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JACK DOOHAN and MICK DOOHAN riding during their show laps ahead of the AustralianGP at Albert Park Circuit on March 23, 2024 in Melbourne, Australia.

Photos by Kym Illman and Qian Jun

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SPOTTED! SPECIAL EDITION: new year’s eve, kinshasa

CHASING THAT FAME, HE STAYED THE SAME

may you live in interesting times. proximity to the equator results in warmer temperatures, and let’s just say the program DELIVERED this new year’s eve. should it be described as starting off with a bang? there was…a LOT of discussion and conduction of sexual activity. the only thing that surprised me was the lack of a menagé a trois this time. i suppose 2023 is the year of getting cuffed - with only a single pair of handcuffs. vanilla readers, beware. ahead lies all the naughty and nice the world’s elite got up to last night… it’s a long one babes, strap in for some sex, drugs and rock’n’roll bc the only resolutions this group can keep are the ones they don’t make xoxo 💋

ALL OF ME CHANGED LIKE MIDNIGHT

🌐 the headlines.

🚺 2023 Biel Political Agenda: Charity for Women 🚺

inspired by all star feminist hafiz, biel very charitably kissed gwen

furthermore, he and ex-fiancé effie are in discussion for collaboration on 🍆 👉a charitable joint venture 👌����

👱 European Blondes vs. Westerosi Lannisters: Spot the Difference!👱

can we blame ari for getting it on with her ex-fiancé bash (blue eyed blonde blue balled by blue eyed blonde, say that five times fast fanni) instead of her boo beau? no.

can we blame her for watching biel and copying him? ew, yes.

can we blame barbie for also watching him? ALSO, yes.

so we already know effie doesn’t mind leaving doors unlocked, but it must run in the family because older sister catherine enjoys the same exhibitionist thrill in cars

💥 Top Fails of NYE 💥

nominee #1…hafiz! our favorite hottie with a body baby had a rough night. friendship break up with fumiko 💔relationship break up with baby daddy?? all we know is that she spent most of the night as biel’s charity case, and midnight kissing miguel!

nominee #2….araya! there was no reason she needed to be BLINDED by those portuguese-scottish pasty asses bumping uglies rip to ur eyes queen 👁️👁️also maybe lost her bf unclear

nominee #3….gwen! after her pity kiss with biel, gwen turned to age old cure of bitching with bitches, whining with wine 🍷 just one problem. her bestie effie-fuckin-stuart just had her back blown out by biel 😩

and the winner is….aurel! after accidentally pushing his totally-casual-this-doesn’t-mean-anything-i-swear-my-broseph gf araya, bestie silje dumped aurel publicly by announcing it to the whole party. at least detention was served by certified milf (thnx to robbie) wiebke. who’s been a bad boy? 🐶

💄 gossip girl grades.

💯 Best Dressed 💯

alexander has women THROWING THEMSELVES at him?? what is it?? big dick?? known pussy eater?? man isn’t even 6’ tf    - manon claimed to be engaged to him, ofc he thought she was a rabid fan    - marisol kissed HIM instead of the fiancé she’d been doing lines with (click for live footage of her and arthur)    - levente literally offered fanni’s hand in marriage plus a DOWRY 🐐🐐🐐 did the countdown take us back to 1723??

who doesn’t find round 3174374 of mwezi vs zulu hot (especially when minnie is wearing that dress) but we’re still waiting for their karaoke video 🎤🎤🎤

nadya romanova’s shoes and meixu’s dress. this is what i imagine was going thru uriah’s brain 

no wonder jelani ended up with sol at midnight who wouldn’t want to unwrap that present 🎁

👙 Best Undressed 👙

my respect for the whore’s revenge dress

according to the norwegian princess, hans has some. very tasteful noods on his phone. uhhhh when will pax aeterna start wikileaking royal phones 🤤 these are the real issues!!

ok but also remember when silje wasn’t dressed as a nun

who else spent five minutes trying to figure out if sylvie’s underwear was visible or if it was just the design of the dress

honorable mentions:🦶ireti and ilija only need people to take their shoes off to get them horny 🦶 & andrew smartly suggesting skinny dipping to save outfits

⛔ Worst Dressed ⛔

lowkey one of barbie’s more blah looks, just bc ur married doesn’t mean u need to dress like ur sex life is over

dianna, i’m not mad. just disappointed. we both know you can do better.

yes, yes, i’m a slut for jelani 🙄 but! he’s RIGHT and he should say it! 👏👏👏 showing up in actual chains and s&m references was a bit too much klaus 😬

📈 2023 trends.

💊 MDMA >>> Weed 🌿

✨gwen and ana maria were really feelin it ✨

apparently it takes HARD DRUGS to get a family reunion with the jins. wish lixue had been wearing black like xiuying & meixu for an addams-family-esque reunion

sergi and an intoxicated matilde are open minded af and arnauld thought he could benefit from a fresh, young perspective…but the man is a fossil 🦴🦴🦴 the audacity to think matilde would open her legs for him 💀she has self respect

a very wet fanni 💦 ended up in a very wet arnauld’s bedroom after her happy pill. lmfao. honestly can’t tell who i pity more, the drunk has-been who can’t get pussy unless they’re high, or the attention-seeking coquette who’s willing to suffer through limp dick 🥒for the sake of validation 😇

we’ll get to levente in a moment

😇 Good Girls Going Bad 😈

yk what they say about church girls….let’s continue to keep up with the cröys real quick:    - ines was exposed for the needy fuckhole she is (her husband’s words not mine 🙊) in front of experienced bad girls verona and catherine    - olimpia and jelani got cozy….but he ultimately chose kebab pizza(??) and with her fiancé still mia, she chose to “rub elbows” with a different italian.

an early 00’s classic: the usa president’s daughter got wasted on shots, too bad bodyguards #1 and #2 weren’t around to help…omg there’s even one left over for ionie

did anyone get a final count of how many people éloa kissed in the first minute past midnight?

👠 DOMME MOMS 🥵 ( george & zhaohui ur time has come )

verona (olimpia’s milf-in-law if u forgot) has confirmed her domme instincts: she’s into cucking. to those of us who recall marcello crawling on the floor, this comes as no surprise 💅

sugar mommy!lixue 💸 made her sugar baby dress less provocative….but somehow that’s what got lixun going. so ig silje has herself a dom daddy too lol bets on whether silje finds ines’ kinks relatable?? 😛kristoffer seemed pretty pleased with the results, maybe he should consider submitting to lixue too ⛓️

klaus should be into this but…helena is not a milf technically oops should have gone w ana maria (thick thighs save lives 🫦 js she deserves a throne 👅)

🕊️MALEWIVES #simps4lyfe 💍

is max just like…super into preggo ladies? uh…thore should probably keep his plans for tekla on the DL for now 😶

speaking of whom, fucking finally! getting w the program! he should ask his dad if he knows anything about ‘ happy wife happy life ’

layla knows what i mean am i right 🍆

ronan obvs simps for maite, a++ for calling out nikolai for simping too

atm daisuke for hafiz, lmao - maybe they took a tip from verona re: cucking 😛

rip to freja who may be the only one losing a malewife, ig lucien feels things have gone a cock fuck suck cuck too far

anniversary tips from leobela: in a successful marriage the wife forgets to get a present and the groom buys expensive jewelry 🤑

the fact that the czar even showed up to this party! we assume credit goes to anneli’s tits 🍒being at eye level 👀the entire time

ennio will BECOME a malewife this year. manifesting for nat 🔮💍 👰

❌ Return of the Exes ❌

current count: biel/effie, ari/bash, farnauld

bets on gimi breaking up AGAIN since he p much told arnauld she’s his fwb…maybe barbie girl should take inspiration from irl barbie and take advantage of a norwegian-ken-doll or her western transdanubian serenader

omari is around…..but is checking out fumiko 👀

reggie/yasmin when?? manifesting for 2023 🔮like to charge, comment to cast

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Verena, what are you thoughts on this year's tributes??

There’s only one thing more exciting than twin career tributes, and that’s twin career tributes who come across as complete polar opposites! While Goldie Belcourt is giving me all of the looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you vibes, her brother Calix definitely seems like a sweetheart through and through!

A legacy career like Leon de Castanheira is definitely someone to watch! And how gorgeous is Nike Aurelius??? They definitely have the potential to be a badass, scary murder duo, and I’m here for it.

Pixel Delaroux is so darn cute and tiny?!?!! She looks WAY younger than fourteen! I’m thinking she might go the same way as our recent fave tiny girls Fiona, Kayla and Rue, and get much further than expected.

Rumour has it that Aggie O’connell’s weapon of choice is a whip! I can’t even REMEMBER the last time we had someone go for one of those! I’m super excited to see what she can do with one!! And how freaking HOT is her district partner?? Ronni Ruiz would definitely fit right in with our fave D4 sex icons Finnick and Lincoln if he won.

Five is really spoiling us with cutie-pies this year, babes! Nova Foster has all the sweet lil nerd vibes, and August Solarin is our youngest tribute at just twelve years old! I can’t WAIT to see more interactions between the two of them! I need more adorable-ness in my life.

The STAR of District Six is obvi Harley Daniels. Normally a blind tribute wouldn’t have a shot, but something tells me that Harley is a special gal who is going to surprise us all!! I can’t wait to tell her how amazing she looks ASAP!!

Are we looking at a classic gentle giant in Landon Browning??? I hope so. I love when big, scary-looking tributes turn out to be absolute sweetie-pies! And it’s definitely an angle that’s seen results these past few years! See: Lincoln, Thresh.

The absolutely freaking gorgeous could be model Nadya Vasiliev has been quiet, but I hear that she has a troubled past. I just want to give her a hug and ask her how she styles her hair!!!!

I’m a little intimidated by Jude Proulx, I’ll admit it. They say he’s the one to see about gossip in Ten, and I’m a teensy bit scared I’ll have a rival on my hands if he comes out of that arena as victor. But he’s cute! Urgh, I’m so conflicted! And Lucky Villalobos is so cute and smiley?? 

District Eleven is as sweet as the strawberries they harvest this year! Cassia Finch is the kind of gal who I’d love to chat about life with, braid each other’s hair, a total slumber-party bestie! And Cain Whitfield? He is the SOFTEST of all the soft. I can guarantee you’re all going to fall in love with them (if you already haven’t)!!

Freya Messere is seriously one of the most poised ladies I’ve ever met. I love a girl from Twelve who knows her manners! And Phoenix? I love a boy who pushes the limits. I’m smitten as a kitten, babes!!

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My graduation: The most cliche thing I love of the year.

Here I send my 2 months late gratitude to my precious friends. You are too kind I wanna cry.

1. My senior high school baes. Thank you Diaz, Kintan, Nadya, Anggita, and Neisha for coming. Their effort was admirable. They bought bright yellow balloon so that I can recognize them right away. They even wear dress code, and it was black haha love it. Till we meet again beauties!🌻❤

2. My besties from mid school. Anis and Abo! We have gone through the critical point of growing up together haha. It almost ten years passed since the first time we met, and I never feel uncomfortable around them. They dressed all white, what a nice concept haha thank you!💛🌺 Can’t wait to meet and talk to you both!

3. Nunu, represents the other ten sweethearts I have in college. We graduated on the same day as it was hard to gather and took photos. I appreciate the opportunity to befriend, learn and spend time with you guys! Congratulations, we made it! 🌷😙

4. Nangerang buddies. The people I spent 30 days of famine in a remote village haha. To me, you are the people I can get familiar with in the shortest time ever, except Vinka haha 💜 I’ve known her years before. To Helida, Dita annyeong, Dita toples, Mami Vita, Ryan, Dwi, and Arief thank you so much! Make sure we’ll always keep in touch!

I was over the moon that day. It has been 2 months but I still remember every second of it. Not because of the new degree I got, but the presence of people I love like my parent, brothers, and friends. Many of them was so hard to meet haha, but they all came that day, smiling as if it was their own happy day.

To be honest, I used to hate how people in my country celebrating graduation. I thought graduation is overrated here haha. But after I experienced it myself, I think there is no such thing as overrated in the term of celebrating life. I might sound like a hedonist, but being happy is the only way of living life after all.

Thank God. For everything.