#forgot frog!!! hahahah!!!

[scaredofmyocs]

PJ berri............ wears PJs..... im a genius

also if the ears/headphones look weird theyre halfway on his head so he can hear parappa

also based on every day of my life in english class

[atopearth]

Chrono Trigger Part 2 - Unity Against Lavos & The Parting of Friends

I kinda wish everyone could talk, it’s kinda annoying that only the ones that are in your party will talk. It’s like, I honestly prefer using Frog and Ayla in battle, but story-wise, I much prefer to hear what Lucca and Marle have to say, sigh, such a dilemma lol. Wow, I love Enhasa already. It’s so awesome how you can interact with the book and it goes on fire! Like whoa did not expect that, how cool! Also love how that yellow NPC near the door just up and disappeared, like it really simply and straightforwardly showed how interestingly crazy this place is haha. Wow, I didn’t realise you actually had to open the water, wind and fire books in that order to open a secret door, I just thought it was fun LOL. Okay, those Nu were frustrating when I had a party of Lucca and Marle lol, had to use Frog and Ayla instead to win hahaha, it’s hard to win, they always take you to one HP! If only Marle could cure all loll. Hmm so Janus is probably the prince of this land that supposedly has no magical powers, and was the one with the cat telling Crono and them that they’re going to lose someone important? Lady Schala is his sister and…she’s the one that Kid from Chrono Cross is supposedly a clone of or something right? And Schala has an abundance of magical power apparently~ Hmm, I wonder if the Queen has become crazy or something ever since this random advisor accurately predicting the future appeared, it also sounds pretty crazy that they’re supposedly harvesting power from the Lavos?! Gotta love how our party just loves to jump headfirst into danger, we literally just enhanced the pendant with that glow and jumped into the Queen’s chambers hahahah. I wonder why Marle’s pendant is so unique though. And why does it look identical to Schala’s? Schala seems to be the only one that wants to actually save the kingdom of Zeal before the Queen leads it to ruin by listening to the evil prophet. That golem was easier to kill than the Nu hahaha. I’m shocked that Schala is capable of sealing the gate of passage between the different times though!

Hmmm okay, so the Lavos fell from the sky and then burrowed itself into the planet’s core to suck up all its energy to grow stronger…I wonder if it does that to lots of planets or something. Magus revealed its form and then now it’s taken Death Peak as its throne with the Lavos miniature spawn flowing from the mountaintop making people unable to go near it. I…feel so sorry for Belthasar though… Not only was he trapped in this time, but he was all alone… It’s great that he left all this knowledge and technology behind and it ends up helping Crono and them stop Lavos, but it’s just saddening to think that he spent all this time by himself until old age and probably even into insanity because he felt the need to write down his knowledge before he lost it all. The Epoch is so cool though! To think there’s a machine that can just zoom through to any era we’ve visited! The contrast between the living standards of the Earthbound ones (that possess no magic) and the others is pretty apparent, it’s basically peasants and royalty. It seems that Janus actually does possess latent power that surpasses Schala though (according to Melchior who has been banished to the mountain of woe by the Queen for disagreeing with her harnessing the power of Lavos through the Mammon machine). Honestly though, since Belthasar was one of the gurus of the Zeal kingdom (Guru of Reason), I’m very interested in what the Guru of Life Melchior would be capable of. And I wonder what the last guru is doing now? Getting to Melchior was pretty easy, but it’s kinda saddening how powerless the party feels against Dalton and the Queen, especially since they keep using either the party’s lives or Schala’s life as a hostage. Prettyyyy crazy that they’re trying to achieve immortality through the power of the Lavos, like wow, are any of these people in the castle sane?

Omg, I never expected Crono to use Luminaire! It’s kinda crazy how many things Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross have in common/referenced. Those Golem sisters/twins were so annoying!! I guess Crono constantly countering them made it so much worse because they just kept countering each other, so I kept dying loll. Well, Lavos just wrecked us badly! Lol! Crono actually survived the first hit though hahaha. Anyway, I’m not sure why I never realised that the Prophet was Magus, like who else could it be?! Hahaha. I wonder why he’s adamant on killing Lavos though. As expected, Magus couldn’t really do anything against him. What was the power Crono showed, was it just his willpower accompanied with something else? Did he really ���die” like Janus foresaw? I find it so saddening that so many people died though. I know Schala used her power to get everyone to safety and asked them to not hate her mother or the kingdom and what they had done, but seriously, look at the destruction, look at all the people that had died! They’re literally left with one village worth of people! Her mother was their leader and she led them all to their deaths with her decisions. Lmaoo at what a shit Dalton is. And lmao at the party for getting tricked by him and then getting sent to like a jail or whatever lol. I feel sorry for the rest of the Zeal people though, they’re obviously powerless against Dalton so they probably are forced to listen to him even though they’re so positive about rebuilding… Sigh. Yay, I’m glad we kicked him out for the Zeal kingdom, now they can really properly live in peace! So glad I took Ayla with me since you lose all your equipment, Ayla just uses her fists so it’s all good lolll.

I….honestly didn’t think that the ritual back then where the Gurus were forced by the Queen to activate the Mammon machine (even though they told her it absorbed too much power and could create a dimensional vortex) caused them to be transported to Lavos and then proceedingly sent to different time eras. I didn’t think about that old man in the End of Time to be Gaspar, one of the Gurus! It’s pretty saddening though, everyone basically lived in different worlds after that, but I guess the most innocent one was Magus/Janus who just went to look for his sister, but then got dragged into it, and ended up getting sent to the Middle Ages all alone… It’s kinda ironic isn’t it? The reason he could be a prophet here was because he came from the future, but at the same time, Magus actually belongs in the castle anyway. It’s just saddening that instead of wanting to reunite with his family, he instead survived all this time hoping to summon Lavos again and destroy it for everything that happened. Okay, I didn’t expect to be able to get Magus to join the party! That’s crazy yet cool! I wonder how Frog really feels about it all though, I mean, they’re prioritising saving/reviving Crono right now, but it would be terrible to fight alongside the guy that turned you into a frog and killed your friend… I mean, I understand Magus’ motivations, but it doesn’t change the fact he killed a lot of people in the process of achieving all this. Anyway, I love how Magus flies instead of walking like a peasant lmaooo. Honestly though, I find it kinda sweet how Magus’ accessory is Schala’s amulet, he’s kept it for all these years. I wonder how he felt when he saw her again after all this time…

I’m so glad I can just follow the walkthrough to find all those magic chests we couldn’t open before! I totally forgot where they were hahah. I really liked the idea of the blue vest/plate one though! It’s so cool how it’s like a heirloom or something that the family have kept all this time, so if you get it in 600AD, it’s a blue vest, but if you choose to get it in 1000AD instead, it upgrades into a blue plate! It’s such a cool idea! No idea why it doesn’t downgrade instead but it’s cool! I guess the coolest thing is that Truce Inn survived for 400 years! Ohh wait, you can get both the vest and the plate! Lmaoo, the benefits of time traveling hahahah. I have to admit, it’s kinda weird yet hilarious how when you go to Guardia Castle with Frog and talk to the King and Queen, they praise Frog and thank him blah blah even though Magus is in my party too haha! Why is that Chancellor in Marle/Nadia’s time so dodgy? Is he trying to create a rift between Marle and her father so he can overthrow them or something? Ohhh, Toma the explorer gives you some spirits to pour on his grave if anything were to happen to him! I was wondering who that Toma guy was since he got his own area for a grave but apparently he’s been looking for rainbow shells his whole life. The side quest with Cyrus’ ghost was rather saddening yet nice, I liked how Cyrus really was a true friend and only hoped for the best for Glenn, I’m happy that Frog got to see him and hear that he was proud of the warrior he is today.

Omggg it was honestly so hard to get Crono’s doll clone (as a new body), my buttons are all different and I had no idea what was X and Y etc lol, I ended up having to change the keyboard controls loll. Anyway, aside from that, I also completely forgot where Crono’s house was LOL. Omggg climbing the monster’s shell at Death Peak to climb higher was something I did not expect! Thought the monster was going to revive and attack me lmao. Ohh how interesting, the Chrono Trigger/Time Egg that the Guru of Time aka Gaspar gave to the party allowed them to travel back to right before Crono died?! That’s really cool and interesting though! The fact that they could really just swap his doll for him so that the doll will die instead, and then come back to the present with him. It was honestly so cute to see Lucca hug Crono after getting him back. I loved that moment! Although I didn’t mind a party without Crono (since he doesn’t talk lmao), but walking around and doing stuff without him just felt weird haha.

Gonna do some side quests before the ending so here we go! I love that Ozzie is still alive with his own fort because lmaoo he’s such a silly villain. Loved it when he got some monsters to go against the party and they fell into his own trap because of him lol. They really dislike Magus for joining the humans though lol. LOL at him trying to tempt Crono and them with a treasure chest next to a guillotine hahahaha, the poor imp that got sacrificed though, he just wanted treasure! LMAO at the random cat that came out of nowhere and pressed a switch and caused Ozzie to fall into a hole hahahahaha. Wow, Son of the Sun was so annoying! That stupid roulette to do damage on him lol! It’s really interesting to see and know that you can get the moon stone to get enough Sun by placing it there in Ayla’s time and then just coming back to get it in the present, it’s so crazy loll! Spiced jerky for 9900G?!?! Wow, that is the craziest price ever lol. Okay, wow, that jerky was worth it. I can’t believe we gave it to the family of elders/mayor in 600AD, and because we gave that jerky to the mother for free, she decided that there’s hope and love in sharing with people in this world instead of just believing in money, and because of that, the mayor in 1000AD is now super generous and gives you the moon stone that came into his possession! That’s so crazy but amazing! Lol! I also love the different dialogue by the children and the wife. Previously, the children hated the father and the wife was sad that her husband and the children weren’t getting along at all, but now they love him and she kinda wants him to be just a little less generous lmao. The power of spiced jerky indeed. 

Really gotta respect Lucca, like dang, she really knew how to utilise that Sun stone and make something good! Lmao that on her Wondershot, it says play time determines your damage lol! Anyway, I love how Taban is just as crazy amazing as she is and made sunglasses too! It was also really sweet how he made a suit and a helm for Lucca to protect her, he’s such a great dad! The only thing is that the dialogue of the other daughter (LOL, my bad, I realised later that it’s actually Lucca’s mum) seems to still feel kinda left out, I wonder if she’ll be happy later on? It’s saddening that Toma is dead, but I love how his spirit comes to tell them that he found the Rainbow Shell! At least he actually found it!! Now it just comes to Crono and them to actually get it! Okay omg, I didn’t expect to be able to get Crono to sit on the chair and laugh like a maniac at Giant’s Claw LOL, that was so random but awesome. It’s actually kinda amazing that the Chancellor is framing the King (Marle’s dad) for selling off the “royal heirloom” a Rainbow Shell, guess we should be glad we actually do have it when the Chancellor kinda just made it up because he probably thought it would be impossible to find. Lmao, I love Marle. First, she screams and just charges right into the trial, and then when she gets thrown out, she gets evidence of the rainbow shell and then jumps right into the trial through the back hahaha, she’s so cool. The Chancellor was a monster gg! I love how much Leene and them from 600AD revered Crono as a hero, they even made a dish called Crono Special that you can eat here in the present! LOLL I didn’t expect the real Chancellor to be locked up in the treasure chest hahahah! The reconciliation between Marle and her father was pretty heartwarming. They really just never properly communicated and that caused their rift, so I guess it was good that this all happened haha! Gotta give it to Melchior for being able to forge such good weapons and armour in a jiffy with the rainbow shell!

It’s so cool how when you lend Robo to Fiona to make the land green again, you actually see him on the world map grazing stuff hahahah. Wow, Robo literally worked for like 400 years until he practically “died”, at least there’s a nice green forest now, and Lucca has fixed him up! I wonder what exactly these Gates want the party to do, is there some kind of mastermind wanting them to do something throughout the ages? Ohhh Lara is Lucca’s mum! She looks so young! Lol. Anyway, I see, so the reason why Lucca is so obsessed with science, engineering and everything is because her mum nearly got killed by Taban’s contraption when he wasn’t home, so she vowed to learn everything about it all so that it won’t happen ever again. I honestly thought she was just interested because of her Dad, but really, it was because of her mum, she even used to hate it because her dad forgot about promises with her due to research. Oh, so Geno Dome is the actual place Robo is from? His real name is Prometheus? Was Atropos his “partner”? Love how she was a pink robot with a flower lmao, so simple but cute and straightforwardly tells you she’s a girl haha. Kinda sad that this “Mother” overwrote her programs and made her attack Robo and other humans. I wonder who took over them all…or did Atropos and Robo get too “kind” and that didn’t align with their expectations of having these robots befriend humans to get information and knowledge about them to destroy the humans and take over the world? Omg that mother boss was so easy after I learnt my lesson and didn’t use Magus to kill all the panels lmao.

It’s pretty insane how the Queen was the one who caused and allowed Lavos to get enough power in the 999 years to lead to the destruction of the world in 1999AD. Anyway, the Black Omen was kinda long but not hard so I guess that’s okay. The stupid Nu sent me back to the beginning because I pressed the button too fast zzzz, had to walk it again sigh. The Queen is ugly loll. Anyway, Lavos with different attack modes (copying from various monsters and bosses we’ve fought throughout the game) was pretty interesting! I forgot a lot of them but it’s pretty cool to see him utilising the info he gathered from the world to try and kill us. Lavos’ core was not what I thought I needed to kill in the last battle hahaha, I kept thinking it was the middle one I needed to kill but it was actually the thing on the right lmao! 

I thought it was really cool of Lucca to bring everyone from the past and the future in one place at Guardia Castle and thank Crono for saving their respective worlds and the whole of time, it felt so wholesome and sweet. I don’t know why I never made the connection, but when Lucca went back and saved her mother Lara from the “accident” that caused her to be bound to her chair, it ended up changing the present, so now she’s running about and seems like a happier person now. It was honestly kind of saddening to see Crono part with everyone. I thought it was so adorable that Ayla and Kino (mostly Ayla trying to get it through his thick head lol) are planning on having lots of kids together to be the proper ancestors of Marle etc haha. It was nice to see Marle the princess kiss Frog hahaha, that was cute! Alike Robo, I’m hopeful that in the future, Robo will still be around, just because 1999AD isn’t destroyed by Lavos anymore doesn’t mean he definitely won’t exist! Lucca crying over it was really cute though. I guess the only one whose journey hasn’t ended would be Magus, since he’s going on a journey to find Schala. I hope he’s successful. 

Okay lmao at the ending where Crono’s cat jumps into the gate because Crono never fed him LOL, omg when his mum followed it hahahah. I see why when you talk to the cat at Crono’s house, it says you fed 0 food lolll! I wonder if it’s actually possible to feed it? At least that means Lucca, Marle and Crono will go on another adventure to find his mother haha! Okay, omg, I didn’t expect Crono and Marle to get married, I honestly shipped Crono and Lucca!! I love Lucca much more!! I’m so sad right now. I guess at least Robo got together with Atropos, so cute to see them watch the sky together. Nice to see Frog/Glenn continuing to be a cool knight, and omggg, he looks good as a human! I’m happy that Lucca seems great with her robot friend, but who was that baby she picked up? Omgggg it’s apparently Kid from Chrono Cross who is Schala’s daughter-clone!! Yep, time to play Chrono Cross again, but now with the knowledge of Chrono Trigger so let’s see if it feels any better haha. I know they’re not thaaat connected but they still are since it’s the same world so let’s see!~

Overall, I really enjoyed Chrono Trigger. I think the main reason I liked it was because it was just really fun and enjoyable! Like, it has a lot of the elements that make it a classic JRPG with your party saving the world and going on a cool adventure whilst bonding with the people you find along the way kinda thing, and it does it in a really fun way. Considering the story involves time travel, I honestly thought it would be complicated and a bit crazy, but it was actually really simple and definitely more of an entertaining experience above all else. There were heartwarming moments with the party, serious moments with Magus’ story and fun moments with time travelling, and I think as a whole it really made everything come together in a satisfying way where it delved into a bit of everything. I have my gripes here and there about stuff like silent protagonists, and how I would have liked it if it was a bit longer so it could have more character interactions since the world building was already so great, but I think as a whole, Chrono Trigger was pretty awesome especially considering how old it is! XD

[kyosohmastan]

I’m bored out of my mind cuz of mandatory isolation so here’s a tag that no one asked for. 😂 A nice way to get to know me I guess!

1. What’s your favorite candle scent?

I like almost all scents. My favorite to narrow it down are cinnamon and clean sheets.

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?

Taylor Swift, obviously, if you know me ya know lol

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?

Idk, Channing Tatum? Hahahah

4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?

That’s something I can’t predict. Hopefully before I’m 40 so I got a little under 20 years 🤷‍♀️

5. Do you know a hoarder?

Yes

6. Can you do a split?

No

7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?

About 3

8. How many oceans have you swam in?

At least 2

9. How many countries have you been to?

7

10. Is anyone in your family in the army?

No

11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?

Avril. Because Avril Lavigne and I love her 🎵

12. What would you name your son if you had one?

Y’all are gonna think I’m real obsessed due to this answer but Kyo 😂

13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test?

Probably an F ngl

14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?

Spongebob or The Simpsons

15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?

I’ve never celebrated Halloween

16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?

I’ve read The Hunger Games and Twilight

17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?

Who wouldn’t want a British accent?

18. Did your mother go to college?

She went to medical school. Isn’t in the medical field now tho.

19. Are your grandparents still married?

Both sets are/were divorced

20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?

No

21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?

Yes 🐸

22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to?

I think Disneyland

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?

ASL (Used to be fluent but I forgot most of it), Spanish because it’d be useful, and Japanese ofc.

24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?

Grey

25. Is your father bald?

Yes lol. He had hair when I was a baby.

26. Do you know triplets?

No

27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?

I’ve only seen Titanic

28. Have you ever had Indian food?

Yes

29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant?

Olive Garden 🥖

30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?

Lmao I just indirectly answered that

31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?

No

32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?

I can’t remember if my parents ever told me what they would’ve named me if I’d been a boy but (and TMI) they almost named me Cozumel because I was conceived on the beach on that island and I was like THANK GOD YOU DIDNT omg.

33. If you have a nickname, what is it?

Mady. My mom calls me Mads.

34. Who’s your favorite person in the world?

Kyo Sohma. Jk lmao. My parents tbh.

35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?

Suburbs. I don’t like being far away from town.

36. Can you whistle?

Nope

37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?

Not since I was little

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?

Not every morning. Eating early makes me queasy.

39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?

Yes

40. What medical conditions do you have?

No physical conditions. I have depression, social anxiety, and basically generalized anxiety.

41. How many times have you been to the hospital?

Twice

42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?

Random but yes

43. Where do you buy your jeans?

I rarely wear jeans. If I do I get them cheap like at Target.

44. What’s the last compliment you got?

“You look nice” via my mother lol.

45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?

For like five minutes then my brain will be like “what dream?”

46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?

Cinnamon

47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?

About five. But I have more in storage.

48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?

I was raised as a Jehovah’s Witness so I’ll most likely raise my kids the same way if I have any.

49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?

I’ve always known he was fake.

50. Why do you have a youtube?

I didn’t realize this was a YouTube tag until now but I do YouTube so it works haha. I do it because I love making and editing videos and I love talking to ppl about the topics I’m passionate about like anime and Fruits Basket!

[hgfstreamchats]

Gremlins 2

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Starscreamapillar Yes. opatoes A furby! thenightetc Huh. opatoes that guy is just shockwave opatoes ... is woojit one of the scientists with a bow tie Me Should have run the other way. And absolutely not. opatoes ... This kinda thing happens to humans too? Starscreamapillar Is this the same loser boy from the first movie? thenightetc Yeah. opatoes ... Can you really do that at an office? thenightetc Do what? Starscreamapillar Why is there no key code on the lab door? opatoes Electrorat! opatoes ratlights Starscreamapillar Why was that door not locked? This is the worst lab. thenightetc Electricity is something you can put in a syringe and inject, right? opatoes Sure! thenightetc It's, uh, full of electrons? opatoes Yeah? thenightetc Why is he doing this here, anyone could walk in opatoes ... Don't these things reproduce in water? Isn't it a bad idea to pull them out here? Starscreamapillar He is a dumb loser. opatoes he really loves his furby thenightetc There could be someone else in there RIGHT NOW ThebesAce DON'T HOLD HIM NEXT TO A SINK, JERK thenightetc Unbelievable Me Did the old man just make him a tiny black armband so he could mourn his impending death publically? thenightetc And now he's just hiding him in a drawer anyone could open at any time

opatoes ... Mr. Clown? thenightetc hahahah opatoes Hmmm thenightetc Seriously, what is that pin she has Starscreamapillar Part of a face. thenightetc Yes, but WHY. Starscreamapillar Because she is secretly a serial killer. opatoes wait what thenightetc You know, I could believe it Starscreamapillar Billy is still an irresponsible pet woner. Owner. opatoes woner Starscreamapillar I will incinerate you. opatoes Come over here and try!

thenightetc So the locker room is just.... open? Starscreamapillar I will breech my broken universe and do it, do not doubt me. opatoes ... Is he cheating on her thenightetc I think he's lying to himself about what Serial Killer wants Starscreamapillar I hope she gets the gremlin wet, out of spite for her cheating boyfriend. thenightetc And there it is

thenightetc He could just run away opatoes You tell us guy! You deserve better pay. OH NO thenightetc Ohhhh, dear ThebesAce WHAT A (TOTALLY PREVENTABLE) TRAGEDY! opatoes ... Is this what reproduction is like for organics egg thenightetc Absolutely not. And those are buds, not eggs ThebesAce only some frogs thenightetc Or... something. opatoes what is a bud but an egg More furbies! Starscreamapillar These ones are pre-evil. thenightetc So is there just a Stripe in every batch, or what opatoes Megafurby

ThebesAce Probably thenightetc I wonder if they're just, like, all evil at first, or if there's some other step that's supposed to happen opatoes ... Can't he push it off thenightetc I mean, at this point the question is more, why is this one NOT evil Me The one in the first movie didn't seem evil, the one in the school lab. thenightetc Okay, yeah Evil is probably the wrong word. thenightetc Destructive, manic, disruptive Starscreamapillar She does not recognize that it is the wrong monster. Me How does she not? She knows full well what he looks like. thenightetc I think it's just been a few years and any furby that's similar looking can pass Me I like their ridiculous log mugs. Starscreamapillar She was involved in a murderous spree of monsters. She really should remember the non-murderous one better. Starscreamapillar And that one should be blended into a slurry. A less annoying slurry. ThebesAce but then how could it delight you with its antics? thenightetc She should at least be thinking of the POSSIBILITY that it's the wrong one He didn't clean the lipstick off Starscreamapillar He is a dumb loser. thenightetc GODDAMNIT Who does that! ThebesAce WACKY SITCOM SHENANIGANS TIME thenightetc GET A FUCKING HOTEL. DON'T JUST SHOW UP EARLY. Starscreamapillar Everyone knows there are no hotels in the city. thenightetc And the camera! What the fuck is wrong with these people! opatoes What year was this made? Starscreamapillar This is a sequel. Everyone is wrong, and stupid. opatoes Uh. Me 1990. opatoes 1990? Man, so this is like ancient history, huh? Me Ages and ages ago. Starscreamapillar And yet no time at all. opatoes rip prowl thenightetc hahahah opatoes egg thenightetc Oh, great. Already. Starscreamapillar What even is this movie? Me This movie never stops and breathes. thenightetc Not egg so much as... chrysalis.

thenightetc Oh my god. That's just their ADULT form. Gizmo's perpetually a baby opatoes ... Wait, they used next month's rent for this? They're fragged, aren't they? opatoes It's new york after all thenightetc He's just stayed a baby for years. It's probably normal for them to change into gremlins within a few days or so Starscreamapillar He can only hope that he is killed by gremlins. opatoes You can zing up the appetizers with rats! ... I've seen a cooking show like this Sandra Lee is the one that just loads it up with high grade right Me That's it! thenightetc I thought like... butter was her thing. thenightetc Cheese product. Is she drunk opatoes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8D4t7ojgfM this is what I mean! thenightetc God these things are ugly Me Oh, I remember! She made that cocktail, drank it, and died immediately, right? opatoes Who knows? I think she's just Astro's holoform Me That makes more sense.

opatoes uh oh thenightetc Okay thanks for the closeup there opatoes ... Shouldn't they pop up as the babies thoug thenightetc You'd think Starscreamapillar More convenient, to skip the juvenile stage. opatoes But they're just small versions of the adults thenightetc Yeah, you're right... maybe the furry form isn't just an earlier life stage "that could be rats, right" opatoes ... C. Can you do that with photocopiers Me Apparently. opatoes Woojit do you have anything that works like that Starscreamapillar You should try. opatoes I want to try! Me Follow your dreams. opatoes All my dreams? Me Yes. thenightetc Those are... clouds outside the window? opatoes Uh oh thenightetc Gah Starscreamapillar That is not how that would work. thenightetc It's really not Me This movie is a montage of how things don't work.

opatoes Maybe for you guys, it is! This is exactly how things go thenightetc Okay! Gross! opatoes p. primus Me Charming. Starscreamapillar If he was wise, he would simply say that these things attacked his town. Not that he caused this hole mess by letting a monster loose. Me "Hair!" thenightetc Yeah. opatoes He's not wise though Me Remember, dumb loser. Starscreamapillar Sadly she died. There is no chance she survived that. opatoes so is this cinemasins Me Thank you, gremlins. thenightetc So... canonically, the movie Gremlins exists in the movie Gremlins 2 Starscreamapillar That is in fact a more broken reality than mine. Good work, Gremlins. thenightetc Oh god. Is that the rabies Well, I guess not Me Here comes the best one. thenightetc OMG thenightetc "I can get you diseases" Starscreamapillar He is Shockwave. Me He really is. opatoes That's that grimlock bot from the Cyberverse universe isn't it thenightetc Well, I guess this is how genetics works for THESE guys. thenightetc How convincing. thenightetc Uh Starscreamapillar The appropriate response to a flasher. thenightetc Indeed "Beautiful... for now" Me Are they just carting their luggage around the city? thenightetc Apparently? That has water in it thenightetc Is it not going to make it bud all over the place? Me That sure is how cement works. Starscreamapillar Only pure water counts. Of course. thenightetc I guess that must be the case. I mean, that one in the soup.... Starscreamapillar Things and stuff. thenightetc Awww, he's not Shockwave anymore ThebesAce ohhh, this part Starscreamapillar When movies were on actual film reels. thenightetc Yeah. thenightetc "Sunworshipper Films" Starscreamapillar .... Me This movie's an absolute train wreck. thenightetc Was that. Was that an ad for the concession stand. thenightetc stares ThebesAce I have it on good authority Hulk Hogan would say pretty much anything on camera for fifty bucks thenightetc "I am a camera"? ThebesAce THAT'S HOW THAT WORKS Starscreamapillar Do not throw in face. thenightetc It suuuuure is. Oh! The theme song! Starscreamapillar And then he died. thenightetc Shocking. Starscreamapillar You stop that. Me Things *were* getting a little static. Starscreamapillar No. thenightetc Oh my god Live the dream, dude. opatoes I want dracula to be my news reporter ThebesAce Look, if you can't keep current, it's not our problem thenightetc Are they playing AC/DC? ThebesAce sounds like it! ThebesAce PRIORITIES thenightetc Oh my god. Me Where was that video when Cybertron fell? Starscreamapillar Sadly, nothing on Cybertron is VHS compatible. Me A shame. opatoes whats a vhs Me For playing video files, but it's boxy and doesn't work. opatoes So it's like a boxyverse media format? Me Exactly! thenightetc "Well, I'm not saying they're NOT real" thenightetc Air pressure? Is this building AIRTIGHT? Starscreamapillar Well, except for where the bat got out. Me A gremlin after my own spark. opatoes oh! This is like another movie I saw recently! Starscreamapillar Yes? opatoes They had an organic they weren't supposed to feed, too. Me What happened to it? thenightetc Pffff, it's a drider. Grider? It's the one that drank the magic spider potion. Me Well, Gizmo's learned he likes killing. Starscreamapillar And who doesn't? opatoes Didn't they all die thenightetc Oh yeah, definitely Me This story sounds horrifying. Starscreamapillar Less horrifying than her dead father in the chimney at Christmas story. Me I mean, the chimney story had a punchline. In that one, I think she just ends up molested. Starscreamapillar What is this movie? Me A mess. thenightetc A sequel. Starscreamapillar Convenient. thenightetc You know how the sky just does that sometimes, goes completley and totally overcast with no warning whatsoever Starscreamapillar I am aware. I live outside. thenightetc Clouds are just... super fast And stealthy Me And plot appropriate. They're all so excited about this. I want them to have it. opatoes So- they're going to reproduce them? thenightetc Hm. I thought he'd somehow had it set up to spray gasoline or something. Starscreamapillar Aaah. thenightetc Ohhh. I guess this makes as much sense as anything. Starscreamapillar That still leaves the one roaming as electric mayhem. Me I like their commitments to whatever schtick they've adopted. Poor Brain Gremlin. opatoes You gotta commit to a schtick! Me Gizmo's loving this carnage. ThebesAce "Yessss, once more I witness the deaths of all my descendants" Starscreamapillar He never liked them anyway. thenightetc Oh my god, they gave him a gun? Me Because why not? thenightetc Oh jeez opatoes uh Me Ew. opatoes this isn't part of company policy is it Starscreamapillar He owns the company. Me It was part of Nemesis policy, and yet Soundwave. Me I mean, that was the rumor. ThebesAce "Easy to wipe out with b movie monsters" Me HAH! thenightetc "he uh kinda caused all this" Me TV hating old human would have loved this, obviously.

Starscreamapillar He is dead, no one cares about what he would have wanted. thenightetc Harsh but true. Starscreamapillar Was he sexually assaulted by that gremlin? thenightetc Oh god. Apparently? thenightetc And apparently there are more who didn't get caught in the mass electrocution? Starscreamapillar I am not comfortable with this ending. opatoes ... uh thenightetc I am not either. Me We're all a little dirtier for that ending. Starscreamapillar Frank Welker... He is in many things. Me He is, isn't he? thenightetc And I guess uh Gremzeek is also still out there too. opatoes I'm always dirty even before that ending! NO MORE BUFFERING WOOJIT Me For free? How can I lose? opatoes Exactly! thenightetc Hey, is that ublock up there?

opatoes Yep! Me I wonder if it works? thenightetc So their little browser-in-browser DOES have an adblocker! Or appears to Me Handy! ThebesAce I personally pair Chrome with Nano Adblocker and Nano Defender (they have anti-adblock killers included) opatoes what if we had anti-anti-adblocker Starscreamapillar Then you get permanent ads. opatoes You get nothing but ads! ThebesAce they send someone by your house with actual signs can't block that Starscreamapillar Missiles block those well. thenightetc ......... Me Well, that's all I've got! Starscreamapillar I feel dumber for the experience. Me Mission accomplished. opatoes Woojit woojit woojit cocktail time Me Yes? opatoes please Me COCKTAIL TIME. opatoes woojit i will die for you thenightetc Oh! THIS! Me I think she's partial to vodka. thenightetc No, really? opatoes What makes you think that? Starscreamapillar She knows what she likes. thenightetc "I followed the whole recipe and it was fantastic" opatoes Well, I gotta go! Thank you for the movie, Woojit! And the cocktail! Me Thank YOU for coming! I think we'll wrap it up there for tonight. Thank you all for coming! ThebesAce good night, thanks! Starscreamapillar Thank you for hosting this madness. Until next time. Me Can't wait! Good night! thenightetc Thanks for the stream! Fun as always. : ) and goodnight!