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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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my city elects a "captain" every year who's like a well known local that contributes to the community and they hold a ball as a fundraiser and do some public events etc. this year a beloved book store cat was nominated and the city banded together in a way I've never seen in my 24 years living here to make sure that he absolutely fucking destroyed the competition and became this years captain

#he won :)#his name is googey #the book store has an extremely funny commie name i wish I could say it w/o doxxing myself #i was sending the voting link to all ny friends lmao. apparently it was like absolutely no contest. he annihilated everyone #formerly ori/ons/belts

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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if you are in the US and are at risk of unwanted pregnancy, you should buy mifepristone immediately while it's still legal to mail so you can have it on hand just in case (it should keep for about 2 years). the future of this method of medication abortion is seriously at risk. it is very important that you are prepared for a worst case scenario

if this applies to you or a loved one go here and follow the instructions. it's $150 so if you are not at risk of unwanted pregnancy and are able, please consider helping others with the cost, or buying some to have on hand in case someone you know needs it in the future

edit: just wanted to add that I personally have already bought and received a provisional dose in case I know someone who needs one from this site so I can confirm that it is legit

#not trying to be super alarmist but this is especially important if you live in a state that is very hostile towards reproductive rights #please follow this court case as well. it is probable that the supreme court will make the situation even worse than the district courts #tell your friends and family #formerly ori/ons/belts #also i think if u just like. google the name of the site u will see other places reference that specific one #also this is currently legal in all 50 states BUT IT WILL NOT BE FOR LONG.#which is why i posted this lmfao

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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ori/ons/belts -> anotherpapercut

unfortunately I had to change my url. I will be tagging new posts with 'formerly ori/ons/belts' (but I'm bad at remembering so sorry if I forget sometimes!) so that hopefully you shouldn't be able to find me as easily by searching the old url but you can still see that I've changed what it was. the posts in my queue will not have this tag added for a few weeks but this message will be pinned for anyone who missed it

EDIT: no longer consistently tagging bc I'm lazy. but it will still happen when you least expect it

#thanks for your patience im not very happy about this #i specifically chose my url with the intention of not having to change it again 🙄#anyway this is a reference to the song papercuts by gym cla/ss heroes listen if you dont know it #formerly ori/ons/belts #also yes i was spitkaleidoscopes for a hot second there. you did not imagine that it was a place holder #btw all the slashes is to prevent them from showing up in tags

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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if you send in an email to your library asking why it's taking so long for them to process new books you will burn alive and rot in hell

#ok that was harsh but im fr abt to kill this dumb bitch #formerly ori/ons/belts

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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please help me I am so bad at making decisions

#3 of these are g c h lyrics lmfao. Cerberus is just cause puppy idk. was trying to stay in Greek mythology but totally blanked #btw there is a possibility I will reject the popular vote..... I really I can't say. I'm very very bad at making decisions. it's the ocd #ty all #formerly ori/ons/belts

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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as the great poet and philosopher Pete Wentz once said, "I'm just trying to keep it together, but it gets a little harder when it never gets better"

#actual thing i just said out loud while crying #this one goes out to my boy pete #formerly ori/ons/belts

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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I finally got a VPN. it's all coming together boys

#just gotta get an external cd drive and hard drive. gonna make dvds of all the seasons of mash i dont own yet #also invader zim and lots of music 🙏#formerly ori/ons/belts

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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just like blacked out and fell down in the bathroom so hard that I can barely walk. parkour

#not really sure what happened #i have a twice daily flovent inhaler which is like a medication inhaler #and sometimes when im holding my breath after breathing it in i get rlly dizzy and start shaking uncontrollably #for like a couple of minutes sometimes too. idk what it is #but today that happened and then i remember like. seeing the cabinets as i hit the ground #and then they pain hit and i started screaming which i was very vaguely aware of but idk i was really disoriented #and my partner ran in and was obviously very freaked out. i finally fully came to and realized i must've fallen #my toothbrush and toothpaste were on the ground bc i was just abt to brush the flovent out of my mouth #i scraped the fuck out of my knees and arm. my toes mustve bent way too far bc i can barely move them. must've landed hard on my knees too #one of my wrists and my neck are also fucked up. not really sure what happened there #very freaked out tho! my partner too! not rlly sure how im gonna explain the pain to my pt tomorrow...... hope im able to walk better #formerly ori/ons/belts

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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thank you all for voting on my url, unfortunately I am from the us which means the popular vote doesn't actually mean anything and since the race was so close I'm gonna have to let the electoral college (@noonaescargot) decide and they voted for anotherpapercut so I'm gonna go w that jajbskhshs

#sorrryyy thank u all ily #formerly ori/ons/belts

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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how long should I tag all my posts with my former url. it's getting annoying

#im just like. really really lazy #and tumblr rarely autocompletes it #formerly ori/ons/belts

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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hmm

#formerly ori/ons/belts #thankful for the amount of filters i have

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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I'm already 2nd guessing my url choice lmfao. I almost went with thankgodforwalkmans and now I'm like shit did I make the wrong choice 🫣

#my other top choices were headsofcerberus and anotherpapercut and thankgodforwalkmans #i shouldve done a poll i forgot i could do that #formerly ori/ons/belts

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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hey do any of you who use canes know what I'm doing wrong that is causing me really bad pain in the like. heel of my palm when I use my cane heavily

#am i just leaning too hard on it or am i holdings it wrong #its one of those T handles where one side is a little shorter than the other #ive been putting my hand on like the side instead of the top to compensate but it feels less sturdy #so i end up using my other hand looking like fucking house with my cane on the wrong side #formerly ori/ons/belts

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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why the FUCK is there not a lighter emoji??? how am I supposed to indicate that I'm holding my lighter up? or that I'm smoking? this is discrimination against stoners

#unbelievable to me #lighters are everywhere in my life i needto represent that #formerly ori/ons/belts

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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THIS IS UNHINGEDDDDD

if you send in an email to your library asking why it's taking so long for them to process new books you will burn alive and rot in hell

#'one was accidentally put in the bins for the biannual book sale' feels so passive aggressive but like yeah bitch that was on purpose #no one wants to read your fuckin books its not worth our time #formerly ori/ons/belts

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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authors if you want your local library employees to fuckin hate you and only buy your books when they absolutely have to you don't have to send an email like this! all you have to do is repeatedly request that we buy your books by sending us extremely long summaries and harassing desk staff about where your books are! there are plenty of easy ways to incur the wrath of a public library employee near you

if you send in an email to your library asking why it's taking so long for them to process new books you will burn alive and rot in hell

#local authors are constantly calling being like 'why did you withdraw my book????????' well Shirley #that would be because your book was checked out twice in 1 year and 1 of those was you #im sure all 4 of her followers are ANXIOUSLY awaiting her post letting them know the flodgates CAN open #because LO #the nearest citys public library system finally has this bitchs weird knockoff of to kill a mockingbird #this is awful but there was 1 guy who would call CONSTANTLY about his books and we were all kind of relieved when he died #formerly ori/ons/belts

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