#ft. pete basara.

[reggiellewellyn]

reggie 📱 peter.

Reggie: You know, you could make a real killing if you were spinning those decks in Ibiza Reggie: Have you ever considered 👀 @peterbasara

[bazhowletts]

baz 📲 pete.

Baz: Heard someone talking about you at the gym

[silascody]

"Don't I fucking know it." Silas laments, like he's a victim of some sort of universal curse when in truth his curse was contained to one pretty blonde who managed to both make and ruin his life in equal measure.

( If he knew what the word masochist meant, he would have been able to self-identify as one. )

He takes a second to consider Pete's questions and whether he wants to answer truthfully or not, but a lie seems pointless, he's certain he would see through it.

"Obviously I've been fucking her, who wouldn't? Don't get it twisted, I hate her but that doesn't make her less hot. Might make her more hot actually, and that's fucking dangerous because she's always been fucking fire anyway."

As usual, as always, Jordan Mitchell has him in a tailspin and he has no one to blame but himself for the free fall because it had been his choice to come back to town for no other reason than it's where she was.

"I think we live together, this was temporary but she's not fucking leaving."

@peterbasara

Peter lets out a laugh when Silas claims to be driven insane, giving his head a shake.

"Pretty blondes have a tendency to do that, man," he chuckles, giving a shrug like it's a helpless fact of the universe -- take gravity or capitalism.

It also seemed like a fair karma -- if Silas wasn't such a handsome bastard, he wouldn't have these problems.

"Wait," Peter frowns, reaching to take back his pen and wipe it off on his jeans, taking a hit and squinting at his friend.

"So you haven't been fucking her? While she's been there?"

@silascody

[bazhowletts]

closed for: @peterbasara

"What the fuck are you wearing?"

[bazhowletts]

Baz: What are you even doing Thanksgiving?

Peter: but it's cuffing season man Peter: i'm gonna start looking like a little bitch if i show up single at thanksgiving

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: But who are you choosing if you had to choose one of them? Reggie: I have thoughts Reggie: Ritalin, it's like prescription diet meth Reggie: Funky Reggie: Unless I forget it then it's more like flunky @peterbasara

Peter: Oh you put Eva into the mix and there's no question Peter: There's a reason Ryan doesn't let her out of that house Peter: "Fine" Peter: What they got you on for it? @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: Valid, I can't act like I'd say no if the Goose hit me up Reggie: I'd happily be his and Eva's third Reggie: Fear not, my brain is just fine and absorbing 80 things at once Reggie: When I take my meds that is. When I forget, rotted stem is accurate @peterbasara

Peter: I think he'd be catnip to anything with a pulse Peter: And I'm not ashamed of that Peter: Wish you'd get off that damn app it's rotting your brain stem Peter: And you don't have much left to begin with @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: Is he also catnip to you? You can tell me Reggie: Definitely over 22 Reggie: You're safe from Tiktok references Reggie: Except around me @peterbasara

Peter: Is that supposed to be an insult? As if Ryan Gosling isn't catnip to women? Peter: Is anyone in this pipeline over the age of 22? Because I'm tired of the skibbidi rizz bullshit Peter: Or whatever they say @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: Am I supposed to take barber recs from you, Place Beyond the Pines? Reggie: Because I think you should be pressing charges, not making referrals Reggie: 👀 Reggie: I might have a pipeline or two @peterbasara

Peter: Not ruin Peter: But perhaps encourage your to explore your hair-dressing options to something that makes you look like less of a narc state-side Peter: Have you managed to find any good supply here? Peter: Not that I'm looking Peter: 👀 @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: Are you trying to ruin something as sacred as the barbers with your anxiety inducing opinion? Reggie: I've never had a bad barnet 😤 Reggie: That I would actually believe Reggie: Its when I've had my best ideas @peterbasara

Peter: That depends on your haircut. Peter: Sometimes if you get the wrong kind of fade on the sides you look questionable. Peter: Almost every significant technological advance of the last twenty years has been made by tech bros on too much coke. @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: Do I look like a copper to you 😑 Reggie: That tracks Reggie: I've never partied harder than when there was Silicon Valley types on the strip @peterbasara

Peter: What? And incriminate myself over text? Peter: What kind of fool do you take me for, Reg? Peter: Besides, this predates my DJ era. This was way back in my tech days. I'd lose months of my life in Ibiza. @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: What could you have possibly done to get a ban like that

Reggie: I’ve seen some strange shit go down there with no consequences

Reggie: Fess UP 🔫

@peterbasara

Peter: Gonna be honest man, I'm not sure if I'm allowed back on that island. 👀 Peter: Got into some trouble last time I was there. Peter: You heading back soon? @reggiellewellyn

[bazhowletts]

Baz: This is all natural baby Baz:

Baz: Wait how do I delete that Baz: If you ever post that anywhere all that'll be left of you is your frosted tips @peterbasara

Peter: WHO ARE YOU CALLING FROSTED TIPS, BOTTLE BLONDE? Peter: I was very subtle when I slid into Doja Cat's DMs @bazhowletts

[bazhowletts]

Baz: I'm not a fan of receiving charm tips from you Baz: Now if I needed some input on frosted tips, you're my first port of call Baz: Recall one time when you've been anything close to subtle @peterbasara

Peter: well you would have had to have been some type of charming to land kayla to begin with Peter: but i think you've gotten lazy with it. Peter: please. subtle is my middle name. @bazhowletts

[bazhowletts]

Baz: I have fucking charm Baz: In my own way Baz: You just don't get it Baz: And you'll be subtle right? @peterbasara

Peter: bro you say that like you've got any read on charm? Peter: you're one of the most off-putting motherfuckers i've ever met Peter: it's a miracle you got K to begin with Peter: imma get you that intel @bazhowletts

[bazhowletts]

Baz: So boring then Baz: You do have beautiful eyes but you do not have charm Baz: But if this is legitimately something you think you can find out Baz: Then by all means, go forth and then report back @peterbasara

Peter: I would take boring over you trying to put me in an early grave every other week Peter: I'm offended by this notion Peter: I adore Kayla Peter: And I would like to think she is charmed by me Peter: And I have beautiful brown eyes that make it easy for women to be vulnerable to @bazhowletts