#fr crying laughijg

[imalsorettish]

my friend and i were smack talking each other and he recently got a work related injury thats left him unemployed and will likely leave him in need of surgery to fix, which might never happen, so he started saying (jokingly, all of this is a bit) "i cant believe youd say that to a cr*pple... i thought you were better than this" w that somber emoji face. I said "Im a fag were equal in the eyes of society" and he goes "Im white as fuck you think were even?"

This whole time weve been jabbing at each other and its been very fun. But this, this is something. Hes trying to make a point that hes oppressed but not as oppressed as me, because he is white. This is hilarious for a number of reasons. One, he has seen me. I am white. Blue eyes strawberry blonde white. Hilariously white. So white that during highschool i had to routinely turn my wrists up and sunbathe so that the undersides of my arms would tan because they would reflect light so brightly into my eyes that (not kidding) it gave me migraines. Half my family is redheads.

Two, my friend is mexican. Lmfao. White passing but mexican. I respond back fully flabbergasted, "WDYM???? Are you claiming im not white and therefore somehow you win??"

He says

"youre foreign that defaults you to the cool pool, youre lithuanian"

I AM CRYING LAUGHING BECAUSE MY FAMILY HAS BEEN HERE FOR AGES DUDE. My family origins are most recently lithuanian, we are lithuanian ppl. But weve been in this country over 100 yearssssss im fucking dead man, its so fucking funny to me. he thought lithuanian people werent white