#from the process of making loose leaf tea in the first place afaik
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#well golly gosh. it does seem to be tea#but employing any of the five senses#or all 5 at once#we cannot determine the type of tea. there are no discernable scents nor distinguishing features to seperate black from green from red#from blue#tearing open a teabag didnt help. usually bagged tea is sort of more. tea dust than loose leaf bc its generally whats left over#from the process of making loose leaf tea in the first place afaik#there were loose leaves in there along with the dust but it looked like theyd been clipped in half instead of your standard#long twisted borderline eldritch infusion victim#and like. thats sus. i know. but counterpoint#i was freezing and really. Really. wanted some tea. so a cup gets brewed#did it taste like baby bella mushrooms? yes#did it also taste like tea? vaguely!#could any of us identify it? absolutely not!#anyway. we couldnt find the box again the next day and if the Genuine Tea had any effects theyre certainly nothing ive noticed since#but jfc#when i tell you we were doubled over wheezing at this fucking tea#like#yknow what?#maybe the reason i didnt experience any weird effects is bc i didnt have Real Genuine Tea#maybe we walked into the kitchen and hallucinated for 3 hours straight and went to bed#who fucking knows#not me#real genuine tea#you can drink it! maybe
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