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[freekbeller-car-go-vroom-vroom]

H...hello? Anyone... any car there?

I've been sent to Freakblr to oversee any "suspicious people or activity" that may be going on. While I was questioning one of the residents, they said there was a talking car around Freakblr too.

It seems you are that talking car in Freakblr.

Pardon me if this is rude but... Do you know why you can talk in the first place?

- @freakblr-detective

VROOOM!!!

No idea, detective! I think my dad was Lightening McQueen, but mom really hates him and kicked me out before I had the chance to confirm it anyway

If you want a ride, just call me :)

[freakblrbookkeeperofficial]

Blog Name: The Freakblr Detective

Username: @freakblr-detective

Aliases: No known ones

Type of Blog: Gimmick Blog

Date created: April 11th, 2024

Reason Created: To explore/ research Freakblr

Last Active: 5/4/2024; still currently active

Identity: Unknown

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The Freakblr Detective, not to be confused with The Underground Agent of Freakblr, is one of the more recent gimmick blogs, Only appearing less than a month ago on April 11th, 2024.

Despite it's short existence, this blog has left it's mark as another one of Freakblr's infamous gimmick blogs. Upon it's creation, the Freakblr Detective made their intentions very clear. Stating in their intro post, "I have come to try and solve the mysteries surrounding dear Freakblr to the best of my knowledge. I am at your service. I hope I am welcomed here. I wish all of Freakblr a good day as I investigate."

From there they spent their first few days questioning residents of Freakblr, gathering information. Some of these residents include: @cchallucination, Freakblr Original user @bluexjayy, and Freakblr Original User @strawberry-pretzels. While many others were questioned, these were the first three.

These questions revealed to the Detective that gods, time travellers, and many other beings lurked amongst Freakblr. Sparking much interest and providing much information to help the Detectives investigation.

When asked why they were so interested in Freakblr, the Detective responded, "I have been sent here for its investigation, and I will do so accordingly. I have much pride in my job as a detective, anon." There were also once mentions of managers and bosses, alluding to the fact that the Detective does not act alone. In fact, there were even a couple posts where the Detective would write "letters" to this mysterious manager.

The Detective also picked up allies along the way. The most notable one, and the first being user @roryheart. Rory clamed to be a fellow detective, winning the heart of the Freakblr Detective.

As the Detective's investigation continued they were put in touch with several of the odd Freakblr entities. Including: @a-self-accliamed-god (or, Dove, a God), Freakblr Original User @sobeksewerrat (Or Elvina, a God), @freekbeller-car-go-vroom-vroom (A car gimmick blog), @im-haunting-freakblr (A ghost), and an anon being trapped by the "Evil Freakblr God."

They were also made aware of Rat's laying eggs on Freakblr. Perplexing them greatly.

Many anons and users alike have asked for more information from the Detective. Wanting lore, and other backstory. Despite these demands, the Detective has remained secretive. Explaining how they are, "very reserved in [their] personal life," and would "prefer keeping it that way."

When asked why they created this blog, why they started this journey they stated: "To research and interview the many faces of Freakblr to find out the true story behind the entirety of Freakblr, both in the past and what's to come."

Recently they had a thirteen day hiatus, siting the reason for such an absence being that their internet broke. Their return left them scrambling to catch up with Freakblr lore, as in the recent weeks it has greatly expanded. One blog they have noted on their page being @theorganization0011100. When asked their thoughts on this blog they stated, "Don't let the organization near me."

They also sited the two gods as being allies, or blogs of note. As well as confirming that the "Organization" is a potential enemy.

Despite thirteen days of absence, the Freakblr Detective is active once more. They continue their investigations of Freakblr and all of it's weird and almost supernatural activity.

As a final quote to summarize their time on Freakblr, they said this:

"I have learned, explored, and found out so much about Freakblr in the time I've been here. Both good and bad things surround the area, but investigating it all makes it feel as still and calm as a quiet ocean."

[freekbeller-car-go-vroom-vroom]

Hi I am a car who likes cars

My pronouns are VROOOOOOOOOOM

I noticed a lack of vechiles in freakblr so I decided to come and provide my services!!

[freekbeller-car-go-vroom-vroom]

How fast can you speed

(Sry for not answering sooner anon!!)

Very fast! But I try not to go to my max speed because sometimes I go so fast I can't see infront of because my headlights haven't even reached the road...