#from self application of art skills and Prof Jackie Aina
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But if I'm always the one who "does too much" for events, why am I not given the most accurate time that we're to leave for an event instead of being woken up whenever and expected to do my entire routine in minutes while also complaining about how I'm not moving fast enough after being thrown off my entire riddim 😒
#it's alway 'but you can do it in 5 mins' this is not a YouTube challenge it's my routine#like how you want me to have pigmented eye shadow but think putting a white base takes too long#or that oh I don't need to put anything on my face#but God be damned if I don't even put pressed powder cuz#'a lady needs to still put something: powder and eye liner'#but my lashes take too long for everyone else#and my technique can be cut down#despite the fact that I have several perfected over years of practice#from self application of art skills and Prof Jackie Aina#everyone wants what I do without the meat and seasoning#like this is why I say give me two hours#cuz I hate being stressed when I do my makeup#it's supposed to be a fun expression of self for me#dressing up and putting on heels and makeup and nails and taking pics that's fun#and to rush me to the point that I can't enjoy myself cuz it was decided through telepathy#departure time and what time to get up#and I'm not telepathic though#it's not even an event for me yet I'm getting the most bitching out of it tf
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