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#for some reason my brain remembered her siding with kaleen as like... not blaming your moral decision but prefering kaleen's plan
bam-monsterhospital · 9 months
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kaleen, do you not see my tusks
Continuing my forever-battles against eso's mmorpg lack of rpg, i just did the betnikh main quest as an orc. To the surprise of no one, no one on this goddamn orc island knows you're an orc.
Your orc is constantly getting orcsplained at by other orcs about how orcs behave, ranted at by humans complaining about orcs (not you, because the game doesn't see you as an orc), and when it comes time for your orc to prevent a future of continued human-perpetuated anti-orc crimes, your human pirate captain and her human girlsquad throw out their single remaining braincell to declare that you, an orc, have betrayed them and their human allies. They are surprised your orc said no to orc death-slavery.
Expecting any rpg in this mmorpg is folly, but somehow eso continues to disappoint.
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