#friedricerambling

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*crying*

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I love saving random ass shit on Google Photos so that the app could pull out the wildest shit two-three years later

google photos is so funny. three years since fish in da sink

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With all the shipping and spicy shenanigans that I have been doing, my boyfriend is slowly regretting influencing me to watch Transformers...

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I can't get over Tyler, The Creator's Igor and just imagining MegOp in its place

Like dude, it just started with me going "Haha, what if 'New Magic Wand' is in Megatron's perspective and he wants to get rid of Elita-1 just to be with Optimus." And now I am just spiraling, listening to Igor over and over, thinking just maybe, JUST MAYBE!

Anyways, here is a picture of a croissant I ate today 💛

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I got an ad about divorce while browsing through the MegOp tag...

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You know

Colt and Mortis from Brawl Stars should kiss

Haha jk jk

But what if

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Transformers enthusiasts, I have a genuine, burning question: why is there sexual dimorphism among Cybertronians when they are supposed to be asexual?

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First, I kept getting Jayvik recommendations on my dashboard. Now, I'm getting Sonadow recommendations on my dashboard!

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I accidentally roasted a hotdog with its plastic skin on.

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Copacabana is playing nonstop in my brain today, and I want everyone to suffer with me.

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Man, imagine if there is an analog horror series on Transformers Prime.

Hear me out: the bots are basically incognito to other humans, and in the show, we get to see unnamed citizens doing alien hunting and posting sightings online. What would it be like to be a person living in that timeline with giant robot aliens roaming the Earth? Would there be PSAs? Would there be someone trying to uncover Agent Fowler's work for confirmation on alien life? Would there be blurry, tape recorded clips of fights happening in the wilderness? It would be an interesting concept!

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Hi..!

My name is Fried, and welcome to my blog! If you are into fanfics, robots getting it on, or cute little cats, then we can get along very well.

A little background about me: I am a 24-year-old bisexual trying to survive. Writing is my escape from reality. I am a lurker in the Transformers fandom and passively read fanfics on AO3 and Tumblr. But this time around, I'm going to do the writing! I also love cats and own two precious babies.

My Tumblr and AO3 accounts are my alternative identities. (Surprise, surprise—my real name is not Fried Rice.) This side of the Internet is for my creative fandom pursuit. So, if you know me personally and you stumble upon this account without me telling you, you didn't.

Peace, 💛

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Hey there!

For my followers who follow for Transformers and fandom shenanigans, I'm sorry for the lack of fanfics and fan content lately. I want to slow down so I would not burnout. But don't worry, I still love Transformers and robo loving in general :)

But right now, I have big news! I'm working on a writing project! It's an original paranormal mlm romance story. More details will come soon, but for now I am working on the draft. I am quite ambitious with my story, so I hope I can deliver great content.

For now, here's a quick doodle of the two main characters:

Cheers! 🥂

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No Google, I don't want to see child prodigies publishing novels and masterpieces before age 12. I'm done being reminded that I am a loser.

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I am halfway through writing my novella. Things can only go terribly and horny from there.

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I...

am in your walls

hello there~! How are you?

Hold on, lemme just

Fancy seeing you, Doshi! Life is treating me fairly rough lately, but at least I am in a festive mood 🎄