#for the record btw. i would watch the show. for the laughs

[softsunnyy]

Kinnie with the Canucks ! ♡

you're filming a silly trend, a "mini-blog" of your son going to a Canucks game to watch his dad play. But seeing him so happy makes you think, and all you can focus on is him.

i started writing this a while ago and just remembered i never finished it, so here it is. Btw, the nickname is a short way of saying "pumpkin", bc i love that nickname and i already thought of a whole reason behind it. Also, i was inspired by this and this video + i was listening to "Love Story" while finishing it

i can make this a series if y´all want.

from the moment your little one got mic'd up, he started babbling and trying to narrate as best he could. And to make him feel more comfortable, they asked you to be the one recording him. So the boy constantly looks at you, talking about how excited he is to see his dad play.

now, this isn't strange or new to him; in fact, it's quite common. But it's always a new experience, and you know that Quinn's little copy idolizes him more than anything in this world, and he experiences every game as if it were Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final.

you unconsciously smile at how easily he talks about the place, showing the spectators around, the outside of the locker room, everything, and then makes his way to his special seat, near the glass, where he can watch the game up close.

“dad’s coming out any minute, we’ll see if i can get a puck,” he said, mouthing the words in a funny way, his cheeks flushed, his smile exactly like Quinn’s. Behind the camera, your heart melts once again, knowing your husband would give him every puck and every stick in the game if his little one asked.

you hear him talk, but all you can look at is him. His hair, his cheeks, his smile. His sweet chuckle, and the way he moves his head when he talks. The way now his big and bright eyes focus on the rink instead of the camera.

you used to jokingly comment about how you spent months carrying him for him to end up being an exact copy of Quinn. But it’s true. And he’s more than happy and proud to look just like him.

when your little one first became interested in hockey, you should have seen it coming. Of course he wants to play defense. Of course he wants to be the best.

he’s fast, he’s very agile. And everyone knows what he wants.

“i wanna play like dad when i grow up. He’s so cool,” he smiled. And at that moment, the players came out for warmups. Your little boy sat on the edge of his seat, more attentive than ever, and Quinn was quick to find you, quickly going to the glass, hitting it with his stick, smiling when his son laughed, tapping the glass with one of his little hands.

Quinn didn’t even have to hear the question; he immediately went to get a puck, tossing it over the glass, and you had to be careful, catching it and passing it to your son, trying to capture the moment without moving the camera too much.

you hear a few people around you making “aww” sounds, watching the moment when mini Hughes smiles, his face lighting up even more.

he’s like a little fan, even though he sees his dad almost every day, and when Quinn is away, they spend hours talking on facetime, no matter how tired both are.

and no matter how much time passes, you know he'll still be this obsessed.

as the game progresses, he starts yapping and just talking, talking about how good his dad is, how he's the star of the team, and how much he loves his uncles, Quinn's friends. You smile, listening and trying to pay attention to the plays. You know it was originally meant to be a mini-blog, something they could post on tiktok for the Canucks' account, but you can't tell him to stop, or just cut the recording. Not when he's talking so happily, so excitedly, melting your heart. You know this should be seen, that everyone should get this dose of cuteness, even if it's a thousand-hour video.

and when it's Quinn who scores a goal? oh god, he screams and jumps, and you're sure he's the loudest. The people around congratulate him, knowing who he is, and making his smile even bigger, to the point where his cheeks cramp and his eyes are barely visible.

your heart aches; you wanna see him this happy forever, because it's all he deserves. And you love that it's Quinn who brings all of that to him, because it happens to you too. From the moment you met him, he's always been the first to make you smile, to be there for you every moment, to make you feel safe and increasingly confident. Quinn has always been your sunshine, and it feels right that he also is for your son, the fruit of your intense love for each other.

after the game, you walk behind him, who takes short, quick steps, trying to reach the locker room and see his dad. As the others leave, they pat him on the head, then wave to you and the camera. Happy with this victory.

when Quinn comes out of the locker room, he barely manages to bend down, reaching his son's level just as he throws himself into his arms. You see them laugh, do a little spin, and you know that all of that can be heard in the video through the microphone. Joy and love, in their purest and most beautiful state.

“hi, Kinnie,” your husband laughed, saying one of his son’s many nicknames, securing him in his arms before walking over to you, giving you a small peck. “Hi.”

“hi, dad,” your son replied. Then Quinn noticed the camera, and you paused for a moment to explain, watching him nod before looking down at his tiny copy. “Did you enjoy the game? i think mom recorded you yapping.”

“i was paying attention! i was just telling ´hem about the game,” he tried to defend himself, slightly blushing. “Mommy wasn’t even paying attention,” he said this time, making you both laugh.

when the video was posted, everyone was asking for the extended version, knowing that the video had been edited to fit on tiktok, so soon everyone could enjoy the full version on youtube as well.

thousands of comments talking about how mini Hughes inherited his dad's yapping, or how similar they are, and how loved he is.

and even though you try not to expose him too much on social media, videos of him in his little-games sometimes go viral, because of the way he skates, perfecting skills that many kids his age can't do yet; or videos of him "training" in the summer with his dad, his uncles, and his grandparents, in a family full of success, talent, and love.

everyone knows that little Hughes is the most loved, and that his future is bright, surrounded by people who will help him become a star. They even talk about how he'll be better than Quinn.

and you love it, you love knowing that he´s loved, that he's supported. You love knowing that you chose the perfect man, and that he gave you the ideal family. Because the bad days don't matter when the day ends and you all cuddle on the couch again. Because the good days will remain in your memories for years.

because no one will love you both the way Quinn does, and no one will love him the way you two love him.

and the internet is here to see that.

[jupitersfall]

CAM-GIRL | N. SCATORCCIO

summary: nat needs money. when she signs up for a website, she meets a certain user on there that has no problem giving her their cash. smut

a/n: i was listening to radiohead during this, that’s why ok computer is r’s username btw 😭😭

nat wasn’t entirely proud of this.

but she did need the money. and she knew she looked good. she knew there were people on the internet who would do crazy shit to get a glimpse of her tits.

and when she had heard about this website, she did get a little curious. so, she’d taken a look.

it wasn’t anything too surprising. girls sucking dildos or fucking themselves. guys jerking off, or groaning and whimpering into their microphones.

it had taken her a few days to come up with a decision. she needed money, sure, but did she really want to do this? i mean, it’s not like she didn’t have a job. although, the record store didn’t pay much.

one night, she had gotten a little too stoned. she was scrolling through that website again, after having decided on making an account. it was only when she stumbled across a girl who’d received $50 for just saying hi to one of her viewers, that she’d do this.

she’d make a video. just one, and see how it went.

it’s not like anybody would actually watch her.

okay, maybe she’d hide her face.

and after coming to the conclusion that she would indeed make a video, a few day’s later nat sat on the edge of her bed, her phone camera positioned below her eyes by a half-broken phone stand that she’d found at the thrift store.

she had started recording, and the minutes ticked by. each second was agonizing, if she had to be honest. this was a terrible idea, wasn’t it? god, she should end the live before some-.

her eyes widened as she watched her viewers go from 0 to 1. great, now someone was watching her. she cleared her throat awkwardly, licking her chapped lips.

“hi,” nat said, her voice uncharacteristically shaky, “thanks for…joining.”

her hands twisted in her lap, nails gently digging into her thighs.

user57282: hey

user57282: u should take ur top off

that definitely didn’t help nat’s nerves. she took a deep breath, eyes fluttering closed as she grabbed the hem of her shirt and began to tug it up over her head, leaving her in just a simple red bra.

user57282: god damn

her viewers had begun to rise from one, to five, to twelve. nat hadn’t taken anything else off, and she’d only got a couple dollars so far. then one comment came in that caught her attention most.

okcomputer11: you’ve got a nice smile

okcomputer11: not just nice lol it’s pretty

the casualness of the message took nat by surprise, and she let out a laugh, before raising a hand up to cover her mouth. ok computer…god, wasn’t that a radiohead album? she nearly laughed again.

ping!

okcomputer11: touch urself for me

okcomputer11: please

nat’s eyebrows rose slightly at that, the message ‘okcomputer11 sent $20’ popping up at the top of her screen. her cheeks flushed a little, a strange feeling stirring in her stomach.

well, she did just get twenty bucks. and you at least had manners.

she raised one of her hands up, fingers grazing the top of her tits before she began to awkwardly grope her chest, fingertips gently digging into her flesh.

okcomputer11: good

okcomputer11: but just a little lower :)

ping!

another twenty.

she shuffled a bit, lowering her camera as best she could so that her thighs were in the shot. her viewers had raised a lot more, now sitting at 57. there were other comments being sent, but she was mostly concerned with this ‘ok computer’ person.

she shuffled back a bit on the bed, being mindful not to show much of her face. her thighs spread, and she leaned back on one of her elbows while her other hand began to rub over her covered clit.

okcomputer11: holy

okcomputer: don’t tease

ping!

god. fifty bucks.

nat couldn’t help but grin. she grunted a little as she began to tug her shorts down, hips lifting off the bed a bit, and then she tossed the fabric into the corner of her room. she pushed her underwear to the side, her eyes slowly fluttering closed as she let her fingertips circle her clit. with a little moan, she gently eased her middle and ring finger inside her entrance.

okcomputer11: that’s good

nat wasn’t really paying much attention to the comments now, preoccupied by the feeling of her fingers pumping in and out of her cunt. she felt that familiar tightening sensation, and knew it wouldn’t be long before she came. her eyes slowly peered open, narrowing a bit as she made out some more of your comments.

okcomputer11: fuck

okcomputer11: are you gonna cum

nat took a few deep breaths, licking her lips as she nodded— but then she remembered that her face wasn’t in view. so, she let out her best ‘yeah’, which came out as a bit of a whisper.

ping!

100 dollars?

okcomputer11: please cum

if this were any other situation, nat would’ve laughed at the sheer absurdity. but she felt way too good right now with her fingers fucking herself.

nat’s eyes squeezed shut, her pussy tightening around her fingers as she came. she let out an almost pornographic moan, her mouth hanging open as she slowly rode out her orgasm.

she took a moment to catch her breath before she pulled out of herself. she was just about to wipe her hand off on a nearby mcdonald’s napkin, when another one of your comments came in

okcomputer11: taste urself

ping!

another twenty.

nat hesitated, eyes flickering down to her fingers which glistened with her wetness. she licked her lips, slowly bringing her hand up to her mouth. her lips parted, tongue darting out to graze the tip of finger. she slowly brought her fingers into her mouth, cheeks hollowing a bit as she licked herself clean.

when she finished, she simply watched the comments. there were more people asking for things, but to be frank, she was tired. and…well, that had been enough for one day.

“i think im gonna go,” nat said to her audience. she glanced up at the viewer count. 103. not bad. “but i might go live another time. for now, bye.”

okcomputer11: bye :)

nat ended the live, tossing her phone down on her bed. she began to search for a new set of clothes. she needed a shower, especially after that.

thirty minutes later, when she was stepping out of her bathroom with a towel wrapped around her, she checked her phone to see a new notification.

‘okcomputer11 has followed you’

[mixingandmelting]

Coffee Shop

Summary: he found out you work at a coffee shop and decides to visit you while you're working for kicks and giggles

A/N: this was not meant to get this long but ig i just really wanted more Hyuk 😔 feat. Hyuk's love for bananas btw

No matter how many times he looks back and forth between the address on his phone and the shop he’s standing in front of, he has a hard time believing. It’s way too normal for anyone close to team Sabbath to work at. Even Vinny who used to work as a food deliverer quit after joining the team. But you? You work at a coffee shop. A plain, regular coffee shop. 

“It’s hilarious, isn’t it?” 

From the exasperation coming from Joker, it seems like Wooin hadn’t stopped laughing about this whole situation. He caught the neon-glasses man taking a picture of you smiling politely at a yelling customer when he entered and walked to their table. He wouldn’t say hilarious. But it’s jarring to say the least, seeing you act completely opposite to your usual sarcastic and blunt self. 

“Why did you ask us to meet here again?” Hyuk grumbles, not liking how noisy and crowded the shop is as he slid into the booth. 

“For fun. What else?”

Wooin snickers from catching you making sure no one’s looking before flipping the bird towards him. Figures. He’s always had a twisted sense of humor. 

Despite thinking that, it amuses him how you really thought they wouldn’t find out. After bailing the last few hang outs (sans all the other times they visited you unannounced), curiosity got the best of them. And with how quiet things were, they had a lot of time on their hands. That and they were bored. 

Suddenly, he hears a phone vibrate. Surprisingly, it’s Joker who pulls his phone out and gets up. He watches the taller male make his way toward the pick-up counter where you’re in the middle of placing a tray down. He frowns a bit under the mask, when you lean over, whispering something towards the tall male while placing a slice cake. Tsk. You did favor him and Vinny out of the team. Something about them not causing as much trouble for you which he completely disagrees with. 

“Since when did you order stuff at a coffee shop?” Wooin asks, both from how out of character it is for Joker to get himself something from a place like this and disbelief who it was that made the aesthetically-pleasing drink and cake. 

“Kept getting gift cards since my brothers liked the cake from here.” 

Seems like his brothers weren’t the only ones as Joker takes his time to actually savor what he’s having instead of munching down like he always does. It’s hard to decide which to feel more offended by. The fact you’ve been giving only Joker gift cards to the place you worked or this whole time you were able to cook all of them decent food but didn’t whenever they came over. 

“Is it good?” He ends up being at the receiving end of Wooin’s incredulous stare. Most likely from how he wasn’t showing irritation or any sense of betrayal. 

Hearing Joker’s grunt, he gets up and heads towards where you’re standing. Wooin blinks before he goes back to smirking again, putting two and two together as to what he’s planning to do. Not like he cares, duly noting to get an iced Americano Wooin calls out for him to get. 

Your expression is priceless, the corner of his lips twitching nonstop under his mask at how strained you look when he stands at the cashier. 

“Hello! What can I get you started with today?” 

Careful to keep his eyes blank, he’s mentally glad that he recorded the whole line of you sounding energetic and up-beat. To even think a day would’ve ever come for you to act like that in front of him- so precious. 

Perusing the overhead menu boards behind you, the plan was to intentionally take his time to irritate you only for it to backfire as he ends up actually struggling to decide what drink he wanted. Which, to his defense, he didn’t expect a coffee shop to have a variety of banana drinks in general. 

“Would you like some help in choosing a drink?” 

Oof, that smile is starting to resemble the Joker. Batman’s Joker. 

“Uh, no. One iced Americano and one Banana milk, both medium.” 

“To-go?”

“For here.”

He snorts under his mask, his sharp hearing picking up you muttering “prick” under your breath. Once you ring him up, he makes his way to the pick-up counter this time, purposely walking away in the middle of the script you probably recite a million times. The sound of the espresso machine and blender joins in with the chatter in the shop, which goes in from one ear and out the next. Putting weight in one leg then to the other, he’s wondering how the drinks would turn out considering all the times you’d offer some off-brand vitamin water and kimchi fried-rice and pork belly since apparently that’s the only thing you know how to make (though he doesn’t complain. It tastes better than the ones served at restaurants and he’s getting it for free). 

“One iced Americano and Banana milk!” 

You don’t slam the tray but it definitely lands louder and harder compared to normal onto the counter. For a moment, he simply stands there, his eyes flickering between the tray and you. One, those drinks look way too good from someone who claims to only know how to reconstitute protein and energy drink powder in water. Two-

“Where’s the cake?”

“You didn’t order a cake.”

“You gave Joker cake.”

“He’s a valued member of our shop’s membership.”

Bullshit. 

He’s quick to grab both your wrists, stopping you from pulling the tray back when you “offer” to replace the drinks with a cake equivalent to their prices. The two of you have a stare-off, locked in a wordless battle as he continues to hold you while you hold the tray. There’s no sign of either of you backing out or waving the white flag. Until a dangerous yet fun idea pops into his head. 

Wetting his lips, he slowly releases his grip. Gently, his fingertips glide down the back of your hand, leaving a featherily trail of warmth on your skin for added effects. Instantly, you release the tray as your expression morphs into cringe. Taking the tray from you, he doesn’t bother to hide his smirk, leaving you to steam up from frustration as he turns and goes back to the table. 

It’s no surprise for Wooin to show him the video he had taken of the best bit where your smile slips off and your eyes widen in horror. He’s more flattered than insulted over the fact he’s able to draw the other side of you but doesn’t answer Wooin’s question on what he did to get you to react that way. 

The trio stays until five minutes before your shift ends, heading and hanging out at the front of the shop as they wait for you. Once you appear, it takes you a second to register who’s in front of you only for you to flatly glare and walk right past them. 

“Awe, babe.  Don’t be like that.” You push Wooin’s arm off and start walking faster. Not that it changes anything. All three of them easily keep up with your pace, Wooin continuing to poke you both physically and metaphorically from enjoying your sulking form. Joker stands in the back, playing bodyguard though there’s a tiny smile on his face from sharing his amusement with the shorter, outspoken male. What does he do?

“Are you really bothered by what happened at the pick-up counter?”

You stop walking. All three of them blink, especially him. No one expected you to flush that badly, your blush that runs down to your neck contrasting to the harsh glare you throw over your shoulder towards him. Wooin and Joker run after you once you start sprinting away. As for him, he tugs on his bottom lip through his black mask. He can feel a bit of heat building up underneath it, a grin on his face from thinking how he likes that expression the most out of all the ones you made at them today.

[mia-can-yap-too]

Goal to Your Heart

(Blue Lock dating show, P.2)

What?:- The Blue Lock boys come onto a dating show called ‘Goal to Your Heart’ where they try to outshine each other to win the heart of Y/n L/n. In this segment, our host will ask them why they think they should be the one to date her! 

Warnings:- crack, otoya comments weird stuff under peoples posts, karasu is caught in 4k saying gay stuff

(P.1) , (jjk ver.)

Otoya Eita

“Everybody, give it up for Mr. Otoya Eita, the Ninja!”

There is a modest applause from the audience.

“Yo,” he says as he holds up peace signs.

“Let’s dive right in! What about Ms.L/n compelled you to come on to this show?”

He scratches his chin a bit before answering. “Ever since I saw her, I felt like I just knew that she was the one. My freak was matched instantly, man, no girl has ever done that before.”

The host raises his brow. “The one, you say? That’s a pretty big claim, Mr.Otoya.”

Otoya just nods, as if he did a great deal of thinking. “Yeah, my guy. Her vibes were immaculate, man, immaculate.”

“Do you even know what that word means?” A pre-recorded laugh from the audience resounds.

“Uh..”

“Anyways! Since you said that she was the one, can you explain this photo then?”

On the screen, a screenshot of the replies to an instagram post of a bikini model appears. A highlighted comment from ‘@all_the_huzz_luv_eita’ says ‘Step on me, Mami’ (a/n:- i took this from the replies of a sydney sweeny post btw)

Otoya’s eyes widen. “My…account got hacked, I don’t remember commenting that.”

The host doesn’t look like he believes him, and continues with a coy smile. “I’m guessing you didn’t comment these either?”

Four more screenshots of replies from the same account, all of the same nature.

“ ‘Call me a dog the way I be lickin’ it’,” reads the host.

“Umm….”

“ ‘Not a magician but I can make your period disappear for nine months’.”

“Uh…”

“ ‘I don’t have a car but I could take you for a ride’, really, Mr.Otoya?” asks the host.

“I never said loyalty was my strong suit, okay?!”

Karasu Tabito

“A round of applause for the Crow, Karasu Tabito!”

He smirks confidently as the audience cheers and hoots for him.

“Hello, everyone.”

“Right, so Mr.Karasu, tell us more about yourself!”

He chuckles. “Well, I like football, obviously and I would say that I’m quite smart and observant too, it’s not much, but it’s better than others *cough* Otoya *cough*”

The host has mirth in his eyes. Drama, that’s what we like to see. “You’re right, it isn’t much, haha! Anyways, how about we watch some clips from Blue Lcok TV?”

Karasu looks a bit confused but he goes with it. “Sure, if yer want to.”

A clip of Karasu shooting an impressive goal is on the screen.

“Incredible work, Mr.Karasu,” comments the host.

Another clip of him is on the screen now. A clip of him commenting on a pass of a teammate.

“That left leg pass was super sexy,” says the Karasu in the clip.

The Karasu in real life scratches his head, not being able to look at the cameras. “That was…a moment of weakness…”

Another clip comes on, this time Karasu is saying, “Forcing it through a small hole, huh? I like the sound of that.”

His face is red with embarrassment.

“Do you know your family watched this? What do you think about that?”

“I think I hate this fucking show.”

a/n:- this has been sitting in my drafts as a WIP for wayy too long. I dont like the way it turned out and the last time i wrote it was like 2 months ago AND it was supposed to have way more characters than just these two. but im tired of looking at this in my drafts and sick of pretending im gonna work on it. sorry yall

[vividzzxz]

svt reaction to their gf doing the ‘smarter’ by le sserafim challenge🫶

AWW SUREEEE..... Hope you don't mind it being a little yk.. 😉😉

Sorry for the late upload btw 🤧

-S.Coups:

He would be scrolling through tiktok when he find the video of you dancing to 'smart' by Le Sserafim with your friends. The way you moved you hips made a blush fly to his cheeks. He watched the video over and over. He walked over to you and showed it to you, watching it you blushed really hard because of the outfit and the way you were dancing. He smirked at you "Why don't you do this in front of me right now? hmm?". You hit his arm playfully to which he giggled and saved the video. You snatched the mobile phone from him and tried to unsave it but he's strong..... so damn you efforts of trying to unsave it are in vain.

-Jeonghan:

He would see you dance to it with your friends and walk into the room to tease you but then he would be flabbergasted at the way your hips sway to the song. He would smirk at the sight and start teasing you. You would raise an eyebrow and ask him to move his hips like that and when he would struggle, you would start teasing him instead. "Oh how the tables have turned, hannie..." You tease him until he becomes red like a tomato. You giggle before walking up to him and pecking his cheek. Your friends would look at both of you awkwardly before leaving the room.

-Joshua:

Why do I have a feeling he would get turned on by seeing you move your hips like that?? He would sit there watching you and your friends dance to it, but he has eyes only for you. He would sit there staring at you with star-filled eyes. You would notice it and smirk at him, making him smirk back at you. You shrug it off and start giggling before teasing "You horny old gentleman. Calm down.." Both of you would giggle at the statement, and then he realizes and scoffs "Well guess what? It's coz of you that I'm horny." You would raise an eyebrow and smirk "Well looks like you're gonna have to wait." You say before sticking you tongue out at then running back to your friends.

-Jun:

No cap, he would definitely join you and your friends and start dancing to which all of you would start giggling and recording him. Once he realizes you're recording him, he starts running behind you flustered. You run to you room and lock the door before giggling and saving it. You walk out of the room, hiding your phone behind your back. And when he tries to take it, you threaten him saying you would send it to the other guys, and then he would stop, giving you a pout to which you peck on his lips and pull him back with you to the room you guys were dancing in. You ask him to join you guys again. And well the day ends with ya'll swaying your hips like there's no tomorrow.

-Hoshi:

He would also start dancing along with you guys. But he would be so damn extra. Like he would start singing along loudly while dancing excessively. You all would laugh so hard at him until your stomachs start to hurt. You would be laying on the ground looking at him dancing non-stop. You finally tell him to stop and he would come and sit down next to you before asking if you wanted to dance with him again to which you hit his arm playfully "No thanks, I feel exhausted just by laughing at you..." You giggle before he pouts at you before singing 'spider.'

-Wonwoo:

He would sit at one corner admiring you dancing with your friends. He would look at you with stars in his eyes, like you can seriously see the flying stars. He would maybe even record you. He would be shook to see you moving your hips to the song. He'd never known you could dance this well. He knew you used to dance really well but not this good. Well at least he got a chance to record smth and keep it for himself.

-Woozi:

Would definitely be the one to be shook by the fact that you lied to him saying you didn't know how to dance and here you are dancing all out. He would give u the stare until you notice him. You would later have to apologize or else you're gonna get the silent treatment for the rest of the day or maybe even rest of the week. But if he's in a good mood, he would watch you dance and even record you.

-DK:

I already know he's gonna stand in the hallway looking at his cute gf dancing to smart. He wouldn't get all needy or mad at you instead he would be admiring you with stars in his eyes. He would whip out his phone and record the whole video of you and show it to the others and flex that his girlfriend can dance as good as him.

-The8:

The only scenario I can imagine is when both of you go to your friend's birthday party, they're gonna pull you for dancing and play it. He's gonna be sitting on the couch with the others while you'll be dancing your heart out with your friend. Once you finish, he's definitely gonna stand and applaud like you won an award. He's gonna be cheering so loud that someone's gotta stop him.

-Mingyu:

When he sees you and your friend filming the dance challenge, he would run up Infront of the camera and cover you from doing the main step coz he ain't Gon want other people to see his girlfriend dance like that including the fact that you were wearing a skirt... He would definitely be made fun of by your friend for being a party pooper but you would definitely understand him and stop dancing..

-Seungkwan:

Ayo I ain't Gon deny the fact that he would dance and sing along with you and your friend. Once you're done, he's gonna become all sassy and tell you to upload it so people can see how good he is. You both would start teasing him until be becomes red but end up uploading it and when he gets praise, he would become all smug about it.

-Vernon:

I feel like he would be like mingyu, but then he would understand that you wanna have fun. He would let you do it under a condition, you would have to wear clothes that cover your body well other than a skirt. So you would definitely wear something proper and dance with your friend so she could upload it later on.

-Dino:

He would definitely ask you if he could dance along, but if your friend said that it's just the girls this time, he would sit on one corner of the room and watch you guys while have a pout on his face which would make you feel so damn guilty to which at the end you would film another one with him to make him happy. Coz who doesn't want our baby to be happy.

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It can be from Skz, Svt, TxT, En-.

It can be based on smut, fluff, etc.

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[quandaryqueen]

Before Things Changed

No Goggles X Reader

Just a little bullet point headcanon and drabble piece before The Boy™ got his power.

Ahhh, an interpretable piece, can be read as platonic or romantic. Personally, it's just pair of dumb best friends playing hot potato with the braincell

💙 Engage your 'Dude' counter. Take a shot is this Mark says dude lmaooo

💙 Look me in the eye and tell me this Marky is not a hyper wee fucker who bounces off the walls in every establishment he's in even before his Viltrumite genes kicked in. He's the little guy no one in their right mind would associate with even if his energy is low-key a vibe. His smile is infectious, his laugh, but the problem is he finds joy in the weirdest things out of nowhere. Like, imagine you're in a quiet classroom, then suddenly, you'd hear a hushed, contagious giggling beside you. So you turn to see this guy fiddling something under his desk, shoulders shaking.

Looking down with furrowed brows, he just has his fist clutched— when you initially thought he has his phone on under his desk— making it worse, because the fuck is he laughing at?

You must've looked at him weird that he says, snickering, holding his closed hand out, "It's a butt."

aaaaand that was your cue to look away because you want nothing to do with him. He'd be cute, but he's too much of a freak to handle.

💙 Anyway, you're the unfortunate soul that got saddled with the little guy. Your guardian is close friends with his mom and by proxy, you're besties with Mark since childhood. Your younger self got bored while your guardian has a yap session with Debbie, tugging and whining, when your guardian0 says, "Go play with Mark."

Then turning over your shoulder, you see little hyperactive Mark peeking from the doorway like:

It was a great start for a friendship! He showed off his power rangers collection btw 💝

💙 It was clear that he needed an outlet and you're unfortunately saddled being this boy's impulse control/enabler (because that's what friends are for✨) bless you, your life is soooo not going to be normal.

"Hey Y/N! Y/N! Dude! Dude! Yo! Hey! Hey Y/N!" He excitedly waves, jumping and shouting to get your attention at the other end of the very crowded school hallway. For fuck's sake, you just wanted to get to your next class and have a normal life, period. Don't you just wanna be swallowed by a hole under you right now? "Wanna see me do a flip?"

"I didn't ask for shit, dipshit!" You shouted back.

"I'mma do a flip!"

Look at that, he did a flip. Impressive, he didn't fail and fall on his face.

"Good job, you want a cookie?"

💙 It is for the record, you vehemently insisted you don't know him whenever he does something so out of line, and in the same breath, you ask him to come over and bring Debbie's cooking with him so you can play in your new console.

"Dude, you'll never guess what I just bought!" Mark held up a package with a gleam in his eyes, shaking the baggie. Tearing into it, he excitedly dug the item from the box and presents it. "Boom!" A taser.

"Mark, buddy, no one in their right is going to get near you. No need for self-defense weapons." you sighed.

"What? No!" Mark looks at you like you were the crazy one, experimentally turning the device on, delighted when it produced that satisfying volt of electric crackling. He does it a few concerning times, giggling as he watches it crackle, stupidly putting it near his face. Eventually, he stops to get to the meat of today's agenda. "Anyway, I want you to... I don't know, can you like, tase me?"

...

The accusing word was at the tip of your tongue, and Mark knows, as he got a headstart of defending his case.

"Dude, I'm not a masochist!" Mark expresses, saying it in a way masochists in denial would. "I just wanna see what my body can take! I'm not! I'm not a masochist! Come on, dude! What's so wrong about being a masochist, huh? Are you kink shaming now? Really dude? So what if I'm a masochist? Are you gonna cut me off for being a masochist? Homophobe—"

"Stop saying masochist, it's not wording anymore." You rubbed your temples, trying to process what he had just asked of you.

"Masochist, masochist, masochist, masochist—"

"Oh my god," cried out his frustrated, on-edge, begrudging best friend. "If I tase you, will you shut up?"

"Cross my heart," he gives that smile. That smile, that cat-like, coy smile that can send the passengers of crazy train going. "lock it in a chest, put the key in the blender, make a smoothie, swallow the key, shit it out—!"

"Just give me the taser."

💙 When randomly asked by a friend (questionable friend who clings to you like a leech) to tase him to test 'what his body can take', one hesitates, and reasonably so.

Thus when the prongs lit with electric current touched his flank, and he let out a yelp and a flinch and flaps of his arms, you were on his side checking up on him.

"Jesus H—!" You exclaimed. "You good, bro?"

"Yeah," Mark waves his hand dismissively, reeling, a hand on his inflicted side, panting for breath. You didn't even notice the flush on his face, too concern for your guardian's friend's son (your friend, yeah, yeah, you're still in denial). If Debbie found out, she would definitely tell your caretaker, who would then take away your hobby privileges for summer.

"So? How'd it feel?" You prodded, a little curious despite the worry.

"Not that bad," Mark answered, able to gather himself again and smile that smile of his. "Let's try the higher setting."

... You've saddled yourself with a cuckoo. And it probably showed on your face because Mark started spouting again.

"Aw come on! Stop being a pussy, dude! Tase me!"

💙 He texts a lot. A lot.

You'd wake up to about 99+ text and it's him spamming you with memes from whatever fandom you two are together in. And he sends the most random meme, his humour is broken.

Occasionally, he'd even text his impulsive thoughts with no context, like, "My mind's telling me noooo, but my body— my bodyyyyyy:s tellin' me yeeeeeees" and it's accompanied by a picture of a newly opened jar of peanut butter.

"Telling you what????" Seen. "TeLLING YOU WHAT MARK"

[rimunagenius]

(HC) Soft!Naomi Mcpherson x photographer!reader

You knew Naomi since college. Met them before they had met Katie and Josette.

They had been your first friend in college, and since you were majoring in photography, and they were getting their band up and running, you both decided you could be their photographer/media manager.

When MUNA started gayotic, you had been behind the cameras laughing and watching them talk about the funniest topics or the most strangest things. Never on it.

Muna was playing a show in France which meant a long bus ride before the ferry and an impending deadline for a new ep

The three members were about to start the pod, you meddling about in the bus looking for a change of comfy clothes

“Hey, Naomi? Where did I leave my black spandex shorts?” You called from the small hallway

“Yeah, Naomi…where did she leave them?” Josette looked at her bestfriend, eyebrows wiggling

“In my bunk, babe.” Naomi shouted, “We started the pod already, btw.”

“Oh! I’m sorry, thank you, love you.”

You and Naomi started dating after MUNA’s first record came out. You guys had basically been a couple. Kissing and cuddling and sometimes sleeping with eachother ;) had to celebrate records releasing and deadlines being met somehow ;)) WINK WINK 😜

You put on black spandex, your leg tattoos all on display, above ankle white socks, doc marten boot shoes (idk how to describe them..basically their laces boots but ankle boots?) with a black crop top tank so your arm and sternum tattoos are on display (with hair in a half up half down claw clip with curtain bangs out…i wore this outfit today and i loved it LET ME HAVE THIS)

“Y/N, come and talk with us.” Katie shouted into the small doorway of the small room.

“Oh, okay” You walked in, Naomi’s cheeks reddening, smile forming at your look. At you.

“Gorgeous! Do a spin for us!” Josette shouted, her being your biggest hype man

“So, introduce yourself and what you do for us.”

“Uh…I’m MUNA’s photographer and media manager.” You smiled at the camera, this being a filmed ep.

“She’s being modest…she’s our bestfriend and the one and only Naomi’s girlfriend”

“Yes. That I am.” You smiled and look at your partner.

“Prettiest staff member we have. Might kiss her on the lips, among other things…” Naomi said, sliding their glasses down the bridge of their nose to look at you “seductively” while wiggling their eyebrows

Naomi basically has their hands all over you the whole time your on the pod

When Frankie and Gio join, you sit on their lap to make space, Naomi’s hands wrapped around you securely or hands on you hips

“You look so pretty, baby” They’d whisper in your ear when everyone was talking loudly over eachother

or “My pretty girl”

“Okay say bye and then say your name and then ‘I love you’” Katie said after her and Josette said bye

“Bye, thanks for having me, I love you Y/N”

“I love her too” Naomi said, leaning over and kissing your lips before they continued the outro

Getting up after the ep, you stood up infront of Naomi because you were still on their lap, they smacked your ass

“Ow!”

“Oh im sorry, it was just right there…any excuse to touch it” they smiled cheekily

“Haha, very funny” You grabbed the hat on their head, forcing them to stand up

Holding it away until they leaned in to kiss you, their hands holding your waist pulling you impossibly closer to their body

“I accept your apology”

“Oh, I didn’t know i needed to apologize for smacking my girlfriends ass” They stood infront of you, sass all over their face

“Okay, apology acceptance, revoked”

“Okay im sorry. I really am”

“Uh huh”

“Would a kiss better my chances?” they asked leaning in in

“Nuh uh” You rolled your eyes

“Apology sex?”

“There you go, baby. Your getting it now.” You smiled and walked away, blush rising on Naomi’s cheeks once again

[poraphia]

"The Battle of His Teal Hoodie."

➵ PAIRING! cc!wilbur x student!reader

➵ CREATING! 10.5.23 | 751 words

➵ CONTAINING! oversized hoodie, facetime calls, reader is a university student

➵ SAYING! literally so self-indulgent. ive been studying for like an hour straight in the library and im still THINKING ABOUT THAT HOODIE BRO IM GONNA GET IT ONE DAY WATCH BARKABRKARK btw if u wanna be in my taglist feel free to message me okay mwa mwa enjoy

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When your boyfriend is over six foot and has an entire collection of merch where his name is plastered over cozy polyester hoodies,

you bet your sweet ass I was going to steal at least five of them.

College life wasn’t as romanticized as I thought it would be. Sure, the warmth of a coffee during a chilly morning while endlessly typing on my laptop sounded good on paper, but I guess I forgot to mention the endless due dates and upcoming exams I had to study for. I found myself buried in the corner of the university’s library on the quietest floor. I looked through my schedule, crossing out any assignments I already completed and also checking back on my classes to see if I needed to make any event adjustments.

My eyes felt heavy as I took another gulp of my caffeinated drink. My headphones shielded my ears comfortably as gentle sounds of a guitar strumming and a buttery voice filled my senses. A deep sigh escaped my nostrils before I sat back in my seat, slightly rolling away from the desk I was sitting at.

Bzzz! Bzzz!

I looked over to my phone on my desk before picking it up. I was welcomed by a picture of Wil with lipstick marks all over his face. Smiling, I swiped open the call to see my beautiful boyfriend walking around the busy streets of Brighton. I propped my phone up against my laptop to give him a full angle of me and the bookshelves behind me.

“Hey, darling, I missed you!” He smiled brightly.

“I missed you too, Wil. How was studio recording?” I asked. I pushed my laptop a little further back to make space in between me and my notebook. I took a colorful highlighter and started to go over my notes as he spoke.

“Studio was fine. We’re almost done recording a whole song for the new EP, so that should be exciting.” He chuckled. “I’m just heading over to Tom’s until you get out of school. Do you wanna get some lunch together after I pick you up?”

“Yeah, I could go for a sandwich and pretzel honestly.” I smiled, imagining the salty and buttery taste of the pretzel in my mouth already.

“Sounds good,” he confirmed. He took a glance of me briefly before doing a double take. “Hey, what are you wearing?” He asked. He held his phone closer to his face, only giving me an angle of his mess of curly hair and forehead.

“Hmm?” I hummed. “I’m just wearing my usual clothes.” I answered, oblivious.

“Now you’re just lying to me!” He laughed. “I see you smiling! Go on, stand up and let me that hoodie.”

With a defeated sigh, I stood up with my back nearly against the bookshelves so he could get a full angle of my outfit. I was wearing white tennis shoes, black shorts, but most distinctly of all, I was wearing Wil’s teal hoodie from his “Wilbur Soot ‘96” collection. The hoodie was nearly two sizes bigger than me with the sleeves going past my fingertips and my shorts just barely showing from how long the article of clothing was.

“Mhm,” he hummed. “So you decided to steal my merch, huh?”

“It’s comfy!” I exclaimed, hugging myself with the long sleeves wrapped around my waist. “Plus it smells like you, and it has your name on it! Wearing this is like screaming I’m the best partner Mr. Soot could ever ask for!” I went over and picked up my phone before holding it above my head.

“Yeah, I guess so.” He chuckled. “I’m going to steal that back once I pick you up.” He threatened, waving his finger into the camera.

“Over my dead body.” I stuck my tongue out at him. Wil scoffs, holding his hand to his chest as if offended.

“Oh, we’re going to brawl, just you wait.” He held his camera close to his eyes before bringing his lips to the camera. “Love you though!” Before I could say anything else, he hung on me.

I stared down at my phone. I smiled, tilting my head a little as I fiddled with the strings of my— or rather— Wil’s hoodie.

Maybe I should run to the gym a bit after class as a warmup.

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a / n ~ hiii hope u enjoyed! reblogs, replies, and likes are super appreciated! im almost at 200 followers and im so excited!! seriously, i wanna get to know my followers better so if anyone wants to be an anon or just drop a hello please feel free :)

[suugarbabe]

Hellooo I'd like to request something:

So it's with George Weasley and the reader and him are classmates (so they know eachother but kindly mind their own business). The reader is muggleborn and a big fan of old muggle music (I'm thinking of maybe something from the 60s/70s like the Beatles, Pink Floyd etc. but you can choose some other if you want) and kinda has like a similiar style (don't know how to describe it, maybe like flare jeans or something?) and totally lives and loves it. But they get bullied from some idiots about it and about being muggleborn and about nobody knowing "their kind of people". So maybe one day the reader gets bullied really hard (calling names, laughing at them etc.) and George sees it and helps them and then they become really good friends and he learns a lot about muggle music and starts loving it. And then - BOOM - one day both realise that they want more than friendship but it's kinda complicated telling eachother? So all in all it's friends to lovers.

It would be cool if you write it but only if you have the time, no pressure! If you aren't able to at the moment it's completely fine ♡

Have a nice weekend (btw I really like your fanfictions)

Babes I'm not sure what more I can do, you wrote the blurb already in your request! That's freaking great, like you did it, I can add a little extra but you did this babes!

You had always thought George was the softer twin. Whereas they were both boisterous and always pranking and loud, Fred just seemed more 'in your face' where George was more observant. Maybe that's how he found himself standing up for you after a particularly nasty group of Slytherin's were bullying you.

They were calling you names, making fun of how you dress when you weren't in school attire, calling it 'old' and 'groovy' and 'ancient', calling you 'four eyes' but George had seen you before and thought your style was rather cute and that your glasses complimented your facial features. He also now had another excuse to jinx some Slytherins.

You had thanked him when he saved you, full intentions on walking off but instead he asked where you were headed and if you needed company. That was the day you spend several hours in the library, you telling him about muggle movies and music and he knows a little bit of what you're talking about since his dad works in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Dept. at the MOM, but the way you talk about it makes it so much more interesting.

Neither of you realize you've missed dinner until Fred comes looking for him, surprised to (1) find his brother in the library and (2) find him talking to a girl he's never seen before. George makes plans to meet with you again, and you're taken aback at first, but agree to meet with him.

So you start hanging out more, start showing him your old record player that was your dad's and all the old music and George is in love with it all, telling you that he thinks it's more magical than most stuff he's experienced.

And when he asks you to the yule ball your confused, because he could ask anyone, but George has never been more sure of anything in his life.

With him being in Gryffindor and you in Ravenclaw you opted to go for golden color dress (it matched most closely with both houses and also complimented your glasses frames).

When you met George at the bottom of the Ravenclaw steps you nearly took his breath away, and it was at that moment he knew he never wanted anyone else.

George could do nothing but smile on the dance floor watching you enjoy yourself and playfully criticising wizard music, "Not to say anything bad about wizarding music, all music is great if the listener likes it, but I know quite a few muggle songs that I'd much rather listen to right now."

And George would smile and nod in agreeance while he swayed with his hands on your waist, watching your lips as you talked so enthusiastically only to be suddenly cut off by his lips on yours.

You respond immediately, hands finding trace in the hair at the base of his skull pulling him closer. And when you finally break away, both breathless, chests heaving, George just smiles and tells you to continue what you were saying, that he just had to kiss you quickly before he got to scared later.

[starmocha]

You've read Zayne's new memory, right? I'm only sending this because you said you read it but I'm putting a spoiler warning here just in case

but

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DUDE

THE AUDACITY OF THAT MAN

HOW IS HE SO PERFECT?

HE ARRANGED A FAKE AUDIENCE FOR HER WITH THE PLUSHIES THEY GOT TOGETHER

HE SAT THERE WITH MR SEAL

HE KEPT ON WATCHING THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE HUNTER AWARD BECAUSE IT MADE HIM HAPPY TO SEE HER AMONG THEM

and he took the day off to be with her

and then they were both on power couple mode saving those people

Zayne being Zayne still made sure that she'd give her speech

HE COVERED HER WITH HIS COAT BECAUSE HER TOP WAS TORN

HE STOOD THERE RECORDING HER SO PROUDLY

HE'S HER EMERGENCY CONTACT!!!!!!!!!!!

The way he bought the magazines, the way he said he wants to give a copy to his parents. Tara asking if she could buy one from him

"KEEP IT, I HAVE 19 MORE"

and then all the glorious display of jealousy that ensued. he nearly blinded the love of his life with the camera shutter

he def wanted to beat those boys with the camera

then the way he apologized for his behavior, how he explained he wanted to show her off to everybody but at the same time he didn't want other people looking at his treasure

the confirmation from mc that she feels the same way, that everybody wants dr zayne ( immediately thought back to Heartstring Healer and zayne's group of fangirls chasing after him with cake lol) and she too felt insecure

THE KISS AT THE END AFTER THE SCREEN FADED TO BLACK

i will never recover from this card. ever. he was genuinely so proud of her. big snowman hitting us with "our bodies have the same scent now" 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭

it's not the first time he got jealous of her but this time he displayed it so explicitly

(now I keep imagining snowdrop winning stuff at school and his parents being insufferable watching the video they took of the event over and over again.)

(no but help the plushies he made the plushies her audience he made mr seal clap HE MADE MR SEAL CLAP)

IT'S BEEN LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD THE PAST THREE NIGHTS. I haven't even been able to read Sylus and Caleb's memories yet because I am just so in love with Zayne's rn it's all I want to think and talk about 🥺

I ADORED THAT SCENE WITH THE PLUSHIES. 😭 Not me immediately imagining him doing that for little Snowdrop someday lol HE IS SUCH A SUPPORTIVE BF IN THIS CARD I WAS GIGGLING LIKE A FOOL THE WHOLE TIME.

Yesss, I love that scene he joins and assists her in the emergency situation. It reminds me of his 4* "Neon Night" (one of my faves btw). He did not hesitate one bit and she didn't argue with him, because they both knew the top priority is getting people to safety.

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN HE BOUGHT ALL OF THE MAGAZINES AND ORDERED MORE TO BE DELIVERED TO HIS HOUSE. He's so proud of her omg

Seriously, this card made me laugh and smile so much. The scene with the college students lmao ok am i a slut or does College Student C sounds pretty cute I MEAN ZAYNE I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN'

(PLS. HE AND MC WOULD HOST DINNER PARTIES JUST TO MAKE EVERYONE WATCH THE RECORDING OF LITTLE SNOWDROP SINGING SOLO "WINTER WONDERLAND" DURING THE SCHOOL CHRISTMAS PAGEANT.)

HE MADE MR. SEAL CLAP 😭💖

sobbing sniffling he's feeding the dilf delusions the baby fever is worsening I fear, I fear, god help us all

[luffyvace]

Hello. :D

Just found out your blog, absolutely love it, especially the fact that you mostly focus on the fluff, I'm just weak to these kinds of stories. 😂❤️

Is it possible to request more headcanons about Robin with a s/o ? Like... what do you think her type would be ? How would she realize she's in love ? How would she behave before and after their relationship ? Her love language ? (Male reader btw, if you don't mind of course 😊)

OMG!! HIIIII i’m so glad you like my content anon!! :) and yes fluff is the besttt it’s so cute!!

of course you can have robin x male reader :) i don’t mind at all!!

i love robin tysm for your request!!! i’m happy to go more in depth on her loving reader :)

please enjoy!

OKK SOO for her type..!

robin loves a kind person!!

kindness was something she hardly received growing up and the first people to give it to her were the researches and especially Saul!! (the dereshishishi guy if you don’t remember 😭)

seeing a kind person do something straight from their heart makes her smile

it makes her warm and reminds her about the comforting things in life

almost as if your being kind to her too

she doesn’t mind if your intelligent or not so intelligent

she would enjoy being around someone who laughs a lot though

not that she minds if your straight faced

she just likes seeing you laugh

it means your happy :)

and laughter was another thing that helped her through her struggles

robin also appreciates someone who likes quality time

so maybe not a distant partner

robin was also alone for most of the time in her life

if someone comes along in her life who she wants to stay, she would definitely want to spend as much time as possible together

especially since she has a hint of doubt you might leave one day

which is why she also wants someone loyal

for obvious reasons of course, she knows she wasn’t exactly the most loyal in the past

but technically to the straw hats she was

if you think about it

it doesn’t matter much else about whether your weak or strong, happy go lucky, solemn all the time—whatever the case may be!

just for the record if your strong you fight together and have each other’s back

and if your weak/average she does her best to protect you

especially knowing how dangerous world, on the grand line specifically, is

how she would realize?

hmm good question

well, robin is either in a book, in someone else’s business or in her thoughts

and it probably happened during the 1st and 3rd options

you know that moment when your reading and all the sudden you space out and start thinking of random things?

yeah well that happened to her and it was kinda flashback of all the memories you two had in the past

she felt intense joy as she found herself smiling at the thought of you

and then you walked into the room

you locked eyes for a minutes before you asked if she was okay

she nodded slowly before looking away

spawning a hand in the wall for a thumbs up to say she heard you. :)

you left the room. and she knew, she was in love 💗💗

okkk time for how she behaves ♡

before your relationshipppp…!

she softly initiates intimate gestures

putting a hand on your chest when she speaks to you

helping you out with random things

leaning into you while you sit next to each other

not completely

just kinda leaning towards you

she definitely asks to talk and spend time together more often

this all really just her showing she cares and sending hints she likes you

remember that smile she gave zoro when they first met?

yeah you definitely get that a lot :)

after tho

it ramps up a bunch!!

and i mean everything

you spend all your free time together

even if your off doing your own thing she’ll come and watch you with adoration in her eyes

if you like to train/work out she’ll be there in the crows nest or watching you out on the deck

ngl i feel like robin would like to be carried if your strong

she also likes to take naps

so if you take one with her she usually gets up first and admires your face

you guys hold hands in your sleep

💥💖💥💖

SO CUTE

she compliments and praises you for any achievements you make

will feed you sweets or whatever other types of food you like

if you do it back she’ll find it endearing

it becomes y’all thing

her love languages areee….

acts of service

quality time

and tidbits of physical touch

which you could likely guess from me dabbling in this in the headcanons above :)

for acts of service

you can ask her for almost any favor and she”ll do it no matter how weird

shes not delusional but most of your weird habits if you have any become endearing because she loves you

she’s got your back in battles too

quality time?

yes.

she loves to do anything with you

reading, training, eating, sleeping

she just loves you

so she spends lots of time for you

she never takes you for granted

physical touch is hand holding

whether it’s an extra arm or not

head pats and gentle cheek caresses

putting each other’s feet or shoulders together

little things like that<3

i wrote this so fast?! i took me an hour exactly 😭😭

i could honestly sit and write for robin all day it comes natural to me ♥︎

[likealayka]

I would like to thank the academy and disney for making Agatha All Along for the resurfacing of my patti lupone stan era

Because I've been rewatching Hollywood by Ryan Murphy and fucking hell we need more stories like that one.

People slam it for being "too perfect and unrealistic" - bitch guess what else is unrealistic? Yep, superheroes ✌️

Hollywood is queer and raw and beautiful and sad and unfair and all of it is in that tv show. It's almost 7 hours of crying, laughing, questioning your morals and sexuality and then crying again. It'll make you want to listen to vintage tunes, maybe even buy a hat (does anyone still wear a hat?).

Get this.

IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING.

And it's on netflix so you don't even have to pay for it extra if you have your netflix account!

For my milf/dilf enjoyers too (you know who you are) - they made good stories for characters of all ages, lads. Moving and sexy and brilliant.

In conclusion - if you love old Hollywood aesthetic, Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, jazzy parlours and beautiful costumes - you go watch it and thank me later 💜

And to Hollywood itself - keep casting Patti Lupone, she's a vision in every role and in an era of rare quality cast recordings we need to see more of her (I'm still bitter about the war paint btw)

[crescentrivers]

*sighs* time to be autistic on main again

So I remembered the existence of the rockabye musical, which is a musical involving eldritch horror free to watch on YouTube, that sound familiar? Yeah the venn diagram between Hatchetfield fans and Rockabye fans should be a circle and I’m disappointed it’s not. (Here’s the link btw go watch it)

A more detailed explanation of the plot is that this band gets hired to write a lullaby to put an eldritch god to sleep so it wont wake up and end the world in the process (I believe the musical uses the lovecraft mythos or some parts of it? Idk im rewatching it tomorrow it’s late at night rn) the musical has a diverse cast and some pretty good songs.

Anyway the point is that I’m picturing a post TGWDLM Paulkins animatic to the song Crazy for You from Rockabye (link to the song) so here’s me going through the lyrics, explaining why they fit and a bit about how I picture this animatic (under the cut because this is about to be a long post) also Rockabye spoilers under the cut

Okay so the song’s a duet between two characters named Xander and Simon, Xander’s lyrics will be used for Paul and be in blue, Simon’s lyrics will be used for Emma and be in green. Lyrics they both sing will be in purple (not because of lord in black associations I just needed some colors). In Rockabye this song takes place when the characters have entered some Black and White like dimension, I’m comparing it to the Black and White because I genuinely don’t remember the name right now. Being in the dimension is driving the characters a little crazy, this is why Xander is falling for Simon. Simon seems unaffected by the dimension but it’s kind of implied he’s actually gained the ability to see the audience. Now onto me being insane

Some love can be so mundane / enthralling can fade to plain / simple romance is so easy to obtain

This to me could be infected!Paul/Pokey calling Emma and Paul’s relationship boring/plain/simple, Paul is known as the normal tm man afterall.

I’ll change your perspective dear / my love is infectious here / what was once so very cloudy will be clear

I feel like this is pretty self explanatory. A lot of it is reminiscent of how the hive describes infection, changing someone’s perspective and making reality clear feel like actual things a hive member could say in the show. Also infected!Paul calling his love infectious, do I even have to explain that.

I’ll bleed you dry / I will cut you down to the middle with my own teeth / you’ll see in time / inescapable is the monster that lies beneath

What cute things to say to your significant other 🥰 I mostly want to talk about the last two lines, “you’ll see in time” as in it being inevitable and then “the monster that lies beneath” referring to Pokey. Maybe Paul breaks a little when he says that last bit, mainly to lead into the next verse

I can feel you crawling under my skin / my composure is running thin / pain is pleasure if your willing to give in

First line Paul is freaking out a little, maybe he’s not fully infected and kind of snaps out of it. While I think in the actual musical “you” refers to Simon I think Paul would be talking about Pokey here and not Emma for obvious reasons. Next line Emma starts to sing and immediately panics realizing she’s being taken over, Paul is back to infected mode says the next line as some twisted way to comfort her. (Also it’s worth noting in the cast recording Xander’s actor laughs after saying that line which I feel like Pokey would do in that situation)

I’ll bleed you dry / I will cut you down to the middle with my own teeth / you’ll see in time / inescapable is the monster that lies

Chorus again. Emma is singing with Paul now but she isn’t fully infected yet. Paul doesn’t snap out of it temporarily this time. I should mention that now “monster that lies” could have a double meaning in this situation cause Pokey tricked people in order to infect them.

After this Xander asks Simon to dance with him and there’s an instrumental part. Back to the lyrics

This is hopeless, how am I to fix this now (your blood pumping through my veins) / show is over take your bow (my skin plastered to your face) / we’re screwed we’re dead (the beating organs we discarded turned to waste)

The two sing different lyrics overlapping, lot to unpack with this one. In the original musical Simon is talking to the audience here. Emma is processing that the infected have won and that things are over, “show is over take your bow” is A. A really fitting thing to say in a musical apocalypse. And B. Would fit the fact that Emma starts to see the audience at the end of TGWDLM much like Simon does in Rockabye. Then for Paul “your blood pumping through my veins” could be referring to how they become one through the hive mind or how Pokey is taking over their bodies “the beating organs we discarded turned to waste” is how when they are apothesized into the hive mind they die, discarding their beating organs, and how the infection literally replaces your organs and blood with blue ones. I picture at the last line Emma is panicking and Paul snaps out again for a second looking kind of horrified about what’s happening before becoming all smiley again

I’ll bleed you dry / I will cut you down to the middle with my own teeth / you’ll see in time / inescapable is the monster that lies

Final chorus, song end. Maybe Emma gives into the hive here

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Because I keep seeing others post, I really wanna talk about seeing Lewis and Atta Boy in Chicago <3 Also so I can look back and reread and relive how exciting it was lol

First of all, I wanna explain how DEDICATED I was to see this man. I live in a tiny town in Idaho where the local airport takes two flights per day and both of them are directly to and from SLC. So I drove 3 1/2 hours to the biggest airport in Idaho. Then, I hopped on a 1 1/2 hour flight to Seattle where I had a two hour layover then on a 4 1/2 hour flight to Chicago.

I got a bloody nose on the plane to Chicago (then on the way back I got 2 more) :) So much fun.

We waited in a super short line outside for a while and I was hyper analyzing every person who walked past us in hopes it would be a member. The one time I had my head turned a woman walked past me and I was just watching her leave when she turned her head and it was EDEN! I could have died right then, she was gorgeous, seriously the prettiest woman I have seen.

About 10-15 minutes later I saw her walking towards the line (very preoccupied, she was listening to a voice note on her phone) and finally past all the waiting people and into the venue. (Side note, she had her vape in hand and was taking a hit of it as she walked past me-when I texted my friend she was saying how lucky I was to stand in Eden's vape cloud and it made me lol so hard).

When they finally let us into the venue me and my guy beelined it to the stage. I swear some higher power was on our side that day because we got the best spot right to where the drum set was in perfect view.

Me Like Bees was great, I was dancing around to their music and I have plans to add them to my Spotify playlist, their energy was crazy!

The lights went on again as they were taking the MLB stuff down and putting the AB stuff up, Freddy and Dashel were up there helping when this mysterious man brushed up against my guy and walked up the steps to the stage. My guy whispered in my ear, "I think that's Lewis." And all I could do was nod silently.

It felt like I touched a live wire or something, my whole body was buzzing like crazy as we watched him set up his drum set. I think in another life that man was an electrician or something because he was decked out in all Carhart lmao.

Eden sung beautifully, nothing would have ever prepared me for how good she sounded. Like imagine the recorded version but just 1 Million times better. I sung my heart out on Crab Park (best song imo) and teared up when she sang Madly.

I'm going to skip some of these next few parts because it was literally just me watching Lewis go around to the people waiting to talk to him and me admiring how incredibly handsome this guy is (no picture does him justice).

Lewis shook me and my guy's hand and we all introduced each other, all of a sudden my worry went away and talking to Lewis felt like talking to a friend. I told him how my mom loves him in Lessons in Chemistry (which I explained is crazy because she has two comfort shows she likes and she hates new things but seriously is in love with LinC and begs to watch it with me whenever I visit). Lewis thought that was absolutely hilarious and was happy my mom likes it so much.

I then told him that I adore The Starling Girl because his performance was so real and raw and there was absolutely no fluff. I then said something super cheesy like, "Your performance was phenomenal." Lewis told me that he was grateful I loved it so much because he loved working on it. So that made me smile and blush like crazy.

He asked where we were from and I told him about the crazy journey we endured and he seemed legit stunned that someone would travel that far to see him and his band.

We then took a few pics and I was too dumb to remember to give him something to sign so I pulled out a $5 bill and he signed the backside of it. I then asked if I could hug him and he laughed, saying yes if I don't mind that he's all sweaty. Best hug of my life btw.

We then said our farewells and I then proceeded to get so freaked out we left the venue entirely. Looking back now I would have stayed longer and got pics with Eden and some merch so I actually feel really upset about that. And in January of 2023 I got a bull skull tattoo mimicking Rhett's on my calf that I was dying to show Lewis but I forgot. But I am looking forward to the next time I get to see him!!!

[fedoranon]

Btw my opinions (you can disagree but you won't change my mind)

Logic below the cut but basically

"Bet" aka English Netflix Kakegurui 2025

J-drama Kakegurui 2019

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Anime Kakegurui 2019

1. "Bet" aka English Netflix Kakegurui (2025) — tells a complete story while being open to further storytelling, I like the characters and the cinematography, the full season plot kept me hooked. The longest episodes by far but they use established or painfully simple games so they can use those extra minutes on plot. Specific shout out for giving Runa Something To Do (and oh, that payoff—! If you aren't gonna watch it, at least look up the payoff with Runa's mascot costume wearing bodyguard/enforcer. I wept laughing.) The only version where Ryan (clearly Ryota) deserves a girlfriend, imo. Quality use of if Caitlin Meyer's cover of Never Gonna Give You Up. I usually only rate things 7/10 or DNF but this deserves at least an 8 for making me want to watch the other versions.

2. J-drama Kakegurui (2019) — also has some very interesting cinematography, very different from Bet's tho. Almost stageplay like with the way everyone freezes while characters prance around the stage giving monologues. The way they photoshop people's eyes becoming pinpricks when they get got is so high effort but Worth. Also they do the thing where the OP changes every episode based on who the major characters in this week's plot are, its 💯. Having the season break on the match with Midari is a great choice, a real emotional high to end on, and this definitely has the superior version of the Yumemite Yumemi battle. Ryota and Yumeko don't necessarily have romantic chemistry but they do have a great relationship, as do Ryota and Mary, so I wouldn't be mad about it if they got together at the end. This would probably trump Bet with a 9/10 if it didn't end on a cliffhanger for a movie that I can't find anywhere to watch but without that its a solid 7/10. What is going on with the House Pet Cult. I NEED to know. Don't tell me, I'll find it somewhere.

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7. Anime Kakegurui (also 2019) — full disclosure, I watched the first 2 episodes and determined that it was very similar to the J-drama version before skipping to the Yumemite Yumemi battle because I was mainly watching to find out the ending, since I was robbed of a movie. and its. Disappointing after watching the J-drama. Haven't read the manga but it's giving low-key "used the manga as storyboards". The Drama just moving the reveal of when Yumeko got the Yumemite voice recorder to when she reveals it to the audience is better pacing, and taking Ryota out of the dressing room but also letting him be the one with the insight into Yumeko to point out that she never said she wanted to use her Official Match on the president, just that she wanted to play her, is a much better use of his character. They didn't even show Yumeko's jaw dropping song performance, which was supposed to be A Thing, and they didn't animate Manyuda's hair going white which was A Treat in the live action, I went back to rewatch it 3 times. You know that bit in Shirobako where the seiyuu is giving her whole pussy to the crying performance so they go back and reanimate it? This is giving "we're not respecting the actresses' performance" in places. Just freeze frame on them making an ahegao, vs letting them chew up the scenery in a dramatic, set pacing soliloquy? No contest. And the season finales are disappointing, I'm sorry. Also no weird cottage core house pet cult. And every time Ryota was on screen I was screaming for them to ditch this useless man, unless I missed some Serious Heavy Character Building in the episodes I skipped he is just. So much less than Drama Ryota the Shieking Overthinker or Ryan the Catastrophizing Dance Partner Turned Partner In Crime. I do like Yumeko and Midari's relationship in season 2, where Midari is Dead To Her. Over all, 6/10: still enjoyable but I probably would have DNFed if I hadn't skipped like 8 episodes.

[puppetfics]

(Same anon btw)

No not really! I’m fine with any characters!

Blissful Flowers

Blissful Flowers

CHARACTERS: Gordon + The Puppets

FANDOM: My Friendly Neighborhood

TYPE: Fluff, Slight angst.

REQUESTED BY: Anon

Gordon had been managing the puppet's show and studio for at least a year by now. He was happy. The puppets were nice to him, he saved them after all. After one of their shows had been recorded, Gordon went outside for a breather.

Puppets such as Lenard and Junebug (Ricky occasionally, Gordon glanced at the pipes all around.) had ventured out here many times before saving the studio.

Not much after that. He sat on the hard stone steps just outside the entrance. Then he saw it. A small flower. It had grown just outside the studio. *Had the puppets saw a flower before? It was a silly question,* He thought.

*They hadn't seen much actual nature other than... cardboard cutouts. That's all they know.* He got an idea. " There's a park around in town.. There should be flowers around there.. " Gordon said under his breath, Not wanting to potentially spoil this surprise.

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Lenard and Norman were talking about their latest show, (Which was about teaching children about classical music and football, Featuring them both), And Ricky listened through the pipes. He popped out at them. " Surpriseeee!!! " He yelped out, as Lenard and Norman jumped back in surprise, shortly after; laughing. " Ricky! What did Gordon tell you about popping out at us? It scares us! " Lenard says through a chuckle. " I couldn't help myself, Come on, Sometimes we need a bit of surprise around here! It's kind of the same everyday.. "

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Gordon had got up from the stoney stairs, and was now heading to where Ricky was, Gordon knew he could go to him to gather up everybody. " Hey Ricky, Do ya think you could gather Junebug, Lenard, Norman, And George here? I want to surprise all of you with something, I think all of ya would really like it. " He chuckled. " Oh— Sure! I'll be right back with them! "

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Gordon and the others were brought outside, them all slightly confused but going on with it. Ricky would follow along through the various pipes in the city. Gordon opened the door to the back of his truck. " Come along now, everyone. " The puppets hopped in the back of his truck. " Everybody alright back there? " He said, as he slid into the drivers seat in the front. The puppets all said yes, and Gordon got driving.

" Where are we going? " Said a curious Junebug. " It's a surprise. " Gordon said, trying not to give away what he was taking them all.

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Gordon had pulled up to a park where (almost) nobody goes in the city. The puppets were super excited, not knowing where they were but it.. looked different than the studio.. " Get out guys, we're here. " He opened the door, while also admiring the (no so great, but better than around the studio) scenery. There were many flowers here.

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Lenard and Junebug went down the slides, George played on those fake cars, Ricky watched from the pipes, Norman swung on the swings, and Gordon sat watching in the grass with the daisys and lavenders. He picked a lavender flower. His mama used to make lavender tea for him, He drank it all the time. It was his comfort drink. After she died, she left a recipe for him. He made it a lot when he had free time. He started tearing up a little. Norman had sat next to him.

" Hey Gordon!! What's got you down? Get a smile on your face! " Norman smiled goofily, and Gordon couldn't help but smile as well. " Hah— " He wiped his tears, Everybody always knew how to put even a small smile on his face. " Sorry buddy. Just having some memories pop into my head, ya know? Ya see these flowers? They look nice. " Normans eyes lit up, and he called everyone to look at the group of flowers in the (mostly) green grass. George broke the toy car he was riding on, and Junebug giggled as he huffed embarrassingly, but started chucking a bit afterwards. " Yeah? " Said Lenard. " Ooh it's some pretty flowers!! Look everyone!! And they feel so soft and smell sooooo nice!!! " Junebug felt the flower petals, and smelled them. Gordon smiled a bit, happy that the puppets liked something dear to him.

" I miss you, ma. " Gordon said, watching as the puppets admired the flowers and he held a handful of petals, and squeezed them in his hand.