#for increasingly loose definitions of crushee as friend

[sexcromancy]

my tolerance for discussing my own crushes on others is essentially non-existent, I truly would not even know where to start, but it is one of my favorite things in the world to be the recipient of crush news bulletins and updates from friends with crushes. I specifically love when my friend has a crush on someone else we are both friends with, so that when we are all hanging out, I get to have secret knowledge about the little strange idiosyncrasies of the crushee that are driving the crusher wild, and I can do a little eyebrow waggle, or similar. such delight.