#ft. pete basara.

[reggiellewellyn]

reggie 📱 peter.

Reggie: You know, you could make a real killing if you were spinning those decks in Ibiza Reggie: Have you ever considered 👀 @peterbasara

[bazhowletts]

baz 📲 pete.

Baz: Heard someone talking about you at the gym

[silascody]

"Don't I fucking know it." Silas laments, like he's a victim of some sort of universal curse when in truth his curse was contained to one pretty blonde who managed to both make and ruin his life in equal measure.

( If he knew what the word masochist meant, he would have been able to self-identify as one. )

He takes a second to consider Pete's questions and whether he wants to answer truthfully or not, but a lie seems pointless, he's certain he would see through it.

"Obviously I've been fucking her, who wouldn't? Don't get it twisted, I hate her but that doesn't make her less hot. Might make her more hot actually, and that's fucking dangerous because she's always been fucking fire anyway."

As usual, as always, Jordan Mitchell has him in a tailspin and he has no one to blame but himself for the free fall because it had been his choice to come back to town for no other reason than it's where she was.

"I think we live together, this was temporary but she's not fucking leaving."

@peterbasara

Peter lets out a laugh when Silas claims to be driven insane, giving his head a shake.

"Pretty blondes have a tendency to do that, man," he chuckles, giving a shrug like it's a helpless fact of the universe -- take gravity or capitalism.

It also seemed like a fair karma -- if Silas wasn't such a handsome bastard, he wouldn't have these problems.

"Wait," Peter frowns, reaching to take back his pen and wipe it off on his jeans, taking a hit and squinting at his friend.

"So you haven't been fucking her? While she's been there?"

@silascody

[bazhowletts]

closed for: @peterbasara

"What the fuck are you wearing?"

[bazhowletts]

Baz: What are you even doing Thanksgiving?

Peter: but it's cuffing season man Peter: i'm gonna start looking like a little bitch if i show up single at thanksgiving

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: Does her mam have a sexy aura? Reggie: No, not at all. She's basically a monster Reggie: Though if you can ignore that then yeah by definition sure, she's a looker Reggie: I can see being a kept man for you Reggie: You'd thrive @peterbasara

Peter: But is it a sexy aura? Peter: because there's something about a good milf sometimes man Peter: Like i wouldn't say no to kris, i'd be a kept man happily and turn a blind eye to many things just to get into that will Peter: no point wasting time when you could get a sure thing easy @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: You only have to be around the woman for five minutes to know that it is Reggie: Kris Jenner aura Reggie: Right? That's what I'm saying Reggie: Dont thing its on the cards tho Reggie: Guess I should move on or whatever @peterbasara

Peter: Damn so that pageant mommy shit is real? Peter: You think Kris Jenner taps phones? Peter: That's too bad man Peter: would have been really fucking poetic to fuck miss america during the collapse of late-stage capitalism @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: I think her mother is the sort to pay off those CIA agents to monitor ay improper use of her name or likeness Reggie: 500 yards is generous at this point Reggie: And after the Miss America loss I think I rank pretty low on her list of people she wants to be around Reggie: Which sucks @peterbasara

Peter: That's a sentence I would have never bet coming from either of us Peter: Where am I breaking confidence? You think the CIA agents who live in our phones care that you wanna fuck a pageant queen? Peter: You'd probably need their help to even get within 500 yards of her at this point @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: I hate that you just took me right back there to that weird middle part Reggie: And that better be an invitation for me to join too Reggie: Two tickets for Ballerina please Reggie: See how quick you manage to ruin the mood? Reggie: I told you and six Tiktok witches on lives that in confidence Reggie: Its turning into a pretty fail hobby too @peterbasara

Peter: yeah that one with captain america Peter: i'm not wig conosiuer but that one was unforgiviable Peter: but will I bet at ballerina opening weekend? you bet Peter: you call chasing miss california a hobby? @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: Hard pressed to find a time when she doesn't look fine which is why I keep watching shitty movies that she's in Reggie: Not that kind at least Reggie: I wouldn't call chasing them a problem Reggie: More a hobby @peterbasara

Peter: Me either I just know Ana De Armas looked fine as fuck and that was all I needed to get through three hours Peter: Ah so the brunette doesn't do it for ya? Peter: You got a problem with the blonde culture, my man? Seems you're always chasing after one @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: Blade Runner Ryan is a very respectable choice Reggie: Couldn't tell you the plot of that movie though Reggie: Not that it matters Reggie: I think its just The Big Short. Thoughts on Ken? You seem a big fan of his trim 🙇🏼‍♂️ Reggie: Plastic feeling is a good way to put it @peterbasara

Peter: I forgot about Crazy Stupid Love thats valid as hell Peter: I think for me it would be Blade Runner Ryan Peter: What are the no-go Ryans? Peter: Probably depends on the person ya feel? Peter: I'd prefer the mania and creativity I feel off of them than the plastic feeling I had on them @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: Place Beyond the Pines and Crazy Stupid Love specifically Reggie: But there's few Ryans that its a no Reggie: Except The Big Short because that movie was a drag Reggie: Catatonic? Damn Reggie: I feel like a better me when I'm on them @peterbasara

Peter: But is there a specific Ryan? Peter: Fall Guy Ryan? Barbie Ryan? Place Beyond the Pines Ryan? Peter: Honestly man i think the shit was an overcorrection for me Peter: made me fucking catatonic @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: Interesting Reggie: I think I'd go Ryan every time Reggie: Thats my only thought. Just Ryan Gosling fuego Reggie: Was it weirder for you on or off it? @peterbasara

Peter: Eva, obviously. Peter: Sophia Loren of our times. Peter: Lemme hear dem thoughts. Peter: I remember ritalin from my grade school days Peter: Then my mom starting doing research and freaked out and took me off it

@reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: But who are you choosing if you had to choose one of them? Reggie: I have thoughts Reggie: Ritalin, it's like prescription diet meth Reggie: Funky Reggie: Unless I forget it then it's more like flunky @peterbasara

Peter: Oh you put Eva into the mix and there's no question Peter: There's a reason Ryan doesn't let her out of that house Peter: "Fine" Peter: What they got you on for it? @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: Valid, I can't act like I'd say no if the Goose hit me up Reggie: I'd happily be his and Eva's third Reggie: Fear not, my brain is just fine and absorbing 80 things at once Reggie: When I take my meds that is. When I forget, rotted stem is accurate @peterbasara

Peter: I think he'd be catnip to anything with a pulse Peter: And I'm not ashamed of that Peter: Wish you'd get off that damn app it's rotting your brain stem Peter: And you don't have much left to begin with @reggiellewellyn

[reggiellewellyn]

Reggie: Is he also catnip to you? You can tell me Reggie: Definitely over 22 Reggie: You're safe from Tiktok references Reggie: Except around me @peterbasara

Peter: Is that supposed to be an insult? As if Ryan Gosling isn't catnip to women? Peter: Is anyone in this pipeline over the age of 22? Because I'm tired of the skibbidi rizz bullshit Peter: Or whatever they say @reggiellewellyn