#forever standing by the headcanon that huo daofu is wu xie's bitchy ex
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eirenical · 3 years ago
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WELL.
THAT was 2400 words of Huo Daofu x Wu Xie smut I was not expecting to write this morning, but HERE WE ARE, I GUESS.  XD
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eirenical · 2 years ago
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it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.
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eirenical · 3 years ago
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would love to see ur thoughts on!! wu xie/xiao hua, da qing/ye zun, kunlun/ye zun, pangzi/liu sang, pangzi/a ning, zhao yunlan/wu xie, guo changcheng/chu shuzhi, huo daofu/wu xie, jake/nog, miles obrien/julian bashir, kira/keiko (i'll stop for now ToT)
AHAHAHA, OMG, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT HALF OF THESE UNDER A CUT, BUT THANK YOU, @mejomonster. I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR WHAT YOU UNLEASHED. XD
If anyone else wants to send ships, feel free!
Splitting these into groups...
DMBJ:
Wu Xie/Xiao Hua
Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay
I WILL TAKE THEM ANY WAY I CAN GET THEM. TT^TT My personal headcanon is that they're childhood friends who grew into adult friends who can be literally anything to each other and nothing will interfere with the depth of that friendship. No matter what happens between them, they will always be friends who understand each other and are on the same level in ways no one else is with either of them, and that comes first, last, and always. So, any other changes in their relationship can come and go as they need to with their feelings remaining constant no matter what. I JUST REALLY LOVE THEM, OK?? TT^TT
Pangzi/Liu Sang
Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay
...borderline squick. I just CAN'T see Liu Sang romantically or sexually with any of the Iron Triangle. He's too young but more than that, he READS as too young to me. Like, to me it's too much of a mentoring/parental relationship for me to ever be comfortable shipping him with any of them. OTZ
Pangzi/A-Ning
Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay
...Pangzi makes too many rape jokes in her direction. Sorry. OTZ
Huo Daofu/Wu Xie
Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay
*shouts from the rooftops* HUO DAOFU IS WU XIE'S BITCHY EX, PASS IT ON. Honestly, I bet their relationship was SUPER UNHEALTHY, TOO. But I think they'll settle into being bitchy friends, eventually, and I love that for them. ^_^ (Personal pet headcanon is that Huo Daofu was yet another thing that Wu Xie used and discarded/broke in his quest to bring down the Wangs and that's why things are so... strained... between them in TLTR.)
Putting the rest under a cut because this is getting very long already. XD
DMBJ/Guardian
Zhao Yunlan/Wu Xie
Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay
I... honestly can't see Zhao Yunlan ever really being OK with ANYTHING that Wu Xie did during Sha Hai. So I can't really see them working as a ship with that between them.
Guardian
Guo Changcheng/Chu Shuzhi
Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay
*sobs aggressively* THE GRUMPY ONE IS SOFT FOR THE SUNSHINE ONE. Seriously, I love them SO MUCH, and I WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY ALWAYS. TT^TT
Da Qing/Ye Zun
Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay
Sorry. I can't. OTZ I headcanon both of them as aro/ace too hard to ship them with anyone. (Da Qing by natural inclination and Ye Zun by trauma, but same effect.)
Kunlun/Ye Zun
Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay
Same as above, but with a bonus of them hitting my cheating squick. OTZ OCCASIONALLY, I can handle this as an OT3 with Shen Wei involved, but it's not something I really seek out and I can't always handle it when I come across it.
Star Trek DS9
AHAHAHA. OK, so I'll admit, I was... never really fannish about DS9? At all? Like, I shipped Julian and Garrack because honestly... who didn't? But not in any kind of way that I would have sought out content for them. I'm very archival in my fannishness for Star Trek, honestly. The closest I come to seeking out fannish content is reading the published novels. Never really read fanfiction for any of the shows, don't really feel a need to do it now. So, this is going to be interesting...
Jake/Nog
Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay
Never really thought about it, but i guess I could see it?
Miles O'Brien/Julian Bashir
Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay
I mean... again, I guess I could see how you'd get there, but I'm perfectly happy with Miles/Keiko and Julian/Garrack.
Kira/Keiko
Squick / Just nope / A trainwreck you can’t look away from / Mehh but they are bloody everywhere / Not interested but no negative feelings / I need to see how I could make it work / BroTP / Cute / I love them / They rented a room in my mind and are here to stay
I... honestly don't even remember them interacting in canon. O_o;;;
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eirenical · 4 years ago
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Wu Xie :)
Yesssssssss.  OK, ngl, I was kind of hoping this one would come my way.  ;D
The obvious answer is Pingxie Pingxie Pingxie because the chemistry between Wu Xie and Xiao ge is RIDICULOUS.  I fell for them hardcore from the second Wu Xie picked up the phone to call him in like... episode 2 of TLTR.  XD
The less obvious answer is that I am 100% on the “Huo Daofu is Wu Xie’s bitchy ex“ train.  They’re another pair that just have RIDICULOUS chemistry and I just get this vibe that they really, deeply understand each other.  There are so many times in TLTR where everyone else is on one page and these two just LOOK at each other and you can tell they’re on a completely different page than everyone else and having a grand old time with their equally dry and morbid senses of humor.  And I LOVE that.
My favorite permutation of this?  I really do think that Xiao ge loves Wu Xie and loves being with him and all that entails, but that he gets... restless.  A little feral cat, if you will.  And that he just needs to wander off and be on his own for a while sometimes.  And I would love to see a permutation where it’s just kind of understood that he and Huo Daofu just kind of... share.  ^_^  Not in a threesome way, but in a way that they both understand each other’s claim on Wu Xie and neither of them wants him to be alone, so they just kind of... work that out between them.  ^_^
...no I haven’t thought about this a truly ridiculous amount, why do you ask?  ;D
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eirenical · 3 years ago
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SO. I realized as I was scanning about for Guardian WiPs for you that I had had an idea swoop me in the middle of last night and that it JUST MIGHT BE something you'd be interested in. ^_~ It's the beginning to the next piece of this... Enjoy? ;D
[Anyone else want to play? ^_^ Feel free to include a word for me to search for and/or a fandom.]
The call was only a surprise, when it came, in that it didn't come sooner. Pangzi's voice in his ear was low and frantic, barely intelligible, but Huo Daofu got the message. Wu Xie was ill, and Huo Daofu was needed. He was out the door, doctor's bag in one hand, car keys in the other before his mind had properly processed what his ears had heard. Wu Xie was ill? What did that even mean? A relapse out of remission at this stage was unlikely, especially given whatever magical healing mechanism Wu Xie had found in Thunder City. It wasn't the right season for the flu or any of the usual winter illnesses. A thought swooped in just as Huo Daofu reached his car and he jabbed the unlock button a little harder, perhaps, than was necessary. *This better not be food or alcohol poisoning, or I'll kill you myself, Wu Xie. And your Pangzi too, while I'm at it.* But that didn't stop him from getting in the car. It didn't stop him from driving—far faster than the speed limit permitted—to reach Wu Xie's side.
Huo Daofu might be a fool… but at least, this time, he knew himself for one, and that could make all the difference.
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