#for whatever else at least catholicism is sexy

[navree]

watching the terror is a unique experience for me because franklin simply sucks so goddamn hard that it makes me vehemently anti protestant in a way that i am not except for when i watch the tudors

[swynlake-spill]

predictions for hot swynlaker summer??

sure lets get it ! !

Shirtless selfies by sexy singles!!! In specific: @devyn-morey @knightley--phillip that theo guy who is looking SOME kinda way on instagram these days @thorns-ofthe-thistle  @dr-drckken saucy lil minx @edwardandalasia also bring QUEEN CONFIDENCE @northwestxprincess (some of these people are not single i dont care) 

Jake will break up with Deb and run off into the sunset with ME!!!!!!!! JESUSC RHSIT PLEASZ 

Mei Qin is coming back in a BIG way. I expect for her to be involved in at least two (2) different love triangles. She will also finally rise as the leader of whatever anti-Ashley gang has been brewing in the shadows of Swynlake. Also if she’s responsible for some kind of Swynlake disaster i wouldnt be shocked 

OFC there will be a swynlake disaster but im hoping its Mamma-Mia-themed and therefore we’ll all be transported to a beautiful Greek Island and there will be a contest for swynlake’s hottest dilf or whatever (so like, hell, but i’ll take it for the beach view) 

Devanna’s love will be tested. 

No I won’t elaborate

FRESH FEUDS! Tally vs Marie/Alana! [Name redacted] vs Hatter’s for summer drink deals! Gregory and Aquata will finally fight to the death, maybe in a mudpit. Rose vs Boo will compete for whoever can make the most trouble the fastest. They also might start dating or fight over a sexy mysterious man who is wrong for them (looking at Howl Pendragon) Ashlee T. will go head-to-head with new girl Gabriella for Step Up 67: Swynlake Streetz! 

SHE’S ALL THAT? I predict someone will get a makeover in a serious way!!!! Maybe Violet shall embrace her new identity as a magick and emerge superhero-tastic? Finn Flounder finally gets a personality that matches his model good looks! Tae learns the color wheel! Simba burns Ber’s skinny jeans! Dodger Jones converts to Catholicism idk! 

WET AND WILD HOOK-UPS: Keep an eye on the Court, Pixie’s, and lakeside for some steamy new couples. Tony will FINALLY bounce back from Haechan. Vixey and Susan will go strawberry picking or something else that is wholesome, gay, and I’m obsessed with already. Wendy Corduoroy will also hit the scene, LADIES... Tiana Truitt, maybe u should let that lumberjack lesbian pick u up for a change. John and Jane will be looking for a THIRD! (Arista, u around...?) 

MOST BORING COUPLE AWARDS: Alana and Jake will move in together! Lymantria and Meg are getting MARRIED????? Henry and Ashleigh will continue to make us all groan collectively. Hold onto your lunches, they aren’t going anywhere! 

MORE TO COME... keep an eye out Swynlake and remember to apply sunscreen liberally ;) 

[maryellencarter]

Only fifteen? May as well just answer them :-)

1. I have so many names that this is a Complicated question. "My eggcubator's nun supervisor from that time she tried to become a nun before she met my sperm donor" with a side of "also possibly her hairdresser from when I was going to be born, I'm not quite sure". "Two folk musicians and an Apostle". "A video game gun and also possibly a squirrel but definitely not that poor girl in my sister's class who became a nun because she was so pretty and sweet all the douchebags kept wanting to date her and she didn't see any other option to avoid following in her mother's footsteps of repeatedly getting unwillingly divorced by douchebags, sometimes the same douchebag twice because Catholicism is very strongly designed to encourage taking him back".

2. No and no. I would fuck them up so damn bad. Five generations of extremely well-meaning maternal ancestors on two sides of the family all said "rip to my mom but im different" and then fucked up their daughters in new and creative ways. I'm not vain enough to believe I can successfully buck that trend. I will be a weird auntcle (or whatever the fuck we decide the gender-variant word is) if any of my interwebs family ever acquire younglings. I'm great with kids as long as they're not *mine*.

3. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA yeah have you been paying attention. XD There's probably a few more than just Wes Janson, it used to be majorly Steve Rogers, but I'm still waking up and I have a bunch of doctor appointments today so I'm not going to spend too long trying to remember. Bunch of shapeshifters, that's for sure.

4. Nothing. I'm scrolling Tumblr while trying to wake up enough to put clothes on. This is not remotely sexy. ;-)

5. No. No plants. I got arbitrarily handed responsibility for a lot of plants as a kid, and the hyperempathy means they're alive enough that I feel bad if I don't take super-major-good care of them, but they don't give me enough endorphins in return to be worth it. No fish either. If I was going to have something that would fuck me up every time anything went wrong with it, I would have a cat so I at least got purrs and snuggles out of the deal. But I'm allergic to animal dander now, so no.

6. Cats. There are other animals I appreciate from a distance, but my favorites are pretty much cats. I get along well with them, understand their body language, and they're very clear about setting boundaries.

7. My aesthetic in emojis... this should be fun. 🥰😈☠️💖💗💓💞💕🔥✨🌈🌃🦄🦕🐈🐬🍦🥧🎂🍾🛸🌅🏔️🌋🗻🏜️🎉🎃⚽🥋🧵🕯️👗🧥🛠️📯🗡️⚔️📜♏🏳️‍🌈 That was a bunch of emojis.

8. Bad habits... I bite my nails. I've given up on stopping, there's too much else going on in my life.

9. My sexuality is "well I'm genderfluid so it's difficult to define but I'm usually more into people of the gender I currently am, but guys have to really work for it and basically have the Chris Hemsworth combination of muscles and good-naturedness, I am attracted to a lot more different shapes of girls but I find any hint of male-gazeyness extremely offputting so those gifsets where all the lesbians are tagging things 'fuck im gay' usually just make me question whether I'm actually into ladies at all". Bi for short. (I like the pan pride colors better but the whole 'im attracted to the person not the gender' doesn't click with me.)

10. Er. Does it have to have been playing while I sang it? I sing a lot. In the car, the shower, whatever. It might have been "Kelly, the Boy from Killan".

11. Blue, green, anything bright, fall leaves, Easter basket pastels, Halloween colors... I like color. A lot.

12. I haven't. I should remedy that. I am not good at this diabetic thing.

13. Small studio apartment, no kids bo pets no roommates. Lonely but quite happy to be able to mess around and figure out how I like to live. I've never really lived alone before, not with any amount of disposable income. My place has a definite dorm room aesthetic, but I'm trying to make that be in a good way.

14. Extrovert as hell. Need more friends.

15. 🗡️⚔️🕯️

Get To Know Me Ask Game

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1🌼Are you named after anyone?

2🌼Do you have/want children?

3🌼Are there any fictional characters you relate to/identify with?

4🌼What are you currently wearing?

5🌼Do you have any plants?

6🌼What are your favourite animals?

7🌼Describe your aesthetic in emojis.

8🌼Do you have any ‘bad’ habits?

9🌼What is your sexuality?

10🌼What’s the last song you sang to?

11🌼What are your favourite colours?

12🌼What have you eaten today?

13🌼What is your home situation like?

14🌼Are you an introvert, ambivert or an extrovert?

15🌼Describe your current mood in emojis.

~please ask me~