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I made these ttte character profiles, enjoy🤣
(these were made on an app called twinote, basically a fake twitter)
#ttte#ttte au#ttte shitpost#shitpost#twinote#ttte ben#ttte bill#ttte bill and ben#ttte boco#ttte edward#ttte donald#ttte douglas#ttte donald and douglas#ttte gordon#ttte the flying scotsman#ttte diesel#ttte spencer#ttte tornado#sir nigel gresley#Cock of the north#ttte oliver#ttte duck#ttte mallard#So many tags holy
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minors and ageless blogs, do not interact. 570 words. (whb) fem! bael/afab! reader. bael has both a vagina and a ovipositor. it's referred to as a dick and no eggs are involved.
It was a terrible decision that Bael made in hindsight.
The pencil skirt you wore was tight, digging into the fat of your thighs and fat of your stomach more than any of your others did. You smelled overly sweet, but not sickeningly so, and it was too clear. You weren't wearing panties and the overwhelming scent of sex is what greeted Bael before you were able to, as she was sure it did a hundred other devils between your shared room and the queen's office.
She should've turned you away before you could sit yourself on her thigh and kiss along her jaw and neck. Your hand rubbed along her stomach while you watched her down the bottle, moving down until your fingers down until they caught on the waist of her pants, untucking her shirt to try and slip your fingers down lower.
Maybe that's how Bael found herself with her hands white-knuckled on your shoulders, tongue laving itself over your pebbled nipple or teeth biting the swell of your breast. You bounce yourself dutifully on her cock, the ridges that spiraled along the length making you whine and cry into the crown on her head.
One of your hands that supported yourself on her thighs trailed up to where you were joined. Bael was just as drenched as you, she could feel as much when you had no issue sliding a finger inside her cunt. She jolts, hips thrusting up and nearly bucking you off.
A second, then third finger joins the first. The little self-restraint she holds keeps her biting your tits off, forcing her mouth to redirect itself into capturing yours in a kiss that was mostly teeth.
Bael is quick to reach her climax when your fingers more furiously dive in and out of her sex. Her come is thin and watery, but it comes out plentifully. In her white haze, she drops her hand against your clit and rubs at it while you grind your hips against the base of her cock, the added sensation and feeling of her spines rubbing against the textured spot buried within your walls.
When you come and slump against her, her load is finally coming to an end. Bael's hands rub up and down your back as you come down from your high, eyes staring down at the piles and piles of paperwork on her desk.
Your kissing along her jaw again gets her to pick you up with one arm under your ass while the other swipes everything off. Your already airy laugh turns into a gasp at the way her cock moves within your sex as she stands.
Bael drops you onto the desk as the papers go flying about the room. It took her pulling her hips back and plunging herself back with more force than she'd usually give. She silences your wanton cries with another open-mouthed, drooly kiss as she sets a more brutal pace. It feels like she's stabbing her ovipositor deep inside your womb and pushing her come past the tight hole of your cervix.
She leaves you speared on her cock while she returns to her work, forcing your hips still whenever you became restless, her onslaught of fucking only ending when your mindless babbling quiets into more tears buried into her shoulder several rounds later.
#i did some very brief (five seconds) research on female fly anatomy so sorry to the fly enthusiasts i disappoint with this one#this is not good regardless because i get dizzy thinking about beel or bael cock but.#anyways. it might be my period speaking but i think fem! bael and fem! beel should get me pregnant via cuck. i think that would fix me.#what in hell is bad#whb#what in hell is bad x reader#whb x reader#what in hell is bad bael#whb bael
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The airplane seemed far more alive and human than any machine I had ever flown.
Charles Lindbergh
The cockpit in which Charles Lindbergh sat while piloting the first aircraft to make a solo non-stop transatlantic flight, the Spirit of Saint Louis, in May of 1927 was as pioneering as the flight itself.
It was an unusual design to an ordinary layout of a cockpit of that era. A periscope was used instead of a forward window. The Spirit was designed and built in San Diego to compete for the $25,000 Orteig Prize, which was offered by New York hotel owner Raymond Orteig to the first aviator to cross the Atlantic non-stop, either from New York to Paris or vice versa. Lindbergh, a U.S. Air Mail pilot, believed that a single-engine, single-seat, high-wing monoplane would provide him with the best chance of success.
Under his close supervision, the Spirit was designed and constructed in just 60 days. To enhance the centre of gravity and minimise the risk of being crushed in case of a crash, Lindbergh had the large main and forward fuel tanks placed in the front section of the fuselage, ahead of the pilot, with the oil tank acting as a firewall. As a result of this design choice, there was no front windshield, and forward visibility was limited to the side windows.
However, this arrangement didn't bother Lindbergh, as he was accustomed to flying in the rear cockpit of mail planes with mail bags in the front. When he needed to see forward, he would simply look out the sides. To address the need for some forward vision, Lindbergh enlisted the help of a former submarine serviceman to design and install a periscope. Inside the cramped cockpit, measuring 94 cm wide, 81 cm long, and 130 cm high, Lindbergh couldn't even stretch his legs.
#lindbergh#charles lindbergh#quote#spirit of st louis#atlantic crossing#flight#cock pit#design#aeronautical#pioneer#airplane#flying
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huge for people who are me
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Hey, this is really awkward, but I saw you mention on my post that you have another chapter of burning like embers and it's so so good! I've been meaning to write a comment on it for months but, you know, life. I am absolutely obsessedddddd with the concept you're exploring and this is me humbly begging for you to drop the new chapter. I can't stop thinking about it.
Okay. 💗🥺💗
Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, Lucius Spriggs, Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Ivan (Our Flag Means Death), Jim Jimenez Additional Tags: Enemies to Lovers, or friends to lovers to enemies to lovers in the case of GentleBeard, Dubious Consent, Fake/Pretend Relationship, (sort of?), like does it count if absolutely everyone KNOWS it’s fake?, But they don’t know we know, basically that one friends episode but muppet style, they’re playing relationship chicken, Quote: We've got a fuckery on our hands! (Our Flag Means Death), Canon-typical disregard of physics, and human biology, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Needs a Hug, and a nap Series: Part 25 of Our Flag Means Death Works Summary:
Edward Teach is tired.
Tired of being Blackbeard, tired of piracy, tired of fighting (and fucking) with his first mate, and so very tired of Stede fucking Bonnet chasing him around the Caribbean, trying to win his forgiveness.
But he can't see a way out... (except maybe death; he hasn't tried dying yet...)
#honestly the main reason I hadn't posted this chapter yet is because I didn't really think anyone even remembered this fic 🥺#and I didn't want to post a new chapter and then leave it on hiatus for another who knows how long#so I was gonna wait until I actually finished the whole thing#so thank you for asking for it#you made my day#and here it is! Go! fly free!#burning like embers falling tender#gentlebeard#ed x stede#sprizzy#izzy x lucius#blackhands#ed x izzy#so much edging in this chapter#like musical chairs but with cocks#our flag means death#our flag means fanfic#my writing
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Happy Sunday from Mile and Apo and their massive cocks
#lmao what even was that thing they did there?#apo looking way too fly and comfy with that big cock in his hand#im still laughing super hard every time i see pics of this#mile phakphum#apo nattawin#mileapo#kinnporsche cast#I KNOW THEYRE NOT COCKS#TIS A JOKE
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thinking about talon shapeshifting abilities rn wrt sex of course. In the way of like. He still has a few mental hurdles to get through before he lets somebody suck his dick again/needs coaxing and specific ideal circumstances + mood for that but what if he really likes (swapping parts and) getting eaten out...smile
#monolawg#oc text#the thing is he doesnt like oral with the assumption of him being on his back bc he just likes physically being on top#For control reasons. But i like to think once you remind him he...doesnt have to be on his back to get his cock sucked he'd be into#Throatfucking of course. Now that it gets to focus on him Doing vs being passive#It'd still take a bit of coaxing to get there bc he still generally has the aversion to it due to the Happenings#and itd be less because he likes it and more because its something he does to you#*spongebob flying ice cream truck* coaxing said lightly he still has things to work thru im not talking about coercion#i wanna draw this soon but while he does have the aversion due to trauma i like to think#The excuse he gives for no oral is well. I dont like putting my cock in any hole that i wont bottom out in.#anyway my point in og post is Old Man Pussy
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If I speak on this and particularly him in this outfit I may need to be tranquilized
#i have a thing for men in uniform#and if that man is boo seungkwan I'm a goner#let's fly up high mr. boo#in the cockpit and cock in my pit#that sounds so bad#but you know what i mean#mile high but in the cockpit#boo seungkwan you're so fucking hot
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My lower back is stiff and sore because I haven't stretched my ass enough.
I can just imagine Frankie's smirk when hearing that sentence.
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bouncing off anon’s question best svt CUCKING duo
joshua/jeonghan because they’re like close enough to get jealous about it. you know. and they’re both naturally generous so i think bringing out the Selfishness would be rlly something. and i think they are pleasers so it would work out for you anyway
….. i think hoshi/dino would be CRAZY too. simply because they are competitive horny and possessive. although this one definitely has more feelings involved
#RUBBING MY FLY HANDS TOGETHER……#i think if cock line (Read: wonwoo cheol mingyu) were involved they would actually just go berserker mode… idk.#ask#mutuals#cat
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in work drama updates: the person who outed me is the same person who’s been ratting people out to our supervisor.
This one guy joked about not working out his full two weeks bc he was so excited to leave so they went to management and told them that he straight up said he wasn’t going to show up on his last day so they sent him home half a week early.
Another coworker told them she was in the final round interviews for another job and they also went to management and they ended up firing her the same day
#dyed hair septum ring fake corporate punk rock aesthetic and they/them but you’re still a transphobe somehow and also a capitalist rat#like they love the punk aesthetic but also won’t stop sucking corporate cock#when one of my work friends got fired bc upper management found out she got into grad school with a TA position#and therefore would be leaving in August (yes in August but they fired her suddenly mid March bc she was a ‘liability’) they said ‘well#I mean it was wrong for her to keep working here knowing how long and how much money it costs the company to train us’#brain rot brain rot brain rot neoliberal brain rot#captain’s log#sorry to be aggressively political on main 🙏🏼#my job is very toxic and also this individual is a completely flying monkey to our supervisor so said supervisor just listened to them#blindly and trusts their insight into things. said supervisor also breaks HR code to talk to them about other employees#our CEO was literally told by the IRS to step down or federal charges would be perused like you’d like we would be a little more uh#following labor laws and HR policy but alas 😭🙏🏼#whatever I hope the whole credit union shuts down 🙏🏼
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btw i have a tattoo on my ankle that says fuck
it’s in cursive font
#i can point to it and say sorry this is my last fuck to give and as you can see i really can’t give it away#i’ve debating adding wings to it so it can be my flying fuck#i just really felt like sharing this#i have 4 tattoos and this is my favourite one#also fun fact i’ve gotten every single one of my tattoos with another person#my first i got with my dad (ew) when i was 18 and it’s a butterfly i designed#the next was a semi colon i got impulsively when i went with a friend to a flash tattoo sale and it was $13#then the fuck tattoo was /supposed/ to be a matching tattoo w my cousin#but we saw the artists flash tattoos and loved those more so i got fuck and she got a rooster saying cock#(we love them)#and then i got an R squared tattoo w my friend bc we have the same name#and i kinda love that about all my tattoos#anyways#personal rambles#tattoos#not stargate
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it happened again .
#the way two sages go flying. you can see it flying around in the bg at the end.#beebie#tloz#totk#i dont think game wants me to succeed with explosive rocket cock . . .
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I think I’m gunna get Balder’s Gate 3 next paycheck and make a girl elf with the biggest cock and a boy dwarf with the FATTEST of tiddies
#im flying high#idk what other races there are other than the basic races for DnD#but they got a monster PC you bet your ass I’m playing it#and giving it the FATTTEST tiddies and BIGGEST cock and balls
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ERMMM 😭😭 MY DAD JUST TEXTED PAUL AND IT CAME UP ON THE DASHSCREEN AND WE’RE SEEING ABBA???? HUH?????
#I DONT GIVE A FLYING COCKING FUCK ABOUT ABBA#IF THEY DONT PLAY ‘does your mother know’ I DONT GAFFFFF
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just to be clear, I hope mosquitos feel pain when I kill them :)
I hope they wake up in hell screaming :)
If I could, I'd become a bug necromancer just so I could kill mosquitos, resurrect them, and then kill them again :)
#mosquitos in Korea are the worst I've ever experienced and I hate hate hate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! them#and fall is taking FOREVER to get here so they aren't dying fast enough#nothing activates my inner tlou enemy npc like a mosquito flying near my face#I'll pace the room looking for it muttering 'youre dead asshole' 'im gonna find you' 'you can't hide from me'#all while cocking a metaphorical shotgun#anyway FUCK MOSQUITOS 🔪#diary
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