#footabll

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14 DAYS UNTIL SPARTY

[onlyplatonicirl]

i the headcANON am greately pleased by your last correspondence with the council, as such like a magpie we are leaving shiny trinkets within your inbox, but nay these are not pennies or stolen rings, they are things we completely and totally made up! todays galavant into the realm of our collective soup of a mind is the one and only blorbo, our poor little meow meow, our Beko LSP3671DW Tall Fridge - White, our soggiest webkinz whom we like throw against the wall to hear the sound of its milk-drenched body 'thwap' against the wall... gradient <3

for some ungodly reason this little shit means the world to me, i have had such a dedicated connection to this asshole since about 2016 thats its boderline religious at this point, oh also have whilst we're at it, i'll throw in some general gracey headcanons too

really lives video games, probably because its what he spends almost all of his time doing, id imagine his favourite games would be somewhat grounded life-sims (games like stardew valley or minecraft), if you are a monster who knows literal gods and has technology which can teleport you at the tips of your fingers, the fantasy and sci-fi genre probably doesnt appeal to you all that much, its just everyday life

however, he also canonically likes shooters, and imo his favourite is splatoon because funny little squid people

loves anime and manga, probably really likes chainsaw man, neon genesis evangelion, and serial experiments lain

watched nge for the first time, saw rei and fell to his knees screaming she me, shes literally me

has slowly been getting casey into anime and manga, originally didnt want to because thats 'weeb shit innit?' but he watched chainsaw man and fell in love

so under a rock its not even funny, he doesnt know anyone outside of his family or some of the high-ranking council members. paperjam will off-handedly mention a popular celebrity in the omega timeline and he will have absolutely zero clue who that is. he probably knows more about human celebrities from earth, mainly footabllers - casey's doing obviously

has a neutral accent, by that i mean, he does not sound as though he is from anywhere, his voice is flat and montone (a combination of living in the middle of nowhere and autism lol) with no vocal fry or twang to speak of, however since living with casey he has begun picking up british slang and an ever so slight brummie accent

i dont know why but i get the impression his room isnt actually all that big, longer than it is wider, ink wouldve given him a bigger room but he asked for a smaller one because wide spaces make him anxious

gender? i hardly know her. refuses to elaborate on what his gender is, just tells a joke every time hes asked. additionally, i dont think he cares what pronouns people use for him. hes whatever gender makes the bit the funniest. when casey asked, he replied whatever gender liking me makes you gay as hell

when casey told him about how he pieced together his laptop from scrapped and stolen parts he became fascinated with it and began helping him upgrade it. now they own a pc which is top of the range but looks like the aftermath of a shrapnel bomb, gradient considers it his pride and joy

has errors lack of taste and willingness to eat anything, combined with inks general lack of taste and culinary knowledge. bro is eating packet noodles and chicken nuggets every day. casey once tried to cook breakfast, he made scrambled eggs but completely charred the eggs and he ate it anyways because it was a nice gesture. i think he can actually cook quite well though, he just cant be arsed too and the microwave is so much less effort

simultaneously think he has a really high tolerance for alcohol, if not just completely unaffected by him, or he has zero tolerance whatsoever

really interested in humans and their biology and anatomy. likes to go up to casey and squeeze his nose or poke his cheeks. has once, when watching a movie with him, spent about ten minutes just playing with his arm and wrist just watching and feeling the skin stretch and squish over his radius and ulna

secretly studies anatomy using casey

i like to imagine he is a genetic freak, sure gaster got the majority of his dna from ink and error, but he had to improvise certain parts, and others he simply added to really make his bioweapon pop yknow? he has retractable fangs and his teeth and eyes glow in the dark. hes like an alternate, his body doesnt work like how its supposed to, in cases this means he is flexible, too flexible, his jaw can extend further than it should, but in others it means his body craps out and is really susceptible to certain things like carpal tunnel syndrome or some form of skeleton-monster-thing chronic illness

cannot stand his reflection because he looks like error, none of the bathrooms on the floor his bedroom is on have mirrors, they did at one point but after having punched one in panic ink got rid of them all. this only became worse after the tERROR incident

really needs to see a therapist, he hates relying on casey because he feels as though hes putting all of his problems on him. goes through moods where he doesnt tell casey any of his worries and puts on a pretend happy front, whilst they dont argue a lot this is usually when they do argue because casey doesnt like gradient keeping his feelings secret, and bottling up his feelings only ends up making gradient stressed and snappy

okay so i know we usually play armchair psycologist and just claim every one in the undertale extended universe is autistic, but i need you to hear me out on this one, this little fucker is so unbelievably autistic its insane, error and by extension any glitched weirdo is already so autismcoded, generally cant stand touch/intimacy, like to be alone, difficulties expressing emotions especially empathy, flat affect or displaying inappropriate responses or facial expressions, but on top of all that hes also got a limited group of friends (especially in tcoti lmaoo) and interests, acts somewhat childish despite his age, and is a complete and total shut-in. yes these things could be explained away by other things such as him having anxiety about leaving the house due to incidents but the way he goes on about it is so incredibly relatable to me, someone with autism, he cannot simply just avoid certain situations, no he has to completely and totally avoid any and all social interaction he cant control and script beforehand, which in and of itself is black and white thinking

also gracey is literally just autism x adhd

despite literally being together they both call each other gay like school kids, one will go in for a hug and the other calls them gaylord. to combat this they started preemptively saying 'no homo'

would absolutely get married for the bit

- headcANON, i feel like i have more to say, but everyt thought has left our brain

I AM EATING SO WELL RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE IVE JUST BEEN GIVEN A FIVE COURSE MEAL

Gradient is literally my soggy bread I left in the sink after being done with my breakfast. I LOVE THESE HEADCANONS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THEM!!

- You’re so right abt the video games thing. Also he does like shooters a lot because of how much concentration it takes - they’re very engaging to him. Plus getting on voice calls with strangers is nice, especially if they have no idea who he is. It’s nice to laugh with other people.

- definitely likes anime, definitely is converting Casey. He thinks Casey’s sitcoms are dumb but watches them anyways because he likes how much his friend likes them.

- He is absolutely under a rock and keeps up with nothing. He may be terminally online but he does not keep up with the news of the Omega Timeline at all. He knows a decent amount of the higher-ranking council because he’s met a lot of them in person, and he used to go their for schooling, but he doesn’t like most of them. For obvious reasons.

- if I had to voice claim Gray I’d say something close to Leonardo from TMNT Mutant Mayhem. But without the New York accent.

- his room is large for a bedroom but still pretty condensed.

- (to me personally) he is like. A Boy but in the most nonbinary way possible.

- He’s pretty good with technology, but Casey managed to completely blow his mind. This kid was pulling apart a shitty laptop and putting it back together to get it to run. If they built a PC together it would be 100% function and 0% form.

- don’t tell me he wouldn’t spend like 20 minutes just staring at Casey’s ears.

- He is 100% a genetic little freak of nature and I love all of those headcanons. You did mention Gaster though, which I thought was interesting - Gradient’s canon story is “he was created by a bored Gaster in the void because combo funny heehee”. But seeing as I have removed all of the fourth wall breaking aspects as well as emphasized that Gradient was originally built to be a bioweapon, most of his backstory has changed, including his creator. Gradient’s creation, why he was created, and by whom is a very important part of the story that I am telling :)

- He has a mirror in his bathroom but he doesn’t look at it unless he has to. He did crack it once in the aftermath of a massive panic attack, but Ink was able to fix it. Gradient doesn’t like looking at himself but sometimes he needs to if he’s doing hygiene things.

- I don’t think there’s ever been anyone that needs to see a therapist more than Gradient and Casey

- Autism

- you are probably on my discord server because there was a massive conversation about how they would absolutely get married and just make it the most insufferable and worst wedding ever known to man (on purpose)

[yutofia]

https://www.tumblr.com/yutofia/754656603695906816/i-found-a-new-fine-footabller-alert

Who??

leonidas stergiou. what do yall think

[piltover-sharpshooter]

There would come a weak knock on Caitlyn's office door, on other side was Achara clinching the side of her torso. Her appearance was dirty, her white shirt stained a dark red where she was holding it against herself. Her other arm looked limp as if she didn't have the energy to move it, droplets of blood would drip off her finger tips as she stood there. "Hello love." she strained "Do you happen to have a few bandages I could borrow?"

A knock? At this hour? And so soft? Caitlyn walked towards the door with a gun in her hand and peaked through barely opening it. "Achara? What are you doing here at this time--OH MY GODS"

She instantly dropped her weapon and went off to grab Achara by the shoulder, carrying her gently inside the apartment and laying her the couch. "Stay still, don't move!" Rushing to her bathroom she grabbed the first aid kit and ran back, almost tripping over as she hit a small footable and begins to provide aid.

As she works she said nothing else. There will be time to nag later.

[adonis-makes-bad-decisions]

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Expect mainly just random life updates and rants on here tho LMAOO

[wags-confessions]

https://www.essentiallysports.com/soccer-footabll-news-lionel-messi-ex-teammates-ex-wife-slams-cristiano-ronaldo-girlfriend-georgina-for-showing-poor-children-videos-to-kids-and-then-spending-30000-in-a-store/amp/ she isn’t wrong tho, gio is contradicting herself by doing that in my opinion

[k-ky]

oh yaeh im a bonafide footabll fan i know stats i know football stats like

[teethcollector54]

Everyone say minnesota is purple because of prince prat other footabl too but i think its brown and green. Reblocg with fushbrick id you agreeeeeeeeeeeee

[oldmanreviews]

Open Source Javascript Tables

Recently I came across a bunch of expensive plugins for Wordpress. They were focused on tables. I get it, it takes time to build plugins, but they were expensive.

So I wondered whether there are Javascript tools for tables. You know, to display on my website.

And guess what, I found a few that I'd like to try out someday.

ISOTOPE by MetaFizzy

While checking out websites that were using WPDataTables, I came across City Colleges of Chicago website. They were using this for their course search page. You can have build filters to easily identify the relevant data from the non-relevant.

DataTables.net

This tool is free to use, and converts HTML Tables to searchable ones. However, the HTML table must have the tags, <thead> and <tbody>. The <table> must also be identified as having an "id", and a class of "display". I think this has a lot of potential, but you need to convert data to HTML format. That would mean CSV to HTML, and ensuring that the HTML has the proper tagging.

GRID.JS

This is a really nice Javascript library that I'd like to use, if I could. It's free and open source. I think there are some premium tutorials written by an Indian guy, on how to incorporate it into a Wordpress site. The data should be in JSON format. It would load faster then JQuery DataTables. I think I like this a lot.

Tabulator

An open source project with many plugins, it seems that it's great for use in a Wordpress site. But I'm not sure how many rows it can handle.

FooTable

A useful Javascript table framework built for Bootstrap. It's not the only one, but it was a good effort. My concern for this is how to input the data and how many rows it can handle.

Bootstrap Table

This is the other one that was built with Bootstrap in mind. Now that Elon Musk has taken over Twitter, I'm not sure about the future of Twitter Bootstrap. But it's a good project that has given a lot of help to web developers. I hope that Bootstrap survives Elon's reign.

Datasette

Not sure if Datasette is a Javascript framework that I could use easily, but it powers certain high profile websites, like the LAION database website. That is the data set that powers Stable Diffusion, so it's a pretty big deal. Might be the most complex, yet high impact, tool of the lot.

Conclusion

These are just a few of the Javascript libraries that I could find for tables. Ideally, I would one day like to run my own instance of an online spreadsheet software. And use that to embed data into my website. But it may be just a dream. Meanwhile do check out my main site.

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[yutofia]

It’s soo funny watching him run about with his tongue hanging out his mouth like a dog 😭😭

it usually gives me the ick w other footabllers but w him it looks so cuuuute🥺

[nowgoalbola]

Match Time:7/21/2020 01:00 Tuesday（GMT+8）

English Premier League -- Sheffield United VS Everton

Livescore | Match Prediction & Tips| Asian Handicap Odds|Line-ups& H2H Stats

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Sheffield United play host to Everton in the Premier League on Monday evening looking to boost their hopes of qualifying for next season's Europa League.  Meanwhile, the Toffees make the trip to Bramall Lane keen to end a four-match winless streak, while also bidding to remain ahead of 12th-placed Southampton in the standings.  

Match preview  

Having witnessed Sheffield United suffer a 2-0 defeat at the hands of Leicester City on Thursday evening, Chris Wilder was refreshingly honest about the performance of his side.   However, Wilder will hope that pulling no punches acts as the catalyst for an improved showing against their next opponents as they bid to return to the top seven in the table.  While there is an insistence that the Yorkshire outfit have enjoyed an outstanding season regardless of whether they qualify for Europe, Wilder may feel that opportunities such as the one in front of them may not come around again for some time.  That will be his message to a squad which had impressed before the setback at Leicester, recording invaluable victories over Tottenham Hotspur, Wolverhampton Wanderers and Chelsea.  With a trip to Southampton to follow and with Wolves facing an end-of-season visit to the latter of those teams, everyone associated with Sheffield United will be aware that two more victories may be enough for them to take a fresh step forward in their history.  Although Everton have very little to play for, Carlo Ancelotti will stress to his players that they are fighting for their futures after a poor run of results.  Just two points - from home draws against Southampton and Aston Villa respectively - have been collected from their last four games, with the manner of the defeat at Wolverhampton Wanderers highlighting that the Merseyside outfit are some way off challenging for the top six next season.  Despite under-performing against relegation-threatened Villa on Thursday night, Ancelotti will have been satisfied that his players kept fighting to claim a late share of the spoils.  However, Dominic Calvert-Lewin has gone eight games without finding the back of the net, something which only add to his motivation ahead of squaring off against his former club.  

Sheffield United Premier League form: LWDWWL  

Everton Premier League form: WWLDLD  

Team News  

With Mason Holgate having suffered a recurrence of a previous injury against Villa, Jarrad Branthwaite is expected to make his first Premier League start for Everton.  With Yerry Mina also unlikely to be fit, it effectively takes away the option of switching to a back three, a formation which failed to work against Wolves earlier this month.  Theo Walcott, who scored from the substitutes' bench in midweek, and Alex Iwobi could be given responsibility on the flanks.  Wilder will inevitably make alterations to his Sheffield United side, which should include a recall for John Fleck.  Lys Mousset and Billy Sharp are both pushing for a starting role ahead of David McGoldrick.  

Sheffield United possible starting lineup: Henderson; Basham, Egan, O'Connell; Baldock, Fleck, Norwood, Berge, Stevens; McBurnie, Mousset  

Everton possible starting lineup: Pickford; Coleman, Branthwaite, Keane, Digne; Walcott, Davies, Gomes, Iwobi; Richarlison, Calvert-Lewin

Sheffield United VS Everton

Prediction:Sheffield Unit 3-1 Everton

[dingletragedy]

if someone wants to gif louie sibley’s goal for me (and science) i’ll pay you w my love

[ancess43]

When you lose a game😅😅