#from the desktop of the biggest crybaby in the world

[houseofpsychoticwomxn]

I MUST KNOW.. what are your thoughts on Simon with a s/o who’s a crybaby …..

YAY thank u for asking i love a crybaby thats #mefr ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

ʚɞ ⁺˖ simon isn’t exactly a crier, so the first time you get upset over something small he gets a little uneasy — looking over at you all confused while he drives and you try to explain through sniffles that nothings really wrong before he pulls over.

“what is that, what’re you- crying? something happened in the two seconds I wasn’t looking at you?” his eyes are darting back and forth between the road and your face, moving one of his hands to the back of your head in an attempt to soothe you the best he could.

“no—nothings wrong it’s just- i had a lot of fun today. with you, and i don’t want it to end.” that seemed to ease his nerves, sighing and loosening his grip on the wheel.

“shit, it that all? i’m not goin’ anywhere.”

after that he’s more understanding, he can usually tell when something will make you cry and he does his best to keep you in mind — even if it’s ultimately unavoidable ♡

ʚɞ ⁺˖ he’s not the best at words of comfort but he’s always up to holding you curled up in his lap, letting you cry into his shirt while he rubs your back and offers up whatever he’s smoking

ʚɞ ⁺˖ if you start crying somewhere public he’ll bring your head to his shoulder, asking if you want to step out for a second and glaring at anyone that looks at you any way he deems unkind, quick to tell them to fuck off before you even notice

[fuckit-shithappens]

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1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? man down, butterfly effect, rake it up, young dumb & broke, when i was yung2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? salice rose 🤤3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. there ain't no book next to me4: What do you think about most? how i ignore everything & i mean EVERYTHING😂5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? "lmfao her dumb ass nigga"6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? w clothes 7: What’s your strangest talent? i don't have anything 8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) girls are a pain in the ass but imma still fuck w them. boy suck asshole i can't stand them🤷🏽‍♀️9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? i've had like 3 poems10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? uhh idk?11: Do you have any strange phobias? i hate cords, untangling cords, looking at cords when there all mixed together, cords wrapped around me, on me, i can't i freak out12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? no lmao13: What’s your religion? ion got one 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? enjoying the air lol on the trampoline15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind, unless i'm lookin good that day💁🏽😂16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? TØP17: What was the last lie you told? mm ion remember 18: Do you believe in karma? yes19: What does your URL mean? it's my fav quote 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? idek tbh on both 21: Who is your celebrity crush? Nicki Minaj & Salice Rose😍😍22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? yes😂23: How do you vent your anger? i cry, punch shit, or keep it in & take it out on people 🙄24: Do you have a collection of anything? alcohol bottles25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? video chatting26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? ehh ion know 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? idk bout the sound i hate but i do love the sound of girl moans👅28: What’s your biggest “what if”? i don't heal from the damage my ex has done..29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes & yes💯💯30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. my popcorn & the cabinet 31: Smell the air. What do you smell? my popcorn & this scensy32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? little axe😂33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? west coast34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? chris brown👏🏽35: To you, what is the meaning of life? 🤔🤔36: Define Art. bitch me, tf lmao jk 37: Do you believe in luck? ehh 38: What’s the weather like right now? sunny, 8239: What time is it? 2:5440: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? yes & i've hit a deer🦌41: What was the last book you read? i haven't read yet 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? no43: Do you have any nicknames? crybaby, babes, crusty, kyle & kwizzle 44: What was the last film you saw? IT45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? hit my head & had a seizure lol46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? no i've killed one tho 47: Do you have any obsessions right now? midgets, i lowkey have an obsession w midgets😬48: What’s your sexual orientation? gay asf🏳️‍🌈49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? prolly50: Do you believe in magic? no51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? yes😅52: What is your astrological sign? aries♈️53: Do you save money or spend it? spend it lol 54: What’s the last thing you purchased? weed55: Love or lust? love56: In a relationship? nah57: How many relationships have you had? 358: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? nope 59: Where were you yesterday? at the zoo60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? no 61: Are you wearing socks right now? yes62: What’s your favourite animal? horse63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? honestly don't even know 😂 64: Where is your best friend? cali65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. ion know66: What is your heritage? 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? sleeping68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? ion know69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? uh yeah 😂70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? hell fuckin yes 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? i gotta make this money mane😬72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? only some b) What do you do with your remaining days? id go to the beach & smoke a blunt & meet salice & go see things c) Would you be afraid? nah 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. trust 74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? tells somebody 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 432676: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? trust each other, giving each other air, being comfortable w each other, being loyal, laughs, understanding each other, communicating💯 77: How can I win your heart? make me laugh, give me SOME attention, handle me 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? idk79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? nothing honestly 😂80: What size shoes do you wear? 8/981: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? she was the shit82: What is your favourite word? fuck83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. guarded84: What is a saying you say a lot? im lit 85: What’s the last song you listened to? video phone86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? turquoise & black87: What is your current desktop picture? a rainbow light88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? a person89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? 🤷🏽‍♀️90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? biiiiiittccchhhh, imma start swinging & run91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? mind reading 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? the day i went to the beach 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? when i was lil 👀94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? nicki manaj prolly95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? cancun96: Do you have any relatives in jail? no97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? no98: Ever been on a plane? yes99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? this shit world sucks