#fnad hcs

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Random student: You have a stupid laugh.

Gregory: I do not!

…

Later

Gregory: Do I have a stupid laugh Cassie?

Cassie: You laugh just like Freddy.

Gregory: I do not.

Cassie: Skibidi.

Gregory: Har har har har. (Covers mouth)

Cassie:…

Gregory: Fuck… I do laugh like Freddy…

Cassie: Lol

Gregory: Hey! At least I don’t have Roxy’s temper!

Cassie grabs Gregory: What did you say you little shit?!

Gregory: …

Cassie let’s go of Gregory: Shit… I do have Roxy’s temper…

Lik Father like son

Like mother like daughter.

[moogey-likes-things]

What about reader being insecure about their body around animatronics? (both skinny/chubby is fine)

If you're comfortable ofc! :] Hope that you have a good day

(HC 12)

Warnings: None, fluff

Situation: You have spoken unkind words about yourself, insulting your body in front of the gang and they aren't having it!

REBLOGS APPRECIATED

ASKS WELCOME, FOR ALL OR SPECIFIC CHARACTERS

Freddy – He doesn't like you being unkind to yourself. You are perfect, just as you are! He thinks so, anyway. He will return any bad comment about your body with a good one of his own, until he has loved you into submission.

Chica – What? You're gorgeous, look at you! She thinks you look lovely already, but if you would be more comfortable with changing yourself in a healthy manner, she'll support you all the way! She can be your partner in the endeavor!

Monty- Excuse you?! No. You're not gonna insult yourself in front of him, no way! He says you're perfect, and he's never wrong, damn it! Keep insulting yourself and you will be told in heavy detail why you are beautiful! Embarrassed? Good! Maybe you'll learn!

Roxy – Of all the people to complain about yourself in front of, you chose the one with special eyes?!She will look you over, and over, and one more time, denying any fault or flaw. You wanna make some changes, then by all means, but she won't sit around and let you stress or hurt yourself.

Bonnie – Oh, you sweet, lovable, blind thing, you. You better get comfortable and pick your favorite flavor of ice cream because you're gonna sit and have along heart to heart about your beauty! Your heart and mind are what matter the most, anyway, and you're gonna hear all about why! Also, you're getting extra hugs.

Foxy – Now, don't let the eye patch fool ya, this captain can see perfectly well enough to know that you, darling, are lovely! He's going to shut you up right quick and if you ever say anything bad about yourself in his presence he's gonna march you off the metaphorical plank! Don't put it past him to tell everyone who can hear how beautiful you are. Loudly.

Sun – You will NOT insult yourself! Not here, not with him around! This is a safe place, if there ever was one. He's going to write a glittering, love filled, sticker riddled list of all the things he likes about you. You aren't going anywhere until he reads the whole thing to you, making additions all the way!

Moon – This just won't do. He's going to take you up on his wire, and hold you while he tells you exactly why you're wrong to doubt your loveliness. He's going to keep you close until you agree to show more kindness to yourself. If you feel bad or unsure from then on, he'll be waiting to remind you again and again.

DJ – Really? You think you don't look good for any reason? You're seriously talking to the wrong giant, spider-like, clown faced, robotic DJ. Seriously, if anyone in the pizzaplex looks a little odd, it's him. He's gonna play you every song he can find to tell you you're gorgeous, and you're getting hand hugged in those big mitts of his until you cry mercy!

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Cassie: Don’t do it Greg! You could get hurt!

Gregory: Pfft, please. I can do what I want, I’m an adult!

Cassie: You’re 12 years old.

Gregory: As far as I’m concerned, that’s adult in dog years!

Cassie: BUT-oh whatever. Go ahead then but I’m not calling no ambulance for your dumb butt

*later*

Gregory: *now in a hospital*

Cassie: ...

Gregory:..don't say a word.

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Very very stupid silly thing (ft frisk of Undertale)

Frisk: Take my hand, Gregory.

Gregory: Um, I’m kinda afraid of intimacy.

(Source: JimmyTimmy Power Hour)

Don't worry Gregs holding hands can be plantoic too

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Gregory: Oh man! School is gonna start soon. I don’t want to go back to school.

Cassie: We had a good summer Gregory. I mean you live in the pizzaplex.

Gregory: Yeah but, I don’t want to go back to studying for exams while beyond around me has fun.

Vanessa: That isnt the worse thing about school Gregory. The worse thing is them not teaching you how to do taxes, buy a home, or hell not teaching you anything about the real world.

Gregory: why do they teach a dead language over taxes it dumb!

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Gregory: bitch

Vanessa: what did you say?

(A few moments later)

Gregory (in timeout): dang it

The is the consequence for what you done.

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Gregory: I cannot BELIEVE your favorite animatronic is a narcissistic, badly dressed, grudge-holding, overgrown DOG. I thought I knew you better than that. Cassie: At least mine isn't a massive crybaby who is great at academic problems, but can't understand basic social behaviors...without apologizing frequently. Gregory: Whatever.....sorry for saying "badly dressed", you're wearing her merch. Cassie: It's okay. Gregory: You definitely wear it better. Cassie: :)

Typical besties behavior

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Freddy: Continues to badmouth Halloween

Gregory and Monty: Somehow starts the Skeleton War

They started the skeleton War by hacking into Undertale and cloning a bunch of papyrus for their army

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Gregory: So I got this idea from my Roger.

Freddy: who Roger?

Gregory: He’s this kid I hang out under the bridge at the creek.

Vanessa: Okay, my first question is why are you going to the creek? And second why are you making friends with bridge people?

Gregory: don't all people have at least one friend under the bridge?

Vanessa: no.

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Gregory: Hi, I’m Gregory and I’m here for my driving appointment.

DMV worker: You’re here for your…driving test?

Gregory: I know I may look young but I am actually 20.

DMV worker:…

Gregory: I have my doctors note to prove it. Hands her a crumpled note and she gets it.

DMV worker: okay, it looks like you got it online and removed the logo and had it signed by a “Freddy Fazbear” Gregory starts to sweat.

DMV worker: Nevertheless, I don’t know what the hell this document proves.

A staff bot pretending to be a dmv worker: But sir he have a car!

DMV worker: WTF THE FUCK

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Fanon2 Gregory: I hate you, Freddy!

Freddy: Wh-what? Why are you saying this, Superstar? Have I done something wrong...?

Fanon2 Gregory: You're just so annoying and you care about your stupid friends and other kids more than me!

Freddy: I...I apologize for upsetting you, but you must know that what you are saying is not true! I do care for you and I am well aware that my friends are not themselves, but-

Gregory: Hey! What the hell are you doing to my Freddy?! Leave him alone!

Fanon2 Gregory: Ugh, whatever. This guy sucks anyway.

Fanon2 Freddy: So do you, SUPERSHIT!!!

Gregory: Okay, what is YOUR problem?

Fanon2 Freddy: You. You are my problem. You took away my sugar daddy and mommies.

Gregory: Your WHAT?

Freddy: I am so lost...I am just going to recharge...

Poor canons have to deal with their werid jerk version counterpart

[fnafsbheadcanon]

Dr. Rabbit: I don't know what The Dark Wizard sees in you. You're weak.

Vanny: You're literally a child.

Dr. Rabbit: No, I'm a doctor.

Vanny: In stupidity?

Dr. Rabbit: In misogyny.

Vanny: I-

Vanny: What?

(No but fr, Afton had the most beef with the female characters in FNAF. If he was a misogynist, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually was and the MIMIC was like "oh shit that's kinda dope" and went along with it)

To the surprise of nobody the British murder doesn't support woman rights.