#fricking youtube man

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FNAF 3 SPECIAL !!

oh wait, did yall really thought I was going to forget my goofy stinky evil bunny man's anniversary/birthday? you fools, I didn't do a draw, a single doodle even, but a whole FULL ANIMATION SHITPOST!! HAHA!!

(actually is a remake/remaster of the old one that I did last year but let's pretend I did it everything just now)

Hope you guys enjoy this silly funny animation I did for my beloved peepaw willy :3 happy 8th anniversay fnaf 3, happy bday springy!

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November 9th our suffering begins!

[aisy15-chan]

If most win Volo AU X Y/N fanfic i have reading has theme song it be this:

As you all know or not i'm not really interested in win or god Volo AU because eh i don't know maybe it's not my cup of tea but i have an idea that maybe someone has already made but i just wrote it for fun you can used it i don't really mind: toxic yaoi (or idk whatever the gender stuff) & enemies to lover type, The rebellion of the god Volo from the defeated Hero (Y/N/OC) who with other rebel against new rule god has force hides in underground looking for a gap for a rematch.

[rainbowsylvie]

NEW SONG JUST DROPPED

[zenmom]

What game should I review? I know there are some popular games out there. Which game should I try next?

Meanwhile, I’ve been playing a little more on no man’s sky. Who would’ve thought this game is amazing in a way that you can travel to distant worlds and different galaxies for each solar system.

Man, I can’t wait to play more of that game. Well, I should’ve looked at sonic frontiers since sonic’s being cool and I like him (I love shadow)

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

Sk8 dub forever and ever amen.

And then just dub Adam only to top it off WARNING: listening to dub Adam lines could possibly be considered analogous to experiencing sexual harassment via media, this voice actor did not need to go this hard in this role and yet he did!!! He did that for us!!! Thanks I hate it the performance makes me Viscerally uncomfortable great job hell of a villain.

Happy sk8 dub Friday take some time to appreciate the English sk8 dub today.

When I’m not actively watching Sk8, I consider Adam to be just some guy, not that important, and then I rewatch sk8 and every single scene Adam is in is a big-lipped alligator moment. This man is in a completely different genre and reality than every other character. He’s like an evil looney tunes character, just out here trying to murder high schoolers in a skateboarding duel.

And that’s just the standard sk8 Adam shit, that’s not even to Mention English dub Adam. Dub Adam is on an entirely different level. Every single line!!! Like yes ‘bitches and bros and non-binary hoes’ is forever iconic, but every Single line delivery is camp. He’s introduced just alone in a room staring at a wall of camera monitors and instead of humming menacingly like the Japanese dub Adam, he is operatically warbling along with the melody of Beethoven’s Fate Symphony. There are SO many things wrong with this guy!!!!!!!!

[serendipnpipity]

AUDIO WITH TRANSCRIPT

@dnpbeats Emma, I have so many thoughts right now and you're probably hearing a lotttt about this but I just want to put them here for you:

The “three unanswered DMs” thing is so interesting considering the *protective of PhilsLion* thing from Phil in the past, especially when he mentioned a) talking to Lion about the fake Lioness account and b) debunking the second Lion account. What made the first PhilsLion so special? Why would he be protective if he never heard from the original PhilsLion in the first place?

If Dan acctually was the account, “Shut up, they got a job” from Dan would be so funny bc yes, bub, PhilsLion did get a job. Frequently collaborating with fellow YouTuber and partner in crime Phi— *sirens blaring*

“Does that mean the lion is dead?” “No.” Idk. Idk, man, I know I’m reading too much into this, but the way Phil says it is so soft but firmly insistent that it takes me right back to point #1. PhilsLion is special in some way, so it would be unbearable to think that the lion is dead.

Dan moves on so fricking fast from this question. And he never outright says no. He also forgot he burnt pasta, so I don’t trust his faulty memory one bit.

OH BACK TO POINT THREE: "Does that mean the lion is dead?" set off alarm bells in my head but i could not pinpoint why, it's such a *can we move on from this please i do not want to talk about this* because boi was about to get caught out lyingggggggggg

[cartoon-cass]

Comprehensive breakdown of MURDER DRONES - Episode 7: Mass Destruction

I saw a breakdown of this episode on youtube and it was just clearly rushed so I want to do this episode justice so here's my comprehensive breakdown.

New intro, look at them! They look so happy, that is not the case in the episode, to say the least. With how much rubber hosing this animation has I would not be surprised if this was done by Kevin Temmer Tunes with what he learned from amazing digital circus Edit: N was animated by Micah Preciado and Uzi by Zachary Preciado

Bad day to accidentally grab the wrong uniform, I do wonder where the actual Dr.Chambers was in all this. Wonder if it would have made a difference... probably not.

Not actually important but having the shadows of the claws that aren't actually there be the thing to interact with the world is fucking cool as hell. This whole scene is a cool twist on an exorcism with robots and science.

Like look at this, it's a pentagram magnet, a normal pentagram from my basic pop culture understanding it's meant to not only summon a demon but also keep them from leaving the circle. A strong magnet is so smart for this case as it's used to keep Nori in place, I mean it doesn't end up working in the end but it's the thought that counts.

It took my second watch of this episode to realize why the lights got turned on, it revealed the tentacles and claws but it's sun light, the same stuff that burns the Disassembly Drones and Uzi. It even has the same effect as in the end of Episode 4

Can I just say how extra it is making the USB a crucifix, I love it. Also I just notice that on the end of the crucifix the detailing is actually in the shape of a USB symbol, the details in this show is amazing, you can see all the love that went in to it.

This is probably the most terrifying way to hold these robots. I couldn't blame any of the robots for wanting to kill the human good god. Also Yeva playing Tetris, the game has a lot of ties to Russia so wonder if she spoke Russian too, she doesn't speak in this episode and not sure if we'll get more flashback with her so not sure if we will ever find out.

Not sure why Mitchell stop Yeva from entering the church but I like to think he thought Yeva was like a kid, look at him holding her hand in the scene before, and was trying to keep her save and knew something was off. That being said I'd love to hear what you think is his reasoning, sound off in the comments/reblogs.

Pulling back we can see Nori, specifically her core, looking at a crucifix comparing it to the USB crucifix in the video to see if it's the one with the patch, it's not, so she goes out for the hunt to see if she can find it.

Like daughter, like mother, honestly cool little details that lets us know what kind of character Nori is with the very little time we have with her. Drawing made presumably by her of herself as a human cat girl, twice, motor oil cans everywhere, a fricking ninja star, nightcore music, a anime statue that might be a reference to something but I have no clue, also magnets which have been used in the passed like drugs so that's um... something.

was originally just going to point out the funny little animation errors in this scene, as the paper goes through the Ipod and the crinkled paper is mirrored but then I wanted to check what was on the paper and...

It's a missing poster of all things? it uses the exact posters used in episode 3 it's probably just reusing assets but I thought it was a cool thing to point out.

Uzi bleeds blood in these scenes and it's not necessarily mentioned out loud, clearly something AS related, but there might be more to it, or it just looks cool.

This man is in some serious denial, but credit where credit is due, when "Tessa" tells N to stop he turns around, and when Uzi apologized for not being able to help he immediately apologized for Snapping at her. Also look at Tessa's little pointing, thought it was funny.

N: "We're not going to hurt you."

I can't blame Uzi for taking this the wrong way, he's clearly telling Tessa off but all Uzi hears is "hurt you", hence why she only parrots that part.

Thad: "Aaand you won't tell me why we're wandering around 'cause...?" Lizzy: "I'm a good friend, and secrets are blackmail. And it's not about football." Thad: "Okay. Does your secret friend want to know about football, or...?"

Anyone else wondering who Lizzy's good friend is? The only 2 characters we know are good friends with Lizzy are Doll and V. It's possible that through everything Doll sent a text to Lizzy asking her to do something but I feel like V just makes more sense. This does assume V made her way away from the sentinels, if I had to guess she's just a core at the moment which might be why she couldn't do it herself, no wings nor weapons as a core, also makes the blackmail line make more sense.

N: "I deserve this. I deserve this. I deserve this."

Baby girl NO! no you don't, your too hard on your self

That scream. That cut. *chef's kiss* perfect.

This scene just shows us why Uzi went towards the church. Also note when she's the most stressed her eye turns yellow so it does seem stress is the deciding factor whether she can be possessed.

V/AS: You know, you're one of the main reasons... [voice glitching] ...I wanted your team to retain your personalities.

This quote I think has some interesting implications, I mean it obviously confirms that the DD squad was influence by AS but it might also be why it keeps a bit of the personality of which ever host it's using.

This scene holy shit, the music, the lighting, the sound design and animation, that's how you do horror! You don't even need detailed gore, in fact most of it is just off screen. like look at the DD's off in the distance one catches the pilot of the helicopter mid air then they fight over it like hungry animals.

Ok so I hit the image limit and it's almost 1 in the morning so I'm gonna go to bed and continue this tomorrow

~to be continued~

[kangmoon27]

-MASTERLIST- DARK ONESHOTS

Pairing: Jungkook x fem reader

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•Royal au•

Royal affair

Pairing: villager Jungkook x Queen Y/n

Summary: You're a married woman. You're a queen who's married to the king but you're in love with a village who eventually asked to marry your younger sister.

Lick Frick

Pairing: Manipulative King Jungkook x Married villager Y/n

Summary: When your husband use you to get his position higher by giving you to the King who's overly obsessed with you.

Love Potion

Pairing: Villager/witch Jungkook x Princess Y/n

Summary: You went to the woods and meet the monster that everyone talks about. The man who have a burned half of his face. Did you fell for him or it's just the love Potion?

Under his control

Pairing: yandere/Manipulative King Jungkook x Queen Y/n

Summary: when the king is so obsessed to his wife. The queen.

King's Slave

Pairing: yandere king Jungkook x servant Y/n (witch?)

Summary: when the king asked you if your best friend will make a great queen but instead you told him that you can be better than her.

King's Doll

Pairing: Yandere king Jungkook x Doll Yn.

Summary: When the king is obsessed with his sister's doll and secretly stole it from her to turn in into a human in exchange of his wife.

Unwanted

Pairing: King/brother Jungkook × slave/older sister YN.

Summary: In past life he's your lover but what will happen if at the present time he became your brother. Will you still be able to love him?

Chaos Disaster

Pairing: King-obsessed Jungkook x Princess Y/n [Royal Au,]

Summary: You meant no harm to anyone but with you not being by the king's side is a threat to everyone, chaos disaster will happen cause the king Is out there ready to throw kn'fe in everyone's throat without you by his side.

•Others•

Curvy wavy

Pairing: Obsessed Jungkook x Y/n

Summary: when Jungkook always love watching everything you do. When you take a bath, dressing up, undressing. Everything.

Saleslady (sell my body)

Pairing: Possessive Jungkook x Saleslady Y/n

Summary: At that night you're only meant to please his father but turn out you end up pleasuring him instead

Little Mind

Pairing: Manipulative/obsessed Jungkook x Y/n

Summary: You're a waiter on a luxurious restaurant and that night you're only meant to serve their meal but end up making their mentally ill son obsessed with you.

Memory lost

Pairing: Manipulative yandere racer Jungkook x runaway bride Y/n

Summary: When you got hit by a car and the guy who hit you intently fell for you and keep you as his wife after finding out you lost your memories.

Foolish Action

Pairing: twins Jeon x Arrogant Jungkook x Yandere Obsessed Jungguk x Yandere Y/n

Summary: When you though you're having a forbidden affair with you step brother Jungkook but turned out it was Jungguk.

My dirty little secret

Pairing: Nerdy yandere Jungkook x bully possessive Y/n

Summary: Everyone has their dirty little secret it just happened that yours is dark one.

Call out my name

Pairing: Obsessed devil Jungkook x human Y/n

Summary: He always appears everytime you call out his name and fck you hard.

Marriage for sex

Pairing: Possessive Jungkook x Y/n

Summary: He marries you for your body while you marry him for his money.

Dirty liar

Pairing: Possessive Jungkook x Maid Yandere Y/n

Summary: He's married but you want him so you will do everything to have him.

Heaven and Back

Pairing: Possessive Jungkook x stripper Y/n

Summary: she's high, she's in the sky tonight she's satisfied, rolling back her eyes.

Bed warmer

Pairing: Possessive Jungkook x stripper Y/n

Summary: you're his bed warmer. You're supposed to be warming his bed every single night.

Sinful Touch

Pairing: manipulative yandere Jungkook x Nun Y/n

Summary: He manipulates you. He knows how to make you feel week. He call you a sinner while he's truly the one

Devil's Meal

Pairing: demon king Jungkook x incubus Y/n

Summary: you're his favorite meal that he always keep coming back to you and taste you after tasting others.

Mine to fck, my to ruined

Pairing: Mafia Jungkook x babygirl Y/n

Summary: He's the boss and you have to do everything he says. Sugar daddyxbabygirl.

Make me feel good

Pairing: student Jungkook x Teacher Y/n.

Summary: When your student is obsessed with you and often sneak in to your house and watch you take a bath and more.

D'e for you, k'll for you

Pairing: Yandere Jungkook x Bully Y/n.

Summary: When you made him confess to you and rejected him Infront of everyone just to embarrass him not knowing he would do anything and everything for you.

Chain On my neck

Pairing: Married Jungkook x Stripper Y/n.

Summary: You're not meant to fall for him cause he's married and to avoid that you accept the marriage proposal for someone not knowing he's actually Jungkook's cousin.

Not right but feels right

Pairing: Ex Jungkook x Married Y/n

Summary: When you have to do it with your ex just to save your husband's company.

Marriage for s'x

Pairing: Cold husband Jungkook x wifey Y/n.

Summary: He marry you for your body while you marry him for his money

Period cramps

Pairing: Gangster Jungkook x gf Y/n.

Summary: They said s'x is the best way to reduce period cramps.

Ride me while I drive

Pairing: Mafia Jungkook x Yn.

Summary: he's mad. So mad that he asked you to ride him while he drives.

Brother in law

Pairing: Brother in law Jungkook x Married Y/n.

Summary: As soon as your husband left to work a strong arms wrapped around your waist and started kissing your neck. You knew it is your brother in law

Noona

Pairing: Half brother Jungkook x Older sister Y/n.

Summary: You both have the same mother but different fathers but is it possible for both of you to have affair?. Yes it is cause it already happened.

Right now with you

Pairing: Jungkook x Y/n

Summary: He wants you right now before he even wakes up.

Cruel beast

Pairing: idol yandere Jungkook x Idol Y/n

Summary: He will do everything and anything just to be able to wrap his arms around you again. Everything.

The boy

Pairing: Bhrams Yandere Jungkook x babysitter Y/n

Summary: they paid you a huge amount of money just to babysit their son who turned out to be a doll named kookie not knowing the real kookie is actually all grown up and living behind the walls where he always watches you.

Womanizer

Pairing: Womanizer Phycho Fboy Jungkook x Yn

Summary: He's known for being a womanizer who always go around with different girls and apparently you became one of those girls that he only see as one nightstand.

Territorial

Pairing: yandere Jungkook x Yandere Yn

Summary: you're just a high schooler who fell in love with a gangster like him. Is it wrong? Is it wrong to be territorial just to make sure you will be able to keep him all for yourself?.

Sinful Puzzle

Pairing: Young master!richJungkook x maid Yn

Summary: You used to have an affair with your young master who left to study abroad and promise to marry you once he came back but he came back with someone who he introduced as his fiance and eventually asked you to give birth to his child cause his fiance couldn't give him.

Control You

Pairing: Supreme leader/cult yandere possessive Jungkook x force wife Yn.

Summary: Growing up it was never in his wanting to be the leader of a cult but if it means he could have you and control you then he's up with it.

And To Be Convicted

Pairing: Badboy! Manipulative Jungkook x Y/n

Summary: you knew how dangerous he is, you know how bad he is and how he's the biggest walking red flag but you blinded yourself for your love for him.

Can't Change

Pairing: Gangster Jungkook x Y/n

Summary: You tried to change your gangster boyfriend so that your parents can accept him but soon you realized you just couldn't.

Bestie's Father

Pairing: Father Jungkook x Jungkook's daughter's best friend Y/n

Summary: It just happened that you find yourself liking your friends father and fucking him begin your best friend's back.

Still Mine

Pairing: Ex Jungkook x Married Y/N

Summary: He knew you're still he's, even after your break up, even after your marriage. You're still his. But he wanted you to pay for what you did so he came after your daughter.

[faggy--butch]

hey i just wanted to let you know that that post you reblogged recently about roe v wade being overturned really hit me hard (in a good way.) it sucks to say but i don't think i'm ever gonna forget that when it happened, trans communities i was a part of (both online and "offline") were saying that, "yeah this sucks and all, but trans men and transmascs should really stop talking about this because it's triggering trans women and transfems by reminding them they can't get pregnant, and besides you're like, men now, so you should sit down and let the women talk about this, cis or trans." i honestly felt like i was losing it. i don't think i'm ever gonna forget how hopeless and silenced i felt. and i've never seen anyone talk about similar stuff until now so it's really important to me. idk. thanks for speaking up about stuff and uplifting other people speaking about stuff that i've grown too pessimistic to bring up.

That's so fricking awful. I saw someone a YouTube comment the other day something like "trans men pre transition can get pregnant" like they forget there's a middle part to transition, or that not everyone can get bottom surgery or even want it.

It's always pre transition IE "girl" (person who can talk about reproductive oppression)and post transition IE "real man with cock and balls" there's no in-between. That is used against trans men all the times, they're either stupid little girls or dangerous predatory men invading women's spaces and that's what's happened here.

Trans men existing is a threat to feminism in their eyes. That's just a fact. They can't fathom that a man could experience the same reproductive violence and oppression that they experience, because it terrifies them. Trans people can also hold this idea because of transradicalfeminism.

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I need more content about Chuuya. like, Soukoku is the bsd couple with more works on Ao3, the most loved of the whole fandom, there are over 20 thousand fanfictions. there are tons of edits and AMV about him on tiktok and youtube, tons of x reader and fanarts. but it's (almost) always the sweet and a little dumb Chuuya.

Chuuya who's in love with Dazai and is begging him not to leave, who's mad at him for leaving the fricking mafia and "abandoning him", who's crying about being the second choice for everyone (fuck that, especially the "kouyou chose kyouka over chuuya"- you're telling me she chose to protect a 14ys girl over a 22ys man who's a mafia executive? oh sorry she should have left the child alone my bad), who is constantly manipulated by Dazai and betrayed (and content like this is made by people who love Dazai but don't understand him one bit- like yeah he manipulated the Sheep into betraying Chuuya but the Sheep were fucking assholes who didn't deserve Chuuya, and Dazai treated him fucking better than them- don't let me get started ab them or I'll never stop), feminized Chuuya, short and skinny Chuuya who likes to be the little spoon cause Dazai is the big strong man, lonely Chuuya who doesn't have anyone and basically dumb Chuuya who doesn't understand Dazai and cries to his sleep ab him.

fuck no, and I've been reposting every post that talks ab this. we want more Stormbringer Chuuya, and we don't have him 'cause not everyone has access to the novel or wants to read it. but Stormbringer is my Bible and should be everyone's.

We want more 15 years old Chuuya who carried on his shoulder a whole organization, the same organization that treated him like a damned dog, who got betrayed by the people he was sacrificing himself for the moment he tried to do something for himself, who was tricked into joining the Port Mafia (an organization he hated), who's easily read and manipulated and is aware of it, who never gave up on his humanity and worked hard and became important and strong for his new organization in a year as a teenager, who was able to made Dazai survive, giving him some sort of will to live, after like days of knowing him.

We want constantly dehumanized 16 Chuuya that got tortured for hours, that found out about his terrible origins and past, who sacrificed fondamental information about himself to save Yokohama, that almost got himself killed protecting the same person who betrayed him and fought his "brother" in order to do so, that lose the friends he called family and the only chance he had to have a life outside the mafia. Desperate because of his family's death Chuuya, in his painful corrupted form Chuuya, putting his life in Dazai's hands Chuuya, the one who beated the King of Assassins Chuuya, the one who was able to destroy an entire organization with his partner Chuuya. Port Mafia Executive Chuuya, who became who he was because of himself and with Dazai's help, who was able to become stronger even without him. Chuuya who suffered because of Dazai's deflection but understood it.

22 Chuuya who met his ex-partner after four years, stronger than how Dazai remembered him and still able to surprise (Dazai's "how fast!" when Chuuya punched him was hilarious and empowering, especially after his "I know all your moves" talk- and no, we "heard" his thoughts, so it wasn't an act stop saying that he had predicted that too when chuuya's like one of the only ppl able to surprise him) one of the smartest people in their country, who made sure things didn't change between them and made said smart and manipulative man cry from laughing over his damned rich girl impression. Chuuya who is the best martial artist and probably strongest ability user (Q is a child, and his "fight" with Steinbeck said a lot about his strength- crazy yes, but Chuuya could still beat almost everyone even without his ability) in the mafia, who could probably smash a wall with and without For The Tainted Sorrow. The Chuuya who's able to survive in a world surrounded by geniuses who constantly try to manipulate him (Dazai's manipulation is different than Fyodor's shut up), and able to be one of the most influential man in Yokohama without being a freaking genius.

Chuuya who has one of the best character developments I've ever read. Chuuya who has about him a lot of information (more than anyone else, we know you love him Asagiri) (please don't love him the way you loved Odasaku) and still gets mischaracterized again and again. this is an infodump ab what Chuuya means to me.

send ao3 links ty

[artificial-transmutations]

Getting into the song

"Oh! My! God!" Evan cried out in amazement over the whirring of fans. Him and his lifelong friend Joel were in Evans basement room, reviving the tradition of their yearly LAN party after a hiatus of several years.

Of course, there was no real need for physical presence anymore, now that internet connections were stable and cheap enough. Still, Evan was a bit of a traditionalist and had begged his best friend until he had finally caved. They had already played for one and a half day, and currently, both nerds were tired and taking a break, surfing the internet.

Joel, the way bigger one of them both, turned around with his hand in the bag of chips and looked at him quizzically.

"What is it?" he asked.

"Starblush is releasing a new album next month!" Evan said excitedly.

"Star...blush" Joel repeated. "That's some kind of band I suppose?"

Evan frowned. "It's not 'some kind of band'. It's *the* very best band on earth!"

Joel had quickly googled the name and rolled his eyes.

"Oh god, I think I remember. Is that this Japanese boyband you're so obsessed about? With that idiot front man?"

"Komori Yoshitora" came the answer at once. "And he is not an idiot, he is just the most wonderful man - on. Earth. He has such a good voice, and his lyrics touch your heart, and..."

"Ookay." Joel raised his arms, with some crumbs falling to the floor in the process. "I admit I overlooked something very important in my opinion. That you are obviously utterly and deeply in love with that guy. Seriously, do you think he writes those songs himself? I wouldn't even count on him singing himself. It's a fricking boyband. The target audience are 12 year old girls!"

Evan was slowly getting agitated. "It doesn't matter if he writes the songs himself. He sings them, yes, no playback, and he just gives the words so much... soul! Why would I care about the target audience? Also, I'm not gay, but that guy is so ridiculously good looking that I would give him a blowjob any day."

Evan turned up his speakers and went to YouTube. "Here, I'm gonna show you one of their tracks. Once you heard it, you are going to love it, I'm sure!"

With that, he started a music video featuring the charismatic Japanese lead singer along with the rest of his boyband, singing a Japanese pop song on stage.

Only a few seconds in, Joel interrupted the singing: "Do you even understand what he's singing? Do you speak Japanese? Because I don't."

"No, I don't *speak* Japanese." Evan replied. "You have to look up the translated lyrics of course!"

Joel shook his head. He did have to admit that the soft, sensual voice of the lead singer didn't sound too bad, although he couldn't understand the meaning of the words. As the track ended, he said: "It's okay, I guess. Still a boyband." After a short hesitation, he added: "Show me another track."

Evan grinned in triumph and started the next song. This one was a bit faster, and the lead singer moved around more on stage.

Joel found himself really digging the rhythm. At first, he only tapped his foot to the song, but quickly found himself moving his massive body to the electronic music, doing something similar to dancing.

Although Joel hated every kind of body movement, getting into the rhythm came surprisingly easy, as if he had heard the song a hundred times before, not right now for the first time. A gurgling noise came from his belly, as his body mass slowly vanished. Before long, he had to hold up his pants or they would fall down. Evan didn't notice, too glued were his eyed to the music video.

It didn't take another request from Joel to start up the next song after this one ended. Between the videos, however, Joel had to get rid of his glasses, because his vision was getting blurry with them on. They were too big anyway, as his face was getting smoother and smaller. Moving his slim body had become easy, natural even. As he moved to the beat of this new song, slowly all body hair, including his beard silently fell from his body, sinking to the ground like snow.

There came the bridge, then another chorus. As the chorus began, Joel started to sing along. He knew the lyrics by heart and closed his eyes while singing, putting all his soul into the words.

As Evan heard the singing, he turned around, only to freeze with his mouth open. There, in his mom's basement, singing and dancing was... not Joel anymore. No, that was Komori Yoshitora, himself! The last few details changed along the last notes of the song. Komori's hair became night black, and his facial features turned delicate and well groomed, with a slight smile on it.

There was a long moment of silence between the two before Komori spoke first in broken English: "So, did I hear that right? You would give me a blowjob any day?"

As Evan nodded, still speechless and still with his mouth open, Komori smiled again and removed his shirt. "Good. I love fans like you that aren't 12 year old girls."

This story was written as a request by a subscriber over at my riot page who chose to make it publicitly available! If you, too, want to request themes or ideas, consider joining the Transformation Titan tier yourself :)

[zackpacklol]

Major Murder Drones Episode 8 (Finale) Spoilers Below, please watch it first before reading this I BEG OF YOU IT'S SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD!!!!!

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT GLITCH I'LL GIVE IT TO YA FOR A FINALE OF SUCH AN IMPACTFUL SERIES YOU DID IT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!

GOING INTO THIS THINKING EVERYONE WAS GOING TO DIE AND THE SOLVER WOULD BE THE ONLY SURVIVOR WAS POSSIBLY THE HIGHEST MY HEART RATE HAS EVER GONE BEFORE WHILE WATCHING A YOUTUBE SERIES!!! THANK YOU, LIAM!!!!!! Okay but being normal about the episode now, It was maybe the best one yet!

The fight with V & J, Making J go full-on Villian with Solver Cyn/Tessa, OH YEAH V ACTUALLY COMING BACK TO SAVE LIZZY & ALL OF THEM, Khan's funny old man chuckle into his "Hah!" after he saves N's Heart from Flesha, Thad's Football throw of Uzi's Railgun, Nori's Heart cheering on her Daughter as she goes to fight Cyn, THE SICK AF FINAL FIGHT SCENE OF PICKAXE + RAILGUN COMBO UZI, N, AND V VS. CYN & J LIKE HOLY SHT MAN, Thad's Sudden Skateboard that he's just had on him this entire time? (that's like INCREIBULY based btw), Khan & Nori having their awkward reunion, and THE SOLVER NOW BEING APART OF UZI WHICH WANTS HER TO CONSUME WHAT WHA HT WHAT--- This episode did everything right, and I wouldn't want it to end any other way. Thank you, Liam Vickers, for creating some a fricking epic story with Glitch, and here's to (hopefully) more Murder Drones content to come!

also Uzi honey you are NOT beating the bisexual allegations

[honey-flustered]

Scoops Ahoy Ken! - Steve Edition Imagine/Headcannon

Inspired by my post which is blowing up because everyone loves babygirl Steve 😫❤️

Ken Doll come to Life!Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader

Warnings: oral (f & m recieving)(implied), nsfw below cut, fluff

So I’m thinking in the scenario where you randomly decide you’d like to buy a doll because you didn’t have a childhood where you got to play with dolls or any toys but as an adult, now on your own, you get to live out your dreams.

So you purchased this limited edition ken doll called “Scoops Ahoy Steve” because you thought he looked so pretty.

One day, you have a dream that he comes to life. Then, some luck of god and the next morning he’s life-sized and alive, sitting in your living room and waiting for you. You’d teach him about life and he’d be such a cute little himbo.

🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦🍦 🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

Fluffy Headcanons

I think he’s the type to be very possessive of you because he still has memories of himself as a doll and remembers how well you’ve taken care of him so he’s madly in love with you

He’d try cooking for you but he’s not very good at it—because how the frick do you work a stove without burning everything down?

He knows how to fix a mean ice cream sundae, though 🍨

Scoops Ahoy Steve’s lore is that he’s a part-time babysitter so he’s great with kids and he’d like to imagine that someday you and him could have kids, however that works 🤭

Scoops Ahoy Steve’s personality is very whimsical because he’s always wanting to know about the world. Think of him like Giselle from Enchanted. He’s always so friendly with everyone he meets and loves putting smiles on everyone’s faces.

Whenever you’d curse too much, he’d lovingly call you a “sailor mouth”

Scoops Ahoy Steve makes such a great boyfriend because he loves to be attentive to you like a true Ken doll. He’s very supportive of everything you do and always wants to make you feel special

He loves wearing his sailor suit from time to time even though he has plenty of options of clothes to choose from since you’ve taken him shopping. He especially loves the way you look at him when he’s in it.

He’s very stylish though with his Ken doll background and sometimes will coordinate outfits for the two of you

He never has a bad photo or bad hair day. Ever even if you’ve tried catching him off guard the guy’s a model. Meanwhile, he has tons of photos of you in his phone ranging from cute to down right embarrassing but he loves looking at them whenever you’re not around

He gets a job as a manager to an ice cream place and he’s so happy because it’s what he knows and that the real world’s not such a scary place after all

He eventually adjusts better to our world and figures out he’s good at other things like playing sports and making children laugh. So he dreams of some day going to college to work towards being a teacher or coach 👨‍🏫

Again this man loves you. Like he LOVES YOU and will go all out to prove his love and devotion to you. I’m talking extravagant parties, anniversaries, just any event where he can make it all about you.

🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

NSFW Headcanons

Scoops Ahoy Steve would find your little ‘toy’ and he’d be so curious but jealous about it like, “Do you play with it as much as you did with me?” And it just be such an innocent question but he wouldn’t exactly understand the implications.

In the world he comes from, sex is nonexistent because everything is meant to be innocent. But he knows there’s more to just being boyfriend and girlfriend because he always gets the sudden urge to hold you down and kiss you, rubbing himself all over you

So when he finally does some research on exactly what that means, he’ll do everything he can to study the ways he can pleasure you

And pleasure you he does! The first time he performs oral for you was such an unsuspecting day because you didn’t see him as the type to be interested in sex. But that day he cooked you a meal he learned from a youtube tutorial, gave you some nice wine to sip on, and, of course, he wears thee suit. Then, once he feels like you’re relaxed enough he’ll start kissing all over your body.

You’d be so hot all over but feel like it’s wrong but he lips just feels so soft, wet against your skin after each kiss. You’d watch him kiss down your body, pulling off down your skirt and underwear and you’d know where this was going.

“You don’t have to do that, Steve. I’d love you even if we never—”

“But I need to,” He’d protest, eyes blown from a feeling of list he’s never experienced before. “I need to taste you.”

When the man eats, he’s a man starved. His studying paid off for sure because you think he’s mastered the art of cunnilingus. Every gasp and whine you make would egg him on and he’d do the most to get you to be as vocal as possible.

He wouldn’t mind when you’d curse all that much knowing how good you must feel. In fact, he’d even test some of those words on his lips as he moans into your core.

“Fuck, you taste so good, love. So creamy and sweet.” He’d groan against your core, thinking of all the various things he plans to do with you now that he’s had a taste. He’ll possibly involve some ice cream play in his next tryst with you.

Loves when you pull his hair and grind against his face because he knows he’s doing a good job

But he doesn’t understand the concept of overstimulation and tears of pleasure so when you weeping and forcing his head away 5 orgasms later, he thinks he did something wrong until you reassure that it’s so good that it becomes painful

He’s still confused asking you to show him so you ask if you could return the favor and you blow the hell out of him and his mind

Aftercare involves him just cuddling you and telling you how lucky he is to have you, hands all over your body to remind you that he loves your body as is even when you don’t always feel like beautiful.

We stan fictional men here! Scoops Ahoy Steve as white boy of the month pls 😘❤️😍

[quodekash]

okay, two things to say here

one: pran's loving stare <33

two: HOW THE HELL IS PAT'S LEG DOING THAT??? HIS FOOT IS POINTING INWARDS

THE ENTIRETY OF HIS LEFT LEG HAS TWISTED AND ROTATED COMPLETELY???

AM I JUST LOOKING AT IT WRONG OR IS PAT A CONTORTIONIST

its entirely possible he's just double jointed. i also have a lot of double joints

buT IM STILL CONFUSED BECAUSE LEGS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT

OH

WAIT I GOT IT

HIS TOES ARE TUCKED UNDER THE CALF OF HIS OTHER LEG

IM SUCH AN IDIOT

SORRY GUYS, FALSE ALARM

ah shoot i got distracted for an hour watching commentary youtubers

HE SAID THE THING

THE THING THAT THEY ALWAYS SAY

GNERJDKBSGF

IM CLAPPING MY HANDS LIKE A HAPPY TODDLER RN

BUT YOU ALSO SAID THAT

YOU ALSO CANT LIVE WITHOUT HIM

TELL HIM THAT

OMG

DID TIAN FREAKING SPILL THE BEANS ON PAT??? THATS SO FUNNY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

his feet are normal again, dont worry guys

(guys being me. im pretty sure i was the only one freaking out about his foot but i just need a little bit of validation)

IM SOBBING

HE SAID IT

VOIEPSDHBGOVULJRBFGOBUVRPDOUFGVBNREDOUGJBVNEIRUJKDFBGNEVORIFDJLBGNBOIERUJKDFGOBIJKLERDFOIGJLBENRVOIDFJLGBVEOIRFDJLBNGBIOREJLVFDB

KISS YOUR FREAKING BOYFRIEND KISS YOUR FREAKING BOYFRIEND KISS YOUR FREAKING BOYFRIEND

H EL P

IM NOT OKAY

AAAAAAAAAAA

HHHHHHHHSBGHJSDBFX

I THINK IM DYING

THEY MEAN WAY TOO MUCH TO ME

JUST FREAKIN KILL ME ALREADY

HOW DOES ONE DEAL WITH THIS

HOW DO YOU FUNCTION WHEN PATPRAN ARE SO FREAKING PERFECT

bro just looked directly at the camera

THEYRE SUCH HUSBANDS

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

is it love.

okay never mind, it's not love lmao

hell yes

husbands

such husbandly husbands

ERODJFLBHGNKJRDF

THEYRE ALL DOING THE 'I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU' LINE AND ITS KILLING ME, I LOVE IT

ah frick

im just remembering that thing about how heart transplant patients only live up to like 10 years after getting a heart transplant.

and that statistic is for people who listen to their doctors and dont go to a mountain and dont do exercise they should not and dont eat food they should not etc etc, so tian's life expectancy is probably even less than that.

ITS OKAY, LET'S IGNORE SCIENCE, WE'RE IGNORING SCIENCE

HES A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, SCIENCE DOESNT HAVE TO APPLY

NOT TODAY, SATAN

i hate you so much for this jude

why would you send me that tiktok

everyone spam @judebilation with hate for emotionally destroying me and also probably you

(im just kidding i love them too much to be super mad about this, and also FICTION MEANS SCIENCE DOESNT APPLY, WE DONT HAVE TO THINK ABOUT SCIENCE, so to jude: i forgive youuuu)

HE'S READING ITTT

PLEASE THE MUSIC WAS SO DRAMATIC THERE

IM JUST TRYNA EAT MY CHEEZLES MAN BUT I NEARLY CHOKED ON THEM

ITS SO FREAKING FUNNY

HOLY HELL

i finally finished the episode! it only took me (checks watch) 16 and a half hours to do

and if you wanna be nitpicky, technically it took 37 days and 30 minutes to start, and then 16 and a half hours to finish after that

and i still have an entire episode to go, so let's get right to it (after i pee and make a hot chocolate, cos i need emotional support)

[ghostiiess]

[NSB HEADCANONS] - how the media team (and ty) would stop the boys argument

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pov: the boys can't stop arguing and the media team is getting really tired of it..

warnings: arguing, arguments, getting angry over a situation, i think that's all? let me know if there's more!

type: wholesome

members: all of them + bae, angel and manager ty!

note: y/n is not included in this one!

we already know how the boys are when they argue

they're talking back

their recent argument was so dumb

they were arguing over a music playlist

let's put that in context: the boys needed to clean the house, do some organisations in their rooms.. all these kind of stuff

(the rest of the hc is under the cut)

and kane suggested to put a music playlist on the house's speaker so everyone could hear it anywhere in the house

raising his left arm in excitation, seb smiled widely

"WE HAVE TO PLAY THE WEEKND'S SONG!!"

even though the boys loved his song, they weren't really in the mood for that kind of music

"nah bro, let's play rap music!" regie said

"rap music?! bro, it's so fucking bad!" darren exclaimed while scrolling through his phone "we have to play some good vibes music!"

oliver sighed "guys, let's not argue about that. we can always change the playlist every 15 minutes or so, so everyone can hear their music for a little while"

justin rolled his eyes "y'all suggestions trash for real"

seb sighed "guys, let's finish this argument. we'll play the weeknd's music! his song are super dope, and you guys can't tell me otherwise"

"fuck off seb. we always put his songs. let's put something different, like keshi's songs. they're all good!" exclaimed azngami

"keshi? really bro?" jp laughed not agreeing with ryan's style of music "it's not rocking hard enough"

while ryan was talking back, kane raised his hand and smiled

"since i'm the one who suggested to play music, i think i should be the one to decide the music"

"man's going to put anime music.." regie said under his breath

"HEY ANIMES SONG ARE FRICKING GOOD-"

seb rolled his eyes and took his phone and started to search for the bluetooth's connection

"the weeknd's songs are good too, kane. we should put his songs. we all went to one of his concerts, so i don't understand why we're still arguing about it."

"we're still arguing about it, because y'all have bad music taste." justin said "let's put tiktok songs and that's all"

the boys quickly started to talk louder and louder, while explaining why their songs were the only right answer and why they should put them on the speaker

"hear me out.. anime songs are usually without any english lyrics and have fast beat which mean to us doing the cleaning more faster and not being distracted by the lyrics or the beat. it's proven!" kane calmy explained

"nobody want to hear your fucking anime music, kane! we should put rap music, we'll be more effective due to the rapidity and it can make everyone's happy!" regie added

oliver sighed

"let's just play a random playlist on youtube.. let's stop arguing about this boys.."

justin rolled his eyes and sighed

"or let's just play lofi."

all the boys looked at justin

"what?? lofi is a good style of music to concentrate and do the chores. it's proven!"

silence..

"let's do oli's idea. let's put a good vibe playlist and that's all" ryan sighed while hearing the argurment reasoning in the living room

"let's just play the weeknd, guys. we all like his songs, anyways!"

"forget about him, bro! we won't put him on the speaker!" justin said

"boys, let's just play keshi's, okay? he's a good artist, i promise"

oliver rolled his eyes "at this point, let's just use our own headphones and listen to our own music"

"let's do it. because there's no way i'm going to listen to animes music.." sebastian said while laughing

"animes are good!! what are you talking about?!"

"kane.. nobody want to hear your anime shitty opening" regie nonchantly said

"i thought you loved these?"

"i do, but i won't listen to them during a cleaning session???"

"i have a solution!" seb said raising his voice

"if it's about the weeknd, you can shut your fucking mouth up" justin and darren said

"c'mon guys! we all love his music, it's like the best solution right here!"

"man's obsess with the weeknd" ryan quietly laughed with kane

without knowing it, the argument was getting louder, and louder.. to the point, the media went in the living room to stop the argument

"CAN Y'ALL SHUT UP?!" bae exclamed

"BAE, HELP ME. THEY DON'T WANT TO PUT THE WEEKEND'S MUSIC. PLUS, I'M THE YOUNGER, SO I SHOULD BE THE FIRST ONE TO CHOOSE."

"shut up seb, i'm the older. i should choose first. you choose last"

"WHY!!! i'm the youngest! it's like in board games: the younger start!"

while the others were complaining over seb's fav artist, they didn't see ty, who was standing right there in front of them

"I thought I told you guys to clean the house, not to argue!"

"y'all are for real serious..." angel said while checking the boys' face

"what is it even about?" ty said

before the boys could even talk, oliver stood up fom the couch and sighed

"they've been arguing over music playlist. i tried to stop them, but they're really stubborn"

ty sighed and looked at the media team in a desperately way

"y'all can go finish editing. i'll take care of them"

bae and angel did thumbs up and quickly went back to their editing job, leaving ty and the boys all alone in the living room

"you guys are fuking stupid, sometimes."

"do you like the weeknd, ty?"

"SHUT UP WITH HIM, BRUH" oliver said raising his voice to his brother "we won't put him on the speaker if it doesn't make everyone happy!"

"oliver's right."

"then, what should we play? we all have our own musical taste!" ryan asked "and seb, don't even open your mouth for this"

"chill, i wasn't going to"

tyler rolled his eyes and sighed like if the answer was obvious

"y'all seem to forget you did songs. let's just play your nsb playlist and that's it"

after a little five minutes of comments and proposition, the boys were (finally) agreeing with ty's idea

"alright boys, now that we all know what's going to be playing, you can now CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT IT. thank you"

"seb, you're doing the toilets!!" ratan said while laughing with oliver

"what? why me?!"

"we don't have speaker in there, so you'll be able to listen to the weeknd!"

"whatever.."

i hope you liked it anon! thank you for your requests!!

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