#for one person especially and if u see it u can laugh 😂😈

[perfectlullabies]

for the lack of better words…i am so horny all the time jfc

[youremyheaven]

Ooooo okay my fave thing also with people who are shitty is to both ignore and laugh at them. That’ll really get someone, ESPECIALLY a saturnian! You can play along but if he realizes he’s a joke to you??? He won’t sleep at night. Like, he fumbled you??? He did almost that just to have sex ONCE and FUMBLE you??? All that great personality is pretend?? What a lame🤣🤣🤣🤣

Best mindset to have with opps because like…when is it ever that serious unless they’re pathetic. Just treat em that way! Make sure they hear you laugh and know how little they matter besides amusement. Great mindfuck. Project confidence and disinterest. It’ll make them more insecure and feel even lesser than you than they already do. I feel like this is just general hater advice now but I must use my mercurial battle knowledge for something 🙏🏾.

General Hater / Bully Advice:

Make them afraid of playing disrespecting you; check fuckshit sharply and precisely. Call out BS. Communicate with helpful people and make sure your truth is just as widespread as their lies.

Don’t give them anything. Let them show you who they are, let them show you their insecurities with what they do and how they attack you. You can use that to make your words more powerful when you stand up for yourself. Don’t get embroiled in the drama because it’s almost certainly stupid.

Make your life full outside of that situation and remember that this is their karma at the end of the day and all you have to do is teach a ho who not to fuck with, look after other folks who are also bullied if applicable. Don’t give in; they’re bullying you because you’re stronger and better than them. The only difference is that they are seeing it before you and it scares them, so scare them. Once you do that they will still be talking shit but they’re gonna know better. If you’re judged for it don’t listen. People these days will bend over backwards for abusers and psychos before they have a sliver of righteous courage. Don’t take their words seriously, just don’t go too far in fighting back.

At the end of the day we’re all human and those kinds are deeply broken. That’s why they try to break others, and they will ultimately break themselves so don’t trouble yourself with that. Just align yourself with helpful people, stay righteous and courageous, and keep the upper hand. The best metric is how much access they can get to you. If they have no access, they will scatter like rats trying to keep up and start shit but they will be so far off it’ll be easier to handle them. Don’t be afraid of being looked at as a villain if your bullies are manipulative because they always slip. ALWAYS. AND, I promise you’re not the only one. Eventually you will be followed and supported. Don’t give in, hold your power to your chest and let them sweat.

I’ve been reading Sun Tzu’s Art of War so I’m just in a strategic mood I suspect 🌚.

Oki that’s it lemme get off my phone 👴🏾

~Spooky Magha Bitch 😈🙏🏾

lmfaooo girlie applying military strategy to dating men 😂😂 i have no choice but to stan 😭😍 (it's soo Revati Sun atmakaraka of u tbh)

[domo-no-domo-yes]

RIN, THIS IS AMAZING! THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS TO BRIGHTEN UP MY DAY! 😘

YOU EXPECTED THIS...LONG COMMENT INCOMING! 😂

Aww...poor Tin couldn’t hold his alcohol too well! I pegged him as a lightweight too, but of course you already knew that! 😜 Of course Livi can hold his vino better...he has Suba and Lovre to look up to...I’m certain that they’re some of the best at holding their alcohol. 😜

ŠIME, YOU NAUGHTY BOY! You made poor Tin puke! Domačica and beer do not mix unless one is...Domo! 🤣

“Fantastic I just don’t think I can get up!” I laughed out loud reading this line! It absolutely sounds like something Tin would say while drunk and unable to do anything. 😂 Sarcastic, funny, and somehow evoking a character who wants to be seen as grown-up and cool? Love it! 😍

Everyone saw him as pure and innocent but Tin questioned if it was only one side of a coin. Can someone really stay innocent next to the rest of their team? WE ALL TEND TO SEE LIVI AS PURE AND INNOCENT BECAUSE HE’S SO UWU. We all know he may have a more sensual side, though. 😏 HE CAN’T BE PERFECTLY INNOCENT NOW, CAN’T HE? 😈

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LIVI SASSING HIS DAD SUBA! 😂😂😂 THAT PART MADE ME SMILE...A LOT! Livi showing his tougher, more defiant, less innocent side is always a good thing for me! He is soft, but he isn’t a doormat...you showed that perfectly! 🖤

“I am not a child I can get him to his room. Is that all you wanted to say? Because I would like to get him to his room before he falls over.” FUCKING EPIC. SASSY YET SOMEHOW SWEET? AJ LAJJJKKKK! 😍

“I am not leaving. I was just going to get you some water. It should help you have a be a bit less hangover tomorrow.” D’aww! Tin begging Livi not to leave, and this response...so soft, so tender. I can feel Tin melting inside at those words! 😆 I love a caring, strong Livi. 😘

“You really have pretty eyes. I feel like I could look at them forever. Then again I could look at you forever too so no surprise here.” I LOVE TIN GETTING LOST IN LIVI’S EYES. I LOVE TIN GIGGLING WHEN AROUND LIVI, AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE THIS DRUNKEN CONFESSION. 😳 Yes, Livi indeed has very pretty eyes. And this confession is so pure and cute coming from him! Oh, Tin...if only you knew...🤫

Livi’s hand froze in his forehead before he removed it like he has been burned. Tin felt regret instantly hitting him in the face like a slap of realization of what he just said. TIN! DON’T FEEL BAD. LIVI DID NOT REJECT YOU! HE’S JUST SURPRISED! I THINK LIVI FEELS SOMETHING TOO...WHY ELSE WOULD HE CARRY TIN’S DRUNKEN ASS ALL THE WAY TO HIS ROOM? 😜

“Under wouldn’t want me to do anything I will regret is it kissing you? Because I doubt I could regret that.” HUSH TIN, GO TO SLEEP. 😏 HE’LL KISS YOU IN THE MORNING, WHEN YOU’RE SURE TO REMEMBER THAT KISS. 🤫

The next morning Tin woke up wrapped in Livi’s arms. OHH, SO TIN IS A LITTLE SPOON! NICE! 😏

TIN, STOP TRYING TO RUN AWAY! YOU KNOW NOTHING. WHY DON’T YOU WAIT FOR LIVI TO TALK?! Seriously though, I love how you wrote Tin’s reaction. It’s adorable natural, realistic...and most definitely what any sane person in Tin’s position would do! 😳 And...he’s a bad liar too! I love that bit! He definitely gives off the impression of being a bad liar tbh. I could see Šime lying pretty smoothly...but Tin? Hell no! 🤣

“I’ll stop you right there. I wasn’t uncomfortable. If you didn’t notice you woke up in my arms. Would I really do that if I was feeling uncomfortable?” Livi moved his hand so now it was resting on Tin’s cheek. I ALMOST STOPPED BREATHING AT THIS. BY FAR MY FAVOURITE LINE OF THIS FIC! 🖤🖤🖤 I love how Livi was honest with Tin, instead of dodging the matter. I love that you write him as an earnest, honest sort. 😍 I like him that way...shy but forthright. 😍

“Maybe I should be more direct then. I like you. A lot. As more than a friend. And I would really like to kiss you if you would let me.” NOW STOP STALLING AND JUST KISS! 😍

“You are not dreaming. And I will continue proving it to you until you believe it.” OH, LIVI...😍😍😍 This is my other favourite line in this fic! Perfect ending, if I say so myself.

You really made me fall in love with this pure, sweet fluffy pairing...and you more than made my day, Rin! 😘 BEAUTIFUL ONE-SHOT...I LOOK FORWARD TO EVEN MORE OF YOUR STUFF...AND I HOPE YOU’LL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO EVEN MORE OF THESE LONG-ASS COMMENTS! 🖤💀🖤💀🖤

Until you believe it

Summary: Tin gets drunk on one of the team’s celebrations which leads to unexpected confessions

Pairings: Dominik Livaković/Tin Jedvaj

Word Count: 1752

Warnings: alcohol mentioned, throwing up mentioned(very briefly). the rest is fluff

Notes: Okay so there will be no taglist here I wrote this quick, unedited one shot for @ivan-peribitch444 and @domo-no-domo-yes because they had a bad day yesterday. I hope this will cheer you up :) Happy reading!

Tin knew he shouldn’t have drank that much. His head was spinning and he felt sick. But it was still somehow funny. Just like the fact that Livi could handle more alcohol then him. That was something he did not expect.

It all started when the whole team decided ti get drunk after a game and most of them joined drinking competition. Tin wasn’t even in the competition at first-he just casually sipped his beer.  That was until Šime got tipsy and as usual started to think of ways to amuse himself.

And he choose Livi as his target. It started slowly, Šime just kept handing Tin more drinks while talking to him. It didn’t take much to get him drunk. After he made sure Tin was conveniently drunk he told him how mixing domacica and beer is actually a really good idea.

Tin wasn’t stupid. He knew it was a bad idea. But everything seemed funnier at the moment and he though why not? 

After throwing up two times he got his answer. He also noted not to listen to Šime ever again. 

Tin wasn’t feeling sick anymore but he was so dizzy. He wasn’t sure how will he get back to the table. Just as he was about to give up and sit on a floor for a while there was a knock.

“Tin? It’s Livi are you okay?” He heard a question.

“Fantastic I just don’t think I can get up!” Tin yelled back.

He probably shouldn’t be yelling but he didn’t particularly care at the moment. It was all funny to him.

“Jesus you are so hammered. Tin open the door.” Livi demanded.

Tin laughed again before unlocking the door. His heart skipped at seeing Livi who stood there. 

He wasn’t sure if it was his own drunk mind playing tricks on him or did Livi really look more relaxed than usual. Everyone saw him as pure and innocent but Tin questioned if it was only one side of a coin. Can someone really stay innocent next to the rest of their team?

“You really are a mess.” Livi concluded as he wrapped a hand around Tin’s waist, helping him walk. 

Tin giggled. Having Livi this close to him gave him something like a rush of adrenaline. His heart was beating fast and his stomach was clenching. When did a simple crush turn so serious?

Tin barely noticed when they exited the bar until he shuddered at the cold air. Livi drew him closer. He was so warm.

Another thing Tin didn’t notice was Suba approaching them until he spoke up.

“Do you plan on taking him back to the hotel?”

Suba was talking to Livi but his gaze was suspicious piercing Tin.

It was like he was trying to corrupt his child or something. Which was funny considering Livi was the one standing, barely affected by alcohol. 

“Of course I am look at him. Šime killed him probably made him mix something too. He can barely stand.” Livi hissed. 

Tin couldn’t remember the last time he heard him this angry. He almost regretted being drunk because he knew he won’t be able to remember all the details of being this close to Dominik. 

“If you want I can get him to-” Suba started but Livi interrupted him

“I am not a child I can get him to his room. Is that all you wanted to say? Because I would like to get him to his room before he falls over.” Livi snapped.

  Both Tin and Suba were shocked at Livi’s outburst but Suba got out of their way and soon enough Livi got him to his room. 

He gently guided him to sit on the bed and then turned as if he was leaving. Tin panicked and grabbed his elbow.

“Don’t leave.” He begged quietly.

His heart was hammering in his ears. Livi turned his eyes searching his face. Tim knew he will saw fear and insecurities he was usually trying to hide. But he let him see them.

“I am not leaving. I was just going to get you some water. It should help you have a be a bit less hangover tomorrow.” Livi explained quietly.

His tone was a lot softer now. Tin could feel his cheeks burning as he let go of Dominik’s arm. 

If he became a bit more obvious there would be ‘In love with Dominik Livaković’ written on his forehead. 

So when Livi bought him a bottle of water Tin took it quietly, not looking at him. He could feel how close Livi was, his warmth just out of reach. 

“Tin. Are you okay?” Livi asked, his voice laced with worry. 

Tin automatically looked up, meeting Livi’s eyes. That proved to be a mistake as he got lost in his light brown eyes. It seemed whatever he wanted to say died on his tongue. 

“Tin?” Livi shifted, gently moving his hair from his forehead and putting his hand on it. Was he checking Tin’s temperature? 

Tin had to giggle again at that. 

“You really have pretty eyes. I feel like I could look at them forever. Then again I could look at you forever too so no surprise here.” Tin whispered.

Livi’s hand froze in his forehead before he removed it like he has been burned. Tin felt regret instantly hitting him in the face like a slap of realization of what he just said. 

He flinched even further away, hugging his knees while sitting on the bed. 

“I am sorry I shouldn’t have said that.” Tin mumbled. 

He was too scared to look uo at Livi, instead he prepared for the blow of Livi’s words or him leaving. 

However neither of those things happened. Livi shifted again partly getting on the bed. 

“Tin? Please look at me.” Livi requested.

Tin wasn’t able to resist Livi’s pleading voice so he looked up, meeting those piercing eyes.

“I don’t want you to say or do anything you will regret tomorrow. We will talk about this don’t think we won’t but when you are sober. Alright?” Livi asked.

Tin’s mouth still worked faster than his brain. “Under wouldn’t want me to do anything I will regret is it kissing you? Because I doubt I could regret that.” Tin answered.

He was actually suprised at how bold he sounded. That wasn’t like him at all.

Livi looked quite shocked at his words too but after the initial shock he gave him a small smile.

“We will talk about this tomorrow. Go to sleep. I promise I am not leaving.” Livi assured him.

After a bit of a hesitation Livi leaned in and kissed Tin’s forehead. 

Tin melted immediately, sinking into the bed. Livi laid right next to him-they were lucky the bed was big enough for both of them. 

Thanks to Livi’s calming presence and the alcohol that made him drowsy Tin quickly drifted ti sleep.

  The next morning Tin woke up wrapped in Livi’s arms. His heart was beating so hard for a moment he was sure it will wake Livi. But it didn’t and Tin started to remember the events of last night. 

The way Livi took care if him and how Tin blurted out firstly how beautiful he looked and later that thing about kissing him. 

His face was on fire. He had to get away from Livi. Quickly.

He managed to untangle himself from Livi’s arms and get to the bathroom, quickly changing his clothes.

When he was about to put on his shoes however, it seemed his luck has run out because suddenly He found himself trapped by Livi’s stare. He was awake and sitting up in bed. His bed. Tin pretended that though didn’t make his stomach flip.

“Tin…where are you going?” Livi asked carefully getting up.

Tin could feel his face heating up again as he quickly turned his gaze to the floor.

“Nowhere. I was just about to…uhm. Go out for a bit.” He mumbled. 

He was such a bad liar it wasn’t even funny. He could hear Livi’s soft steps approaching. He stopped in front of Tin and for a heartbeat they stood like that. Livi staring at Tin and Tin staring at the floor.

But then Livi gently lifted his chin, making Tin look at him.

Is this about what happened yesterday?“ He asked. 

Tin gulped trying to get past the lump in his throat. In the end he just nodded.

"So do you not agree with what you said yesterday or are you just embarrassed?” Livi question further.

“I-I am embarrassed I guess I really didn’t want to make you uncomft-” Tin was interrupted by Livi putting a finger over his mouth, gently shush him. 

“I’ll stop you right there. I wasn’t uncomfortable. If you didn’t notice you woke up in my arms. Would I really do that if I was feeling uncomfortable?” Livi moved his hand so now it was resting on Tin’s cheek.

As if it wasn’t hard enough for Tin to think of anything to say. 

“I don’t know? Maybe?” He said shyly.

Livi snorted as he leaned in closer. Tin forgot how to breathe for a second.

“Maybe I should be more direct then. I like you. A lot. As more than a friend. And I would really like to kiss you if you would let me.” Livi whispered.

He was so close Tin could feel his breath on his lips. He could only nod because all the rational thoughts left his brain.

Livi smirked but leaned in the rest of the way, his soft lips meeting Tin’s. Tin melted into the kiss and grabbed Livi’s shirt, dragging him closer. 

At one point they stumbled to the bed and Tin ended up sitting In Livi’s lap, their foreheads touching. Tin had his eyes closed, afraid if he opened them, his dream would end. 

When he finally did, he was only met with soft brown eyes looking at him with such affection he felt his heart melt again. 

“I am really dreaming aren’t I?” He asked in a small voice.

Livi looked taken aback by his question but quickly a determined look passed his face.

“You are not dreaming. And I will continue proving it to you until you believe it.” Livi promised.

He then proceeded to kiss all over Tin’s face, making him giggle and try to hide his face in Livi’s shoulder to avoid attack of kisses.

He just might start believe it was not all a dream.