#fridgewitch rambles

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Well, I'M proud of it.

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I JUST noticed that his shadow physically *pulls* him in. It actually grabs him before they descend, like it's making the decision for him.

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Overhearing my brother playing Skyrim:

"Is that a necromancer right in my fucking backyard? Oh, he's about to have a terrible day."

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In the Fables comics, they're all THIS sleazy dumbass:

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

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Can't stop thinking about how the more effort Lisa puts into helping the Creature, the more she does to help him piece himself back together, both physically and emotionally, the more human he becomes,the more alive he becomes. Every zap on the tanning bed he becomes a more fully realized person, with more autonomy and expression.

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I feel like Chris Pine has waited his entire career to play a bard. I'm so happy that he's finally achieved the life he deserves.

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LISA: What? Why can't we do it?

CREATURE: *very explicitly shows that there ain't no snake in his henhouse*

ME, THINKING AT MAXIMUM VOLUME: Trans? Trans? Trans zombie Victorian poet? Trans?

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Not always unfortunately; there are a few states that don't require front license plates, like Pennsylvania and Delaware. Keep an eye out and stay sharp, folks!

gays be like "omg how do you know what models of car are" when literally every car in the world has their make and model plastered right on to it

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Me: I'm going to see a musical this weekend!

Coworker: Oh, I HATE musicals.

*Beetlejuice voice*

Then goooooo FUCK YOURSELF!!!!

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Leola was autistic fucking FIGHT ME

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Beetlejuice: I love you so much baby, I would kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.

Lydia: No.

Astrid: I will.

Lydia: Astrid, no.

Astrid: Too late- sandworm time.

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I am The One Risen From Ashes, the Victory of the People, from the Land with Many Streams.

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Percival "I want us to be whatever you want us to be" De Rolo my BOYYYYYY

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Everyone in this movie is a different flavor of autistic because I said so and because it's correct.

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A moment of silence for Holga and her one true love, the potato.