#for the machines buzzing.

[mipexch]

been thinking about something wicked a little too much lately. no harm in romanticizing the ominous dreadful unstoppable force

[yuriinadress]

Bernard Dowd and Tim's 7 Evil Exes but they're not anyone Tim's actually dated (because lbr, anyone's who's dated Tim would not go through the trouble of fighting his boyfriend for him)

INSTEAD it's Bernard and Tim's 7 POTENTIAL Evil Exes: people that had a crush on Tim but either never got the chance to tell him and/or Tim was too oblivious to realize

Potential candidates include:

Danny Temple

Lonnie Machin

Greta Hayes

Sebastian Ives

Conner Kent

Buzz

Norris

Karl Ranck

Miguel Barragan (Bunker) (I think he had a small crush on Tim? I can't remember, it's been a while since I've read n52)

Cullen Row

That one guy that dragged Tim out clubbing in France (I don't know his name but I know he exists)

Literally any boy that Tim went to school with apparently (guy was a dude magnet jfc)

This all mostly inspired by many of @aliteralchicken 's posts about Tim's many MANY suitors

[cherry-bomb1985]

I feel like The Father and Hell both understand and experience love in all the worst ways.

The Father sought to create a life form that would follow and love him unconditionally. It wasn't enough that he had a great cosmic kingdom of angels who are unquestioningly loyal, no, he needed something that knew suffering and mortality and the threat of oblivion, and would still find love at the end; love for him above all else. But after numerous implied failures at that, in his desperation, he instead created the threat of eternal damnation to force them to love him in order avert that fate. Lucifer's words must have been like a splash of cold water, but by the time he realized sheer magnitude of suffering he had unintentionally set into motion, it was too late. He could not destroy Hell; he could not stop the cycle of violence.

That guilt drove him to seek a death that, from the looks of it, eluded him in spite of the hollowness consuming him. And now he is... somewhere, helpless to stop his experiments from consuming one another and themselves in a glorious show of blood and violence.

And then there's Hell itself, who seems to recognize love as an act of violence and cruelty. It is something that derives joy only from the suffering of other living creatures. God gave it so many toys to hurt and break and reform, and Mankind gave it new ones. Why would it understand love as anything but? It gave Minos a facsimile of the son he is most ashamed of, and delighted when he cast it, once more, into a labyrinth. Gabriel flattened all the souls within it's confines beneath his heel and gave those that did bend false hopes.

Now there's V1, tearing its way through the remaining layers and creating a spectacle of violence like nothing Hell has ever witnessed before. How could it not love them all for all the entertainment they've provided?

But deep within its recesses, hidden away from the eyes of Heaven, there was a Gutterman. A machine built for war, who eventually came to love that which it gave it life at the cost of their own. Enough to give the human welded within their coffin the mercy that both Heaven and Hell had denied them; enough to write a single love letter to them, even knowing that it would never be read by its intended recipient.

So, as things turn out, you /can/ teach a machine to love. And they will understand and experience it more sincerely than God or Hell ever could.

[naffeclipse]

Regarding the monster boyfriends, I think you mentioned in tags before how Grease likes leave stains on MC's apron to which Hawthorn does the nuzzle rubs to override it with his scent- I keep imagining Calmo holding MC's doubly stained and messy apron and cleaning it as his contribution to the dibs-ing. Kinda like the three of them make a fun kind of rock-paper-scissors of 'mine' with MC. XD

Oh my gosh, yes! That's perfect because Calmo takes over a lot of chores for MC while he's at home. His finding yet another dirty apron of MC's makes Calmo crackle with the need to show those other two who MC belongs. So, he gets his best cleaners and strongest bleach and gets to work to make MC's apron shine and all nice and pretty again, smelling like lemons and something a little metallic but don't worry about that. MC is just happy to have clean clothes again until MC is confronted by a very upset Grease and distressed Hawthorn. They just have to get rid of that smell—and MC realizes what Calmo's really doing. MC isn't necessarily surprised, just very unamused by the 'mine' game.

[twothousandgrumpybees]

……. If riot doesn't give me several scenes of Fortiche animated machine herald I'm sending someone a cupcake full of glass Voltron style

[collectivelyacoward]

JUST FINISHED MY SONA'S REFERENCE SHEET!! (AKA ME!!)

Lololl ain't I just a silly lill fellar!?

(I'm normally pale as a ghost but yeah..)

[kleefkruid]

Perk of being poly and autistic is that I get to string together sentences like "Yeah I was thinking about re-activating my Feeld to maybe find another partner or FWB but on the other hand I have this coil machine coming in the mail and I really need to get to know that one first, get some one-on-one time" and everyone who knows me is just like "yeah fair."

[dailycupofcreativitea]

You ever want an iced latte or something but you're too lazy to leave and you don't own any coffee equipment? Fret no longer! After some desperate googling I found the EASIEST FUCKIN DIY ESPRESSO EVER (please don't come after me coffee connoisseurs)

1. Add 5 spoonfuls of ground coffee to a glass

2. Saturate with hot water

3. Cover and wait 1 minute

4. Stir to generate crema

5. Filter through a sieve into another glass

BOOM!!! ESPRESSO!!! No fancy equipment or anything!

I poured mine in a glass with ice cubes and milk and added pumpkin spice and sugar (pre-dissolved in hot water), AMAZING

[roseandgold137]

Might trip and fall and accidentally draw art of Tim and each and every one of his boyfriends

[squeakadeeks]

i feel like my apartment is doing experiments on me bc every night they keep introducing new machines that are extremely loud and buzz at uneven intervals all night long. a few weeks ago there was this one that would buzz for 30 seconds and increase in pitch, then abruptly stop, stay off for about a minute, then start again non stop from about 10pm-6am, and last night there was a new one that didnt have any changing pitch but it was obscenely loud and would buzz for about a minute, then be off for a minute before starting up again all night long on repeat and i deadass barely slept because of it but im still just like..WHAT IS THE CAUSE D:

[angelicwitch101]

Incorrect Quotes (part 1)

okay, heads up this is for a cartoon crossover I'm working on called Project: EarCandy

Sooo enjoy!!

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Amanda: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—

Sid, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!

Amanda: I'M NOT DONE! Amanda: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—

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Dawn: How would you like your pancakes?

Terrence : Plain.

Natalie: With sprinkles!

Abby: Chocolate chips.

Marmalady: Potatoes.

*Terrence , Natalie, and Abby look at Marmalady*

Marmalady: What? They're good.

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Bernadette: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Bash : You're right, Bernadette.. Violence can't be the answer.

Bernadette: Correct, Bash . Now, on to the next lesso-

Bash : Violence is the question. Bash : And the answer is yes!

Bernadette: Bash , no!!

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Chandler : Hey guys, I’m making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.

*5 minutes later*

Natalie: Chandler it’s been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.

Chandler : snnnzzzz...

Natalie: CHANDLER YOUR STICKS!

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Brad: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Hank: Go to sleep, Brad.

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Bash : Why am I the bad guy?

Brad: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Chandler : I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about ours.

Amanda: These are handcuffs.

Chandler : Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

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Grouper: Can you make a sentence without the letter “A”?

Natalie: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Bash : Screw you.

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Amanda: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Bucky: Yeah-

Hawk: *kicks in the door*

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*grumpfish teaching Brad to drive and taking Alyson along for the ride*

Grumpfish: That's a pothole. To the left.

Brad: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Alyson, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

Brad: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Grumpfish, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

Brad: Country Roads. ����

Alyson: To the place. 🎶

Brad and Alyson in unison: I Belong! 🎶

Grumpfish, crying harder: What the heck!?

[cyberspacebear]

i talk so much shit about people who post yard rpf in public and then every week slime gets in front of an sm7b and describes in detail the crazy oral sex he would have with ludwig

[musicmags]

[fallow-grove]

snorkmaiden running in saying her brothers about to jump off a cliff and moominpapa saying "didnt think he was the type" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[wrongydkjquotes]

remember when i wrote a script fic for a fake ydkj movie trailer?

yeah now it has a directors (aka more polished) cut. enjoy!

[edgarallanpoestan]

hate how early everything closes here dude, im so hungry