#freddy get your two bfs pls

[joshbruh10x]

I am running on 3 hours of sleep and fnaf brainrot and needed an excuse to sketch these two so here's this

[realcube]

TW: Angst, 3 AM thoughts LMAO, breakups, mentions of an Ouija board (tho not actually used cause I'm to scared to use it), heart broken pretty boys, idk what else to put-

Ok so I was up at like 3:33 AM bc I was considering on playing with an Ouija board cuz yk I wanted to summon Freddie Mercury and have a singing battle with him. And then I realized that i needed another person to be able to play so I went back to bed. bUT THEN THOTS WERE BEING THUNK.

So I started thinking of like the introverted and respectful boys of hq (more specifically Sakusa, Akaashi and Tsukishima, maybe even Kageyama?? Lol idk anymore). And so imagine that you are dating one of these boys. These boys particularly stand out to me bc even tho they are shy, they aren't particularly social and they aren't really good at vocalizing their feelings, they are extremely good emotional readers. They can notice when something is off about a person, but they won't really say something about it. With that being said, if you ever try to prank them it really won't work cuz: 1. You won't really get a reaction out of them and 2. They will realize the prank before you even get a chance to make it happen. So in hopes that you can actually get a reaction out of them, you decide to do a breakup prank. I mean, its a simple harmless prank right? You were just gonna tell them as a joke that you wanted to breakup with him, get a reaction from your bf, tell them it was a prank, and just get a good laugh after it. But the thing is, the simple prank turned into something so real. You decided you would do it while walking home from school with them. Out of nowhere you just said to them "I think we should breakup, this isn't working" all while trying to contain your laughter at their faces of shock. You were about to explain that it was a prank, but you were quickly cut off by your bf telling you that "You know I was actually thinking the same thing Y/N, I think it's best that we breakup." You quickly turned to face him to see if they were joking, but when you saw their eyes, the only thing you could see was seriousness and uninterest. You tried telling him that it was just a prank! But the dead serious look in his face told you that what he said was for real and well, yeah. You guys ended up breaking up that night, and while the guys were at their houses thinking that their decision was best for both of you, you were literally crying non-stop regretting everything and questioning yourself over what you might have done for your bf to loose interest in you. Months later after the breakup, you got over them and you were living your best life. Meanwhile, the boys after some self reflection, they realized that all that time they were actually in love with you, but they were scared over the feeling of love. They never actually wanted to breakup, but the new feelings they had back then scared them. And instead of bracing you as they should have, they pushed you away. And now all they can do is stare from a far see you happy as ever hugging your new lover, wondering if they could just travel to the past and tell you how much they love you. But sadly, that will never happen, bc now you were in between the arms of another man. To be more exact, you were currently hugging, kissing and giggling their best friend(oH hOw tHe tAbLeS hAvE tUrnEd) (also LOL for example, you were with tsukki so now you are with yamaguchi, you were with sakusa so now you're with komori, you were with akaashi so now you're with bokuto and you were with Kageyama so now you're with hinata LMAOOO).

OMG SORRY FOR SENDING ANGST LMFAO 😭 BUT THIS HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD AND I CANT GET IT OUT- ANYWAYS HAVE A GOOD DAY CUBE-CHAN!

-🍦

wait you need two ppl to play on an ouija board? hm, i had no idea..also a singing battle with freddie mercury ?? lemme join ✋😳 ik i said i can’t sing and i’m not exactly a queen stan BUT aggressively singing bohemian rhapsody at a demon in your loft like it’s a spirit repellent chant sounds like a vibe :))

also omg :o I LOVE IT 😭 maybe i am on an angst high but i just- yes. i adore everything abt this. it appeals to all of my taste buds: ‘harmless’ jokes/teasing/pranks gone extremely wrong, pining exes and the trope of breaking up with someone and dating their best friend 🤠👍 

you’re a genius, 🍦anon- ALSO YOU’VE GIVEN ME THE IDEA TO WRITE SOME OUIJA BOARD SCENARIOS WITH SOME OF THE HQ CHARACTERS ( •̀ ω •́ )✧   THANK YOU !!! also, in the words of that one girl who did a mukbang in her car, [you] have the the mind of a mastermind :o so pls don’t apologise for the angst, it was like a cleanse (★‿★)  i hope you have a good day too!! 

[volleydorkscentral]

ANSWER ALL OF THE QUESTIONS IN THE UNUSUAL ASK GAME, YOU COWARD.

First of all: 

Second, questions under the cut: 

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? - Spotify! all the way. i hoarse my bf’s account so he can never listen but i don’t care it’s mine now it’s full of my music and my playlists and whenever i’m listening to it and it suddenly changes cause he tries to use it on his phone I call him, “are you using spotify?” “oh. i mean i can listen to something else?” “cool, thanks!” and i get my music back. :D

is your room messy or clean? - it’s somewhere in between. my actual ROOM (bed room, i assume) is pretty clean, except i never make the bed. but the house is .. a work in progress. it’s not dirty but it’s cluttered so my bf and I are having to work together to clear that and build shelves and stuff for more storage space.

what color are your eyes? - dark brown! (with little green flecks when I cry)

do you like your name? why? - Not really? i don’t hate it. My mom wanted to name me Savannah but they had her sign the certificate while she was still drugged from her c-section so it ended up as Crystal?? Idk. She named her dolls Crystal when she was a kid.

what is your relationship status? - dating for almost six years. 

how many times a week do you shower? uhhh idk. I don’t shower every day (unless i get gross). AT LEAST four times… but I don’t wash my hair every time cause that’s bad for my hair. I SHOWER WHEN I AM DIRTY.

favorite tv show? does Haikyuu!! count? that’s probably a given. HM. Well, we don’t have cable so I don’t watch a lot of NEW shows? …. OH. Duh. Fuckin me I’m a dumbass. Bob’s Burgers. I literally have it on ALL THE TIME. I don’t like silence so it’s ALWAYS on in the background if i’m not listening to music. I’ve seen every episode a zillion times. I can usually pinpoint every scene and the major lines/jokes.

shoe size? most brands it’s 5 1/2 

how tall are you? SHORTER THAN NISHINOYA BUT TALLER THAN YACHI. I’m like… 5ft-5’1 depending on how much my back hurts. (i used that earlier and someone said it was funny and i’m trash so i’ll repeat it here!)

sandals or sneakers? i wear Bobs LOL. (knock off toms) and i’ve got one pair of sneakers and sometimes I wear my ballet flats around even though my bf says they look dumb fuck u they’re comfy.

do you go to the gym? No. I used to, but where I live now it’d be like a 45 min drive. I don’t really LIKE gyms though? working out is boring to me. No matter how hard I try. I’d love to start dancing again for real.

describe your dream date - April 25th because it’s not too cold and not too hot. Okay but jk that’s a lie where I live it’s balls hot in april. Idk. I’d like to go hiking when it’s not very hot? Take my dog, let her run around. Take a picnic. Sit in a grassy field and talk about dumb shit cause we know each other’s dreams and hopes by now.

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? UHM. fuck like…. $27? i know there’s a twenty and a handful of ones. And a handful of change.

what color socks are you wearing? - NONE. MY FEET ARE COLD. FOREVER COLD.

how many pillows do you sleep with? - pft like 6.

do you have a job? what do you do? - No; I quit after being over worked, under appreciated, cheated out of my paychecks a few times, and no job still due to lingering health issues.

how many friends do you have? answered this already!

whats the worst thing you have ever done? - UHM. Idk i haven’t murdered anyone. I don’t like this question cause if i really try to answer it i’ll spiral into a frustrated, furious depression and self-hatred so… NOPE.

whats your favorite candle scent? i’ve got this candle i got from etsy that’s like… Scottish Highlands? It’s grassy and kinda MAGICY.

3 favorite boy names - i don’t really have favorite names?

3 favorite girl names - answered already

favorite actor? god idk. i’m so bad with names and celebrities. uhm. I really like don’t have a favorite. I LIKE a bunch. Benedict Cumberbatch; Freddie Highmore… uhm. uh. Hugh Laurie? 

favorite actress? IDK OKAY?? I LIKE a bunch but i don’t favorite?? I really like Gwendoline Christie. Uhm. Anne Hathaway makes me laugh. MAGGIE SMITH. how could i forget!??!

who is your celebrity crush? I LEGIT don’t have one.

favorite movie? CLUE takes the top spot most days.

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I used to read a lot more. The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt

money or brains?  personality, bitch.

do you have a nickname? what is it? not *really* but people online used to call me Chrys. My bf calls me ‘sweetie’ sometimes but he also calls the dog that so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

how many times have you been to the hospital? - uhm. like the er? Once when I broke my arm. Doc in the box? Not since 2017.

top 10 favorite songs - PFT. Uhm. Jesus just let me die a little. Excluding all Disney; Not in any order:

No One - Biometrix

Danser - Lisandro Cuxi

A Single Moment of Sincerity (E) - Asking Alexandria (the band I was listening to when I designed my rockstar MC that I love so much)

The Annabel Trilogy (a series of 3 albums) - Alesana. Can’t pick a single song because they’re all a part of a huge story. Listen to them.

Chucky vs. The Giant Tortoise - Dance Gavin Dance

Anticoagulant - Sianvar

Ohioisonfire - Of Mice & Men

Coincidance - Handsome Dancer (Watch the Video for the love of god. THANKS ASH FOR THIS GEM)

Devil’s Backbone - The Civil Wars

Still Here - Digital Daggers (i’ve been listening it to a lot for inspiration for a new AU so… yup. That’s gonna be fun and painful)

do you take any medications daily? - yup

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) - i got dry ass skin it sucks

what is your biggest fear? - uhm… physical fear? idk. Heights is a big one that I developed? I used to not care but a while ago I was walking on a bridge and I just… looked over and got FUCKING DIZZZY with nausea and fear that I was gonna fall and almost fainted. 

how many kids do you want? - HONESTLY… one or two.

whats your go to hair style? - tried to brush but gave up so just threw it in a claw clip

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) - moderate? one story, four bedrooms. big ass yard though for the dog

who is your role model? - I don’t really have one.

what was the last compliment you received? - answered already

what was the last text you sent? - actual TEXT message? ‘as long as there’s someone with her overnight she’ll be okay during the day cause of the dog door and stuff. just play with her before you go to work and maybe hide some treats around the house for her to hunt for’ - texting my friend that’s gonna house sit while we go on a family vacation soon.

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? - UH idk the age? i know I saw my mom writing scavenger cards though. My fam has never had a lot of money so to make Christmas more interesting my mom/grandparents (we lived with them till I was in 3rd grade) would make these elaborate scavenger hunts for me and my cousins to do to find our presents around the house or out in the barn or, on one memorable occasion, at the bottom of our pool! Good memories. 

what is your dream car? - one that RUNS and has badass AC and speakers

opinion on smoking? - hate it. please don’t do it around me. my bf’s family alllllll smoke all the time and i get so sick when i have to go on vacation with them and be around it for a long time. 

do you go to college? - i DID. I went to Culinary school and majored in Baking & Pastry

what is your dream job? - Author or Dog Trainer

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? - rural as all hell. give me trees, cows, and horses. 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? Not usually? but usually the people i’m with do. 

do you have freckles? Not on my face (except one) but i’ve got more like… on my arms and just randomly all over but i dont think ‘freckles’ would be what anyone thinks of when they think of me

do you smile for pictures? - only if i’m forced to be in them

how many pictures do you have on your phone?  - HAHAHAHAHAHA. Well. Before I got my new phone it was over 10k. Now though its only about 2k. 

have you ever peed in the woods? - Only when I was camping. 

do you still watch cartoons? - ALL THE GODDAMN TIME

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? - neither. but i HATE WENDYS and can tolerate McD’s fries and they’ve got ballin’ sweet tea so I guess McD.

Favorite dipping sauce? this honey dijon creamy thing at my favorite French restaurant but idk what is is.

what do you wear to bed? - t-shirt 

have you ever won a spelling bee? - YUP. 2nd grade.  

what are your hobbies? - writing, crocheting, photography, reading, uh… i forget what else

can you draw? when i was doing it all the time i did ok? but i’m WAY TOO IMPATIENT now a days to do it. 

do you play an instrument? - no but i wish i did :(

what was the last concert you saw? - i’ve never been to a concert. crowds are icky

tea or coffee? - tea!

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? - already answered this

do you want to get married? - Yes pls

what is your crush’s first and last initial? - (bf, but I suppose i still have a crush on him? is love considered a crush?) J. Y. 

are you going to change your last name when you get married? god yes. my current last name is my shitbag of a sperm doner and i hate it. my mom kept it after they divorced only cause she thought her maiden name would be too hard for me to spell but i would give anything to have that name instead

what color looks best on you? - idk. i prefer black but i’ve been told green and certain shades of pink/yellow. 

do you miss anyone right now? - not until i thought about it, thanks

do you sleep with your door open or closed? open so my pupper can go in and out

do you believe in ghosts? not until i’m faced with darkness and creepy things 

what is your biggest pet peeve? people chewing their food loud. people not picking up after themselves. people interrupting me (but not in the excited, OMG way. that we can work though) but in the ‘i don’t care what you’re saying i’m going to talk now’ way

last person you called` - my bf to discuss plans for his brother’s bday

favorite ice cream flavor? cookies n’ cream!

regular oreos or golden oreos? DOUBLE STUFF OF EITHER

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? FUCK SPRINKLES

what shirt are you wearing? a shirt that has my dog’s face on it :D

what is your phone background? - the art that Ash drew of Bokuto from my fic Just a Taste!!

are you outgoing or shy? - i hate talking to strangers but with my friends i’m pretty fucking loud and chatty

do you like it when people play with your hair? only people i know

do you like your neighbors? nope. he’s an asshole who neglected his dog and i wanna skin him alive

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? i do my best to remember to do it at night but i always do it when i shower

have you ever been high? yup. 

have you ever been drunk? yup

last thing you ate? BIRTHDAY CAKE

favorite lyrics right now - idk? i guess the first lyrics that came to mind, even though they’re not my favorite, just ones that i like and were stuck in my head for a while: “All of the handsome fiction / will melt away / and when the flame burns brighter / Evaporate” Evaporate - Dance Gavin Dance

summer or winter?  WINTER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. IT’S SO FUCKING HOT IN SUMMER I DIE EVERY DAY

day or night? both have their merits

dark, milk, or white chocolate? - all chocolate but i prefer white to just EAT. 

favorite month? uhm. uhh. November maybe? for NaNoWriMo. 

what is your zodiac sign - pftt.. i think i used to be a Gemini? i don’t believe in all that stuff 

who was the last person you cried in front of? - ….. my dog? but probably my mom and Grandmother when my GM basically said my bf didn’t love me and was a shit human being and i was a shit granddaughter for loving him. i was both upset and furious and i walked away from them. (my mom called and apologized, but i haven’t spoken to my GM since)

THERE ASH ARE YOU GODDAMN HAPPY. that took so long LOL (I hope the formatting came through I had to redo it on this tumblr page UGH)

[libertineprophet]

got tagged by @agentalien​ bless u im so bored

The last 1. drink: my morning tea 2. phone call: my mum asking me if i got safe home  3. text message: my mum saying how much she misses me  4. song you listened to: im watching newsies atm so I Never Planned on You 5. time you cried: watching Okja T_T 6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: so many :’) 8. been cheated on: nope  9. lost someone special: yeah, too many tbh :( 10. been depressed: thats my secret cap, i’m always depressed 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: look, most of the time i drink i throw up 3 favourite colours: blue!

In the last year have you 15. made new friends: yes!! 16. fallen out of love: mm nah 17. laughed until you cried: oh god yeah 18. found out someone was talking about you: yes lmao 19. met someone who changed you: ehhh not in the last year 20. found out who your friends are: i mean, i’ve cemented who i can trust 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: yep 

general 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most of em 23. do you have any pets: yes i have my beautiful bastard cat Rupert (and i have three dogs in Cairns but they’re family dogs not mine) 24. do you want to change your name: YES YES YES i can’t wait to be legally Freddie 25. what did you do for your last birthday: had a partay at my house lol   26. what time did you wake up: 9-ish? 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: watching Nerve with my housemates

28. name something you can’t wait for: getting a job, finding true looooove, owning a hairless cat called Chicken Wing 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: if i’d been asked this two weeks ago it would’ve been five months, but considering ive just got back from cairns, I saw mum yesterday 31. what are you listening to right now: NEWSIES! (some legend put the pro shot on youtube and im living) 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yeah i’ve met a few toms in my life 33. something that is getting on your nerves: uhhhh several things lmao 34. most visited website: tumbler dot hell and facebook dot racism  35. hair colour: naturally brown, bleached blond 36. long or short hair: short, but i hope when i pass better i can have longer hair 37. do you have a crush on someone: no :’( where is my cute crush at pls show urselfffff 38. what do you like about yourself: uuhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhh hmmmmmmm i guess i have nice eyes???  39. piercings: three lobe piercings, industrial in my right ear, septum, and i wanna get a couple of cartilage spikes in my left ear and maybe a daith or tragus 40. blood type: no clue 41.nickname: Fred, Frederick, frederickson, ferdie.... these are all things Violet calls me lmao  42. relationship status: single af :( 43. zodiac: hi im adore delano and im a libra 44. pronouns: they/them and he/him 45. favourite tv show: currently Fargo, War and Peace (2016), Brooklyn 99, American Gods, Silicon Valley, Rick and Morty, and probs more but those are what im watching atm 47. right or left handed: im a leftie 48. surgery: none lmao, i’ve never been to the hospital funnily enough, although in the future i’ll have top surgery! 49. sport: what is a sport 50. vacation: this is vague lmao but the Haus of Sin rlly wanna go away somewhere like Tassie or NZ or something 51. pair of trainers: i have a $10 pair from kmart lmao

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: i had ramen for dinner, gonna eat the rest of it for breakfast when i stop feeling my Daily Morning Nausea 54. drinking: im on my second tea 55. i’m about to: cry abt Davey Jacobs....... 56. waiting for: Baby Driver! Meeting Edgar Wright! Getting my MIFF Schedule! (maybe meeting Geoffrey Rush!) 57. want: financial security, a job, a bf/gf..... more cats 58. get married: nah 59. career: ill take anything right now (but id like to be a barista or a bartender because thats what im trained for), but the dream job is some kind of writer/director for either film, television, or theatre

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: porque no los dos 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: im short so i love taller partners 63. older or younger: i’ve dated someone younger than me and it was a mess, plus i have a bit of an old man kink so.... older lmao 64. nice arms or nice stomach: strong arms are a weakness of mine, but soft tums are cute too 65. hook up or relationship: relationship please 66. troublemaker or hesitant: im a shit stirrer with anxiety

HAVE YOU EVER: 67. kissed a stranger: ya lmao 68. drank hard liquor: yes very frequently lmao  69. lost glasses/contact lenses: i lost a pair of sunnies in a lake, and i lost my old glasses on a drunken adventure (they’re either in a river, or in a sports field somewhere that Vi and I climbed a fence to get into because trespassing is something you’ve gotta do as a rowdy teen) 70. turned someone down: Ya lmao 71. sex on the first date: i haven’t, but i might if the sparks there 72. broken someone’s heart: uhhh yeah lol 73. had your heart broken: yeah lol 74. been arrested: nah 75. cried when someone died: yeah 76. fallen for a friend: ha ha ha. yes. 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. yourself: I’m trying to!!! 78. miracles: uh yeah sure why not 79. love at first sight: i believe in lust at first sight, but the best part about love is falling slowing as you learn more about someone  80. santa claus: no lol 81. kiss on the first date: yah sure 82. angels: nah

OTHER: 83. current best friend’s name: i have a whole bunch of best friends soo 84. eye colour: brown 85. favourite movie: lmao i don’t have a favourite but i do have a top ten (in no particular order) so here have that: The Fall (2006), Whiplash, Jurassic Park, Her, Reservoir Dogs, Withnail and I, Hot Fuzz, Moulin Rouge, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Dead Poets Society

tagging @delusions-of-decency, @sadnessandplants, @gaysforhillary, @pettedavis, @chungkingforest, @gwendolinechristie, and @deadwright