#for the worst lol BUT cue their next pizza date being them picking the toppings off pizza slices for Ritsu to try. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

russenoire · 9 hours ago

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reblogging just for @little-seed's tags. i'm dying.

ritsu having the boring flavorless version of shou's favorite food is so funny to me i know every meal these two share is a nightmare. like shou and ritsu share a box of popcorn chicken and its already a little on the spicy side for ritsu but still tolerable and shou's like "man this is plain :/" and pulls out like 20 packets of chili garlic sauce from his pockets and drenches the whole thing and ritsu had already long since finished his drink so by the time they're done eating ritsu is like shaking and sweating and crying

#YES #YOU SEE MY VISION #forever hcing Ritsu as liking pepperoni pizza without the pepperoni #and ppl are like “just order cheese??”#but it's not about having plain pizza it's about having the toppings cooked in the pepperoni flavor #but the pepperoni themselves are too spicy.#His family is fine with this bc it makes ordering pizza way more convenient than having to order multiple types #and no one's gonna complain about extra pepperoni.#Ritsu has been doing this for YEARS and has a whole system down on when to peel off the pepperoni so as not #to burn his fingers or rip off all the cheese with them--but also still leave the cheese supple and warm enough to #still be enjoyable and not make the pepperoni hard to pick off from being stuck to cooled cheese.#He has a system. His family is used to this. he doesn't have friends to eat out with who have witnessed his pizza habits.#No one brings this up ever.#Enter Suzuki Shou #they eat pizza for the first time together and Shou orders a sausage for himself and a pepperoni for Ritsu bc he. Asked for pepperoni. He i #eating the pizza ta tho??? He is staring at his slice and occasionally poking it while they carry on conversation as normal #and like. Okay. Maybe it tastes funny and Ritsu's just being polite --but has he even tried it yet? No #not other than ripping off a piece of the crust which is a weird pizza behavior in its own right.#And then Ritsu starts methodically peeling and stacking the pepperoni like he's done this a million times #and Shou is not listening to the conversation anymore he is watching Ritsu #And finally when Ritsu takes his first real bite of pizza he's like “i could have ordered you cheese”#But and Ritsu can already feel the tired annoyance ready to set in while he explains but #Shou isn't looking at him like he's some smatr alec hellbent on making life more difficult for himself #He's looking at Ritsu like Ritsu must be holding some secret treasure that he wants in on. Now. and he might be willing to jump across the #table and take a bite of the pizza himself just to find out.#Suffice to say Shou takes the detailed explanation in stride and is privately thrilled to be friends with such a weirdo who will give him #his pepperoni. He also immediately wants to know if it's the same for sausage pizza but Ritsu has never tried bc #picking out sausage bits is too messy. Shou suggests using his powers WHICH. RITSU HAS NEVER THOUGHT OF BEFORE THIS MOMENT #They can't try with Shou's bc he drowns his pizza in red pepper flakes and they both agree that would probably permanently alter Ritsu #for the worst lol BUT cue their next pizza date being them picking the toppings off pizza slices for Ritsu to try.

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