#fortnite 10 ball

[lucilassie]

Right on cue. 1️⃣ 🟡

Models: @weirdfandomchick (1 Ball), @mmmayro (10 Ball)

[scratchfortnite]

Freaks (8-ball and 10-ball are sick of them)

[mystery-billiard-anon]

Shitpost of the billiards by the billiard anon horray 😋

@tavi-calypso

[xeliicious-art]

[nem0-nee]

25. would you say you have good taste in music?

SWEATING BULLETS MERCIE.... TY FOR GIVING ME THE OPPORTUNITY BUT THIS IS BASICALLY LIKE LEAKING MY INTERNET HISTORY /J

[ ASK GAME ]

UHHHH... If you ignore that my top 2 most played song on Spotify was Fortnite Balls, then maybe?!?!

Right now, I'm a devout GHOST and The Pals enjoyed. Their music does not merely slap, they drag me out of bed and beat me up with a metal pipe /j

SAME GOES WITH MIRACLE MUSICAL OHMYGODIHDSFK... I'm not normal and mad crazy for Hawaii Part ii. Crazy? I was cr-

Most of the music I listen to are great... and some are downright questionable 💀 Unless you find my questionable song picks to be good, then hell yeah I have fantastic taste in music!! You can trust me with the aux cord <33

[bluesturniolo333]

Sturniolo Q&A 💜💙💛

1. how long have you been watching them?

- i obviously saw all the iconic(k) clips on tiktok and was like “omfg who are these guys” in like late 2021, but i didn’t start watching them like repeatedly until mid 2022. probs around june.

2. are you a matt, nick, or chris girl/boy?

- i am a very proud matt girl :)

3. what’s your favorite car video?

- definitely either “the magic 8 ball told us to make this” or “Don’t be a try hard at laser tag !”

4. what’s your favorite vlog?

- i love love loveeee the yoga challenge one they did with alahna

5. have you ever met them?

- no, i have not. and i don’t know if ill ever want to tbh. too intimidating lol

6. did you go to any tours?

- nope. i tried to go see them in nashville but the tickets sold out in less than 5 minutes LMAO

7. are you an editor/artist?

- no, but i did just start writing a fic…

8. who’s your favorite friend of theirs?

- obviously nate bc look at him. no im kidding but he’s very funny and they’ve all been friends for ages so that’s sweet. BUT i also loveeee larray. like they just all seem to have a lot of fun together, and i really admire the genuineness of their content together.

9. who do you relate to the most?

- depends. i have almost crippling social anxiety. not so much that i can’t talk to a group of people or do a class presentation (i actually love public speaking) but more so im constantly afraid of being harmed or being stalked in public (ex. i hate movie theaters and malls). so i guess in a mental stand point, i relate mostly to matt. however, i am a very out-going talkative person. i don’t give a FUCK what other people think. i also listen to hella trap music. therefore, i find that i most like chris in those senses. but as a whole, im probs most similar to chris lol.

10. what’s your rituals for watching their videos?

- i have no idea tbh. i just watch them whenever i have free time !

11. what’s your favorite podcast episode?

- i love the one they did with justin for the christmas special but i also really love the injury one !

12. have you ever been noticed?

- not that i know of haha

13. do you own any merch?

- yes! i have a green LETS TRIP shirt and a white sturniolo shirt.

14. do you own any fresh love?

- yes! i have the brown hoodie and the pink shirt !

15. what’s your favorite nick quote?

the whole fucking squeal he did about pancakes and shit. that video still cracks me up to this day.

16. what’s your favorite matt quote?

- “if you’re clumsy, you’re falling into that”

17. “what’s your favorite chris quote?”

- “NOOOOOOO. we have a hibachi spoon”

18. do you play fortnite?

- lol no. i’ve never even attempted

19. do you listen to trilly, elmer, or skies?

- i FUCKING love skies. but i only know a few of tril’s songs. and i only know “miss me” by elmer lolz

20. what do you love most about them?

- they’re real as fuck.

THATS IT LOVE YOU ALL BYEEEE

xoxo - blue :)

[preciadosbass]

2/8/24

woke up at aprox. 8:30 and it took me absolutely ages to get out of bed. i’ve had no need to wake up anywhere near this ‘early’ since school. i eventually got dressed and spent most of the morning being indecisive over which shirt i was going to wear. i ended up wearing my saw [2004] shirt because it’s easy to theme that with my belts and things. my mum let boris lick the lid off a yogurt and it was so cute. i wish i got it on video or something

we left at like 10:10 to go to this reptile based experience place. hopefully i’ll be able to work there part time or something soon but nobody’s sure yet because we might’ve found a college for me to go to. either way, i’d like to do both if i can squeeze it in. we were late but still saw the first animal being shown, it was a tortoise called pancake. they have really unusual names for the animals there.

there’s this guy that works there that’s very similar to me, except he’s an adult. i get really tense around him though because i wish i was him so much. he has all my dream piercings, long hair [but in a masc way], really cool tattoos, he’s really friendly, and he’s cis. i know jealousy is bad but i can’t help it when i can’t like out my life as a guy like i ache to. i wish i could keep my long [ish] hair and look like a dude. anyway, here’s a list of all the animals i saw:

[spellings/names could be wrong as i was going by ear] // greek spurthigh tortoise, bearded dragon [hes called boris like my cat, i see him everytime i go so he’s gotten used to me now, he likes to lay on me], uromastyx, pac man frog, green tree frog, blue toungued skink [i handled one of these like a week ago at another reptile experience thing], leopard gecko, acki monitor, chiliean rose tarantula, mexican red leg tarantula, salmon pink tarantula, bird eating tarantula, mexican blonde tarantula, jumping spiders, ball python, and a milk snake.

i watched the ball python eat a mouse which interesting as i’ve never seen a snake have food before. i thought the whole process [the eating process, not the digestion process] would take longer than it did. after the session ended and everyone else there left i took boris out of his enclosure and let him sit on me for a bit. everytime i see him he seems to be more comfy around me, but to be fair, i don’t think he cares who he’s with. my sister went this time, which was a change, but now she’s got it in her head that she’s getting a bearded dragon. which is definitely not happening.

after leaving we headed to the new cinema that just opened for this racing thing being hosted there. on the way there we saw those people that go around in those huge t rex costume things. continuing on talk about the racing thing, i thought it’d be like, everyone has a console and it’s connected to the screen somehow? but there was this racing chair and a steering wheel thing infront of the screen, and people took turns to speed around the track shown on the screen + computer thing infront of them. i convinced my mum and sister to try it and it was fun/funny regardless of the fact it wasn’t what any of us thought it was.

afterwards we went home and my sister insisted to show me paramore + fall out boy on fortnite [and some other bands i like] and then i went to youth club. i don’t have too much to say about it, honestly. i never do. it was the same as always, i just awkwardly sat there while everyone spoke to eachother. i listened to this history - obsessed girl called christina speak to jester about greek mythology, i didn’t understand a thing, but it was impressive that they both knew as much as they did. they went into the shop next to the club afterwards and i got sweets for my sister.

i stupidly didn’t check the packet until we were on the way back home but she’s allergic to them. so i’ve somehow got to find an excuse to not eat them, even though i want to. one sweet takes up like a quarter of the food i can eat in a day. anyway so yeah, i just sat outside checking the time every once in a while for two and a half hours. just like i said last time i talked about youth club, i wish people talked to me. i once again went in hopes that those two girls were there but they weren’t. i dont know when they attend or what they’re names are so i cant ask jester.

hopefully i’ll have some luck the next time i go, sometimes going makes me feel like i’m just being mocked about not having any friends, like, it really rubs it in my face. carrying on, i got back home and cuddled boris. i went out again at 8 something for my walk. it was already dark by the time i got into my ‘walking clothes’ so we tried walking wherever it’d be lightest. we went back over to that field where you can see london and down to the bottom where you enter another field.

i spoke about this being the longest i’ve ever tracked what i do in the days and about that ‘acquaintance’ i’ve written about previously as they’re starting to purposely stalk all of my accounts more even though i told them i like having space irl and online, and when i make private accounts it’s obvious i want them to be private. they just won’t listen, they found my twitter account where i occasionally vent and they keep on taking the mick out of me. i’m so sick of their shit.

anyway, we walked for 45-50 minutes tonight which isn’t as long as what i’d hoped but to be fair, it was my problem for not getting going sooner than what i did. because boris has been sitting at the kitchen windowsill recently, i knocked on the glass and he looked at me in the most adorable way ever through the window. when i got in inside, as you can expect, i stayed with him + cuddled him as much as i could considering how awkward he’s positioned from the kitchen chairs.

afterwards my parents went upstairs to listen to their radio programme — i watched mcr interviews + clips for an hour and a half, maybe two hours until i came up to my parents to ask the questions about boris. it took ages because my mind kept on going blank and id forget a routined thing i say everynight which was freaking me out. id gotten through all the questions apart from the last two when i realised my sister was awake. ive never asked the questions while my sisters been awake so as stupid as it sounds, this freaked me out more.

i am/was scared that itd mess up everything i’d just said to my parents as it’s a change in the routine so i speedran through the questions again. as we got to the last two questions again my mum started arguing with me and screaming at me. i completely get her frustration, i know i’m really, especially annoying when it comes to my ‘compulsions’ and i know that she was tired, but she kept on screaming directly into my ear even though i was already hyperventilating over boris being not okay despite me telling her my ears hurt. like i was kind of saying, i don’t blame her though.

i wish i could be a better child to them. once i forced myself to end the questions i went downstairs and sat with boris for 30/40 minutes while i ate yogurt. he was purring the whole time, i hope it was the happy type of purr. i went to do my teeth and came back to say goodnight to boris at like 2. i was so exhausted i even forgot parts of my goodnight routine i say to boris which i have never done and never thought i would do.

i know he dosent understand most of what i say [probably] but i told him that it was just because in knackered because that was the case and i don’t want him thinking i care about him/love him less because of my forgetfulness. i don’t know how to explain it, but i didn’t forget it, i just couldn’t remember it. because i knew what i wanted to say but i didn’t know what order to put it in. i said what i thought was closest, fed him and got into bed at 2:50. i then typed out all the different versions of what i think that sentence was supposed to be and i’m pretty sure i’ve worked out what phrases are right/wrong. actually went to sleep at 3:30.

have a good day/night -_<

[and-we-quote-osc]

Egg Roll Lore Time:

The real story of how her Alters became her alters, by the way, her mom's name is Hot And Sour Soup. HASS is a bitch of a mother, okay? She is a terrible mother. Anyways...

Pacifier:

When ER was Three years old, HASS gave her a black eye and threw ER to the wall three times. Pacifier then appeared in the headspace and saw ER crying. She fronted and stopped ER from crying and just tried to find the nearest toy and play with it to calm ER down. She was successful!

Trading Card:

When Egg Roll was 7 she was introduced to a game called Fortress Dawn (Fortnite in the AWQ universe) and at first she was skeptical of it but in the headspace, Trading Card appeared and fronted.

Retractable Sword:

The day before Egg Roll's 13th birthday, RS appeared in the headspace only to warn her about puberty, but he realized he was stuck in the headspace as an alter.

Hairbrush:

When Egg Roll turned 15 years old, she wanted to fit in with the other girls but she knew she wasn't able to. But HB showed up and decided to glam ER up. So she fit in all because of HB.

Sunglasses:

When ER was 10 she wanted to learn how to skate, but couldn't get the hang of it. She tried 10 times and before she considered giving up, SG appeared and fronted to finally complete what ER couldn't!

Pong Ball:

When ER was 14, and trying to solve a hard equation on her test, she almost gave up on it, but then PB fronted to solve the hard equation. Even that was enough to have her get a good score on her test.

Button:

When ER was 15 years old, she was still being verbally and physically abused by her mom, which caused Button to not only appear in the headspace but to instantly front and fight back against ER's mom. They slapped her 5 times before eventually getting grabbed by the wrist and dragged to ER's room and getting locked in the room...

Daisy:

When ER was just 5 years old, she was still going through a lot of pain and trauma, mainly involving HASS. Recently she had developed a little hobby, drawing! She showed her mom the picture she drew of her and her mom. HASS ripped the drawing to shreds. ER was devastated. Daisy appeared in the headspace and fronted only to see that ER had made some beautiful pictures. She then said, "Wow! Did you draw these? They look so beautiful!"

Marble:

When ER was 13 years old, and she was watching tv, she saw an ad for HiHeels Drag Race. She had a favorite character named, Marble. Marble's drag was colorful and expressive. Unfortunately Marble died at the age of 35. But He eventually ended up in the headspace. He fronted for a bit to see his supposed new appearance in the mirror. He was in the body of ER.

Ballet Shoe:

...Minutes pass by as ER cries in her room as she is still locked up in her bedroom. Ballet Shoe appears in the headspace and fronts without hesitation. She decided that enough was enough. She found her way out of her room using a bobby pin. ER also conveniently had a heavy trophy in her room, so BS grabbed that and yelled out for HASS. And charged at HASS and hit her in the head as hard as she possibly could. She then let ER be Co-Con, and she told ER to pack up everything she needed to run away.

As for HASS, she was knocked out for a couple hours, all her money was taken, her wallet was stolen, her food supply was stolen. And her head was cracked. She woke up to realize that she had lost the battle of mother and daughter... She then went on to find her daughter to end Egg Roll's life... Once and for all...

[lucilassie]

Double digit. 🔟 🔵

Models: @mmmayro (10 Ball), @weirdfandomchick (1 Ball)

[scratchfortnite]

What do you MEAN these guys are assassins or something

Also why are 1-balls so freaky in murder mystery when I'm Scratch 😭😭

[mystery-billiard-anon]

Cookies (this is my first time ever drawing cookies so I just kinda gave up 😭😭)

@tavi-calypso

Edit: 10 is a blueberry cookie, 1 is a lemon cookie, 8 is a black cocoa cookie and Scratch is a raspberry cookie

[slapjacq]

Alright red valley first listen round 4 (Clive and let die-s3 ep2) I’m so ready:

Clive and Let Die:

This man is absolutely fucking hysterical I’ve been cracking up for the past 3 minutes straight

Oh Jesus he’s gonna listen to ALL of Gordon’s shit

Which ninja turtle hes gonna fuck marry or kill that’s gold holy shit

When corporate finds out you’re out sick the feeling is real

DEV PATEL?

HE PLAYS FUCKING FORTNITE THIS IS INCREDIBLE

HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING DOOR STORY

I love this game guys truly I’m also insane for enjoying it

Holy fuck

The horse story is fucking nuts

Warren being more concerned about the horse is so fucking real

Also the morphine bit adds to my theory that hes constantly high

Making fun coworkers that you hate is half the fun of work. Which isn’t a lot but it is enough

Oh these writers either spent too many times imagining saw traps or watching final destination and honestly respect

Also let’s go gender inclusivity in the horrible death stories

Clive is a fucked up little bastard I thought he’d be enjoying this shit

(Also quick note, I adore that the people who make this podcast don’t shy away from shouting out their predecessors, fellow creatives, and influences)

S3 ep1:

WAIT I FORGOT THAT PAM SURVIVED SHOUTOUT HER

there is never a day where Clive doesn’t bitch someone out and neither is there a day where he doesn’t get bitch out by someone else.

wait I know that voice

PETER LUKAS???

GODDAMN HES GOING AFTER HIS ASS

Clive is about as subtle as a metal bar hitting a tile floor

HOLY SHIT THE CRUISE SHIP

Oh yall got your ptsd from a lab? My mom just told me we had plenty at home.

WAIT I DIDNT REALIZE BRYONY WAS THE ONE WHO FUCKING SHOT HIS JNEES CAPS HAHAHAHAHA

Jesus Clive’s got some BAWLS GODDAMN GOOD FOR HIM IG

S3 ep 2:

I like pam now she’s just as much of a ball buster as clive. He needs to be humbled sometimes.

THE ALOHA ETERNITY HAAHAHHA

oh Jesus Pam thanks for reality check/prediction for the future I almost forgot I’m never gonna be able to buy a house

Clive what the fuck don’t be reading us Americans right now there’s a fucking election right around the corner and I’m handling it worse than I’d like to admit.

WAIT CLIVES HIGH

HES DOING POPPERS LMAO

oh wow Clive is being vulnerable

OH YOUR THERAPIST SAYS SO?

OH HESUS CLIVE I FEEL BAD

I don’t know how to deal with crying either Pam

“Rich old white people who expect to rule the world forever”

I can’t believe the fucking cruise ship worked

Okay I adore Clive and Pam’s dynamic

Another thing these writers are good at is making care about characters I wasn’t quite attached too if anything happens to these two I might end up on the 10 o’clock news.

Ah yeah I’d get fucked up with these two

[talssyyy]

⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅hello! I’m talsy and i’d love to be your friend!⊹ ࣪ ˖

Here’s a little bit about me:

Generally:

my pronouns are she/her

i’m bi

i’m a minor so don’t be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 haha

i’m obsessed with the clean chic aesthetic and aspire to resemble that in the future

Favs:

Movies/series and characters and ships:

10 Things I Hate About You

characters: Kat and Cameron

ships: kat and patrick

Stranger Things

characters: mike, lucas, robin

ships: lumax, byler

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

characters: my baby Charlie😔

Ocean’s 8

characters: Lou and Nine Ball

ships: Lou and Debbie🫦

Ponyo

i haven’t watched that many ghibli movies but this one is my fav so far!!

Grown ups 2

H2O

characters: Rikki, Cleo and Lewis

ships: cleo and lewis, rikki and emma

Spider-man: Into The Spiderverse

characters: Miles and Peni Parker

ships: Miles and me👅

GILMORE GIRLS!! i am a SHLUTTT for autumn rain, hot ginger and lemon tea, thick blanket and gilmore girls playing on my screen

characters: lane, luke and sookie

ships: luke and lorelai, jesse and rory

Tangled

honestly there is nothing better than disney movies and this one takes a special place in my heart

IT

characters: richie and bill

ships: reddie

Arcane

characters: Ekko, Sevika, Vi, Caitlyn, Jinx

ships: caitvi, ekko and jinx

Videogames:

The Last of Us (both part 1 and 2)

characters: ellie, jesse, abby, joel

ships: dellie, riley and ellie

Life is Strange and lis before the storm (also watching the playthrough od lis2)

characters: rachel, sean, max

ships: pricefield, amberprice

Fortnite🥸

nothing better than playing fn on call with my friends (i always say i prefer zero build but it’s just a cover up for the fact i can’t build for shit)

Music:

Brent Faiyaz

fav song: all mine

Montell Fish

fav song: destroy myself just for you

Kendrick Lamar

fav song: LUST.

Faye Webster

fav song: she won’t go away

Men I Trust

fav song: Pines

Clairo

fav song: Amoeba

Beabadoobee

fav song: 10:36

Childish Gambino

fav song: Heartbeat

Pixies

fav song: monkey gone to heaven

Arctic Monkeys

fav song: Sweater weather (proud enjoyer)

TV girl

fav song: Pretty boy

Billie Eilish

fav song: wildflower

The Cure

fav song: friday i’m in love

The Smiths

fav song: This charming man

Lana Del Rey

fav song: chemtrails over the country club

˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚ that is IT i think so yeah. you can also find me on tiktok (talssyyy). bye bye!!!

[honks-n-stonks]

Uhh... hi! The name's Goose, and I do art! Sometimes. I also reblog a lot of stuff, mainly my interests, so watch out for that if that ain't really your style.

Speaking of my interests, here are some of my main ones! You'll hear me talking about the ones in bold a lot...

Monster Hunter (I play both Rise and GenU on the Nintendo Switch, and I have World on PS4!)

Puyo Puyo

... Battle Cats...

Toontown (Corporate Clash) AHH

SPLATOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

And here are some games I like to play... I might talk about these occasionally as well! (I play most of these on PS4, but games marked in red I play on Switch!)

Don't Starve Together

Plants Vs. Zombies (GW 1 & 2, BFN)

A Hat in Time

Sackboy: A Big Adventure

Overcooked! (2 and AYCE)

Risk of Rain 2 (refusing to update it to SotS....)

Deep Rock Galactic (peak..)

Hollow Knight (gotta play it again ooouuuugghggtghh)

Minecraft

Fortnite (very infrequent, but I hop on it for STW and stuffs from time to time)

Monster Hunter World

Dragon Ball FigherZ (I'm very at it and haven't touched it in a bit...)

Monster Hunter Rise (+ Sunbreak)

Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate

Risk of Rain Returns (I ALSO SUCK AT THIS GAME 😭)

Mad Rat Dead

Bomb Rush Cyberfunk

SPLATOON 3!!!!!!!

❕psst... I play Ultimate Chicken Horse and Toontown Corporate Clash on my shitty laptop.... but it's so bad those are practically the only games that work on it. and UCH only works at the Lowest Settings Possible please help me

Uhh... yeah! I'll probably add more games as I go on.

Ah, right, DNI! Zionists, Homophobes, Transphobes, TERFS, NSFW, Proship, all that jazz. Just... don't be weird towards me! That's all I ask.

Oh, and here are some of the tags I use! I don't. Know how to do the cool link thing so you'll just have to manually search these tags yourself. Sorry...

#house explosion.mp4 -> My art tag! (yeah. I use the same tag on Twitter btw!)

#not my art! -> Not my art!!!

#fowl rambling -> Me talking about stuff, may extend to tag-only rambling sometimes...

#who out here huntin they monster -> Monster hunter tag!

#straight from the box- the ask box! -> someone slipped me a letter in the askbox, and I responded!

#honk of fame -> fave tag!!! peak is here....

[🎃] #trick or tweet -> for all the trick or treating asks! Look, I know geese don't tweet, but let me have this...

#puyohunter au -> oh god. I monster huntered Puyo Puyo. You cannot stop me. ... There ARE other medias mixed in, but that's a secret... I haven't worked on it in awhile, but I promise I'll update it eventually... I promise.....,,

that's it! For now.

Oh wait, I just remembered...

I have one sideblog! 1!

@nonogram-hell -> Animal Jam sideblog... Been on a mini-hiatus here, whoops.....

Okay okay! NOW that's it. Maybe.

(updated 10/31/24)

[shadows-of-ghost]

SHADOWs of GHOST Story Masterpost (Reworked)

(Updated as of June 2024 ^-^)

Heyo! Welcome to the SHADOWs of GHOST storyverse, my personal headcanon-filled retelling of the E.G.O/GHOST vs A.L.T.E.R/SHADOW war in Fortnite Chapter 2, Seasons 1-3.

I originally posted all my stories on @ksfnmoments , but have since decided to transfer everything regarding this storyverse over to this blog as well as releasing all future stories here. This masterpost is to help both me and you find things easier. Things included are:

All (currently old but soon new) chapters of The Tide Rises, the only currently ongoing story of my trilogy

Small one-shots featuring any of the associated characters

Preview snippets of other WIP stories

Character profiles and backstories, which will individually come out soon :)

Everything is sorted by which story or collection they are part of. I hope this helps💜

Altered Egos

Preview: Journey’s Introduction

Preview: Hunter and the Hunted (Cameo & Rippley)

Preview: Trick Shot (8-Ball vs. Scratch)

Counterespionage

Preview: Prologue Excerpt

Preview: The Device

Lost

Melancholic Melodies

The Tide Rises

Origin: Vagabond

Origin: Rifted

TTR - GHOST Log #1

TTR - Chapter 1

TTR - Chapter 2

TTR - GHOST Log #2

TTR - Chapter 3

TTR - Chapter 4

TTR - Chapter 5

TTR - GHOST Log #3

TTR - Chapter 6

TTR - Chapter 7

TTR - Chapter 8

TTR - Chapter 9

TTR - GHOST Log #4

TTR - Chapter 10

TTR - Chapter 11

TTR - Chapter 12

TTR - Chapter 13

TTR - Chapter 14

TTR - GHOST Log #5

TTR - Chapter 15

TTR - Chapter 16

TTR - Chapter 17

TTR - Chapter 18

TTR - Chapter 19 (dunno what happened to the next 3 i’ll keep looking)

TTR - Chapter 20

TTR - Chapter 21

Bonus

Character Profile Google Doc:

Mom Friend - Outcast

Mom Friend - Cameo

Mom Friend - Turk

Mom Friend - Remedy

Mom Friend - 8-Ball

Thunderstorms

Christmas: A “Treeful” Situation

[koopakaper]

mudae is fucked up bro what the fuck has it done to me

random person rolling THE SPOT at 3 AM while I’m outside smoking

I’m gonna expose the whole system

If you don’t know how the game works, basically you can roll random characters that you can claim for yourself. You can roll 10 an hour, but can only claim once every 3 hours or so. I think that they purposefully drip feed you characters to get you addicted. There’s an algorithm. It tracks what characters are popular, and what characters it knows you like. It knows when you use the bot so it purposefully rolls characters it thinks you want based on your pattern and gives it to you like a fish goes for bait or something analogyesque

I’m checking my disablelist which lets you disable certain groups of characters with a low limit. You can optimally disable a perfect amount of characters to get the best odds at rolling a wish (A character that gets pinged if rolled and can “boost the chance” of it rolling (probably still an active detriment to you rolling because of course the algorithm doesn’t actually want you to get a like 250% bonus chance when you get max upgrades to actually be a pure random roll you’d get them all the time if they were TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY PERCENT MORE LIKELY TO HAPPEN.)) 

I try to disable this random company’s roster but it doesn’t work because I forgor

disabling the most fucking random ass shit I could find with higher than average wg (Waifu Game (It’s cringe because this bot was made by weebs but whatever). Category where you only roll women from games. The alternatives being Husbando (fuck whoever came up with ‘husbando’) Game (hg), but also Waifu Animanga (wa) (Everything that’s not game) and husbando (seriously Fuck that guy) Animanga (ha). I was on wg because I basically completed my ha wishlist which left me with the most random characters. I was on ha for like a YEAR AND A HALF getting all the characters I wanted it took soooo long, and since ha is most of the characters I want anyway (with other people rolling wa so I can get those characters too) I basically mained that category and decided to go on break for new characters to get added (happens once in a blue moon because the mods are lazy as fuck and take like 6 weeks to sort through something that could be done in a Google Form. (jk idc about the time)) so I was about to go back to the years long struggle of completing ha

(The characters on there with the check mark are characters I was trying to get keys with. Keys are just extra rewards that give you bonus, sometimes helpful stuff if you roll a character you already own. Of course owning characters that would give high reward makes them NEVER roll so you get a bunch of shit rewards from the lowest worth card in your “harem” (more cringe).) 

(The ones with nothing next to them are ones I haven’t got yet. Of course having them on here probably decreases their chance. Well no. It does help, but the point is, is that before the boost, the % chance is in the negatives. Putting it at a very low chance which sucks.)

(And the one with the X next to it is the reason I swapped to wg in the first place. I wanted to set up my perfect disablelist and wishlist to get Meow Skulls but... I lost to my literal arch nemesis who took my wish (THEY ROLLED THE SPOT)

Anyway

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The Meow Skulls in question (from Fortnite)

WHAT THE FUCK THE GIF SPEEDS UP I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY BUT NO THE GIF GETS EXPONENTIALLY FASTER FOR SOME REASON WHY DOES IT DO THAT

I try to swap back to my other disablelist but I can’t remember the command

The DM I got

ok

Mudae commands aren’t done with ! you fucking IDIOT gotem qs2 my balls lol

I finally figure out how to save my currect wishlists and disablelists so I can come back to wg later

I try to clear my wishlists and disablelists to get a blank slate by loading an empty slot but that’s NOT HOW IT WORKS IDIOT

I finally manage to find the commands

I clear it all out

I’m checking my work. Finally doing what I was trying to do. But that’s where I fucked up also because why the fuck would I ever think to do this

I became self aware quickly

I remembered what I was actually trying to do

my rolls:

random thing no one cares about

random shit no one cares about

random shit no one cares about

random shit one cares about

Awesome Face (had to claim that lol epic)

Random shit no one cares about

Random shit no one cares about

Random shit no one cares about

Eduardo. Nice key and I got some good kakera (the currency, commonly known as kak)

it actually kinda sucked (white ones usually give more but because the white one breaks down into multiple, you essentially get multiple kak per kak

The colors are as follows:

Purple: like 100 kak

Blue: like 150-200

Light Blue: 250-350

Yellow: 400-650

Orange: 700- 950

Red: 1050-1300

White: starts out as 3, sometimes 4 random kak crystals, upgrades to 5, sometimes 6 kak crystals (and beyond?). 

Just estimates, idk the exact number

The worst roll I could get from the white is 5 purples, but blue are most common, and are 2nd worst. So basically I got 4 2nd worsts and one 3rd worst

There’s also RAINBOW kak which gives like 3.5k per grab but it’s super rare.

 I’ve actually gotten it most out of everyone in my server, being FIVE

Random shit no one cares about

Random shit no one cares about

Random shit no one cares about

Random shit no one cares about

Random shit no one cares about

Random shit no one cares about

Cool, another key

Random shit no one cares about

And fucking Earle Schmerle

Wait hold on let me explain

Everytime you claim a character, a message gets sent

You can customize this message.

By default it’s like “username has married charname”

But everyone moved it away from being romantic in that way, so I thought “Wouldn’t it be funny if I did the exact opposite?” and that has been my claim message to this day, which has led to some interesting screenshots

So yeah I rolled shit all

Thank Mudae algorithm

so yeah Mudae is a gambling addiction and I genuinely think it drains my mental health i hope you enjoy my journey