#frodrick

[thecardiovascular-system]

ARE YOU OKAY ? this is . carmilla btw . Bebo ran off somewhere

we jinxed a new alter and now i’m getting screamed at so that’s fun/sar

actually wait the screaming stopped never mind

whatever it was still annoying

[i-am-very-confuse]

frodrick here i’m gonna clear some shit up

atlas doesn’t hate all of you he was just having a breakdown last night so don’t take it personally or whatever

[glittering-moonlillie]

FRODS

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

[reliciron]

SWTOR + text posts - part 4

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 5

[hoiist]

I got a very cute commission from @spindlewit of Vii and Doc with T7

[grvstnaya-svka]

I fucking hated Fredrick Bitchass Usher with a passion that I was not expecting to … I mean just look at this stupid fucker with his dumbass bun /ponytail bullshit

Fredrick “frodrick” Usher is such a fuckin pussy wtf?! Bitch looks like he’d have a fuckin aneurism if he accidentally brushed up against a tiddy how the hell did this fool land a wife like that??

AND THEN HAVE THE GODDAMN GALL, THE AUDACITY TO ABUSE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ????

Who, mind you, was already no doubt in excruciating fucking pain and absolutely paying the consequences as it was!

And for what? Cheating? I’d cheat on him too! In a heartbeat. Jesus Christ. I don’t know how much love was there before the “terrible accident” but babe you could do so much better than mf sweaty Freddy. Only two reasons to marry him had to be pity and, well, I’m sure the money fuckin helped as well.

Also you can’t convince me that this absolute beauty (inside and out), this fucking queen,

Ms. Lenore Usher,

… was the spawn of that dipshit. Like… the math don’t work. The math ain’t mathin for me. I’m sorry but no.

Which, made his death scene all the more sweet. And miss Verna was fuckin serving during that entire scene 😘🤌

Fuck.

🔪

Disclaimer: I’m not fuckin stupid. It’s a show. this fucker just got under my skin lol. Absolutely no disrespect to Henry Thomas tho. Just lose the fuckin ponytail please god

[miraluking-respectfully]

How Tall are the SWTOR Boyfriends?

This was written some months ago, but the Theron Height Poll has inspired me to actually post it.

Basing my metrics around 1) the average male height in the USA where I live (5'9" or 1.75m, according to google) 2) what would be funniest or cutest when matched to their personalities and dynamics with the player character. Bear in mind: I am not operating under the assumption that being a short man is something to be ashamed of (it isn't in the real world and it isn't in Star Wars), but some of the husbands in this video game have personalities that are...enhanced by engaging in a little playful stereotyping. You'll see what I mean.

Jorgan: 5'11-6'/~1.8m, hovering somewhere in the above average range. It makes him more intimidating to the average private who makes the mistake of getting his attention, but by the same token, more charming when he warms up to the Trooper and proves himself just a big fuzzy kitty. With a big fuzzy sniper rifle

Andronikos: 5'6ish, 5'7ish (~1.7m), hard to tell because he slouches. He only really stands up straight when he's trying to be a big tough guy

Quinn: 5'7"/1.7018m. No ambiguity because his posture is perfect. Alternate Interpretation: However tall your SW is, he is exactly 6 centimeters shorter. Come Here Elbow Rest

Doc: 5'4"/1.6m. No, not because I think his womanizing personality is him "overcompensating"; in fact Doc's height is only ever an advantage in his romantic conquests. He comes on so strong that him being particularly tall might be intimidating. But nah, he's just a little birthday boy, so the hot people in his orbit let their guard down, allowing him to get in close and hit 'em with a pickup line related to his medical expertise. Being small also means he's harder to hit when helping retrieve wounded resistance fighters from the battlefield #BalmorraForever

Felix: 5'11"/~1.8m, he gets an ABOVE AVERAGE height bc he is an ABOVE AVERAGE husband can I get an AMEN

Torian: You ever met a high school freshman and been fucking shocked that children are allowed to be so enormous? The kid's like, 14 years old and shot up like two feet over the summer, and it feels illegal? That's Torian. He's 19 and he's been 6'2"/~1.87m for the past five and a half years, but he's still a little gangly and the only reason he knows how to control his extremely long limbs is he's literally a trained fighter. Alternate Interpretation: If your BH is taller than 5'10, he's 5'10 exactly

Corso: 6'/1.82m. I know I just said negative associations around short men don't exist in The Galaxy Far Far Away, but Corso seems like the kind of guy who would somehow independently develop a complex about his height, if he was short. The fact he doesn't means he must be tall

Vector: God, I really wanted to make him on the shorter side of average to pair with his mild-mannered personality and contrast the more unusual elements of his speech and his eyes, but his sleek character design makes him feel tall when I'm looking at him. He's also the only LI I've drawn beside one of my characters, and I just sort of unconsciously made him tall because my agent is kind of short, and it looked appealing. Results inconclusive; some boyfriends can grow as tall as starships while others can be as small as mites

Arcann: 5'8"/1.72m. (Thexan was 5'9")

Theron: No taller than 5'9"/1.75m. Theron seems like a pretty normal guy when you meet him, until he reveals himself to be an insane little freak (affectionate), so giving him the most Average Height Possible feels correct.

Koth: However tall Lana is, Koth is exactly 2 cm shorter.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk. I encourage spirited debate in the replies. Girl LI Height Opinions still percolating

[thecardiovascular-system]

HEY FUCKER FUCKER AND BORING FUCKER

-v1

rude

HEY ROBITCH

nice to know that nickname is versatile

[melsilurian]

rip jedi companions

rip doc you wouldve loved my three weed smoking girlfriends rip kira carsen you would've loved cursing people out on twitter for not liking taylor rip scourge you wouldve nose exhaled at facebook boomer memes and held your phone in a weird way showing it to your kids rip t-7 you would've loved "you got a friend in me" rip sgt. rusk you wouldve loved the clone army (104 battalion specifically) rip qyzen you wouldve loved the hunters of artemis rip theran cedrax you wouldve loved character ai rip zenith you wouldve loved standing up for the pledge of allegiance everyday for school rip nadia you wouldve loved thrift store trinkets rip iresso you wouldve loved a vacation

[zephhhhh]

swtor secret santa for @lordbarroomdoor! hope you like it!

w/ a bonus bc i misread the prompt and just drew them chilling instead of during a ceremony

[isaac-clarke]

Bruce Campbell from Star Wars, idk I never played it. Mixed media alcohol markers, color pencils, black ink, goauche paint

[sealeneee]

ok this one is getting more notes than expected i'm gonna add the banner just in case

[anewgayeveryday]

Today's LGBT+ Character is;

Frodrick Toadstool and Toadie from Amphibia-Gay

Requested by Anon

Status; Alive and dating

[reliciron]

SWTOR + text posts - part 5

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4

[fantasm-legacy]

Tyn can never escape the homosexual allegations even if he wanted to

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