#fr tho i hope you guys are able to read whatever illegible mess this is

[disasterinbound]

reading the sick and twisted world view of hourlyhanamura's anon.. and honestly im thinking of some dark thoughts... a very insane perspective that would make people go mad lmao

cat coffeeshop (is it considered a cat cafe), run by yu and his husband yosuke.. with their two cats... of course the place is semi-popular, mostly because of the cats and the food, but then they get like this kid who makes like really good coffee (apparently he worked in a coffeeshop before?? wild) then it really blows up... only a sick and twisted mind such as mine could come up with this..

yosuke is surprisingly the one to bring the cats into yu's coffeeshop. theyre named after his and yu's second tier persona... what an insane move...

the cats love them both. idk why it just seems very evil to me. more often than not they try to snuggle to yu and yosuke on the bed. They get a bigger bed in response. maybe susano-o is super fluffy, while okami (izanagi-no-okami in full) is like a sleek cat.

they hang out a lot in the coffeeshop in a very nice basket or alcove or little area made specially for them furnished with cat furniture and stuff they like and cat things to do. they come out a lot for pets and to absolutely soak up in people's attention. yosuke thinks its going to their little heads already. yu disagrees, because their heads are totally too small for praise to get to them

after yu closes up, he kisses okami and susano-o on the head but soon enough a few days later he sees yosuke fidgeting around and looking kinda flushed/embarrassed after he finishes kissing the cats on their lil heads. so he goes "what's wrong" and yosuke flushes even more before saying "wheres my kiss, partner?" all pouty and then yu laughs a lil bc it's cute seeing yosuke get a tiny bit jealous over the cats.

After that he makes sure to kiss yosuke multiple times (read: first) before the cats :3