#fr tho that man is so funny. you wanna talk about commitment to the bit?? look no futher. i love his channel
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hyperfixation-symposium Β· 2 years ago
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Saw an opportunity. Couldn't pass it up.
My YouTube recommended gave me this and it was just such Chayanne vibes
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ncityavenue Β· 2 years ago
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You smack their ass ft DREAM + Sungtaro
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MARK
"Hahaha! Dude, I mean babe! Dude why would you do that?!"
Thinks it's so funny that he tells everyone about it
Is genuinely tickled by it
But when yall are alone, no more smiley tickled mark– HE'S COMING FOR DAT ASS take that as you please
RENJUN
"Do you wanna die?" Is the first thing that comes out of his mouth.
He literally runs after you until he catches you and will smack you ass back but ten times harder
Is your booty okay?😧 (take that as you please)
It will be war.
You didn't know cute little renjun had that in him but all you know is that your ass is sore and you'll never slap his butt unannounced again.
JENO
Looks at you like (.β—œβ—‘β—)
Because he knows if he retaliates that you will be crying fr fr, FYI he doesn't know his strength
Instead he just asks you with his deep voice, "why now?"
Thinks it's cute honestly but he'll slap your ass back just for a lesson
Don't let your butt jiggle either, IF HE SEES THAT IT DOES HE WILL BE DOING IT AGAIN AND YOU WILL BE RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE😭
HAECHAN
Straight up moans and tells you to do it again
Becomes even more clingy with you afterwards
He hugs you tightly and is like "AIIIIGOOOO"
He starts slapping your butt as well but lightly
Idk y but he's genuinely happy that you did that?😭😭
JAEMIN
*Wingles eyebrows in jaemin*
"Sexyyyyy~"
You think he forgets that you did that but like 20 minutes later when the room is silent he slaps your ass so hard that it echoed
Btw yall are in the dance room so it echoes loud and all the members look at you dying from pain and pleasure
He looks at you like your crazy and says "what happened?"
Just know Jaemin is sneaky with his ass slaps.
CHENLE
Screams. Straight up screams.
"What are you talking about?!" Even though you said nothing?
Bites you. Yes bites you. Where? Anywhere that is the closest to him.
He doesn't slap your ass back he just sits there as if he just didn't just bite you.
You don't do it again because you're scared what he'll do next
JISUNG
Feels betrayed and looks at you as if you committed a crime.
You were laughing at first but now you feel really bad
You hug him and apologize to him but then you feel a giant hand swiftly come down on your butt.
You're really surprised because jisung doesn't even like saying the word boobs he says chest instead but this man just slapped your ass so now you're conflicted.
"JISUNG!"
"YOU DID IT FIRST."
Then you realize since he's always around boys that he need to defend himself to all the time this is nothing more than defense and not him ruining his innocence.
SHOTARO
*giggles* BECAUSE THATS ALL HE DOES😭😭
Would actually move on as if nothing happened
"Why'd you do that?" *in giggles*
You actually never do that again because he's so "uwu" that you refrain from doing itπŸ’€
SUNGCHAN
How did you even reach his ass? He's too tall.
He doesn't feel it though, because since he's so tall it felt like a breeze passing by
"Was that you?" *speaking from the clouds*
"Yeah?"
HELP😭😭 ALL JOKES INSIDE THO
He looks back at you and says "what are you trying to slap? There's nothing there" (lowkey roasted him a bit but we still love sungchan okay)
You start backing up bc you think he's gonna smack your ass back but he doesn't, all he does is kiss your forehead...
*SMACK!*
You feel like you just got the whoopin' of your life.
"Love youuu" *goes back to dancing with taro as taro giggles*
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I really do not know what this is, all ik is that I'm tryna post.
ALSO, IM SO EXCITED FOR HALLOWEEN IDK Y and kinktober
ANYWAYS BYE BESTIE BOOS πŸ€—β€
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