#for halo fandom most people agreed that Sangheili probably smelt bad as well
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kit-williams · 3 months ago
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Everyone else has said this so eloquently but uhhh gonna be honest a couple of my guys for certain do not bathe when they get back.
But yeah no gonna do suspension of disbelief for this because there's too much to try and calculate on if space marine cum (and I guess Primarch cum) is safe to swallow or not
Shit do you think mojd drinking space wolves have poisonous cum? Does alcohol effect cum taste?!
hate to say it but space marine jizz has got to taste like battery acid. All that high protein nutrient gunk can’t be doing anything for it.
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