#ft little pipis because pipis

[steakout-05]

so i've posted about Spamfries a little, and i recently updated his NEO design! here's a sketch,,

so like, he's got two plane wings on his giant ass jetpack, he's got jet boots, and he utilises the "mega barry bunch" with his big ass hands. he's also got a square-shaped lens on his glasses cause that's pretty swell,, oh yeah and i'm thinking of his "strings" being that "do not cross" tape. he is also like 13 ft tall! i'm pretty happy with this design! i think i'll call him Barry MEGA :)

i don't plan on modding this or anything, but i wanna lay down some potential attack ideas because i like that:

MEGA Barry Punch: The bullet area expands, and Barry sends a giant hand projectile that takes up about half of the bullet area, and on impact with one of the walls, it explodes into metal projectiles that you gotta dodge. This repeats two more times before you can attack. Reference to the Robo Barry short!

Pipis attack: haven't exactly decided what Barry's "pipis" equivalent would be, but i'm thinking of either "kepchup" or "spong", which are both vlog references (episodes 14 and 25 if you're wondering). maybe spong is a better fit considering ketchup is a Sans thing,, anyway it's a similar attack to pipis but instead of exploding out little Spamtons, it explodes tiny jetpacks (and may also have a 11% chance to send out a little Barry whose arm stretches to grab your soul). perhaps the spong absorbs a bunch of projectiles towards you or something

Scam Ad attack: Sends out a phone which rings, shaking out a bunch of references to scammy mobile game ads kinda like one of Queen's attacks. Alternatively could be the "only 20% of players beat this" layout where the bullet area is divided into two sides, and you gotta quickly switch to the side with the higher number on top to dodge a rapid-fire bullet barrage.

AOZ related attack: Your soul turns yellow, and you gotta shoot a horde of zombie-like projectiles that rapidly speed up before you shoot a big explosive one, which explodes into little meaty projectiles.

Jetpack Joyride related attack: Reminiscent of Sans' gaster blasters and platform attacks, Barry sends out lasers and missiles that you gotta dodge. you can also shoot the missiles! also a zapper attack with deactivated zappers that connect to each other, and you gotta move to a specific spot before they activate and hurt you.

i like the idea of him also having a gramophone speaker on his chest for certain attacks, kinda like Spamton NEO's heart attack. perhaps it sends out little shaky music notes? maybe it shoots out a folded pair of socks every so often (that's another vlog reference where he talks about throwing his socks in the gramophone he sells to shut it up)

anyway that's Barry MEGA for you!! i like him a lot and i wanna develop him further because man i think he's just so swell :)

[rmsebi]

happy halloween it is the 31st of october in here and here's my sona dressed up as spamton because halloweeners

[wpmcq]

Greymouth to Hokitika

Monday, March 2nd, 2020

I got an early start mainly because there was nowhere to sit and relax before my ride. I went to the Do Duck In Bakery just down the street for an egg and bacon quiche, raisin bread, and a latte. After breakfast, I went to New World grocery for tangerines (from the US of course) and a chocolate bar.

I jumped on the West Coast Wilderness Trail and head South along the coast for the first 10 or so kilometers. The weather was overcast with the sun poking through sometimes.

The trail headed directly East away from the coast through some nice forests. The trail followed the Taramakau River although you could not see it most of the time.

The trail slowly climbed into a more alpine forest. The water became very clear in all the streams. At one point I stopped and stripped down to my board shorts and went for a swim in the beautiful water. It was cold and amazing.

After my dip and a little food, I headed back on to the single track in the woods. I took a little spill on the gravel because I was daydreaming. Just a little scrape on my knee. I used Christy's medkit to clean the scrape and slapped a small Tegaderm on it. It wouldn't be an adventure without a little blood.

I passed through this place called Cowboy Paradise, it's a fake old west town with places to shotguns. Very strange.

I saw another Weka. These are such strange birds. They walk very slowly and are very curious when you stop and watch them. They will come up to you and don't see you as a predator.

After another 10 km of gravel, I made it to a sealed road which led me to another trail. This trail followed a 6 ft wide waterway with crystal clear water. I was tempted to swim again but there were a ton of signs warning of drowning. I guess kiwi's aren't very good swimmers.

This trail dumped me out on a sealed road and that was the end of the gravel. I rolled into Hokitika at about 4:30pm.

I rode through the town and then headed over to the Airbnb where I was staying in a tent. This is not your ordinary tent. There are a double bed and electricity. After a shower and a chat with the host, she's from Utah, I walked into town to Fat Pipi Pizza for dinner. I had a salad and pizza called the Greenpeace that were delicious.

After dinner, I walked around town and bought a few things at New World grocery for dessert and riding food. I'm trying to only buy dinner and breakfast and eat lightly during the day. I feel like I'm eating way too much.

Once back at the Airbnb I walked out on the beach at sunset. I forgot to mention that the house is right on the Tasman Sea.

Tomorrow is an easy day so I might do a side trip.