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[supernova-cas]

An  Excerpt From the Unabridged Winchester Gospels

you know, the secret good spn?

there are two things i know for certain. one that bert and ernie are gay, and two that you are not gonna die a virgin cas. not on my watch

okay going feral over this line again lemme provide a timeline from Cas��s perspective

the michael sword Dean asks if he's ever been with a woman. Castiel tries to figure out how to explain he's not into that but before he can Dean takes his reluctance for confession.

Dean says I will not let you die a virgin. Castiel thinks is he really offering? Can I actually fuck the Michael Sword?

but then instead Dean drags him to a den of iniquity and Castiel escapes only after trying to comfort the woman who was trying to undress him

it's a terrifying experience but it's fine it's actually great because he gets out and Dean is smiling. He's laughing. And Castiel is not quite sure why but Dean is happy and that makes him happy too

They get back to that house place. There are still plenty of hours until sunrise.

For us, the screen goes dark. But Castiel is still thinking. it's not really fair, he knows angels shouldn't fuck the michael sword but anna got to!

and so he gets back and says you said you wouldn't make me die a virgin. And Dean says, sorry buddy I don't see any women around here do you? And Castiel says no I do not. And Dean starts getting fidgety and says so what are you thinking Cas?

Dean gets more fidgety. His voice drops. He says something along the lines of you know, I'm not into, I don't do that, Cas

Castiel says something along the lines of Dean Winchester I raised you from hell. I travelled down there to the pits of perdition and saw into your very essence. Past what Alastair made you do, past the self hatred and filth you clothed yourself in. I reached out and took hold of you. I rebuilt you from the atoms up. I saw into your true soul. And it is bi as fuck in there holy shit it shines pink purple and blue did you know that?

and he says, you may judge yourself, you may lie to yourself but please. I still haven't totally got the lying part down I can't really pretend I don't know this And Dean is silent for a long moment

maybe too long

Castiel gets scared

Fuck he scared off Dean, he's going to leave, they're never going to catch Rafael and he won't get to fuck the Michael sword after all

Dean gets closer to him and Castiel wonders if Dean hits him will he pretend it hurts? So Dean doesn't get angrier?

Dean gets closer

Castiel braces his vessel and self

Dean kisses him

And then Castiel gets to fuck the Michael Sword thank yew