#for those paying attention (which did not include the writer or editor) the NSA warning was from 2020

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This is some of the more creative news slop recycling I've seen in a while.

Headline: "NSA warns iPhone and Android users -- disable location tracking."

Text: -Some other outlet reports there was a recent leak -Quote from EFF saying relevant privacy things, copied from a real reporter -Some other outlet's list of hacked apps -And finally, "NSA’s warning comes by way of an advisory it last updated in 2000. But it’s still live..."