona chahiye tha. yeh aarti karke dhaage baandhogi toh kisi ko kuch hoga nahi."

fuck outta here you cute fuck i don't want to like you.

mom's like as far as i’m concerned, you're going to the border only. meaning pooja sharma is considered more dangerous than full fledged armies/terrorists. lol good. fear her.

"arre waah ghar ki doodharu gai ki aarti ho rahi hai."

lmao man i am really liking sassy dhruv. he has so much more personality now.

passive aggressive back and forth, but honestly, i am enjoying. what even is happening to this show when i like dhruv's sada hua personality more than pooja/kabir? absolute pandemonium, that's what.

"is sab ka hisaab degi pooja sharma." hey man, fuck outta here. your brother was a loser even before she did all this. don't put this on her.

amma is cutely fussing over pooja eating breakfast.

hein? who has raj bhog for breakfast? and chocolate cake too?

a bitch with zero fucks to give, like rani, apparently. salaam to her fearless appetite.

the only time i like pooja now is when she shows her vulnerable/loving human side, that the old her used to exhibit only to amma/rani/shail/aarush.

btw, i like this outfit/makeup muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh better, but ouff that ghatiya mismatch of a neck piece. why?????

———————————————————————

precap: same shit, different day. how long are we going to have to put up with this??????

[lustingtc]

14th May 2019

I just had an argument with a meme account jsksksks fuck 💆‍♀️ I’ve got a gang that I can jump them with tho 😊😊

Anywyas what you all are really here for 😪

Teachers. Except. I had B

My mans B. 😩✊🏻 his beard was a bit bigger then usual 😳 but,,, it was nice to see him 🥰🥰 n he brang the banter 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕

Dogman.

He. I-. It-. Wha-

The man has lost it. Lost it I say!!!

Jk. He was just in a mood I think

A very very very very bad mood...

He literally SCREAMED at the class. I was fucking on the floor bitch

I was scared for my life. Deadass

He was rly off and I did not like it,,,

THE MAN WROTE NAMES ON THE BOARD FFS

He NEVER does that like NEVER EVER EVER

(Bad girl right here got my name with 1 tick next to it so not to flex but I am officially H A R D)

He also kept looking at me n giving me that side eye so 😳😳😳 wut he also grinned when I told O not to throw away my sonic art :’)) I love

His scariness? Not hot. Unlike T...

Speaking of....

HE WALKED PAST MY MATHS CLASS AND AJZIAMSKKDHNDTJ

I started to fUCKING FREAK TF OUT

Literally I was fucking shaking and sweating so bad like I thought I was actually gonna have a panic attack or smithing sksksmajs ,,,,

So I was like “!!!!” Then had my freak out

Me, O and L where just looking out there and then O goes “I smiled at him!”

Lost me shit gorls✨

I was like >;000 “WUT” then O explains to L abt me liking him,, a lot,,, skjsksk

And she goes “Oh. I used to have a thing for him in year 7...”

This bitch.

Then to make it even worse...

O goes “Yeah like 2 weeks ago I was like ‘I’d smash’” SO I FREAKED ON HER BC SHE WAS MY RIDE OR DIE BRORHWR FOR LIFE. MY MFING NUMBER FUCKING 1 AND SHE JUST DO THAT TO ME LIKE THAT WTF

So I’m having a go at her. We resolve our issues in English if your wondering. Nice firm handshake 🤝. I would say a shady joke but I’m not going to as we have resolved our tiff.

😻😻 we breathed the same air!!! 💨 😭😭

I tried to hang around after English bc T was there but...

Everyone wants to go home 🤔🤔😤😤😤

But he was messing with the back of his belt like always 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕🥰🥰🥰🥰

N AHHHHHH I MISS HIM WVERYDAY MORE AND MORE FUCKKK 💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😰😰😰😰😰🥺🥺🥺🥺

[merely-ephemeral]

Calm down, dickhead

Word Count: 1217

Summary: In that one universe where you have a tattoo of the first words of your soulmate to you, Todoroki and Bakugo become internet friends.

Genre: fluff? ish

A/N: When I told Malak about this idea and she immediately told me to stop, I decided to continue. (I have no fancy twitter picture thing but imagine the italics just on twitter)

YOUR MUM @ bakubaku

ALL THESE BASTARDS IN MY WAY CAN THEY JUST M O. VE OR I’LL MOVE A PINEAPPLE UP THEIR ASSES

Posted 21:03, 11/07/18

The first tweet that Todoroki saw on his timeline from this aggressive guy on twitter made him laugh and fall off his chair instantly. How could anyone be so creative with their insults? He decided to go through his account and make himself laugh a little after this tiring day.

YOUR MUM @ bakubaku

i’d use my explosions in your face so the ugly would be burned

Posted 20:57, 10/07/18

YOUR MUM @ bakubaku

ffs can we just gO

Posted 19:23, 10/07/18

reply to @ dekudeku

YOUR MUM @ bakubaku

no. go back to your womb

Posted 19:22, 10/07/18

Deku knew this guy? Why had he never told him about this comedy? Todoroki was stunned and decided to give Bakugo a follow. You’ll never know, maybe he would have another mutual.

He immediately received a followback and a DM saying: “why tf did you follow me assshole”. He didn’t know what to say or how to reply. There was not just one answer to this question and the fact that he was called asshole wasn’t the first nickname he would expect to be called. This Bakugo guy kept surprising him in different ways.

todo: You just seemed funny so I decided to give you a chance.

YOUR MUM: you???? giving me a chance???

YOUR MUM: BIGGEST JOKE OF THE CENTURY AHAHFSDJ

YOUR MUM: okay you made me laugh so i’ll give you a chance too

todo: It wasn’t a joke, but if you laughed… That’s good, I guess…

What did this guy think? How did he think so high of himself? Todoroki thought about this decision that would definitely change his timeline into a much harsher one. Would it be worth it or will this affect his mood negatively as well?

“I guess I’ll see..” He murmured out, while turning off the lights and getting into his cozy, warm bed to sleep for the night.

•••

“WHAT!?” yelled Deku out, “YOU STARTED FOLLOWING BAKUGO AND HE JUST FOLLOWED YOU BACK LIKE THAT?!” He was definitely surprised by how easy it was for Todoroki to get him to follow back. It had taken Deku at least 7 months to get him to notice, let alone follow him back.

“Eh, he probably looked through my account and saw that I know you,” Todoroki tried reasoning it. “So, this mess because of you, Deku.”

“What mess? THIS IS AMAZING!!” Deku was excited about small things like this, as always. It was a small followback but the fact that it was one of those big accounts on twitter, made it much more enchanting for him.

Todoroki couldn’t say anything. He just smiled while looking at Deku being so happy..

•••

That same night, Todoroki received another DM from Bakugo.

YOUR MUM: yo bastard I have a question

YOUR MUM: ansWER ME ASSHOLE

YOUR MUM: HoW DARE YOU IGNORE ME

todo: Chill man. I’m here two seconds after you texted me.

YOUR MUM: well that’s two seconds too late for me

todo: Alright, I can go again if you don’t want me to answer your question?

It wasn’t as if Todoroki didn’t like this type of attention. He really felt that Bakugo gave him this special happiness, one that even Deku had not given him. Was it the humorous aggressiveness? Or was it the nicknames? He didn’t know, but played along anyway.

YOUR MUM: YOU USELESS WHITE CRAYON JUST WAIT FOR MY QUESTION

todo: GHAHAHA USELESS WHITE CRAYON

YOUR MUM: I JUST WANTED TO ASK HOW YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR QUIRK SO WELL BUT YOU MADE ME GET SICK OF IT ALREADY

This sudden compliment hit Todoroki out of nowhere. Within one day of following Bakugo, he had already felt so familiar and close to him, and now he was blushing because of such a simple compliment? It couldn’t have been just a normal friendship.

Immediately he looked at his wrist. “Fuck you, orange juice.” He was secretly hoping it would have been the first thing Bakugo said to him. It was similar to his word choice and vibe, but it just was not the same. Maybe the similarity is what made Bakugo feel so close to him.

YOUR MUM: i’m still waiting for an answer

todo: I think it’s just a lot of focus and traumatic experiences using it hahah :)

They talked for the rest of the night, about their past and present; their origins and destinations. It really felt like a second home to Todoroki. (A/N: I’m not including any of this since I’m keeping it the same as in the anime itself.)

•••

A few months went by of the two talking every day. With every passing day, Todoroki got insulted with a more diverse set of nicknames and Bakugo received an even calmer reaction of Todoroki. They became closer than with anyone else they had ever known before and started trusting each other with meanings within the lines of their messages.

Soon, they decided to meet up, but Deku seemed to be against this.

“Todo, you’re in loVE with this guy that’s not your soulmate. How dare you waste your time like this?”

“But we’re only meeting as friends! He doesn’t know anything about my crush on him.”

Deku was still against the idea. He thought Bakugo might feel the exact same way, and they all knew how relationships outside of the ones with your soulmate ended up. Some people had locked themselves up for months after breaking up with someone that was not their soulmate, because they felt so empty. It was the Deity’s way of punishing people who had not listened to his advice of who their soulmate was.

Despite the fact that they had already called and videochatted multiple times, Todoroki was still hoping his tattoo was just wrong. Bakugo’s first message was not the same as his tattoo, so at first he thought it was because it wasn’t his voice, but neither were Bakugo’s first words like that when calling.

He really hoped it was just a mistake of the Deitys..

•••

It was the day of their meet-up and Todoroki had never been this excited and nervous before. However, this made Deku more annoyed than he had ever been, since he was scared of what could happen if Bakugo really wasn’t Todoroki’s soulmate. No matter what he did, it did not help Todoroki to calm down in any way and only made him more jumpy.

“Let’s just go,” Todoroki said, “maybe meeting him will will make me realise he’s not my type or something..” And they decided to go.

Their plan was to meet up in front of a really cute cafe, which none of them had ever been to before. It was known to be a cafe for friends to spend their time in while playing boardgames, which both Todoroki and Bakugo had wanted to try with each other. To make it less awkward, Deku was coming with Tdoroki, while Bakugo had Kirishima by his side.

“FUCK YOU, ORANGE JUICE!” Todoroki heard in the distance.

Was it the bartender? Or a random customer? Would he really meet his soulmate now, right when he’s meeting up with his crush that he had no chance with?

He turned around to see that in fact, the one yelling had been Bakugo. Even though what he said was not meant for him, he could sense that he really was his soulmate.

He went up to him and whispered: “Calm down, dickhead,” and Bakugo froze..

[petersasteria]

Trapped - Blake Richardson

Pairing: None xD

Requested? Nope

A/N: THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE EVENT THAT HAPPENED HOURS AGO (it's on my Instagram story so if y'all follow me on IG y'all probably already know. It's also on my IG highlights under: "locked in/out") HAPPY READING

IG: kirstenmeliton

* * * *

Blake's P.O.V

We're at a writing session today and we're so excited to release new music for the club sOoN. Anyway, I feel the urge to pee so I told the boys that I'll just be out for a second and that's why I ended up stuck in the bathroom.

"Is anyone out there???" I shout through the door. Who am I kidding? The bathroom is far from where the boys are.

I groan in frustration and sit down on the area where the sink is.

I waited for a few minutes just in case anyone decides to go to the bathroom and find out it's locked. However, no one came.

"Shit." I whisper to myself. I immediately text the group chat with G and R in it.

lads

blek rich bitch

lads pls send help

georgie pourgey

blek where tf are you?

reece's pieces

yeah blek you've been gone too long

blek rich bitch

let me explain bitchezzz

georgie pourgey

then explain bitch

reece's pieces

damn georgie be firin' back

georgie pourgey

shut up rice let blek explain

blek rich bitch

thanks G luv u lots

anyway, I'm stuck in the bathroom and pls help me :(((

georgie pourgey

okay right after Reece calms down.

I think he's broken.

He's literally laughing on the floor with tears in his eyes.

blek rich bitch

fuck u reece :)

georgie pourgey

ffs reece

fuck it I'm going alone

blek rich bitch

this is why i luv u more reece can fuck off now

glake ftw shishtars

reece's pieces

gLaKe FtW sHiShTaRs

lol no greece ftw bc it's everywhere on my profile AND our band acc's IG stories

I'm only stating facts, B

blek rich bitch

I've known jorj longer and I know him better

are we seriously arguing abt george?

georgie pourgey

why are u guys arguing abt me? like ik I'm handsome but srsly stahp

and blek, I can't open the door from out here

reece's pieces

oh shit B

u screwed af

georgie pourgey

not helping, reece. not helping.

I'll get some help, B.

Hang on.

blek rich bitch

thanks G

I sigh and wait for George to come back with helpful people unlike Reece.

- 1  h o u r  l a t e r -

George still isn't back and I'm starting to panic. What if I get stuck here for life? I won't get to go home. I get to live in this bathroom for the rest of my life. I won't see my mum anymore. I won't see Abbie anymore. I won't perform anymore. I won't have my own family. I won't have my own kids. No more George. No more Reece. Holy shit. George hurry up.

I decided to text him through the group chat.

blek rich bitch

GEORGE, HONEY, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU???? *cries in British*

reece's pieces

HAHA G forgot all abt u and came back to me u little shit

he don't give a fuck 'boutchu bitch

blek rich bitch

whatchu on abt??? he luvs me

why dafuq u lyin, reece?

Read 2:30 PM

I suddenly hear the door being unlocked. I look at the door and start to internally celebrate. The door opens and reveals: Ben, Joshua, George (savior tbh), and the maintenance guy (other savior).

"OH MY GOD YES!!! THANK YOU!!!" I smile and basically run out of the bathroom and hug George like my life depended on it.

"Geez, dude. Calm down." George chuckles, but he hugs back.

I don't give a fuck right now as I'm out of the bathroom, alive.

* * * *

A/N: pls vote and comment bc this happened to me. I changed it up a bit tho dzsjhgfsh

Tumblr: in-a-lot-of-fandoms-tbh

IG: kirstenmeliton

[mieczyhale]

a messy rambling reaction post to “the night before christmas”, a fic written by @penguinsandpanthers as a present for me

under the cut because its A Lot lmao

i know i made a post about this the night i read it but it’s gotta be part of the official review because it genuinely made me wanna laugh really hard ;lsdflk;s also i gotta note now (as i probably will several times) colleen is INCREDIBLE at getting me right. like she always has been but it’s just gotten progressively better to the point that im like “idk how u know that’s what i’d do/say but you’re absolutely right” and if we weren’t besties i’d be t errified 

OKAY. SO. and ya there’s gonna be screencaps here and there bc i can 

*I LOVE LOVELOVELVOE THE BAR CONCEPT!! IDK WHAT I EXPECTED BUT IT WASN’T TH AT BUT IM SO GLAD IT WAS ;LSDFJLK *the inclusion of my limitations and stuff made me really happy and added a lot to the everpresent realness *Sam...is a dick *the appearance of Cas was !!!!!!!!

*im already in love with him but this shit right here made it wORSE LKSDJLKFLK AHHHHH *THE FACT THAT I MOVED THERE FOR THE LEGALIZED WEED. REAL TALK. ICONIC.  *catch me crying about the level of identity respect up in this chilis tonight *cas is so sweet im gllksdflkjksddlksd *everytime you describe my outfits in fics it’s always sO ON POINT. LIKE?? I JUST WORE THAT SAME SHIT A FEW DAYS AGO 

*my commentary on heterosexuals always makes my fuckin life

*;sdkf;slksdf idk if i wanna say it took only four pages or a whole four pages for me to be a got damn perv *when sam took colleen home my first thought was YAS GIRL GET IT. y’all really need to get together uhhh soon alwaysk bitch *!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*BIIIIITCH I WAS LIKE “SHE ISNT...SHE DIDNT..” BUT SHE DID AHH *me getting stuck in the fucking snow really would be how i’d get into danger ffs *WHY ARE CREATURES ALWAYS SO FUCKING CREEPY HOLY SHIT LIKE TURN IT DOWN??? UR MAKING IT REALLY OBVIOUS AND IF I HAD A WEAPON I’D SHOOT U

*HE SHOWED UP TO SAVE THE DAY AND THE AMOUNT OF INTERNAL CHEERING U GH MY HERO  *HE’S SUCH A BADASS IM CRY *FUCK LAZARUS. FUCK HIM. HE COULD’VE JUST DROPPED ME BUT NOOO HE HAD TO SLAM MY HEAD AGAINST THE CAR WOW WAY TO BE FUCKIN EXTRA, JACKASS  *i love that i was concerned about smelling like lemon and garlic like... hashtag mood *the mental image of me in Sam’s clothes?? and like.. the whole safe and warm th ing?? made me actually feel safe and warm?? im love

*TBH *MY DUMB ASS JUST CASUALLY DROPPING SEXUAL HINTS ACCIDENTALLY. THE NUMBER OF TIMES I’VE DONE THAT.. *but i mean like.... tru *the rolling commentary on my mental state is honestly so on point like... the number of times i’ve started a sentence with “as much as i want to die...” *my dad?? a jackass?? o h n o w a y *MACE U STUBBORN BITCH STOP HARASSING YOUR SEXY BOSS OH MY GOD *motherfuckin nachos!!!!!! my reaction was honestly “o shit nachos?? fuck yeah bitch!” *SHAPESHIFTER. YOU MADE HIM A SHAPESHIFTER. IF YOU WERENT STRAIGHT I’D KISS YOU *HE CAN TURN INTO ANIMALS WHA TT WH FUCK LSDKJLDLKSLK *CAT!CAS GOT ME READY TO DIE *HE CAN TURN INTO PEOPLE O HMGOD THAT WOULD CREEP ME TF OUT?? I MEAN IT’S SO COOL BUT AHHHH *you..... gave him fangs... f a ngs... faa n gs.. fAngs?? faNGS f a n g s *i’m gonna cry

*OH *BOOD *SUPER FUCKING BOOD  *THE MOST ME OF ALL THE MES *some bitchass targeted rachel?? mY dean’s rachel?? if he hadn’t killed them i would’ve what the f UCK them bitches trippin

*YET ANOTHER BOOD *me, wanting to continue working in a supernaturally dangerous environment is honestly.... the realest thing ever  *aww you managed to fit in some angst for me. what an icon. what would i do without u honestly?? *my first reaction and defense was to get angry l;sdfdljlkjsf the accuracy j esus

*listen... l i s t e n....l i STEN.... god please  *”might as well keep drinking” MY LIFE MOTTO. YES.

*;LKLVJVDFJGFJG;LD

*THIS BITCH he’s lucky he’s cute  *”what’s the use of being snowed in with your hot boss if you didn’t do something you regret in the morning?” ICONIC  *the lead up into sexy times got me blushing for real i can FEEL my face turning red got damn *”do your worst.” YAAS U MASOCHISTIC BITCH. GET IT *PERMANENT. THAT’S A KINK *A SWORD *HE BROUGHT A SWORD INTO BED *C O L L E E N. MARRY M E.  *a sword at my throat je s su fckkin chri st p;isd;ofdsd;dsdl;f *GOD WHY IS THIS NOT MY LIFE  *IM RE-READING IT FOR THIS AND IM NOT GONNA SCREENCAP ANY OF THIS BIT BC IT’S JUST S O MUCH (ALSO WHY IM NOT REACTING TO EVERYTHING IN THIS SCENE EVEN THO I ACTUALLY DID REACT TO E V E R Y T H I N G) BUT DEAR GOD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST SMUT YOU’VE WRITTEN FOR ME EVER. KINKS? ON POINT. EVERYTHING LITERALLY E V E ERY THING?? O N POINT *AND THE END OF THE FIC IS SO PLAYFUL AND CUTE I LOVE IT

I LOVED IT SO FUCKING MUCH YOU HETERO BITCH. I KNOW IT’S GONNA BE ONE I READ OVER AND OVER AGAIN (LIKE ALL YOUR TFW FICS TBH) THIS WAS THE BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER HOW AM I SO LUCKY TO KNOW SOMEBODY WHO WRITES SUCH AMAZING SHIT AND THEN WRITES IT FOR ME W H A T HI I WOULD DIE FOR YOU . 

[wereg0blin]

for the ask meme? all of them u thot

For ur and Cris' demand1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?Yes!!!!! 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?UhHHHHHH it is 3 years older than me but hhhhhhh probably not3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?Bicth ten mins ago4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?ALWAYS5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?If there are they can go fuck themselves right in the butthole6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?CHOKE-I dont know how but they found me - mr seen aka my eX hHHhH7. What exactly are you wearing right now?a cute ass blouse thingy some tights and christmas deer antlers on top of a Santa hat8. How often do you listen to music?every chance i get9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?jeans i guess10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013?i dont even remember 201311. Are you a social or an antisocial person?both damn12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?On the cheek yes13. What about ‘R’?platonically yes14. Can you drive a stick shift?i can climb sticks???? does that count??? 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?they 100% do and i dont really care bc everyone talks shit about everyone 16. Are you going out of town soon?i dont know how to reply to this because i live in two towns17. When was the last time you cried?Wednesday i think,, i wish i could cry more often 18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?i try to say it as much as i can bc i have a lot of love in my heart19. If you could change your eye color, would you?maybe a lighter blue bc gray blue isn't that pretty20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?not counting evan,,, uhh Boys ARE A BLESSING TO THIS WORLD FUXK YEAH21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.am planning to tell mh parents abt my depression but hHHHHH22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?if it has boy in it iT CUTE23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?NopE cris is like,,,, my best friend wtf24. What are you sitting on right now?b e d i t s o f t25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?FRIENS. LOVE THEM. 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?ALL THW TIME B I TCH27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?my roommates 28. Do you get a lot of colds?nop, but when i do its fuxked up29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?Switzerland 30. Does anyone hate you?yepity depity do and i hope they burn in hell fucking pieces of shits31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?it will be a cold day in hell when i drink my dudes32. Do you like watching scary movies?BITCH I L OV E MAKING FUN OF MOVIESSO SEEING SHITTY SCARY MOVIES IS A FUCKING BLESSING 33. Do you want your tongue pierced?Nah how tf am i gonna eat spicy shit then???? ¿¿¿¿34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?2015????or 2016??? i think that was the worst my depression ever was35. Did you have a dream last night?i think????? 36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?right now37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?hope not???? but then again???? kinda hope i do????? probably not doe38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?yes i know at least 2 boys and i feel so sorry for them39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?probs40. Did you have a good day yesterday?mmmeh41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?oh shit i have no Fucking idea 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?y e s43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?i think???? cris must've told me at least one time and evan too so Uhhhh i guess???? ¿¿¿¿44. What’s the best part about school?i get to have unnecessary crushes45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?ppppplenty46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?yeah but he called me a slut and a whore 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?god fucking hell all the time 48. Were you single over the last summer?yep49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?nope thank the whatever the fuck is out there 50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?sleeping i guess51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?evan is a precious cinnamon roll fuck off 52. Are you nice to everyone?YES YES YES YES ALWAYS as i saidk i l l t h e m w i t h k i n d n e s s53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?h hh hhh fuCking tAke a wIld Gue Ss m854. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?bitch when i cheat will be the day i cut my throat 55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?bad feelings? yescrushes? n0Pe56. Do you think you like someone?i think but i hope not57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?nop i do not Think so my dude 58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?why THE FUCK would that matter59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?current ones?? i dont think so??? 60. Do you hate anyone?nah i just,,,, strongly dislike themexcept the fucking bitches i called friends i hopr they die in a fire 61. How’s your heart?idk i guess ok??? im always okay62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?not really pffft63. Have you ever cried over a guy?yes all the time,, boys r beautiful 64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?hmmmmmmmmm idk i can think of a few people but i hope not 65. Are your toenails painted pink?I W I S H66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?bih i wish i could have my first kiss67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?if boyfriend cries i cry thats bad 68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?poor poor souls that actually had this happen to them69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?my sister!!! 70. How do you look right now?bored Even doe im honestly just relaxed 71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?i do that with everyone bc if u don't like me u don't have tk be around me 72. Can you commit to one person?yes ofc!!!??? 73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?even bby ilu74. Have you ever felt replaced?i think?? yes probs75. Did you wake up cranky?nop76. Are you a jealous person?hhhhHA YOU DONT EVEN K N O W77. Are relationships ever worth it?Theyre fun but the end of them makes me wanna die78. Anyone you’re giving up on?crushes and teachers 79. Currently wanting to see anyone?3 more years bih u better wait for meand u too eben b safe u dork80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?sssstudy h81. Last person you cried in front of?mom82. Is there someone you will never forget?yyyES83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?nope he doesn't really care about me anymore (although i dont think he ever did) 84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?BICTH ID BE KISSING THAY THOT ALL OVER HER FACE AND WATCHING SAW AND VORING PIZZAEVEN DUDE HHHHELTS WATCH SAW 3 AND LAUGH AT THAT DUDE BREAKING HIS LEG AND THWN I CAN HUG YOU TILL I DIE FROM DEHYDRATION 85. Are you over your past?i ggggUess??? 86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?i have no idea 87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? @lady-misfortune @space-ace-sneevee @thelilshadowchild88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?what has been has been but i guess idk yet bc ive had like 1 bf for now 89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?never kissed 90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?i guess???????? 91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?i sure as hell have no idea92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?Michael Jackson and I are best buddies bItch93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?noPe94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?i was in a relationship with my laptop and i didnt leave him from 7pm to 6am 95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?he a dicky 96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?bicth fucjing prettiest people youll find97. Who do you have texts from?crissy gorl that im too lazy to reply to98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?happened to me and i said "glad u told me earlier i dont want u being with me if u r uncomfy" it did hurt like a fucking bitch doe99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?bitch never kissed 100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?me, myself and i101. Ever kissed under fireworks?NEVER KISSED FFS102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?IN a jar nicely packed and handed to me? no but stomach butterflies so bad i wanted to throw up? yes