#fritz bruchschnauser

[milton-dammers]

I have this lovely book! 🖤

Thank You @pangaeastarseed for this and the fact that even small technical problems we could fix! Hah

I recommend this artist! @pillowprincessherbertwest

[skrunklyprisonprincess]

Started this for the piracy prompt before thinking up the d-day idea, may as well post the sketch (don't plan on finishing it)

Simple Fritz portrait :) in his silly lil pirate costume

[jeff-grzebienie]

Fritz Bruchschnauser or Shepard Lambrick

[slushi-chan]

So I watched Beethoven’s Treasure Tail like last month because Jeffrey Combs was in it, and I made my friend watch it with me (well only his scenes) but the more time passed the more questions a had about the movie that the creators definitely did not think about because it’s a kids movie. So spoilers ahead of anyone cares

Jeffs character, Fritz Bruchschnauser, you find out at the end of the movie isn’t the real Fritz, he’s an imposter (and also not German) and the real guy mentions Jeff’s character (real name Howard) stole his private Helicopter, boat, Land Rover, and wardrobe. How the HELL does someone manage to steal not just a helicopter or a boat but both of those as well as a car, like the dude is rich, he had to have had good security, right? So how did this man steal giant forms or transportation from him??? Also on the topic of the wardrobe, I’m assuming he didn’t steal his actual clothes (I mean if he did how tf would he pull that off) so that means he got measurements for clothes that are the same as the other guys, which is weird since some of the outfits he wears are like purple velvet suits. He didn’t just like wear suits like Fritz, who appears in a normal suit, he decided to also get the weird specific suits to copy?? It’s just all so weird.

[riskle-raskle]

Fritz Bruchschnauser,,, is gay,,,

You mean to tell me this man is straight?? He dresses like this for majority of the movie!!!

[dinobobwhereheshouldntbe]

Dinosaur Bob shouldn't be on Fritz Bruchschnauser's eyepatch.

[roadmapofpain]

Guten tag my friends!

[the0verboss]

Ok i told myself i was gonna give a real opinion on this one. And honestly surprisingly watchable and fun. Its light, its low stakes and its silly, all of these being total selling points. Also i love a dog movie, because i never get tired of the dog even when im tired of the people. a big dog is even better.

It has a decent amount of Jeff as well (i've certainly watched worse movies or less Jeff, lookin at you Time Tracers) He's a cute inept villain and a sleezy businessman, or is he? The accent is fully terrible on purpose, the costumes are goofy, the performance is Over over the top. Its great. He even has an evil henchman named Simon who garners some good laugh moments as well.

Maybe I'm easily amused but i did find myself actually laughing because lets face it a farty dog is funny at any age. If you havent seen any of the other Beethoven movies you dont have to because this will take time to explain whats going on and who all the players are.

Here have some screen grabs of Jeff

I love that giant dog treat because they don't even use it.

ima give it like idk 4/6 ? is it a masterpiece? no. did it need to be, to be enjoyable? also no. was it enjoyable, yea it was, atleast i think so. also hey if ya got like small kids, i don't but my brother does, look, a jeff movie you can put on with them. something for both of you.

it doesn't matter what it is Jeffrey combs will somehow get me to watch it....this morning we're doing Beethoven's Treasure Tail...

Thoughts so far. Im gonn have to make a photoset of JEff in leather gloves, and the accent is kiiiiiilling me

[fuckyeahjeffreycombs]

Fritz Bruchschnauser, ‘Beethoven’s Treasure Tail’, 2014.

[milton-dammers]

Bruchschnauser and Bittleman would be great buddies.

[roadmapofpain]

Fritz Bruchschnauser! ❤️

“He’s an imposter…His name is Howard Belch. And he’s not even German!”

Beethoven’s Treasure Tail, 2014, Dir. Ron Oliver

[jeff-grzebienie]

Combsverse (2)

Part 66

[slushi-chan]

Also he bought land in the small town that the movie takes place in under Fritz Bruchschnauser’s name, so did he steal this man’s info and buy land with his money or is Howard rich or somewhat rich and he used his money and another guys name. I think the former is definitely what happened but it’s not explained only that he’s a fake. Also if he bought land under the guys name and with his information how did this guy not get him sooner?? And his assistant is fine with all the crime and illegal stuff and only brings up needing a new job when his boss is a dick, they even laugh together about throwing the child overboard in the middle of the ocean to and seeing if he’s a good swimmer and they do the most neurodivergent dance when they find the treasure. Why is his assistant fine with all this, how long has he been working for this man?

So I watched Beethoven’s Treasure Tail like last month because Jeffrey Combs was in it, and I made my friend watch it with me (well only his scenes) but the more time passed the more questions a had about the movie that the creators definitely did not think about because it’s a kids movie. So spoilers ahead of anyone cares

Jeffs character, Fritz Bruchschnauser, you find out at the end of the movie isn’t the real Fritz, he’s an imposter (and also not German) and the real guy mentions Jeff’s character (real name Howard) stole his private Helicopter, boat, Land Rover, and wardrobe. How the HELL does someone manage to steal not just a helicopter or a boat but both of those as well as a car, like the dude is rich, he had to have had good security, right? So how did this man steal giant forms or transportation from him??? Also on the topic of the wardrobe, I’m assuming he didn’t steal his actual clothes (I mean if he did how tf would he pull that off) so that means he got measurements for clothes that are the same as the other guys, which is weird since some of the outfits he wears are like purple velvet suits. He didn’t just like wear suits like Fritz, who appears in a normal suit, he decided to also get the weird specific suits to copy?? It’s just all so weird.

[dinobobwhereheshouldntbe]

Dinosaur Bob shouldn’t be in Fritz’s helicopter.

[roadmapofpain]

[fuckyeahjeffreycombs]

Fritz Bruchschnauser, ‘Beethoven’s Treasure Tail’, 2014.