#from: cloudyyangel

[vampireloverz]

USER VAMPIRELOVERZ AKA KATSUKISLOVE AKA NATSUONII BACK ON TUMBLR?? REBLOGGING *MY* POST?? can’t believe it won’t believe it it’s been 87 years

GSJDNDKC I KNOW ITS BEEN FOREVER !! this is us rn tho:

i hope youve been well! miss u and love u lots muah muah 🤍🤍🤍

[hisgoodpuppy]

strange roommates au:

itadori yuji + bokuto kotaro (jjk x hq)

with some shared ideas from @cloudyyangel

hello himbo central ! there is not a single person that walks out of yuji and bokuto’s slightly-in-shambles house without a smile

the guys share an old house that is run down but very quaint. none of the furniture matches, the kitchen sink faucet is always leaking, & sometimes the ac needs a little love tap to get going, but it’s homey

they have a sofa on the porch, a couple broken lawn gnomes, & a mailbox in the shape of a dog that always seems to be overflowing with mail. sometimes their responsible friends will bring in the mail for them, and remind them that bills are a thing

it’s a mystery how, but even with the stray pizza slices & socks, the house smells really nice

surprisingly the small house came with a pool and it’s always clean. they are always hosting loud parties that always end with everyone in it. bokuto & yuji always dare people to jump off the roof into pool, but end up doing it themselves. they just love hearing the cheers. they get so high from attention.

though the parties do get really rowdy, the boys are not afraid to put their foot down. they have a poorly made sign with the rules hanging in their living room, the first rule being “respect the women”. they will not hesitate to throw a scumbag out their squeaky front door...literally. they’re very charming with neighbors so noise complaints are few & far between.

they will throw scumbags out quick, but if a love interest or sexual conquest is over for multiple days, & they’ve been cooking & cleaning for them, they don’t have the will to kick them out. they just really love the company & having someone to cuddle with at night.

it has to be said that yuji’s mattress is on the floor & bokuto’s is raised up by a couple wooden pallets. yuji does have a matching bed set though & bokuto does always make his bed.

as crummy as their house is, they always have people over. it’s a safe space for friends to let loose & relax. they’ve made multiple keys sets for friends because they don’t mind people hanging at their house when they’re out at the gym or work or whatever. the boys really love coming home to people chilling in their living room or bbqing in the backyard. they live for good vibes always & people look forward to that energy when they go over.

plus there’s always beer in the fridge & pizza rolls & frozen burritos in the freezer. you’re lucky if you find a hot pocket or otter pop. bokuto & yuji do eat a tiny bit better when they remember to buy groceries. they both come home often with a rotisserie chicken & will plop themselves on the couch, watch tv, & eat out of the container.

yuji & bokuto enjoy bro-ing out together. there is not a more charismatic & softer beer pong duo in existence. they like going to the gym together, playing video games, & talking about girls.

they’re very competitive, but in very dumb ways like, “i bet i can fit more cheetos in my mouth than you!” or “my head is so much stronger, watch me crush this beer can with it”. it’s all fun & games until the stakes are increased. someone please help them

it’s usually megumi & akaashi that come in with rationality & words of wisdom. both of them are constantly keeping these boys out of trouble and poor home improvement choices with regular visits. they always look at each other like “why us 🙂? ”

it’s important to know they almost never wear a shirt at home. once they’re home they’re home. they’ll manspread & burp without saying excuse me. it’s so completely a boys den

more from strange roommates au series :

part one: shinsou x kenma part two: midoriya x yamaguchi

[hisgoodpuppy]

joe from sk8. someone help me. we’d be helpless! 😅

tagging: @manilaruins @cloudyyangel @uppermocns @katsukichu @stariwrites + anyone else ♡

oh good lord 😦

(thanks for the tag @jar-jar-ate ! 😂)

pspspspsps @federfleisch @transgayhoffman @stumacher-theghostface @inbred-trashbile @backyardbats​ @sweet-little-thing​ @quinnmoon77​

[vampireloverz]

Nandor??? From WWDITS?? Explain please

YES THAT NANDOR !!!!! what can i say…. hes just so babygirl LOOK !! ^_^

he’s funny. he’s pretty. he’s a spoiled brat. he has committed thousands of atrocities. his hair demands to be played with. he’s pathetic. he’s hundreds of years old. he’s lonely and wishes to find someone to love for eternity. he’s emotionally constipated. he canonically eats pussy. he falls in love with anyone who gives him attention. HES BISEXUAL !!!! he’s a murderer. he has a heart of gold <3

[vampireloverz]

Literally didn’t even think. Just knew you would want to see it. Here <3 sfw kratos~

…….. im trying so hard to be normal about this but i might actually die PLEAAAASE

[vampireloverz]

Inosuke is the literal definition of “play fighting that leads to my hard cock rubbing against your ass”. You’re just sparring with him but he thinks that’s how sex starts. With jabs of elbows and bloody noses, with thrashes as he pins you face down and mounts you. He was raised by animals. When you’re face down ass up in the dirt he clamps his sharp teeth onto your shoulder to hold you down before humping between your ass cheeks, desperate to rut inside of you as you throw hits back behind you and claw at his arms wrapped around your stomach. The sting of nails, your loud yells and shouts, and adrenaline rushing through him having pinned down someone weaker then him? He’s fucking living for it.

cloud… Cloud… CLOUD!!!!!

YEA… YEA!!!! I CANT ARTICULATE MYSELF WELL RN BUT YES!!!

[vampireloverz]

Iron Bull can put you in a standing full Nelson :((( and it’s the best because his cock hits right at the entrance of your tummy and sometimes when he does a really powerful thrust he’ll press a big hand over your tummy and say “that’s where I am kadan ” :(((

IM NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THISSSSSSSSS !!!!! S-STANDING FULL NELSON……

and if you’re babbling and crying that you can’t take it, you can’t, ‘s too much— he tells you that you can, you’re so good, you just need to cum one more time… and, if you really couldn’t take his cock, you could always safeword…

[vampireloverz]

STEVIEEEEE!!!!! I want Hawkins Police Chief Jim Hopper so badly. He is the IDEAL man. Perfect body, especially in season 2. He’s so loyal and kind but also harsh and violent when he needs to be hehehe like when he has no qualms about shooting people!!! Makes my pus- heart flutter. And that scene in season 3 when he’s just out of the shower with a towel around his waist alskdhbd I had to pause the show and have quiet time. HES SO ANBHBBBDBD makes me want to bark and howl and cry for him.

LITERALLY LIKE !!! hes the perfect man… i love his body… so big and hairy @_@ i also used that visual for some private time <3 AND HE’D BE SO PROTECTIVE AND LOVINGGGG AAAAA actual dream husband T-T

[vampireloverz]

Toga dresses you up in clothes that the boys have collected; Dabi likes the frilly skirts with easy access, shigaraki wants pastel tops that he can ruin, twice isn’t ashamed to like the white knee highs with Mary Janes that scream innocence, and Compress wants to see little bows in your hair as you present yourself to the league. She does your makeup perfectly- layers it on so you’re smooth and flawless until it’s running down your cheeks later on. You sit prettily in the bar, waiting for the first one (whoever it might be this evening) to come and play with you. Mouth closed, wrists bound in front of you with satin ribbons, no movement no words no thoughts until the League decides you can. If dabi gets you first, he presses a finger to your jaw, let’s your mouth drop open before shoving himself balls deep inside. Best not make any noise, or try to wiggle away, unless you want him to singe your pretty skin again. Twice likes to pretend you have a button that he can press and make you emit certain noises. When he has you on your hands and knees, if you feel a tap to your back you better start moaning as loud as you can until he turns you off again. Compress wants a partner to practice on- tie you up, edge you, see how many hits you can take until he’s putting you back together. Shigaraki is the worst, ripping your clothes and pulling your hair, just trying to get you to be a real girl so he can punish you because dolls know their place. And at the end of it you’re crawling back to Toga as she prepares a tea party, putting you in some silly dress, still in smeared makeup with whatever else leaking out of you, as she expects to host a magnificent evening tea.

god i… yea…. i really wish i could add onto this but head empty… i wanna be the lov’s doll 😵‍💫🤍

[annieswifey]

Thanks for the tag my precious <333

rosemary

ah, the old soul, nice to meet again. the time of ages is etched into your bones, you see clearly. you've watched the heartache in this realm and sworn to solve it. but kindness without limits is self destruction. oh little leaf, strong and wise, you seek to bring peace with your presence. I'd be wrong to say you fail at this effort, but you mustn't set yourself on fire to keep others warm. you wish to please everyone, to protect them all. but if you shield the saplings from the sunlight they will never grow, and you one day will wither. protect yourself too. you know there are no happy heroes, so don't be one. be a friend. your loved ones will not forsake you for not being perseus slaying all their demons. you have your own monsters, why not meet them first before you conquer anyone else's nightmares. oh true-hearted paladin you are brave, and you are good enough. you know that right? be true to yourself, one cannot do anything saintly if they did not tend to their own wounds first.

I will cry :<<<<< this is so sweet

Tagging (no pressure) :@cloudyyangel @beware-of-the-rogue @captainseb @cuz-like-why-not @katsukichu

Okay so I found this cute quiz here is mine

sobbing cause this is so so so idk but crying

tagging @uniquabackyardigans @sapphicshav @ittoswrld @katsusbitch @babyshoyo

[vampireloverz]

Those glasses are so bomb I love the big square frames they look really pretty on an even prettier face. Also idk why but I thought your necklace said ‘bears’ and I just accepted it

hekcndkcnd thank u bb ilysm <33

[vampireloverz]

I only come on tumblr for two reasons: to look at pics of natsuo, and to send you tiktok links 💖💖

IM HEJXBSKXJKSNDJWNSNE

THANK YOU !!!!!!!!

[vampireloverz]

Saying “I’m grown” is definitely a southern thing but it’s always from 14 year olds who think they are a hardened adult because they mowed the lawn for 10 dollars one time. So now they’re grown and can do whatever lmao.

GENXBJXNDND CLOUD PLS

[vampireloverz]

also two things: I agree that maybe he doesn’t like titles in bed. The qunari don’t seem to use them and his name is very personal to him and I think he would want to hear that that most.

also….just wondering…..how you feel about pierced Bull ….

GOD I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT??? youre so smart and so, so right…. AND I !!! I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS ABT PIERCED AND TATTOOED BULL!!!!

[vampireloverz]

What do you mean Inosuke as a masochist? The man who’s always throwing himself head first into danger and coming away with cuts and bruises, a feral smile on his face and a gleam in his eyes. The guy who refuses to accept when he’s down- even if he’s tied up, because he’s just that pig headed and stubborn? The animal that was raised by boars so he doesn’t understand softness and only knows fighting and rutting? That inosuke is a masochist who needs to feel the sting of teeth and nails, feel blood being drawn from whips, and bruises forming from struggling?? THAT Inosuke?? Hmm. What a concept.

IM GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE OVER THISSSSS CLOUD PLEASE 🤍😵‍💫🤍

play fighting or sparring to sex with inosuke… and he cums the moment you bite down on his throat and scratch your nails down his back…. ugh what a dream hekxhskdnd 🥴

[vampireloverz]

You might as well give us the fancam. You know it’s what Light would want 😌😌

omg fineeeee prepare yourselves for light yagami brainrot <3