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𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮 𝓼𝓲𝓶 𝓰𝓪𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓮

[i-w-p-chan]

Achieving the True Ending

Summary: Thieves of Hearts is a dating sim game that grew popular. Akira just got his hands on a copy. Cue him crying about it to his lil’ gremlin of a cousin. Chatfic.

Note: the idea just came to me in a haze of wild inspiration. Enjoy. *plops fic into your lap and strolls away*

Warnings: How Do I Tag Warnings?, P5 As A Dating Sim And Akira Plays It, Futaba-Akira As Cousins, Akira Wants To Date Everyone, Games And Their Multiple Endings.

Disclaimer: Don’t own P5.

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Akira: I fully blame you for this

Futaba: Bring on the blame

Futaba: It’s my life force

Akira: who are the horrible, horrible people who made this game?

Akira: there are TOO MANY PRETTY PEOPLE IN HERE

Akira: HOW am I supposed to pick ONE TO DATE?

Futaba: multiple playthroughs, noob

Akira: STILL

Akira: any recommendations?

Futaba: I thought you didn’t want any spoilers?

Akira: no spoilers

Akira: but who do you think would be a good choice for a first playthrough?

Futaba: oho?

Futaba: you want to ask me who I think would be a good choice to take your virginity?

Akira: FUTABA

Akira: the protag’s virginity

Akira: the PROTAG’S

Futaba: eh well

Futaba: there really is no special preference

Futaba: but a fair warning

Futaba: you should steer clear of pancake boy

Akira: pancake boy?

Futaba: you’ll find out later farther down the road

Akira: okay

Akira: alright

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Akira: I’m a thief

Akira: the leader of a group of thieves

Akira: phantom thieves

Akira: IS THERE A RIVAL I COULD SEDUCE?

Futaba: didn’t you say you wanted to romance nishima?

Akira: it’s MISHIMA

Futaba: whatever

Futaba: anyway, you changed your mind?

Akira: NO

Akira: this game is too horrible for him!

Akira: he needs love!

Akira: if no one is going to love him

Akira: then I WILL

Futaba: sure

Futaba: whatever floats your boat

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Akira: this game isn’t good for my heart

Akira: I’m surrounded by too many pretty, romanceable people

Akira: and I want to romance them ALL

Akira: I can’t wait until I start my second playthrough

Futaba: and then you’ll have to pick again

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Akira: I think I understand what you meant by steering clear of pancake boy

Futaba: oh? You’re there already?

Akira: he’s so gay for the protag

Akira: so gay I can see him puking rainbows

Akira: also he’s a DETECTIVE

Akira: MY RIVAL

Akira: RIVAL ME HARDER PLEASE

Futaba: I thought you were in a committed relationship with nishima

Akira: MISHIMA

Akira: and I am!

Akira: I’m simply appreciating the other characters

Akira: like my rival

Akira: and my pure soft Ryuji

Akira: and my literal ray of sunshine Ann

Akira: and my too attractive for this world artist buddy Yusuke

Akira: (I need to FEED THIS GUY I SWEAR)

Akira: and my awkward queen Makoto

Akira: and Chihaya, the fortune teller with the MOST ADORABLE FROWN TO EVER GRACE THIS EARTH

Akira: you think I can romance the owner of the airsoft shop?

Futaba: I thought you didn’t want spoilers?

Akira: I DON’T

Akira: I’ll stop asking!

Akira: I’ll keep on playing and keep you posted

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Akira: YUUKI IS A FOURTH WALL AWARE YANDERE?

Akira: FUTABA

Akira: FUTABA

Akira: F

Akira: U

Akira: T

Akira: A

Akira: B

Akira: A

Akira: !

Akira: FUTABA PLEASE

Futaba: yeah alright

Futaba: I heard you the first 100 times

Futaba: cool it

Futaba: yeah nishima is a fourth wall aware yandere

Akira: it’s MISHIMA

Futaba: oh come ON

Akira: I WON’T STOP

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Akira: oh come on

Akira: I can’t believe I got the bad ending?

Akira: I need to go cry

Akira: Yuuki my love why did you have to go and kill pancake boy?

Futaba: you know in nishima’s route

Akira: MISHIMA

Futaba: you have to be careful of who you spend your time with

Futaba: you spend a lot of time with pancake boy and boom

Futaba: pancake boy gets killed

Futaba: you spend a lot of time with inari and boom

Futaba: inari gets killed

Futaba: so

Futaba: second playthrough?

Akira: maybe…

Akira: maybe not yet…

Akira: it’s STILL TOO SOON

Akira: my heart can’t take it now

Futaba: suit yourself

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Akira: I’m back and I’m READY

Akira: MY HEART IS READY

Akira: MY SOUL IS READY

Akira: MY BODY IS READY

Akira: I’m going to romance Ryuji this time

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Akira: oh god why is he so pure

Akira: he’s so soft

Akira: so much sunshine

Akira: I have

Akira: so much love to give him

Akira: but god the dialogue options are terrifying

Akira: I can’t distinguish the romance options from between them

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Akira: I got the good ending for him?

Akira: I accidentally FRIENDZONED HIM?

Akira: WHAT

Akira: HOW

Akira: WHY

Akira: okay that’s it

Akira: I’m spite-playing another playthrough

Futaba: mwehehehehehe

Futaba: what’s your pick this time?

Akira: Makoto

Futaba: wow

Futaba: color me surprised

Fuatba: I thought you’d pick Inari

Futaba: you’ve been mooning over him since you started playing.

Akira: next playthough

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Akira: PANCAKE BOY

Akira: PANCAKE BOY WHY

Akira: PANCAKE BOY WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU

Futaba: oooh you’re at the part where you get shot by Akechi?

Akira: YES

Akira: AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND

Akira: I THOUGHT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH ME?

Akira: wait

Akira: WAIT

Akira: I’m… alive?

Akira: it was a trick?

Akira: holy shit

Akira: FUTABA

Akira: FUTABA

Akira: this game…

Akira: this game ACTUALLY HAS A PLOT BEYOND THE DATING?

Futaba: yep

Akira: FUCK YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THE ENDINGS OF THE ROMANCE ROUTES WEREN’T THE ACTUAL ENDINGS OF THE GAME?

Futaba: :3

Akira: FUCK

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Akira: PANCAKE BOY STRIKES AGAIN

Akira: AND HE PIERECES RIGHT THROUGH MY HEART

Akira: I can’t believe he just SACRIFIED HIS LIFE FOR ME

Akira: man…

Akira: I’m sorry Goro-chan

Akira: I’m so so sorry I doubted the sincerity of your feelings towards me

Akira: and I swear

Akira: I’m going to romance you next!

Futaba: what about inari?

Akira: I’m pretty sure my Too Beautiful For This World BF can wait for me for a playthrough or twenty

Akira: (I love you too Yusuke!)

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Akira: Futaba

Akira: Futaba

Akira: Futaba you little gremlin

Akira: Futaba you little devious trickster

Akira: WHY did you tell me to steer clear of Goro-chan?

Akira: BECAUSE THE ENDING

Akira: THE ENDING FUTABA

Akira: YALDABAOTH. SATANAEL. SAVING CHRISTMAS WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.

Akira: SATANAEL FUTABA

Akira: SATANAEL

Futaba: you’re still playing pancake boy’s route?

Akira: no I just finished his TRUE ENDING. ON WHITE DAY.

Futaba: so the game is still going?

Akira: I’m at the credits

Akira: why does the protag have to return?

Akira: why can’t he stay in Tokyo with his family and BF?

Futaba: wait for it

Akira: wait for what?

Akira: Futaakjsdhkasgdas

Akira: OH SHIT

Akira: WHAT

Akira: WHAT IS THIS GAME

Akira: WHAT DO THEY MEAN THIS ISN’T THE GAME’S TRUE ENDING?

Akira: AFTER EVERYTHING?

Akira: and it’s JUST THE GOOD ENDING?

Akira: FUTABA

Akira: I DON’T CARE ABOUT SPOILERS ANYMORE

Akira: HOW DO I GET THE TRUE ENDING FUTABA

Futaba: well then

Futaba: it’s time for you to start another playthrough

Futaba: and utilize all your skills to go through every single romance route until you get the true ending for each one

Akira: and then?

Futaba: and then your time management skills better be Legendary because you’ll have to start a new playthrough and go for the poly route

Akira: POLY

Akira: DID YOU JUST SAY POLY

Futaba: yes

Futaba: now get off your ass

Futaba: getting Ann’s true ending is a journey

Futaba: and you have to be careful not to fall into the bad ending of the poly route, the harem ending

Futaba: get ready, kiddo, because god is going to achieve perfection through you

Akira: I AM READY

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Extra:

Futaba: Thank you for using the services of the talking playthrough guide

Futaba: your total reaches 666 curry meals

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End

[extervus]

also do all of the questions lol

G o d I finally finished answering all these, I have the attention span of zero1 - already answered!2 - Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?: My mother. Overall, like with everything she's done my whole life, no, I don't. But the most recent thing, I kinda forgive her cause she guilted me into doing a training thing for a class I'll help teach (which, guilting is never okay, by the way) but it turned out to be Okay I guess3 - What do you think of when you hear the word "meow?": cat4 - What's something you really want right now?: For my WiFi to turn back on so I don't have to keep using data5 - Are you afraid of falling in love?: I've already fallen in love, so I mean, no6 - Do you like the beach?: y e s7 - Have you ever slept on a couch with somebody else?: This is oddly specific but no8 - What's the background on your phone?: The galaxy picture that I have set for my tumblr header9 - Name the last 4 beds you sat on: My bed, my mom's bed to talk to her, my bed at my dad's house, and the bed in the brown room at the lake house10 - Do you like your phone: Yes11 - Are things going the way you planned?: I mean, I don't know yet. So far, things are looking up for the next year to come. After that? I dunno12 - Who was the last person whose number you added to your phone contracts?: Fucken uhhhh I think a girl I had a video production class with last year13 - Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?: Both please and thank you14 - Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: It depends on what type of physical it is and what type of emotional it is15 - Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: Zoo16 - Are you tired?: yeah17 - How long have you known who your first phone contact?: I don't know whom my first contact was18 - Are they a relative?: Again, I don't know19 - Would you ever consider getting back with any of your exes?: No, cause everyone whom I broke up with, I did so cause either they were shitty, or cause the romantic love just wasn't there anymore20 - When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?: On the lips, it was my friend Leaf a little over a year ago, cause I had just broken up with my ex bf and I was joking like 'shit I can just kiss whomever.' Other types of kisses, Andi!!!!!!!!!!!!21 - If you knew you had to marry the right person, would you marry them today?: I don't know if this is relating to the last question or not, but I'm gonna answer this question with Andi in mind. I'm only 18 and they're only 17, so we're probably too young for marriage I think, but if they wanted to I'd be 100% down22 - Would you kiss the last person you kissed: Leaf; platonically, sure. Andi; Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! So many smooches please and thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm love smooching Andi23 - How many bracelets do you have on your wrist right now: Zero, but I have a raptor's claw necklace that I turned into a bracelet/weaponized bracelet. I'm just not wearing it right now24 - Is there a certain quote you live by?: "I'm just here for the laughs at this point," -Me25 - What's on your mind?: Sims 426 - Do you have any tattoos?: Not yet but Soon, I already have my first one planned27 - What is your favorite color?: Orange, purple and black28 - Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?: *shrug*29 - Who are you texting?: No one right now30 - Think to the last person you kissed, did you ever kiss them on a couch: y'all what is with the couch specific asks. Also no but I did give them Smooches sitting on the floor in front of a couch31 - Have you ever had the feeling that something bad was going to happen and you were right: Literally All The Time. I have a mega good intuition, it just sucks cause I also have paranoia/anxiety so I never know if a feeling I have is intuition or just anxiety 32 - Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you can talk to: No I've Never Been Able To Talk To Someone Of The Opposite Sex (I hate opposite sex questions. Of fucking course I talk to people that have a different sex and/or gender than me)33 - Do you think anyone has feelings for you?: I dunno, @strike-commandxr do ya have feelings for me?34 - Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?: A Lot actually35 - Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you: If it's Leaf (since he's the last one I smooched on the lips that long time ago): hell yeah boy get your smooch on. If it's Andi (since I give Andi so many non lip smooches): Platonic smooches exist and I mean I'd wanna know what the context is but I mean I'm chill yo36 - Were you single on Valentine's Day?: No37 - Are you friends with the last person you kissed?: Leaf is one of my closest friends and I'm dating Andi and Andi is my best friend so yeah38 - What do your friends call you?: Max, various other names after I make a bad joke39 - Has anyone upset you in the past week?: Yeah, me mom40 - Have you ever cried over a text: u m y e a h41 - Where's your last bruise located?: God I have so many bruises on me legs from a pitbull we were puppysitting. She kept jumping up on me legs42 - What is it from?: Sweet lil Pitbull Pupper43 - Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?: I block a lot of bad memories out so I can't remember44 - Who was the last person you were on the phone with?: My mom45 - Do you have a favorite pair of shoes?: My combat boots46 - Do you wear hats if you're having a bad hair day?: Yeah, I wear my beanie47 - Would you ever go bald if it was the style?: Nah I like my current hair style48 - Do you make supper for your family?: First of all: the person who made this ask meme MUST be from the southern Midwest or from the south in general, cause they called it supper. Secondly: we don't really eat dinner together but if we ever do, it's my mom and I that does the cooking. I used to in middle school cook for the family though. But my sister leaned to cook for herself now49 - Does your bedroom have a door?: ????????????? Yeah???????????50 - Top three web pages?: My blog, Andi's blog, and Nick's blog51 - Do you know anyone who hates shopping?: My sister52 - Does anything on your body hurt?: Most of the time, there's always at least one part of my body that hurts or aches. Right now my shoulders hurt like a bitch cause they're so tense53 - Are goodbyes hard for you?: Like, goodbye as in literally saying goodbye or as in cutting off contact? Either way, no. The latter, I might be sad about it, but it's not really hard54 - What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?: water55 - How is your hair?: I really like it right now, it's a little greasy cause I need to shower but ya know. I keep forgetting to post selfies56 - What do you usually do first thing in the morning?: Go back to sleep57 - Do you think two people can last forever?: Yeah if they both keep a healthy relationship58 - Think back to January 2007; were you single?: I was. 7. (I wasn't single, technically, cause I had a lil 'boyfriend.' He was my best friend, really my only friend cause I didn't go to public school at the time. But again, I was 7 so it don't count)59 - Green or purple grapes?: Red grapes. Green and purple grapes taste bad to me60 - When's the next time you'll give someone a BIG hug?: As soon as I see one of my friends once school starts. Or whenever I see Andi next61 - Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?: Nah, I just want to lay in bed. I'm a tired boy62 - When will be the next time you text someone?: Bruh I dunno, why does this ask meme keep asking things about the future that I can't really know63 - Where will you be 5 hours from now?: In bed probably or on the computer (also it is 4:20 as I'm typing this specific one out just thought I'd let y'all know)64 - What were you doing at 8 this morning?: Sleepin65 - This last year, can you remember who you liked?: ??? Okay first of all, yes, I like and love Andi, whom is my heart. And platonically, I like and love all my friends. Secondly, whom would forget who they like within a year? I still remember my fourth grade crush66 - Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?: There's lots of people in my life that can do that67 - Did you kiss or hug anyone today?: No68 - What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?: I don't......remember69 - Have you ever tried your hardest and then got disappointed in the end?: If I have, I don't remember it70 - How many windows are open on your computer?: I'm not on my computer right now, I'm on me phone71 - How many fingers do you have?: ?????????????????? Ten. I understand that some folks don't have have their fingers but like, what a weird question to ask72 - What is your ringtone?: The fitness gram pacer test skjshlkdjs I keep forgetting to change it73 - How old will you be in 5 months?: 18 still74 - Where is your mum right now?: At work75 - Why aren't you with the person you were first in love with?: Just didn't work out b76 - Have you held hands with someone in the past three days?: sadly no77 - Are you friends with people you were friends with two years ago?: Most of them, yeah78 - Do you remember who you had a crush on in seventh grade?: I was dating a guy (before he came out as a guy) so does that count as a crush?79 - Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?: No?80 - Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms?: Yeah81 - How many people have you liked in the past three months: One™ (I'm just gonna assume that 'like' means romantic love at this point)82 - Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past three days?: I walk around my house in my underwear occasionally so yeah technically83 - Will you talk to the person you like tonight?: Most likely84 - You're drunk and yelling at hot people from your car window, who're you with?: Trick question. I would NEVER get that drunk cause most alcohol is nasty, and also, I would NEVER cat call people cause I'm not a fucking asshole85 - If your significant other was into drugs would you care?: If it was weed, nah, I wouldn't care at all. It's harmless (but it'd have to be edibles around me cause I have asthma and I can't be around smoke). If it was any other drug, I would care. All those other drugs are harmful yo. That includes cigarettes86 - What was the most eventful thing that happened to you last time you went to the movies?: I cried at Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 287 - Who was your last received call from?: My mom88 - If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you do it?: Hm. Yes, I would. I'm a broke kid man, and butterflies are probably really flammable, so it'd die super fast hopefully, without too much suffering89 - What is something you wish you had more of?: Money90 - Have you ever trusted someone too much?: Yeah91 - Do you sleep with your window open?: No92 - Do you get along with girls?: ????????????? What does this even mean?????????93 - Are you keeping a secret from someone that needs to know?: No?????94 - Does sex mean love?: Depends on the type of love, I guess95 - You're locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?: Nah. Whether it's Leaf or Andi, it'd be a Chill and Fun time96 - Have you ever kissed someone with a lip ring?: Nah97 - Did you sleep alone this week?: Yeah98 - Everybody has somebody that makes you happy, do you?: Again, A lot of people make me happy. Andi, the McElroy brothers, my friends, my older brother and younger brother. So many99 - Do you believe in love at first sight?: No. I believe in attraction and interest at first sight, but not love100 - Who was the last person that you pinky promise?: I can't remember honestly, it's been so longThanks for the ask, my dude!!!!!!!!