#for context the highest grade in italian uni is 30

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another incomprensibile italian post, university edition (housewardens only)

riddle studies giurisprudenza. i take no criticism on this. he has the entire codice civile memorized before even enrolling because he's that obsessed. i'm putting him IN bocconi because of course he's in bocconi. he spends an ungodly amount of money on his rent in central milano. always dressed to impress the professors, always in a first row seat, always raising his hand. absolutely blazing through his exams. cries if he gets less than 29.

leona pretends to study filosofia at unibo. i say pretends because when he does show up he just sleeps through the two hour class. very fuoricorso. like, he's literally the embodiment of fuoricorso. his coinquilino ruggie is half the reason he doesn't show up to class in pajamas (though he did, once or twice. this is unibo, no one cared). studies only on dispense and somehow passes with an average of 20-24.

azul studies economia aziendale e management in bocconi. he's from milano and he's fully immersed in the lifestyle. likes to ask elaborate, well researched questions complete with data which have the professors usually going "i'll look it up and answer it tomorrow". takes absolutely fire notes but doesn't share them with anyone. needless to say, his coursemates hate him. can be found in the uni library at ungodly hours together with riddle. very high average, around 28-30.

kalim studies lingue e letterature straniere at unibo. he's sorta cheating, because he takes arabic as a native speaker. absolutely loves the bologna lifestyle, he's always partying in piazza verdi or montagnola until a panicked jamil comes find him, snatches him away from leona's bad influence, and brings him back to their shitty rented flat. jamil is the only reason he's somewhat up to date with his exams, though his average is around 23-25.

vil studies fashion design in milano. it just feels right. he's already making money with his acting and influencer careers though (chiara ferragni who), so it's not like he needs a degree, but he still wants one. perfect grades, always praised for his projects. azul has definitely tried to approach him to get his small (and sorta shady) business publicized.

idia is the weird greek erasmus student who ended up at unibo for a semester. he takes ingegneria informatica and when he doesn't get a panic attack he just blazes through his exams despite not speaking a word of italian. avoids his coursemates like the plague, even though they keep trying to approach him asking him how in the hell he got a 30 in analisi. absolutely terrified of the chaotic life in bologna. his family is filthy rich, so they rented a nice flat in the santo stefano area for him and his poor brother, who really really wants to go run at the giardini margherita, please idia, please

malleus studies lettere classiche at la sapienza in roma because he'd never go to unibo for it. besides, there's so many ruins to explore in roma! (and he'd rather do that than show up to class). of course he has an average of 30 e lode.