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gender-euphowrya · 4 months ago

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so the thing is my grandma is the world's most anxious person so we agreed that i would Not tell her about me getting surgery until it's done

but it's like so hard to hide things from her like she's got some kind of bullshit sixth sense that tells her to call my phone when i'm having appointments

#and i have to be like OH HI SORRY I'M UH. I'M AT THE (can't say hospital) UH. BAKERY???#like yesterday my mom and i were on the 2 hour drive to the hospital where i'm getting surgery right #for the like. pre-op anesthesiologist appointment so they can check i'm not gonna die from the sleep gas #and she calls me while we're on the road and she's like ''hey wanna come over this afternoon ?'' and i'm like MMM WELL. CAN'T SORRY BYYYYE #she never does this btw. she's never the one who asks me to come over #usually i'm the one who's like ''hey can i come today ?''#eurgh this is gonna be a whole thing #i'm staying at the hospital for 4 days next month and i just Know that she's gonna lose sleep #like. day 1 i'm just checking in and having last minute check-ups done so i can still call her in the evening like i do every day #day 2 is the big snip i'm gonna be passed out or high for most of the day so. maybe won't be able to talk to her ?#in which case mom is gonna be calling her and explaining everything.#so day 2 she's not gonna sleep because she'll be too worried and day 3 and day 4.#until i'm back home and she has seen me be alive with her own eyes she is Not going to rest. and even then.#god.

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