#for kai they accidentally sell lightsabers for a week before the government tries to shut them down

[bastardizedbitching]

my running theory is that there’s this one really nice fashion chain for athletic wear that’s been doing ninja clothing stuff for years now and they have to update the base design every so often to get people to continue buying stuff. (also explains how those kids in crystallized got their matching uniforms that shit was not high expenses) during the merge they somehow stayed afloat and people could just buy ninja items w whatever extra colors and designs they needed

Imagine being separated from your closest family and friends for years and years and yet the moment you all reunite, you discover that you all still somehow have the same taste in fight-wear

(aka how did everyone manage to coordinate their fashion after the merge???)