#for legal purposes this is A Joke

[v88sy]

Ok but we're in agreement that last scene of Tommy did not feel like Tommy at all, right? Like, after the initial happy greeting?

I know it sounds crazy, how how else do you describe the completely different tone of everything we've seen so far?

[gayferrari]

is this anything

I was like why is my dash mad at Torger. and then I saw the quote

[whentheresidentsareevil]

I need to go offline for a bit holy shit I feel like I'M the one going through a break up. I can't listen to cute love songs, I'm listening to break up songs, it's ridiculous. I mean I'm probably not going to go offline but I'm going to try to distance myself I've never followed a show live this closely and I'm just unwell

[yesokayiknow]

all of you 'what if ruby's the doctor's daughter' 'what if ruby's river's daughter' 'what if ruby's susan's daughter' theorists are thinking too small. what if ruby's the doctor's mum

[ohblimeygeorge]

like father like son

[wenellyb]

Some people: "Bucktommy shippers are weirdos"

Me, proving their point:

Would you guys mind putting on some tinfoil hats with me for a minute?

So during the dinner scene, Buck and Tommy are coming from the kitchen with their plates, and we see a pot on the stove.

Why am I talking about this?

Because the handle of pot it turned to the left.

But Buck is right-handed

Do you know who is left-handed?

Tommy!

So what does it mean?

It means Tommy is probably the one who cooked dinner.

If I take the headcanon even further, Tommy knew Buck had an exhausting day and went to Buck's appartment first and had dinner ready for him when he got home.

[keepthedelta]

drivers ranked based on how nice i think they smell

lewis - easily smells the best on the grid. this man uses a professional perfumer to custom mix scents to match and enhance his natural body scent depending on the time, place and activity

zhou - has explored every designer perfume/cologne on the market and does full day tests to see how the scent develops over time. varies scent depending on outfit and occasion

lance - doesn't care about cologne at all. his sister buys him a very expensive one every year and he just wears that. it's actually very pleasant and not at all overpowering. he does not know what it's called

yuki - simple but effective. doesn't put a lot of effort into it but smells great anyway. smells great when cooking too

george - has an extensive bathing and skincare regime. matches his scents throughout these regimes, building from body wash to powder to perfume

carlos - insists that he only uses unscented soap in the shower (also functions as his shampoo/conditioner) and somehow smells great. on special occasions puts on a hideously expensive cologne supposed to smell like volcanic ash

alex - lily is not letting this man out of the house smelling bad and we all know it. when she's not around he borrows george's stuff

liam - uses manly™ pine scented body wash but in the way butch lesbians do

charles - likes to mix designer scents. sometimes it works, sometimes it really really doesn't. when his girlfriend is out of town he gets naked and puts her perfume on. he secretly really likes it

fernando - most of the time has good taste. on occasion douses himself in wolf urine to incite fear in his enemies

hulk, kmag, checo - varying degrees of fine/have wives with certain levels of expectation

max - he smells fine but there's just a hint of red bull in the air around him

valtteri - spends a lot of time naked and therefore slathered in sun cream. if you like the smell of sun cream he's the one for you

esteban - the hair gel is a bit much but otherwise fine. on occasion the smell of comic book ink is too strong

franco - just the right amount of sweat and alcohol and mid priced cologne to appeal to hot milfs in his area. they let him use their expensive bodywash the morning after

oscar - has dried his clothes with an oven

pierre - he was aiming for the carlos smoky cologne. he was unsuccessful

lando - thinks lynx africa is an exotic scent. genuinely enjoys the smell of mcdonalds. bought expensive cologne and sprayed it directly on his crotch

[letsplayeternity]

Honest to god but are you even emotional support rivals (read work husbands) if you don't wave at each other while overtaking one another at 230 km/h

[mistressemmedi]

George: "I need a bit of encouragement here, mate"

Merc pitwall: "You're a strong, independent driver who needs no special sleepover to confirm you're the #1 driver in the team. You are Mercedes' most special boy"

[bonesbuckleup]

Tim Drake hearing Jason Todd died again and that his vigilante moniker is up for grabs

[tonycries]

JJK Chapter 271 core

[qqueenofhades]

Anyway, since All Presidential Official Actions Are Absolutely Legal, I for one suggest that Biden sends a drone to Mar-a-Lago to vaporize it and/or Trump and then tell SCOTUS it was an official action.

[gayferrari]

Picture this; you are a beautiful woman, you start dating an f1 driver and you come with him to races because you want to be supportive. you end up spending no time with him on race weekends but instead hang out with his teammates equally beautiful girlfriend. you two become friends pals buddies girlfriends etc, you go on day trips, you coordinate paddock outfits, you hold hands on live tv, life is good.

and then, just when you’ve hit your stride, your boyfriends teammate gets sacked. your new girlfriend friend is leaving you for williams of all places. the guy who’s replacing your girlfriends friends boyfriend has been wagless for the last decade. your boyfriends boss is threatening to make your puppy fight the replacements bulldog. your boyfriend has started stealing your favourite sun hats.

I’m just saying that if I were Alexandra I would be devastated

this was a masterpiece from start to end but

your boyfriend's boss is threatening to make your puppy fight the replacement's bulldog

I completely lost it here

I know ferrari fans are excited for the 2025 lineup. I understand that. but there's at least one person who's going from holding hands with Rebecca in the garage to hanging out with Anthony Hamilton and I think we should be mindful of her pain

[ladydeatharcheron]

“Nesta stans are all abusers”

Cover your drinks y’all, the rhy/s stans are walking around

[liesmyth]

...is Italian Jesus different to Regular Catholic Jesus?

Italian Jesus is who you pray to when you need Ferrari to win. regular Jesus is too busy for that

[rayshippouuchiha]

Bleach really be like you either die and experience feudal Japan or you die and eventually become Spanish